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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:42pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Lol. Pray he doesn't end up as his fellow Countrymen Eusebio, Preteo and maybe Figo.


The battle has always been between Messi, Pele, and Maradona.. All South Americans.


Europe doesn't come any point close.
Lol... Eusebio and the rest do not come close... He has even toppled cryuff, distephano and other Europeans

Everyone knows south Americans are very talented and better than Europeans when it comes to football, buh greatness comes from what they acheived, and you must agree with me Ronaldo will be in top 5 greatest ever players ( A European )

For me though

Pele
Maradona
Cr7
Messi
Zidane
Delima

I'm putting cr7 over Messi coz he's my preferred player...
Note the list above is based on acheivements not on pure footballing basis
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:38pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Are you really a joker?

You said we should bring on their stats in Laliga. Now it's UCL.

Nawa for you o
So I should allow you win all through abi grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
kiss

Whilst one is going about struggling to tell the that he's better than the second, the other guy doesn't need to move before the world appreciates the brilliance.


You just cannot lower your standards simply because some irrelevant talks wants you to.

Once a standard in modern football, always a standard.

Best that bro.
Struggling?? And he has won best player in each top league he has played in? The first footballer to do so?

If he wins UCL, serieA golden boot and European golden boot at Juve

No doubt he will be termed the greatest ever footballer with Pele coming 2nd to him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Still, Messi is a more prolific scorer than him. Beat that anywhere.


The other guy has had more game time, yet the Argentine midget still beats him at what he knows how to do best.
UCL
Country
Laliga

More prolific??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Mar 31, 2020
FirstbornWds:
You'll just talk sometime and I'll wonder if you considered that you'll be embarrassed with your verdict.

So, even though Rknaldo was more of a provider, he still couldn't beat Messi assist rate. Little wonder why he is even within that range.

Oya, bring out the laliga stats. Let's open Sarah bank's legs for ourselves.
Ronaldo has more assists than Messi in UCL cool
Romance › Re: Name something that Corona Virus Ruined That You were. Looking Forward To Do by Jokerman(m): 11:43am On Mar 31, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Motor go jam you last. Last
Opeyemicollins... Ode omo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:39am On Mar 31, 2020
ddippset:
The bolded; hehehehehehehehehehehehe


Okay compare their la liga statistics from the 2009/10 season.

For starters Messi won 7 best player in la liga Awards.
Ronaldo won 1.

Continue!
Lol... You win this round... Buh Ronaldo should have won 2... Since Madrid won two league titles

However in individual awards in laliga I accept Messi triumps Ronaldo

I'm talking about their goals and goal ratio that you people always talk about ni
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:30am On Mar 31, 2020
ddippset:
With over 150 more games?

I know it's a faceless forum but stop embarrassing yourself.
Oga Ronaldo has not been consistent in one club... He has played in 4 clubs, so the number if games is bound to happen and Ronaldo wasn't naturally a forward, he was a provider and chance creator at sporting and man utd days

Let compare their laliga statistics
TV/Movies › Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Jokerman(m): 11:27am On Mar 31, 2020
Lol... CW shows grin

I wonder how they degenerated them into kiddies show... Look at legends of tomorrow I had hope on

Batwoman is doing well... Just hope it doesn't go the Supergirl way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:18am On Mar 31, 2020
ddippset:
Am i not better?
The guy i quoted only gave for UCL.
While I gave for the leagues, UCL and cups.


Abi do you want me to give you their all-time stats as well.

Trust me you don't. It's still equally embarrassing for your boy.
Lol.... All time stats

Ronaldo still leads in goals... Messi only leads in assists....so??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:02am On Mar 31, 2020
ddippset:
Below is what STAGGERING is;

Messi;

Appearances 718
Goals 627
Assists 247
Penalties 73


Ronaldo;

Appearances 836
Goals 627
Assists 193
Penalties 110


Now this is staggering. I swear you guys simply have no shame.
Lol... Listing only club goals... Barca cheater

Messi

Laliga (only)

Ronaldo

Laliga
SerieA
EPL

Beat that bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:00am On Mar 31, 2020
Expert17:
With all the choking, he still got 6 World best.....
The other one is winning Dubai-d or, Rome- d or.. grin grin

2 seasons in Italy now, he can't win Highest goal scorer cheesy cheesy
At least he has 6 golden and silver boots from 4 different competition

EPL
Laliga
UNL
FIFA club world cup
UCL
Euros 2016
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:48am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
That includes his goals in Lyon!!
He was a prodigy there !!!
I understand you bro.... Just so you know Suarez assists Messi the same way Benzema did Ronaldo...
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:46am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
Your comment will be valid if Xavi or Iniesta won the World cup Golden ball!!
Even when the highest competition in 2012 was Euros, and Iniesta won euros golden ball??

