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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 3:03pm On Mar 12, 2020
LaMujer:
Liverpool at Anfield in the Premier League this season
15 matches, 15 wins.

Liverpool at Anfield in the Champions League this season.
4 matches, 2 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss.

Drew to the then 8 placed Napoli in Serie A.
Just lost to a 6th placed Atlético in liga Santander

Ha! EPL is the best league in the World. EPL is the toughest league in the World, yet, the unarguably best team in the league can't even win matches in their "fortress" in UCL. Same team that's on a winning streak at home this season.

Chelsea is out of Europe
Tottenham is out of Europe
Liverpool is out of Europe.

But EPL is the toughest and best league in the World grin grin grin

Shows the level of competition in their league
In the last 10 years in Laliga, how many teams have won the league??

Now compare with EPL
Sports › Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by Jokerman(m): 2:57pm On Mar 12, 2020
anigbajumo:
Absolutely trash as usual
He's saying the truth.... Laliga is an easy league that's why Messi (although a genius) is having a field day there....

Ronaldinho gan flopped in Italy
Samuel Eto'o came to England and flopped
Shevchenko
Pedro
Bojan
Alvaro Negredo
Soldado
Science/Technology › Re: 170-Million-Year-Old Stegosaurus Dinosaur Footprints On UK Island Discovered by Jokerman(m): 1:40pm On Mar 12, 2020
mrZENographer:
Even if there is a cure, it will be used to globalize the world or bring about the New World Order that the goal of the Vatican Pope, U.N, Billgates.
And they have been pushing for a NWO agenda which they say should be acomplished on or before 2030.
Their business...

Mine is to follow the lord Jesus Christ to the end.... Amen
Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Jokerman(m): 12:28pm On Mar 12, 2020
LordShiva97:
It's 5 years actually.
Even this year??
Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Jokerman(m): 7:20am On Mar 12, 2020
Na wa o...

This shows you why Real Madrid is the most glorious football club the world will ever see

Upon the hate, they still won back to back to back

Liverpool one season hate, them japa grin
Should we talk about Barcheatlona, 6 years now, no show grin
Sports › Re: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Mar 12, 2020
Next time get cristiano Ronaldo, the breaker of defenses
Celebrities › Re: Harvey Weinstein Sentenced To 23 Years In Prison :o by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On Mar 12, 2020
The wages of sin

Never use your position in the wrong way
Sports › Re: Daniele Rugani Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Jokerman(m): 5:21am On Mar 12, 2020
Ronaldo wey dey Portugal already
Celebrities › Re: Tom Hanks And Rita Wilson Diagnosed With Corona Virus by Jokerman(m): 5:11am On Mar 12, 2020
Only Jesus can save
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 11:53pm On Mar 11, 2020
Barcelona going home next
Romance › Re: What Are The Best Things Your Father Did For You That You Can Never Forget? by Jokerman(m): 8:34pm On Mar 11, 2020
Taught me about God
Ensured i was straight and narrow
Made me read a great course
Set up a business which im continuing andadding to it
Sports › Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by Jokerman(m): 11:36am On Mar 11, 2020
Laliga teams wey no get top 5 strikers in the world or top 5 midfielders ... lol

Liverpool 4 Barca 0
Atalanta 4 Valencia 0
Wolves 4 Getafe 0

Mourinho will get back to winning ways soon... His strikers would soon be fit, however he must lose to man utd sha grin
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Italy Suspends Serie A And All Sport Activities by Jokerman(m): 8:15am On Mar 11, 2020
Astark:
Don't use coranavirus saga to deny immobile as Seria best player
How can someone who didn't win the league win best player??

Or is highest goal scorer the requirement for best player now??
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi In 2000 by Jokerman(m): 2:10am On Mar 11, 2020
peterd53:
Xavi have been playing for Barca since 1998 and couldn’t deliver the treble until Messi come of age
You Barcelona fans are funny
Sports › Re: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On Mar 10, 2020
How can you compare a Laliga champion to an EPL, Laliga, SerieA, Euros, UNL champion??

