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Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2020
zhike:
Nigeria will never develop as long as Nigerian don’t have self love.
Nigerian always blame their leaders for wrong things in their country and the truth is Nigeria is not developing because of Nigerians don’t have self love.
Nigerian discredit anything from Nigeria, they think everything from Europe is good.
Learn from South Africa, South African love their country very much and they believe that they are capable, that is why they are progressing.
South African soccer supporters prefer PSL than EPL, that is why their league is good.
South African soccer players are not all dreaming to play in Europe like Nigerians.
South African students prefers South African universities like uct and wits unlike Nigerian who prefers foreign universities.
South African believe that South Africa could be developed than Europe, unlike Nigerian who pray Europe.
Wake Up my fellow African, Because of your attitude Nigeria is dragging Africa backwards while South Africa is trying to push Africa forward.
Stop competing with South Africa and learn from them.
Be proud Africans and stop running to Europe for green pastures, create green pastures in Nigeria.
South African do not go abroad for work, hospitals or anything because they believe in their government.
Utter trash. can't work in Nigeria... how much I get wey I go pay 10k to watch odinkalu and habeeb at the stadium??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Cristiano Ronaldo Thread by Jokerman(op): 12:26pm On Jun 14, 2020
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Sports › Lionel Messi Wonderful Stats This Season! by Jokerman(op): 12:23pm On Jun 14, 2020
I prefer not to talk though grin cheesy

Obembet
Semid4lyfe
Honeric01
ghettokid01
Elasticstone
ddippsetgrin
Eni4real
tfash96

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Jun 14, 2020
Gbest90:
My friend the only thing Messi is yet to do for Argentina is win a �. Go and look at his stats. Great players are not ONLY judged by trophies. Afterall Giroud won a World Cup without scoring a goal. Phil Foden of Manchester City is a 2 time premier league winner whereas Harry Kane is still looking for his first Carabao cup.

Am not a Messi fan but to be with frank Arginatina never had and will never have a player as good as Messi.
Trash.

Maradona > Messi (For Argentina)
Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 12:19pm On Jun 14, 2020
tfash96:
both of you are jokers now.. We can't take anything u say serious
lol... my overratedlona brother cheesy
Sports › Re: Player With The Most Match Winning Goals In Football History by Jokerman(op): 12:19pm On Jun 14, 2020
shilenji:
guy u dey everywhere go sleep
lol.. truth hurts bro grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Beauty Of Heaven by Jokerman(m): 7:55am On Jun 14, 2020
Amen. God help us.
Sports › Re: Player With The Most Match Winning Goals In Football History by Jokerman(op): 7:50am On Jun 14, 2020
This is what they call record. And these goals are most in the UCL.

Not to be statpadding against the likes of Eibar, Mallorca and co... but when push comes to shove, na disappearance grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by Jokerman(m): 7:47am On Jun 14, 2020
obonujoker:
You are just a clown....

Someone that won all in the EPL, Laliga and Eve. In serieA is what you call s fraud??

What is Messi for Argentina??
Lol ..... Messi cannot topple Maradona as Argentina Greatest yet.... He's just a Barcelona Giggsgrin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sets New Record Immediately After Lockdown! by Jokerman(m): 7:46am On Jun 14, 2020
ElasticStone:
Messi scored 2 solid free kicks and gave solid passes that were wasted by dembele and the likes. U people want messi to score, assist, midfield, defend, goal keep and even coach! Kuku kee messi na!
You see why you are a clown. You want to free Messi from criticism but push Ronaldo to it... shebi Messi is goat, why can't he do all??
Sports › Player With The Most Match Winning Goals In Football History by Jokerman(op): 7:44am On Jun 14, 2020
Guess!!

Who else??

Non other than the great Cristiano Ronaldo.


honeric01
semid4lyfe
lalasticlala
obembet
Missyb3

Help us showcase ronaldo ooooo

Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 11:31pm On Jun 13, 2020
You beat last for table Mallorca now, you no go let us hear word...When you reach UCL now... you go begin cuss Suarez, Arthur, De kinggrin
Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 11:29pm On Jun 13, 2020
ElasticStone:
You will never see Jokerman and obembet on threads like this.
We dey enjoy your cultivationgrin
Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 11:27pm On Jun 13, 2020
obonujoker:
Mallorca is bigger than Milan....

