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Sports › Re: Top 10 Greatest Barcelona Players Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 12:19am On Jun 07, 2020
Joan Cryuff is greater than Messi for Barcelona... Incase you don't know, Cryuff revolutionized Barcelona and gave them a pathway....
Sports › Re: Top 10 Real Madrid Best Players Of All Time by Jokerman(m): 12:17am On Jun 07, 2020
wrong list...
Cristiano Ronaldo is Madrid's all time greatest ever
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football 1st Billionaire - Forbes by Jokerman(m): 12:15am On Jun 07, 2020
senatordave1:
It is messi
if we are talking of sportsmen, Messi is not even in top 10.... he has to topple Pele, maradona, cr7 first in football before entering sportsmen.....cheesy
Sports › Re: Mario Balotelli ˜sacked' By His Club Brescia After Skipping Training For 10 Days by Jokerman(m): 12:13am On Jun 07, 2020
indiscipline
Sports › Re: The Most Successful Teams In European Leagues by Jokerman(m): 12:12am On Jun 07, 2020
HedwigesMaduro:
Those farmers in La Liga have achieved way more in European competitions in the last decade than all the other leagues combined, including the "competitive" EPL (I'm sure you're an EPL fan as only the EPL attracts delusional brainwashed fans like you).
lol..... with just 1 champions league ahead of EPL... lol... after Madrid and Barca, which other laliga side has won the UCL??

EPL... Liverpool, Manchester United, Chelsea, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest etc have all won the UCL
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Earns £14m More From Instagram Than Juventus, Putting Messi To 2nd Place by Jokerman(m): 12:10am On Jun 07, 2020
This is why Ronaldo is the GOAT cheesy..

Always leading the pack...

Some satans wanted to spoil his image by throwing rape allegation.... cheesy but God big pass them...

Football GOAT
Social Media GOAT
Foreign Affairs › Re: Libya Government Regains Full Control Of Tripoli by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On Jun 05, 2020
Olominira:
Because the evil supplying them weapons with motivation are battling for their survivals from coronavirus. Same thing with boko haram and others
you mean Russia?? coz Russia is the one backing the opposition
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coward Iran. Trump Killed Your Gen. You Release Usa Navy Prisoner by Jokerman(m): 7:54pm On Jun 05, 2020
It's no cowardice... you'd be surprised that the supreme leader of Iran might even have a hand in the general's killing....
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Gains 2.5 Million Jobs In May, Unemployment Falls Despite Pandemic by Jokerman(m): 7:53pm On Jun 05, 2020
MAGA
Foreign Affairs › Re: Democrats, CNN And Thier Devlish Agenda On Americans by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Jun 05, 2020
The funny thing is that they cannot manipulate Trump, and it kills them to know grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Gains 2.5 Million Jobs In May, Unemployment Falls Despite Pandemic by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Jun 05, 2020
Trump for USA president again.... God forbid Americans elect sleepy joe
Sports › Re: The Most Successful Teams In European Leagues by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Jun 05, 2020
1. Manchester United is the best team in England

2. Juventus though ;D1. Manchester United is the best team in England

3. Bundesliga is a real farmers league... see gap between 1st and 2nd

4. How can copadelrayLONA be more successful than the club of the century... however another farmers league where two teams keep dominating
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football 1st Billionaire - Forbes by Jokerman(m): 7:41pm On Jun 05, 2020
ddippset:
Let Ronaldo win 6 Ballon dors and a Wolrd Cup Golden ball;

Then we can talk!
lol.... you again grin
ddippset:
Let Ronaldo win 6 Ballon dors and a Wolrd Cup Golden ball;

Then we can talk!
lol.... you again
Programming › Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by Jokerman(m): 11:20pm On Jun 04, 2020
akaahs:
Thanks just that my phone can't download video from YouTube. Any recommendations as to which app to use for downloading video from YouTube?
I used laptop bro...

