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Romance › Re: Bestie by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On Mar 30, 2020
Lol
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 1:42pm On Mar 30, 2020
Righteousness89:
Leave those guys my Brother!

I Believe GOD ALMIGHTY will Save those of them He will save .

Those of them who have Condemned themselves to Hell will get their Rewards in due time..

It beats my imagination to see young men and women who the devil has possessed like that to the extent of Speaking anyhow against Your Creator without FEAR.
Devil is a Bastard indeed!
They surprise me a lot. It's well
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2020
Righteousness89:
You are BLESSED MY BROTHER!

Heaven@Last
Amen. And I also like how you deal with the clowns (atheists) too
Sports › Re: Caragher: It Is 'stupid' To Say Ronaldo Is The Best Because Of This Reason.. by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ronaldo will win 2020 Olympics with Portugal
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Mar 30, 2020
Righteousness89:
how do u know That my Brother?
I like your messages here, and only a chosen would be bold enough to do do here

Chosen is blessed
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 1:30pm On Mar 30, 2020
Righteousness89:
My Dad; Military Officer, Gentle, Happy man .. Doesn't talk much.

Does not react to your Matter until your cup fills..
your Brain will Reset when you are dealt with!

Dad is now 70+ Respect to My old man..

Mom; Educationist, Principal, Disciplinarian to the core, Prayerful Holyghost Filled Mother.. a Mother to the Core..

First time I entered a plane going for Service 2006. She personally took my bills. Dad no send me!

I remember the first time I travelled out of the country, she didn't want me to go.. She wasn't comfortable with the Country I was going to. She discouraged me Totally. My mind was made up. I Prepared myself got my visa and Ticket.

Suprisingly, My Mom who was against my Travelling was the only person that drop some 500usd for me.. She was not even aroun but she dropped with my sis to give to me the day I was leaving!

Her prayer is Fully Responsible for what I am Today..
Chosen mopol
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Mar 30, 2020
Candycrushy:
My mum gets angry each time she sees anyone pressing phone, to her, you should be busy with sth all day....we are tired fr undecided
What levels are you in candycrush...the ojoro is too much in that game... Can't pass a "pop the bottles level" for a while now.... hopefully I won't delete the game soon
Family › Re: What Character Traits Do Your Parents Have That Annoy You So Much? by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2020
By the time most of you realize your parents are no more, then you'd wish for some things to come back
Christianity Etc › Re: Antichrist Is Getting Ready For The Infamous Reign Of Terror On The Earth by Jokerman(m): 11:36am On Mar 30, 2020
You are right. Don't mind the agents of the devil here trying to disrupt all you are saying

Buh from the Bible, I think it's tribulation first before rapture. The days of tribulation will be shortened to save the elect, and the world of God must go round before the end comes

After the rapture of the saints , God will now visit His fury on the left behind
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus Pandemic: Men Should Turn To God For Solution by Jokerman(m): 11:22am On Mar 30, 2020
kingxsamz:
Yeah, the same way he let's little kids die from cancer... What a good loving God, may his name be praised.
Are you better than God in any way??
Crime › Re: Share Your Experience If You Were Beaten In Ibadan Yesterday. by Jokerman(m): 11:19am On Mar 30, 2020
Lol... See what is happening, everyone's running

Just imagine how it would be doing the time if Antichrist when you would termed a hater etc, if you dare go to church...

No one that didn't rapture will be able to make it through the time without taking the mark of the beast

Jesus save me now before the rapture if the saints
Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Jokerman(m): 12:28am On Mar 30, 2020
Flytime:
be honest how is the camera,I have the a3 abandoned at home and it's nothing to write home about.
The A3X camera is good. It's ok
Sports › Re: Caragher: It Is 'stupid' To Say Ronaldo Is The Best Because Of This Reason.. by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Mar 29, 2020
Astark:
why isn't Olympic important? Didn't Ronaldo participated in the tournament?

I taught we are mentioning things they have both participated in so why are you mentioning seria a and EPL? You guys are funny sha
What year did Ronaldo play Olympic bro?
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 8:05pm On Mar 29, 2020
eni4real:
Moses did not get injured in the final when it matter most!!!

Whatever happened to Messi in the National team is due to Higuain effect!! That Chelsea and AC Milan Legend grin
You should be ashamed bro

Your goat entered 4 finals and lost all grin
Sports › Re: Caragher: It Is 'stupid' To Say Ronaldo Is The Best Because Of This Reason.. by Jokerman(m): 7:56pm On Mar 29, 2020
Astark:
Olympic medal
World cup golden ball
Player of a tournament
Laueus sport person of the year
Olympic isnt relevant here

World cup golden ball and Laureus

Ronaldo also won player of the tournament award at FIFA club world cup

What Messi has never won that Ronaldo has

EPL title
EPL best player
EPL golden boot

SerieA best player
SerieA title

Tournament golden boot (UNL) and tournament silver boot (Euro 2016)
Sports › Re: Caragher: It Is 'stupid' To Say Ronaldo Is The Best Because Of This Reason.. by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Mar 29, 2020
Astark:
2x Copa America best player
1x FIFA world cup best player
1x Olympic best player
1 Copa best player
1 FIFA best player
1 Olympic best player


Buh all these pale to utter insignificance though as Maradona has won almost the same thing then crowned it with the WC 86
Sports › Re: Caragher: It Is 'stupid' To Say Ronaldo Is The Best Because Of This Reason.. by Jokerman(m): 6:20pm On Mar 29, 2020
Astark:
talks and statements like this makes people say Ronaldo fans are the dumbest fan base in football world..