We know someone's disasterclass when playing against Italian opposition e.g inter, Milan, Juve, Roma grin
lol bro... tfash96 and numerouno4 and ghettokid will soon attack you now grin
Romance › Re: S.A Lady Dancing Without Pants For Nigerian Men Causes Stir On Twitter by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On Jun 13, 2020
I think this video caused a hashtag on Twitter...
#nigeriansmustfall# or something like that...
I hate Yahoo boys
Politics › Re: Governor Obaseki Joins PDP by Jokerman(m): 7:31pm On Jun 13, 2020
powerfulguy:
Let me use this opportunity to congratulate 'Ronaldo fans' for their she-goat's brace performance in tonight's game against Milan
Cc, Fergie001
Cc, Jokerman
At least his penalty loss didn't cause him to lose international trophy grin
Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Jun 13, 2020
emeijeh:
Is this ghettokid1 rebranded? Anyway, Barca will drop points. Supersport 7 go sweet today Ghetto and crew, take heart in advance
lol...
Mallorca is bigger than Milan grin
Sports › Re: La Liga: Mallorca Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 13th June 2020 by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Jun 13, 2020
emeijeh:
Is this ghettokid1 rebranded? Anyway, Barca will drop points. Supersport 7 go sweet today Ghetto and crew, take heart in advance
lol...
Mallorca is bigger than Milan grin
Education › Re: Amidst COVID-19, Private Schools Reopen In Lagos; Students Dress In Mufti by Jokerman(m): 7:28pm On Jun 13, 2020
Govt should open schools jare... kilode!!! una wan kpai person ni
Education › Re: Amidst COVID-19, Private Schools Reopen In Lagos; Students Dress In Mufti by Jokerman(m): 7:28pm On Jun 13, 2020
crossfm:
Hehehe.some business centres want to force government to open schools, so that they can go back to exploiting parents.
just say you no wan pay school fees... stop saying rubbish.... education is not cheap!
Sports › Re: Debunking The False Narrative "Cristiano Didn't Conquer Spain" by Jokerman(op): 2:49pm On Jun 11, 2020
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Sports › Debunking The False Narrative "Cristiano Didn't Conquer Spain" by Jokerman(op): 2:41pm On Jun 11, 2020
A thread grin

1. During his time in Spain, no player had a better goals/game ratio than Cristiano ... not even Leo Messi. Cristiano is the fastest player to score 100, 200 and 300 La Liga goals.

2. Also during his time in Spain, no player scored more free kicks and more hattricks than Cristiano Ronaldo.

3. Cristiano became the first player ever to score 40 league goals in consecutive seasons (2010/11 and 2011/12) He also became the only player in the World to score 50 goals in six consecutive seasons (2010/11 to 2015/16)

4. Man for the big games: He scored the most goals for Madrid in El Clasicos. He even scored more El Clasico goals at the Camp Nou than Leo Messi He also scored the most goals in Madrid derby matches

5. Cristiano also holds the top 3 spots for most goals scored in a single Champions League season (2013-14, 2015-16, 2017-18) He is the only player to finish UCL top scorer in six consecutive seasons along with his other numerous UCL records during his time in Spain.

6. Cristiano is the only player in La Liga history to win Player of the season, Forward of the season and Goal of the season, all 3 awards in a single campaign.

7. During his time is Spain, Messi and Ronaldo both came across 5 times in a Final (2 Copa Del Rey + 3 Spanish Super Cup) Ronaldo won 4 of them, Messi only won once.

8. Now the most imp point, people think Ronaldo was a failure in Spain coz he only won 2 La Ligas in 9 years. Lets look at the pts margin with which he lost La Liga 2010 - 3 pts 2011 - 4 pts 2014 - 3 pts 2015 - 2 pts 2016 - 1 pt U can clearly see how close the margin is.

9. Ronaldo won 4 ballondors, 3 La liga golden boot and 3 laliga forward of the season award


https://mobile.twitter.com/cr7raprhymes/status/1271060966994821120
Politics › Re: Power Minister's Claim: What's The Electricity Supply In Your Area Like? by Jokerman(m): 1:09pm On Jun 11, 2020
CilicMarin:
I go first..

I Stay Around Amuwo Odofin In Lagos....and for the past 2 Months we have enjoyed between 18- 24 Hours Power Supply...

Confirm from anybody living around this environment...
Ngeneukwenu... we know you'd come here to support your party as usual
Politics › Re: Power Minister's Claim: What's The Electricity Supply In Your Area Like? by Jokerman(m): 1:08pm On Jun 11, 2020
Woeful.
The wicked souls are still bringing estimated hoax bills
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:45pm On Jun 11, 2020
Fladm:
Has Ronaldo Ever reached a World cup final in his life talkless of even winning it ehn?
lol... so finals now na acheivement grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why There Are Trump Supporters In Nigeria/africa by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Jun 10, 2020
Only evil compromisers like....... C grin hate and fight Trump
Sports › Re: The Only Player To Win All Individual Awards In An EPL Season by Jokerman(op): 8:24pm On Jun 10, 2020
ghettokid1:
See this then
Stop derailing this sweet thread...bring out any player that has won those awards ronaldo won...
Politics › Re: Quota System by Jokerman(m): 8:21pm On Jun 10, 2020
We aren't ready for real change.... with the likes of Atiku, Tinubu, Buhari, Dino etc ready to be voted in....

When we are ready for change, we'd know ...

Quota system will keep playing out until then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Jun 10, 2020
ddippset:
Going on on the BBC.
Rank the Greatest Messi moment.
Winning the world cup with Argentinagrin

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