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Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 10:45pm On Apr 01, 2020
chiboy1116:
I can list 20
List them now grin
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2020
ThierryJay:
Do you realize you are doing CR7 more of a disservice here with this your ill-fated comparison??

What the statistics you pulled out demonstrates is that Messi is a better goal scorer than Ronaldo.

If Messi has scored more goals from open play than CR7, it is a no brainer that someone must have passed the ball to him initially as he couldn't have received the ball in a vacuum. Hence, it is only logical that he would have been "assisted" more, since he had more non-penalty goals. Nobody assists a penalty lol.

Obviously, Messi has been assisted more than Lewandowski, than Aguero, than Ibrahimovic. Thank you for also pointing out that of CR7 to us. We can all agree that Messi has been a better goal scorer than all these guys.

Worthy of note is that several of these so called assists were harmless passes given to Messi 45 yards away from the goal. Ponder on that.

Messi is the most assisted player, he's also the player with the most assists. Isn't that wonderful
Lol... Messi fans and excuses grin.... All these buh you people never give Ronaldo these excuses... If Messi passed more to Neymar or Iniesta, they might have won the ballondor, don't you think??
Sports › Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by Jokerman(m): 7:41pm On Apr 01, 2020
calgenius:
Why una dey confuse unasef. it's simple, the player who has won the world best most is simply the best. He's better than everyone who has won it less, SHIKENA.
Modric is better than Xavi
Sports › Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Apr 01, 2020
ChaoHendrix:
What history?
Going to teams that are always the current champions of their leagues and using that as a yardstick to measure greatness?
Buh he always winning na...or is Barca a small team??
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 6:18pm On Apr 01, 2020
oluwaahmed:
Bro sorry I forgot to mention Yak. My point is that strikers have never been our problem (until recently tho). Those strikers I mentioned have delivered for Nigeria in local/African parlance like yekini. However those guys have scored more than yekini at club level during their time. Are u seriously gona say YAK & OBAGOAL were dwarfed by yekini? Common bro.
Yekini bros,>>>>>>> Yak + Obagoal
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 6:16pm On Apr 01, 2020
ElasticStone:
Bro, let's be sincere. Push sentiment aside.

Messi has taken his country to world cup finals. Be honest. Aint that something?

For me, I think second in world cup is more respectable than 1st in continent. Please give it to him. Messi has tried. Haba!
Lol... How is 2nd in world cup better than 2nd on continent.. lol...

So El Hadji diouf heroics at 2002 world cup is better than Samuel eto nation's cup truimp??
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Apr 01, 2020
chiboy1116:
Argentina won the WC B4 maradona started playing for them , they got the the finals B4 then , they had great players like kempes , Menotti , do Stefano( he didn't play much games for them though) . A team that got to the WC finals twice B4 maradona started playing for them and had won the Copa America like 7 times B4 Diego started ? Dude take a chill pill Armando is probably their greatest footballer but the albicelestes have been on the fucking football map since the 1930's
Oga Maradona made Argentina a country to reckon with in football
Sports › Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Apr 01, 2020
ChaoHendrix:
Does it change what I said?
It does. It shows you Ronaldo is more than a goal scorer... Even we call Henry more than a goal scorer, how much more king CR7?
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On Apr 01, 2020
chiboy1116:
who the Bleep is okocha ? Lwkmd forget sentiments okocha is overrated , dude was busy playing for Bolton Wanderers , I am so tired of listening to how Nigerians yap about how talented jayjay was , there are thousands of talented footballers out there . Denilson was talented , robinho was talented , Bleep even Ben freaking arfa is talented. Y'all should take a chill pill okocha isn't even among the top 20 most talented footballers ever . Small time now dem go start de compare okocha and Ronaldinho . How okocha taught dinho football lmfao . Nigerians
List 5 midfielders in terms of pure footballing ability (forget where they played, records etc), just pure football... List any 5 midfielders in football history better than Okocha
Sports › Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by Jokerman(m): 5:20pm On Apr 01, 2020
DAYOODS:
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Who his Pele ? Does he has club achiemement compared to Messi and Ronaldo. Remove World Cup,that guy is zero.
What have those two won in football (club and country and Individual) that Pele hasn't won??
Sports › Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Apr 01, 2020
ChaoHendrix:
Played in different countries but still remained in the same position..(the box) scoring penalties and waiting for his teammates to do the working and pass the ball to him so he'd score a tap in or header..
Clown.... Do you know Suarez assisted Messi more than Benzema assisted Ronaldohuh

Do you know Neymar also assisted Messi more than Bale assisted Ronaldo??

Do you even know Dani Alves assisted Messi more than Marcelo assisted Ronaldo??

Do you know Ronaldo is the highest assister in Madrid history, in UCL history and even in Euros history??

Do you know Ronaldo hasn't scored club freekick goals in 2 years,but he still leads Messi in overall freekicks??

Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m):
Lol....

