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Politics › Re: Buhari: The Lockdown Will Last As Long As Our Advisers Say by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On Apr 11, 2020
Give us the 20k jibrin Al sudani, and watch me stay at home... Haba Mana baba angry
Politics › Re: OPINION: If You Were To Meet President Buhari One On One, What Will You Do by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
I will call him jubril Al sudani grin
Crime › Re: Man Poisons 143 Bags Of Garden Eggs In Enugu (photo) by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On Apr 11, 2020
Mhen......

Human beings and wickedness
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come No Pastor Is Healing Corona Virus Patients??? by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Apr 11, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
SIMPLE AND STRAIGHT cheesy
Bro the Lord loves you.... Come back to your first love
Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Responds To Bill Gates’ Statements On Coronavirus Vaccine by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Apr 11, 2020
Bill gates should start minding his business and focus on his coding duties, no wonder Jeff bezos keeps topping him
Family › Re: Lockdown: What's Your Daily Routine? by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On Apr 11, 2020
Mine's is just like groundhog day
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus Healed In Spain By God Of Chosen (pix) by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Apr 11, 2020
peteregwu:
Very well!
Thank God bro... I decided to watch from pastor's message coz of data.... Can't believe someone won't be at ijesha at a time like this.... Hmmm.. we thank God for life all the same...

#blessed#
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus Healed In Spain By God Of Chosen (pix) by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2020
Amen

How's the online program going??
Romance › Re: I Dont Know What Is Wrong With My Co-tenants by Jokerman(m): 12:18pm On Apr 11, 2020
U dey live for face me, I face you and you want privacy... Lol
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Guys Are Afraid Of Dating Ladies Who Attend These Churches? by Jokerman(m): 12:16pm On Apr 11, 2020
Lol... Omo aladura ke grin

With their tattoos, spiritual waist beads and leg chains...

Make Dem no put man spirit inside bottle.... grin
Politics › Re: 11 Million "Poor And Vulnerable" List. Zamfara Leads, South-East Lowest by Jokerman(m): 10:31am On Apr 11, 2020
Do south westerners look like hungry people?

Come and see us in lekki and vi
Health › Re: Nursing Mother Commits Suicide In Uyo Over Pressure From Husband by Jokerman(m): 10:11am On Apr 11, 2020
Hell fire lipsrsealed

I'm not happy at all... God please forgive her
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:11am On Apr 11, 2020
Techiekingee:
That's the Superclasico de las Americas trophy...
It's an annual friendly match played between Argentina and Brazil
Oh thanks bro... I see

One of the truthful Barca fans I have seen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:00pm On Apr 10, 2020
Techiekingee:
That's not a trophy. It's Messi's world cup golden ball...and yes, messi hasn't won a major trophy with Argentina...so what's the argument
Nope there's a pic there showing Messi lifting something like a trophy... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Apr 10, 2020
ddippset:
Okay we shall see about that..


Let's go!


So Which of the trophies? Cus he has held up to 6 trophies playing for Argentina.

cool
Na wa o...the trophy in the picture is the name I need, coz from records Messi has won nothing for Argentina except junior competitions..

Award is not the same as trophy mind you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Apr 10, 2020
Techiekingee:
Should I come in?
Yes bro... I need the name of the trophy.. because from records, Messi has won nothing for Argentina except junior competitions...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Tests U.S. Airspace Amidst Lockdown But Intercepted By US.F-22(Pics) by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On Apr 10, 2020
U.S.A still is and will continue to be world power number 1 until the Lord Jesus comes. If it pains you, you can hit your head on the ground as usual.

If not USA, many people, tribes and races would have been under authoritarian dictators..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Apr 10, 2020
ddippset:
Do you know what a trophy is?

If I refer you to Wikipedia or Oxford dictionary now you go come back change mouth like olosho.