Let's think well o

Or

How can you compare Laliga best player to EPL, Laliga and SerieA best player??
Sports › Re: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Mar 10, 2020
ebuclassic18:
Lolz,,,,pls go and sleep u need rest
Name any top striker in Laliga Na, apart from Suarez
Sports › Re: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by Jokerman(m): 3:37pm On Mar 10, 2020
ebuclassic18:
Pls Mention any in seria A
Immobile
Ibrahimovic
Lukaku
Higuain
Dzeko
Zapata
Sports › Re: Highest Goalscorers In Laliga So Far This Season by Jokerman(m): 9:03am On Mar 10, 2020
Na league be this one?? grin

No one can name any top 5 striker in the world playing in Spain... Even the thing don tire Messhit shocked

Imagine Messi going on a month injury and still topping table of goal scorers grin
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi In 2000 by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Mar 09, 2020
Martinez39s:
You are the one digressing. If winning different leagues means Ronaldo is better than Messi then Ibrahimovic is better than Messi since he has won different leagues. grin
Ibrahimovic is just another Anelka grin

Ronaldo, Zidane, Delima , maradona, Pele played with different clubs and were main men !!
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi In 2000 by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
Martinez39s:
Apart from Barcelona, Ibrahimovic has been the main man in almost every team has played in. Our argument are: Messi is better than Ronaldo, and playing in many leagues does not make you a better player.
Stop beating around the bush and show us ibrahimovic individual titles

You Barca fans and your diverting schemes grin

In my opinion CR7 is better than Messi due to the fact he has won titles in 4 different top leagues proving himself
Romance › Re: How Can I Use Tact To Follow My Student(s) Who Is Into Me? by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Mar 09, 2020
You had better warn them and keep your distance

Don't let devil fool you
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi In 2000 by Jokerman(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2020
Martinez39s:
Ibrahimovic's titles:

AJAX (Netherlands):
• Eredivisie: 2001–02, 2003–04
• KNVB Cup: 2001–02
• Johan Cruyff Shield: 2002

JUVENTUS (Italy):
• Serie A: 2004–05, 2005–06 (both revoked by Calciopoli)

INTER MILAN (Italy)
• Serie A: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
• Supercoppa Italiana: 2006, 2008

BARCELONA(Spain)
• La Liga: 2009–10
• Supercopa de España: 2009, 2010
• UEFA Super Cup: 2009
• FIFA Club World Cup: 2009

AC MILAN
• Serie A: 2010–11
• Supercoppa Italiana: 2011

PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN (France):
• Ligue 1: 2012–13, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16
• Coupe de France: 2014–15, 2015–16
• Coupe de la Ligue: 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16
• Trophée des Champions: 2013, 2014, 2015

MANCHESTER UNITED (England):
• FA Community Shield: 2016
• EFL Cup: 2016–17
• UEFA Europa League: 2016–17
List his individual titles to show he was the main man in these titles he won
Sports › Re: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi In 2000 by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Mar 09, 2020
Martinez39s:
Ibrahimovic, who succeeded in many leagues, isn't as good as Messi. In fact Ibrahimovic repeatedly said that Messi is better than Ronaldo. Staying in one club doesn't make you less of a player. Ryan Giggs, Steven Gerrard, Maldini, Francesco Totti, Paul Scholes, Puyol, Xavi, Iniesta, etc. were one-club men.
What individual trophy did Ibrahimpvic win in these leagues??

No sentiment please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Mar 08, 2020
Varcelona fan supporting city right now

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Mar 08, 2020
Messi Laliga goals... Not Messi European club goals grin
TV/Movies › Re: Name That Old Movie You Think Children Of This Generation Have Not Watched by Jokerman(m): 10:26pm On Mar 07, 2020
Iron monkey
Once upon a time in China
The son of the mask
Titanic
Enter the dragon
Home alone
Baby day out


Please who can help me where i can download these old kungfu movies please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:38pm On Mar 07, 2020
Lionel Pessi
Education › Re: Are People With 3rd Class & Pass Certificates Useless? by Jokerman(m): 7:54am On Mar 06, 2020
Yes. If you are looking for a job, scholarship or furtherance of academia (some profession)

No. If you consider other aspects of life, knowing success doesn't come with paper except through God and obeying the teachings of His only begotten son Jesus Christ
Politics › Re: Ariara International Market Aba Flooded After First Rain (Video) by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Mar 05, 2020
So since 2014 when i left Aba, the place stop dey like that
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Jokerman(m): 10:15am On Mar 04, 2020
Lekison:
I understand u bro...but a teacher teaching 3 -4 subjects, that is terrible....
I taught 5 during NYSC and my pay was 5k.
The school fees was 5k for SSS and 3K for JSS

Some schools dont want to pay less but factor in a lot of things... Just have a business abd understand. I used to complain a lot too until started my own business.....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Jokerman(m): 8:04am On Mar 04, 2020
skydude:
Wt good population, u didn't add that too lol �
Population that doesn't pay school fees??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Jokerman(m): 7:51am On Mar 04, 2020
Lekison:
It's so disheartening to see some people support schools that makes life a living hell for teachers....you people are a problem in our society. Instead of calling a spade what it is you people are busy justifying wickedness.
No one is supporting these schools... We are just facing reality....

How can a school collecting a fees of 20k per term pay you a salary of 40k above??

Fear God now

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