Otherwise you can try this site..."yaaya.mobi".... Just click on the videos link, type the progam or video title you need, hmmmmm
Programming › Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by Jokerman(m): 10:00pm On Jun 04, 2020
akaahs:
Which of the site U re learning from?
Mathlab Nd ANSYS precisely
I have no site bro. I download YouTube videos and use Google (i.e Mathlab tutorials for beginners.pdf) etc...
Christianity Etc › Re: How Can You Be A Christian Or Muslim And Reject Rape, Slavery or Racism by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Jun 04, 2020
I'm a follower of Jesus Christ.

Did Jesus rape anyone??
Literature › Re: Who Knows The Story Of Medusa? (picture) by Jokerman(m): 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2020
Medusa is a demon inspired character.....

I wonder why some people the only thing they do on Nairaland is that attack Christianity... Oga o
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Politics › How Is The Power Situation In Your Area, And Your Billings by Jokerman(op): 8:55pm On Jun 04, 2020
Hello nairalanders.

How's the power situation in your area?? Probably it's only my area suffering this power outage... How can a city like Lagos still be suffering darkness?? Oga o, 3hrs light, 21 darkness??

Funny enough, they are stalling in giving out prepaid metres. We've queried and queried... How can a miniflat be billed at 16k with two fans, a fridge and a flat screen for 90-100hrs out of 720 hrs (a month)...

Please lets know what's up... Everyday Gen, Gen, Gen
Programming › Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by Jokerman(m): 8:09pm On Jun 04, 2020
sonofthunder:
Hello, where are you getting tutorials from?
- YouTube especially Mathlab and AutoCAD
- Google (Mathlab and AutoCAD tutorials)
- Worked with ANSYS during my postgraduate, and Google tutorials on it, and YouTube as well
-.Have a textbook (hardcopy) on Mathlab I bought in my undergraduate days
Science/Technology › Re: What Is This Creature Called?? (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2020
Beetle
Programming › Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Jun 04, 2020
Mech.
Programming › Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by Jokerman(m): 7:09pm On Jun 04, 2020
Edopesin:
You can try but you cannot finish AutoCAD 100% cheesy I've left that shii for now until I resume for the semester
AutoCAD is a continuous process learning. One cannot be good except continuous practice same as any Engineering designs app sad
Programming › Re: Programming Learning Challenge June. by Jokerman(m): 6:55pm On Jun 04, 2020
I want to finish learning all of Mathlab, ANSYS and AutoCAD

AutoCAD -70%
Mathlab - 50%
ANSYS - 50%
Travel › Re: Inter State Movement May Resume June 21 - Bashir Ahmad by Jokerman(m): 6:52pm On Jun 04, 2020
Una don tire for SCAMdemic abi grin
Education › Re: Signify ☝if You Ate This Biscuits, Only Legends Can Relate (photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:51pm On Jun 04, 2020
on3way:
what of Baba Dudu
Chocomilo ni grin
Education › Re: Signify ☝if You Ate This Biscuits, Only Legends Can Relate (photo) by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On Jun 04, 2020
Okin
Speedy
Coconut
E get one 4 corner biscuit like that (pako grin)
Education › Re: Lagos To Decide Reopening Of Schools In Two Weeks by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Jun 04, 2020
Thank God
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:33pm On Jun 04, 2020
Account Officer at Health Station

Location: Lagos

Deadline: 8th July, 2020

How to Apply
Send your CV to: hritvacancies2019@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:26pm On Jun 04, 2020
Social Media Manager at Betterbuyng

Location: Lagos

◦ Proven work expr as a Social media manager
◦ Hands on experience in content mgt
◦ Excellent copywriting skills
◦ Solid knowledge of SEO, keyword research and Google Analytics

Send your CV to: betterbuyng@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:25pm On Jun 04, 2020
grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Jun 04, 2020
Graduate Nurse and Midwife at an NHIS Accredited Organization

• Bachelor degree in Nursing.
• Registered Nurse and Midwifery Certificate.
• At least 2 to 3 years of Practical experience

Send your CV and Application in a single word document to: ourrecruitment017@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Jokerman(m): 4:23pm On Jun 04, 2020
VACANCY

There is an urgent vacancy for the position of account officer in a company at Ojodu

Qualification
- ATS Holder
- experience in audit firm will be an added advantage

Gender - Male

We prefer candidate residing in Ojodu or Ogba

CV should be sent to: yindorc@yahoo.com

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