You wanna bet?
Lol... grin... Bro, are you frightened to tell us the name of the trophy ni..... grin
Politics › Re: Increase In Chinese Propaganda in Nigeria Through DSTV by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Apr 10, 2020
Lol... I only switch there whenever I think they'd show king Fu movies which they don't... Thereafter na to watch Seal team on my lappy than watch Chinese news
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:50pm On Apr 10, 2020
Fladm:
Dont lie, this picture pains you a lot... Giving you sleepless nights right? shocked cool
My player has won this award too na...

Just tell us the name of the trophy Messi is lifting up... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:51pm On Apr 10, 2020
Neymar1095:
Messi for Argentina has only 4 goals in 21knock out games. With those miserable stats how can Argentina win anything.
Lol... And yet we Messi fans blame Higuain cheesy grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Apr 10, 2020
ddippset:
Fuuckk that!!

You don't tell me what to post!

You don't call the shots on whether or it is Barca or Argentina.

Post whatever you want, I post whatever I want...

Meanwhile still choke on this
.
So you can't tell us the name of the trophy Messi is lifting so grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 12:14pm On Apr 10, 2020
ddippset:
Una father!!!
What trophy is Messi holding for Argentina bro grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin
Sports › Top 10 Greatest Individual Performance Of All Time by Jokerman(op): 12:12pm On Apr 10, 2020
For any side to be successful, you need all 11 players to at the very top of their game.

But you’re also relying on your very best players to produce moments of magic. Matches are won by a player scoring a wonder goal, going on an incredible run or executing a superb bit of defending.

So, GiveMeSport have ranked the 15 greatest individual performances in a single match of all-time.
To help us rank them in order, we’ve taken into account the opposition and the occasion, as well as the performance itself.

12. Jack Wilshere vs Barcelona | 2011
A 19-year-old Jack Wilshere bossed a Barcelona midfield consisting of Sergio Busquets, Xavi and Andres Iniesta back in 2011. Arsenal beat Barca 2-1 that night and Wilshere played out of his skin, running rings around the legendary midfield trio. Four years after the match, Xavi still believed that Wilshere was a special player.

11. Mark Viduka vs Liverpool | 2000
One of the greatest Premier League matches ever. Leeds had a whole host of injuries and found themselves 2-0 down inside 18 minutes against Liverpool at Elland Road. Mark Viduka score 4 goals to win the match for Leeds 4-3

10. Gareth Bale vs Inter Milan | 2010
The night that Gareth Bale became an overnight superstar. A sensational second-half hat-trick not only restored some pride for his side but made everyone across the continent sit up and take notice.
The 21-year-old absolutely destroyed one of the best right-backs in Europe at the time, Maicon. Some say the Brazilian has never recovered from his two matches up against Bale.

9. Fabio Cannavaro v Germany | 2006
Despite only being 5’9”, the Italian dominated the physical Miroslav Klose in the air, while he produced blocks, interceptions, last-ditch tackles, perfect positioning and composure on the ball during the 120 minutes in which Italy won 2-0.

8. Ronaldo vs Manchester United | 2003
Before ‘Fat Ronaldo’ was a thing, Ronaldo Nazario was one of the greatest players in world football. And his greatest performance came at Old Trafford against Manchester United back in April 2003. United scored enough goals in the second leg to go through - four. But Ronaldo single-handedly sent them crashing out with an incredible hat-trick during the seven-goal thriller. When he was substituted off, he received a standing ovation from the Manchester United fans.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo vs Atletico Madrid | 2019
If there was a side you wouldn’t want to trail 2-0 against from the first leg of a Champions League last-16 tie, it’s Diego Simeone’s Atletico Madrid. But if there’s a player you wouldn’t want to face in a Champions League knockout match, it’s Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ronaldo scored a hat-trick to see Juve win 3-0 and progress to the quarter-finals in what was probably his greatest individual performance to date.

6. Steven Gerrard vs West Ham | 2006
The Steven Gerrard final. As far as performances in an FA Cup final go, this has got to be the greatest.