Uefalona complaining of cheating....how ironic grin

However Marcas � debate is on point
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 4:38pm On Apr 01, 2020
oluwaahmed:
I disagree. Yekini was a good striker but he has been replaced time and over again by equally talented strikers like Odemwinge, KANU, odion ighalo, obafemi martins, kalu brothers; victor ikpeba, Julius agahowa, victor aghali etc. The list is endless however nobody has been able to fill in the gap left by JJ till this day. Now that's a great player.
None of those clowns apart from nwankwo is on the level of yekini.... Even Yak was a better striker than those.. lol, Victor agali... Reallyhuh
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 4:36pm On Apr 01, 2020
chiboy1116:
maradona? Overrated? Okocha is overrated but maradona ? Maradona or messi are probably the best football players ever .
I'm term of footballing talent (no records, no acheivements etc).. just footballing talent I.e passing, skill, vision, dribbles, one on one situation, technique etc... Name 5 midfielders in the history of footballer better than Okocha...
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 4:32pm On Apr 01, 2020
chiboy1116:
maradona didn't put Argentina in the footballing map . Get your facts right and stop spewing stuff like this .
Lol... Who put Argentina on the footballing map i.e a country to reckon with in football??
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 1:17pm On Apr 01, 2020
SIRTee15:
Football sucks nowadays....
No creativity, no exceptional skills, no jaw dropping goals, no passion, no drive, no loyalty, no ambition....
It's all about the money...
Everything now na pass, shoot n score...
No wonder the likes of Messi n CR7 can dominate the game for over 12 yrs now, and no one looks close to challenge them....
I see that PSG boy mbappe n I wonder...what's the hype....

Mourinho destroyed football...
He was the one who introduced negative football, all in the name of trophy...
Alex Ferguson contributed his own by winning matches with significant help from the '12th player'....
Arab boys and their money miss road attitude was the final nail on the coffin....
Now see the aftermath...
Wenger warned us...but we wouldn't listen...
It's not about the trophy, but beauty of the game...

Recently, I watched the review of 49 games unbeaten of 'the invisible' and I ponder if the game is not retrogressing....
Hahahaha... How the hell did Mourinho destroy football? And what's negative football? Remember Mourinho was coaching as at 2004, and football technicality was still high (zidane, Figo, delima, dinho, okocha, Deco, rui Costa, veron, riquelme were still playing o, etc)

How did referee help Fergie?? Fergie had great technical players na... (Scholes, cantona, Yorke, Cole, veron, Nistelrooy etc)

You must be an arsenal fan ... When you were buying diaby, djourou, chiamaka , bendtner etc nkó grin
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Apr 01, 2020
ElasticStone:
Well, you seem to be a sincere person...even though I disagree with your last statement though
Until Messi wins something for his country, he can't be termed the greatest
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Apr 01, 2020
AkpaMgbor:
In terms of achievement both club and country nobody even comes close to Mikel...that's fact and stats.
Na only afcon Mikel win wey Kanu no win o

EPL
UEFA cup
UCL
Eredivisie
Olympic
Africa best player
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Apr 01, 2020
ElasticStone:
In terms of talent, who would you rate higest? Messi or Ronaldo?
Messi is more talented. No denials

But Ronaldo triumps over him in greatness at least for now
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 10:36am On Apr 01, 2020
Astark:
overrated doesn't mean they aren't good but their fans constantly comparing them to someone greater is what I mean by overrated.

If you ask an average Nigerian who is better between kanu and okocha most of them will mention okocho even though he never won anything personally significant and he is only known for his dribbles.

You didn't have to bring Messi to this, the reason I called maradona overrated is because his fans think of him as s God while in fact he's a fraud.

He played 490 official club games during his 21-year professional career, scoring 259 goals; for Argentina he played 91 games and scored 34 goals.

He won a world cup by cheating and if they were var during his era he would have been called a fraud and laughed out
Lol... Maradona a fraud??

Someone that raised a dead Napoli?

Someone that won world cup golden ball??

Someone who wasn't a forward and still scored that amount of goals??
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On Apr 01, 2020
Acheivements wise,in terms of what we won

1. Nwankwo Kanu (won Africa best player twice)

2. Mikel Obi

3. Emmanuel Amuneke

In terms of talents

1. Jay Jay okocha

2. Nwankwo Kanu

3. Rashidi Yekini
Sports › Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On Apr 01, 2020
Astark:
that guy is the most overrated player I've ever seen even more overrated than maradona.

The guy just did done flicks and showboating and Nigerians now considered him as the best even many Nigerians still believe he's better and greater than Messi and Ronalddinho.

His greatest achievement is the goal against Oliver Khan which is barely above average.
Okocha overrated??
Maradona overrated??

You see why people always attack you Messi indomie fans...

You think if Messi and Ronaldo played football in the time of such players, they'd have up to 5 ballondors??

For you to call maradona overrated shows the kind of person you Messi fans are, only Messi isn't overrated... A maradona that lifted a Napoli to league titles winning best player and golden boot along the way... A maradona that put Argentina on the football map?