When you tell yourself the same lies over and over again, you'll start believing it,how is Lionel Messi useless in Argentina team?

Been the all time goal scorer ever surpassing maradona, Messi has 70 goals and maradona has less than 40.

Having double the same assits as the second most assists provider.

Having won 4 best player of a tournament, the most a player has ever won in international stage.

14 times Argentina best player compare to maradona 4 times.

Single-handly rescue Argentina in many instances like qualifying them in world cup and Copa America
Messi has won only 2 best player award for Argentina (same as maradona) both at world cup and Copa

However maradona still trumps him as he won the WC with envious records
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by Jokerman(m): 10:54am On Mar 29, 2020
ersonleads:
you are god in ur foolishness....... may your kind be cast in a lake of hell. & beside, I've never seen a self claimed god commenting on nairaland. may you be condemned in your foolishness!! Amen!
Lol.... Don't allow agents of Satan drag you down to their level... You can see he needs deliverany... Just skip his post by
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by Jokerman(m): 10:34am On Mar 29, 2020
Bennycollins:
How does staying away from gathering as directed by the govt translate to denying Christ? I thought even the Bible teaches loyalty to the government and the law of the land, if such law is not sinful?
Did the law stop people from buying and selling??

Did the law stop people from dancing, drinking and doing all manner of evil things?

Did the law stop doctors and some other workers (i.e Engineers, newscasters etc) from going to this jobs?

However my church is a Bible believing and a government obeying church, my branch church that records 100-150 members per sunday, recorded on 15 members today, this is because the G.O directed that cell fellowships could hold Sunday services to make way for social distancing.

So you see I haven't disobeyed any govt directive, however coronavirus or whatever can't stop me going to church...
Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Go To Church Today Amidst The Coronavirus Pandemic? by Jokerman(m): 10:00am On Mar 29, 2020
Yes I went

Coronavirus cannot make me deny Christ, moreso that the Antichrist isn't even revealed yet
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 8:49am On Mar 29, 2020
Lol... Messi fans
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Mar 29, 2020
gibzzhd:
Ronaldo has more games and of cos most of his goal are in qualifiers vs Andorra and the likes.
Messi qualifiers are against Chile, Uruguay, Brazil, Venezuela,Peru.
Be honest Ronaldo would struggle to score in South America qualifiers
Just as he struggled to score in UCL abi??
Health › Re: Bill Gates Wants To Use Microchip Implants To Fight Coronavirus by Jokerman(m): 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2020
So should we be afraid or apply "those thatknow their God shall be strong and do exploits"?
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 3:02pm On Mar 28, 2020
eni4real:
No Golden boot, No Golden ball..

Carry your Cristiano and go!!!

Eder is Cristiano SAVIOUR tho!
Eder with 5 goals in 35 appshuhhuh?

However Ronaldo has a golden boot (UNL) and silver ball (Euros 2016- given to Nani)

However when will you stop blaming Higuain though grin
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 3:00pm On Mar 28, 2020
@ ddippset angry

Lol....
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 2:59pm On Mar 28, 2020
@ ddippset angry
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 2:46pm On Mar 28, 2020
Let me paste Cristiano's record here for Portugal too....

World cup
Apps: 17, goals:7, assists: 2

Euros
Apps: 21, goals: 9, assists: 8

WC qualifiers
Apps: 38, goals: 30, assists: 12

Euro qualifiers
Apps: 35, goals: 31, assists: 4

UEFA nation's league
Apps: 2 goals: 3

Confederation cup
Apps:4 goals: 2 assists: 1

Some people say Ronaldo contributes other than goals


Cc: gibzzhd, astark, eni4real, pur3ple,
Sports › Re: Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 2:39pm On Mar 28, 2020
Instead of me to blame Higuain as usual, let me paste his stats here

Higuain debuted in 2009, under Diego maradona as coach.....

World cup
Apps: 14, goals: 5, assists: 1

Copa America
Apps: 13, goals: 7, assists: 2

World cup qualifiers
Apps: 22, goals: 11, assists: 4

Friendlies
Apps: 26, goals: 8, assists: 6

From the data above, it is clear Higuain has played his part, so let's stop blaming him
Sports › Messi National Team Performance by Jokerman(op): 2:30pm On Mar 28, 2020
Check out Messi performance for Argentina

World cup
Apps: 19, goals: 6, Assists: 8

Copa America
Apps: 27, goals: 9, Assists: 12

World cup qualifiers
Apps: 45, goals: 21, assists: 11

Friendlies
Apps: 47, goals: 34, assists: 14

This data above shows Pessi performance for his native Argentina... Aside trolling, we all know Messi is supposed to have a WC or COPA (He deserves it) however this post is to show how friendly matches are important to someone grin
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On Mar 28, 2020
gibzzhd:
Messi has more club goals than Ronaldo despite Ronaldo playing 2 years in club before him
Country goals nko??
Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Jokerman(m): 1:44pm On Mar 28, 2020
Hmmm

Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Mar 28, 2020
Pictures taking with rear camera of a3x

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