5. 5th. Xavi vs Real Madrid | 2009
Xavi is one of the best midfielders in football history and his performance during Barcelona’s 6-2 victory over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu in 2009 is simply incredible.
He barely gave the ball away all match and registered four - yes four - assists.

4. Lionel Messi vs Arsenal | 2010
After a 2-2 draw in the first leg of the Champions League tie, it was all to play for at the Camp Nou. And when Nicklas Bendtner put Arsenal ahead in Spain, Barca were really up against it. It turned out they were simply poking the bear - the bear being Lionel Messi.
The equaliser came within minutes. Messi inadvertently played a one-two with Mikael Silvestre grin and, despite being surrounded by four Arsenal defender, struck a fierce shot past Manuel Almunia. Messi scored 4 goals that night

3. Roy Keane vs Juventus | 1999
The night Manchester United captain, Roy Keane, became a club legend. United were looking to reach the final of the European Cup for the first time since 1968 but after a 1-1 draw in the first leg of their semi-final vs Juventus, that seemed unlikely. It seemed even more unlikely after they found themselves 2-0 down inside 11 minutes.
United went on to win 3-2 with Keane winning his midfield battle against the likes of Zidane, Edgar Davids and Didier Deschamps.

2. Ronaldinho vs Real Madrid | 2005
When you receive a standing ovation from the opposite set of fans in an El Clasico, you know you’ve played pretty well. That’s what happened to Ronaldinho at the Bernabeu after his masterclass.
“It was a perfect game,” Ronaldinho later reflected. “I will never forget this because it is very rare for any footballer to be applauded in this way by the opposition fans.”

1. 1st. Zinedine Zidane vs Brazil | 2006

The greatest individual performance of all-time.

The 2006 World Cup quarter-final between France and Brazil was one of Zinedine Zidane’s last ever matches - and he saved his best performance for it.

It wasn’t because he scored a hat-trick - like many of the incredible performances in this list. Zidane didn’t even score. (Although he did grab an assist for the only goal of the game). It was just his general care-free performance on the biggest stage of them all against the most successful nation in World Cup history.

He also played a large role in the only goal of the game as his floated free-kick found Thierry Henry at the backpost.

It capped off a quite sensational individual display by one of the greatest players to have played the game.


Honourable mentions
1. Nwankwo Kanu against Brazil 1996
2. Ronaldo against Spain 2018
3. Lewandowski against Madrid 2013
4. Andre Ashavin against Liverpool 2009
5. Maradona against England 1986 (hand of God cool)
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Fans Will Drink Sniper After Seeing This Photo by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Apr 10, 2020
grin

Messi has embarrassed his fans more

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Apr 10, 2020
grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:27am On Apr 10, 2020
biomustry:
In what shirt will he be able to use it? Barça shirt abi
Lol... At least the one of Salah dribbling Messi not Argentina shirt... angry
Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Already Chosen Those Who Will Be Saved. by Jokerman(m): 11:26am On Apr 10, 2020
Chosen1984:
The Truth is I don't understand your point..

Are u asking the Reason people preach?
I just figured the guy is a Jehovah witness....
Celebrities › Re: Juliet Ibrahim And IK Ogbonna Dragged Mercilessly On Twitter For Their Comments by Jokerman(m): 11:23am On Apr 10, 2020
Where your brain was located.... Chai embarassed
Romance › Re: Things You Like About Your Partner by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On Apr 10, 2020
1. God fearing
2. Beautiful
3. Hardworking
4. Figure 8
5. Choir mistress
6. Respectful, humble and kind
7. God's gift
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:09am On Apr 10, 2020
biomustry:
Messi has shamed everyone
.
I liked the picture too. They are Barça players.
He's shamed Argentina a lot... angry

But Rakitic though, why using Messi in Argentina shirt... angry

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Politics › Re: Stop Depicting The Military As Brutal In Your Drama Skits- Nigeria Army by Jokerman(m): 9:48am On Apr 10, 2020
brightology3:
you don't want them to collect their 1billion for sms?
LMAO.... grin grin grin grin grin

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