I laff at you bro
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:39am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
And all is down to Cristiano's selflessness??

Capital NO..

World cup Golden ball is the reason why Modric ruled 2018!!!
Even after winning world cup and euros, Xavi and Iniesta each won the ballondor due to Messi selflessness too na grin
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:37am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
I said 'Top assister'. I didn't say 'Most assist' in the World cup'. I meant one of the best assister in World cup history!

I think people talk about Benzema and Bale because, it seems they sacrificed themselves for Cristiano such that he should be the point man..
Especially Benzema who is supposed to be a Number 9...
If Bale get a goal scoring opportunity, it is expected of him to score or pass to Ronaldo.. If he fails, then everyone will be like why don't you pass to Cristiano!!

You also have to look at individual abilities of these players.
Neymar and Suarez are more creative than Bale(who rely on shot power) and Benzema (though he is a good dribbler).

Messi shared the spotlight with Neymar and Suarez seamlessly. I think the ability to share the spotlight and make everyone look great is what make people to praise Messi among the trident..

Suarez won the European Golden shoe in the process and finished 4th in the Ballon d'or

Neymar also finished 3rd in the Ballon d'or and also became a joint too scorer in the UCL of 2015!

Bale and Benzema has never gotten to that level throughout the time they played with Cristiano!!!

That is why people say.. Bale and Benzema sacrificed themselves for Cristiano in order to play safe!!
Not merely by the number of assists!!!
Lol...Benzema that is top 4 highest goal scored in UCL...
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:34am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
I said 'Top assister'. I didn't say 'Most assist' in the World cup'. I meant one of the best assister in World cup history!

I think people talk about Benzema and Bale because, it seems they sacrificed themselves for Cristiano such that he should be the point man..
Especially Benzema who is supposed to be a Number 9...
If Bale get a goal scoring opportunity, it is expected of him to score or pass to Ronaldo.. If he fails, then everyone will be like why don't you pass to Cristiano!!

You also have to look at individual abilities of these players.
Neymar and Suarez are more creative than Bale(who rely on shot power) and Benzema (though he is a good dribbler).

Messi shared the spotlight with Neymar and Suarez seamlessly. I think the ability to share the spotlight and make everyone look great is what make people to praise Messi among the trident..

Suarez won the European Golden shoe in the process and finished 4th in the Ballon d'or

Neymar also finished 3rd in the Ballon d'or and also became a joint too scorer in the UCL of 2015!

Bale and Benzema has never gotten to that level throughout the time they played with Cristiano!!!

That is why people say.. Bale and Benzema sacrificed themselves for Cristiano in order to play safe!!
Not merely by the number of assists!!!
But modric won ballondor playing with Ronaldo...mention any player that has won ballondor playing with Messi
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 9:03am On Mar 31, 2020
Astark:
I think it's because Ronaldo keeps changing clubs so as his team mates.

If ozil, Rooney or other players played with Ronaldo in one club, they will have more assits.

You are comparing xavi to benzema? Messi that started football with xavi lol
I'm not comparing Xavi o

It's Suarez vs Benzema
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 8:54am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
Who has highest assist in the history of football??
Giggs , followed by MESSI!!!
Messi has more assists than Giggs. Infact after Messi is Ronaldo in assists ranking
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 8:53am On Mar 31, 2020
chiboy1116:
I just don't get that dude bro . He always cooks up bs . Even piers Morgan no go do this kind thing , even though he's a sycophant . This comparison just looks stupid . Which kind stat be this ?
Suarez has assisted Messi more than Benzema has assisted Ronaldo, yet you Barca fans keep castigating Ronaldo that he doesn't allow Benzema reach his potential.... That's the reason grin
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 8:50am On Mar 31, 2020
Astark:
You've no argument bro.

Do you know Messi has assited xavi, Neymar and Suarez more than they have assisted him?

Ronaldo isn't like Messi in scoring because he would have scored the goals his midfielders keep creating.

I just don't understand this argument or what you are trying to pass
You guys accused Ronaldo of not letting Benzema and Bale score goals because they assists Ronaldo, but I'm showing y'all that Messi receives more assists from his teammates than Ronaldo e.g Suarez,Neymar etc, yet no one accused him of impeding their developmentangry... Why??
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 8:47am On Mar 31, 2020
chiboy1116:
dude are u this messed up? U always bring up bs when comparing . Which one be who assisted more . Wtf are u saying , I don't even get the essence of this bull crap . Lmfao . These Ronaldo fanboys sef . See utterly stupid comparison
You guys accuse Ronaldo of impeding Benzema because he assists Ronaldo, I'm just trying to show you that Messi also impedes Suarez as well grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 6:14am On Mar 31, 2020
peterd53:
You’re the one bringing up lame excuses for your mcm. You claim choking and bottling is losing to less superior team right?