Alright Messi is the only non overrated player in the world

Okocha overrated? Really??
A master of midfield that carried a dead Bolton team playing with unskilled players like Davies and Jameel etc??
A midfield maestro that combined skills with dribbles even inventing his own step overs.. A great passer of the ball, freekicks, shoot technique... Really?
Christianity Etc › Re: When Someone Says He's Atheist by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
You mean all this hungry atheists on Nairaland??

When great men acknowledge that there's God, who be atheist??
Romance › Re: We Love Each Other But he Insist On Only Doing Traditional Wedding. by Jokerman(m): 6:04pm On Mar 31, 2020
Do court and traditional
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 4:49pm On Mar 31, 2020
babakb:
Guy, you have silenced Cr7 critics here...
Abi bro
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 4:12pm On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
9 goals in 4 tournaments!!! grin
Griezman has 6goals in just 1 tournament o tongue

Assist?? How many does he have in Euros??
And that's greizmann with 6 goals

Ronaldo and platini holds the record for most goals with 9 a piece and Ronaldo holds for most assists with 8 in Euros history... I know you are surprised because we Ronaldo fans don't care much about such stats
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
When I say where else, it means apart from the UCL!!!

Real Madrid: Just the club . Not even in the League

Portugal: Just the Country, not even in Euro history or in the World cup!!

He is trying tho!!!

Hope he win the World best playmaker award one day!!

Assists, chances Creation and dribbling stat must be high in a season to achieve that!!!!
In Euros history, Ronaldo is the all-time assists provider same as all time highest goal scorer.. be informed bro

In world cup history for Portugal, he and Figo holds the record - 2 assists each
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 3:47pm On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
Where else??
UCL
Real Madrid
Portugal
Euros (Ronaldo is euros all time assist maker)
Ronaldo is also euros all time highest goals scorer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:58pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Lol. I already said that any prolific goal poacher as deadly as Ronaldo or even Aguero( might accrue as many goals as this) as long as they are playing against European countries).

Only a handful of European countries are actually worth the weight. The others are simply Stats-paddling support teams.


Shall we compare Ronaldo goals against S. American teams to Messi's against European teams.
Aguero isn't as prolific as this names

Henry
Muller
Nistelrooy
Inzaghi
Basten

Yet they couldn't do what Ronaldo has done/is doing... Ko easy

For the past decade, no south American team was/is better than

France
Germany
Spain
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
I see. We've heard it from the Horse's mouth.

IT'S ALL ON YOUR PREFERENCE.


But the world would be quick to spill it our that Messi won the Ballon d'Or and Fifa best player more and ahead of other players. Not to forget he rakes in the first position as the greatest assister and the best player with the most goalscoring ratio.


They'd tell you that CR7 SHOULD come after a STANDARD like that.
Ronaldo was cheated for modric's own grin

Dont worry we are winning UCL with Juve then comes the ballondor and FIFA best grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:46pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Lol. I care to tell any reasonable person that listens that Ronaldo is just a lucky chap when it comes to country-level.

He's not better than Messi, not one bit when it comes to Country level.

Forget the goals, any goal poacher would score as many goals as possible against the likes of Latvia, Lithuania and the likes. Not against S. American teams ( Uruguay and Chile shown Portugal the exit door twice) where you have to struggle through your teeth to win.

That said, the two international trophies Ronaldo won, he was more or less a figurehead to complete the numbers aside from the match against Hungary. Trust me, Portugal would have progressed past the Semifinals with or without Ronaldo coming into the picture. That tells you how much the team is disciplined and dedicated to winning, unlike the Argentines. I can point out MORE occasions where Messi stood up far ahead than others while playing in Country shirt, much more than Ronaldo. But like I said earlier, the latter is just fortunate to be in a team that really wants to win.
Bro Ronaldo has 100 goals in 164 matches with 37 assists...
Respect it now... It's not luck... There have been great strikers in Europe too na... Henry, Raul, Nistelrooy, Basten, cryuff, Gerd Muller, Papin etc

100 goals and 37 assists no be luck

And hope you know Messi scored more goals in friendlies grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:43pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Lol. I care to tell any reasonable person that listens that Ronaldo is just a lucky chap when it comes to country-level.

He's not better than Messi, not one bit when it comes to Country level.

Forget the goals, any goal poacher would score as many goals as possible against the likes of Latvia, Lithuania and the likes. Not against S. American teams ( Uruguay and Chile shown Portugal the exit door twice) where you have to struggle through your teeth to win.

That said, the two international trophies Ronaldo won, he was more or less a figurehead to complete the numbers aside from the match against Hungary. Trust me, Portugal would have progressed past the Semifinals with or without Ronaldo coming into the picture. That tells you how much the team is disciplined and dedicated to winning, unlike the Argentines. I can point out MORE occasions where Messi stood up far ahead than others while playing in Country shirt, much more than Ronaldo. But like I said earlier, the latter is just fortunate to be in a team that really wants to win.
Buh Messi teammates have always been better than Ronaldo's teammates, both at country and club

Before Ronaldo Portugal were shits even with Figo, rhi Costa, Deco, pauleta etc

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