Where was ur mcm against Greece in his own home land? He choked
Where was he against Dortmund? He chocked
Where was he against Lazio twice dz season? He choked
Where was he against Atalanta wen it matter most? He choked
Where was he against Lyon?? He choked
Where was he against Switzerland at euro 2008? He choked
Where was he when Lyon knocked out Madrid in the ucl 2010? He choked
Where was he against atm losing 4-0 ? He choked big time ...


I can go on and list many more but I won’t cuz you’re so biased
If I were you I would keep quiet after my mcm played 4 finals and lost all grin
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 6:06am On Mar 31, 2020
ddippset:
It takes 2 to make an Assist.

The Passer and The scorer.

The only thing your Assist stats reveal is that Messi is more prolific than Ronaldo..

Now pls give us the stats also for shots on target/chances converted.


I bet you that Ronaldo would have taken like 10,000 shots on target to Messi's 5,000 maybe...

I am sure that Ronaldo has the highest shots on target in history.
We've seen many games where Ronaldo has 10 shots on target without scoring.


So by the time Ronaldo continues to miss Goals how then could they register as Assists?
Looking at the assists stats, you could see that the most are Madrid players....

When Ronaldo was in laliga, who was more prolific, Messi or Ronaldo??

Well that's not the point anyway, so Neymar made more assists to Messi than Bale made to Ronaldo? Even Dani Alves than Marcelo

Now I know why you can't win UCL again tongue
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 6:04am On Mar 31, 2020
eni4real:
What about Messi being the player with most assists in the last Decade?? grin

What about most assists in the entire La liga history, Copa America history, Argentina history??

Top assister in World cup history??
2nd highest assist in UCL history??
Point of correction, Pele is the player with most assists in world cup history with 10, and Messi with 8.

I understand you... But why do your fans castigate Ronaldo for the same thing Messi is guilty of?

You guy shout Benzema, Bale etc, as if they've assisted Ronaldo up to 100 times

Just imagine neyymar has made more assists go Messi than Bale as to Ronaldo
Celebrities › Re: #coronavirus: WWE Fight Has No Audience To Cheer (photos) by Jokerman(m): 12:47am On Mar 31, 2020
Lol,,,,

WrestleMania should be shifted
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:44pm On Mar 30, 2020
eni4real:
Who has highest assist in the history of football??
Giggs , followed by MESSI!!!
Stop beating around the bush....what can you say about Suarez assists to Messi with Barcelona philosophy of pass the ball to Messi always grin
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:42pm On Mar 30, 2020
eni4real:
Ballon d'or assisted Messi 6 times
But assisted Cristiano 5 times grin
What can you say about Suarez assists grin
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:37pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ddippset
Astark
Cr7lomo
Firstworlds
Pu7pl3
Eni4real
Obonujoker
Gibzzhd
Peterd53
Tlona1
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:36pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ddippset
Astark
Cr7lomo
Firstworlds
Pur3ple
Eni4real
Obonujoker
Sports › Re: Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:35pm On Mar 30, 2020
With the way Barcelona fans keep shouting 'Bale, Bale', one would think he's assisted Ronaldo 100 times , not knowing him and Neymar are on the same assists to a particular player

Now look at benzemiss grin... I'm surprised even Suarez had assisted Messi more than he did Ronaldo... Perhaps if Suarez didn't pass to Messi, he would have won ballondor or European best grin

Even see Marcelo assists is not as much as Dani Alves grin
Sports › Messi Vs Ronaldo. Who Has Been Assisted More by Jokerman(op): 10:30pm On Mar 30, 2020
Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have dominated world football throughout their entire careers, and given their quality, you’d be forgiven for assuming that they do it all on their own.

Specifically, data from Transfermarkt to compile two definitive top-six lists of the players who have assisted Messi and Ronaldo the most throughout their illustrious careers.

Lionel Messi

1. Pedro - 32 assists
2. Xavi - 35 assists
3. Neymar -36 assists
4. Dani Alves - 43 assists
5. Iniesta - 44 assists
6. Suarez - 54 assists


Cristiano Ronaldo

1. Ryan Giggs - 20 assists
2. Marcelo - 25 assists
3. Angel Di Maria - 25 assists
4. Mesut Ozil - 31 assists
5. Gareth Bale - 32 assists
6. Karim Benzema - 47 assists

https://www.givemesport.com/1559390-lionel-messi-and-cristiano-ronaldos-top-6-providers-have-been-revealed

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