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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Jokerman(m): 7:18am On Mar 04, 2020
skydude:
I don't know if I should scold you but to think of it u r a man.
I started from kuruje sch and rose to the top, in my entire life, I wud never pray to return to kuruje sch again.
A teacher is teaching a subject and getting paid 100k or 120k and a teacher teaching 5 mixed subjects wt higher number of periods and getting 40k. Jess who is short paying here.
The school who av ur welfare at hand and pay u a better salary is the one to slot in for, those kuruje schools are just blood sucking.
How much is the school fees per child??
Romance › Re: Having Male Besties by Jokerman(m): 7:06am On Mar 04, 2020
Only clowns keep besties when they are in a relationship or married
Science/Technology › Re: Earth Was A 'Waterworld' Covered By A Global Ocean 3.2 Billion Years Ago by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Mar 03, 2020
I love this

The book of Daniel spoke about the proliferation of knowledge at these times

I have all my hope in Jesus

His words are yea and Amen!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona : El Clasico (2 - 0) On 1st March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 5:27am On Mar 03, 2020
Whobedatte:
Are you daft ?
Team win trophies , not individuals (Football as a case study )
But awards are based on excellence and merit that's why your Portuguese pamilerin hasn't bn a standout performer in any national tournament .
Pedro won the world cup with Spain in 2010 , is he better than a Diego forlan in same world cup year who won the Golden ball ?
So Golden ball > World cup?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Mar 02, 2020
ddippset:
I didn't expect you out yet..

I was actually expecting that you'd show up either when;

1.Ronaldo wins a 6th Ballon dor,

Or

2.Ronaldo wins Euro 2020.

grin


So na ordinary Classico bring you out?
Ayam disappointed really.
How far guy... I hear Barca is playing HUESCA next.... G.O.A.T to score hattrick perhaps?? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona : El Clasico (2 - 0) On 1st March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 5:39am On Mar 02, 2020
Barca is playing huesca next match... Make I go bet Messi to score hattrick

Alabi must pay grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona : El Clasico (2 - 0) On 1st March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:42pm On Mar 01, 2020
El BOREssico grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona : El Clasico (2 - 0) On 1st March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 7:09pm On Mar 01, 2020
I hope benzemiss doesn't play today

We must trash barca today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 1 ) On 1st March 2020 by Jokerman(m): 3:37pm On Mar 01, 2020
Bruno grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Mar 01, 2020
Astark:
igbosmoker is my other account cool grin
Trouble maker grin... Are you ready for you loss today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On Feb 29, 2020
Alabi today grin

Liverpool what the hell?? grin
Sports › Re: Van Basten: Anyone Who Says That Ronaldo Is Better Than Messi Knows Nothing by Jokerman(m): 2:51am On Feb 29, 2020
So Eto'o does not know football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon Vs Juventus : UCL (1 - 0) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 10:28am On Feb 28, 2020
anigbajumo:
U are yearning gibberish,yes he has assists than xavi and iniesta but he doesn't won playmaker award for once, nothing spectacular about his assists,if player like KDB is in position in Madrid,he will av more assists then him coz they built the team on him...Xavi and iniesta are midfielder and Barca team was on messi,he is a forwarder,am not surprised he has assists more than them...

Can he control the game like xavi
Can he dribble like iniesta
How many chances does he created in Madrid..

Someone has assists by crossing passes to benzema to score u are talking poo,hope u knw he has 9penlties and just 2 assists this season??
Yiu are just beating about the bush

However if Penalties was easy, Messi would have toppled Maradona as Argentina greatest

Oga, shebi barca and many team have had wingers, why dont they have more assists that him?? Even Iniesta plays a more advanced role upfront, yet Ronaldo still more assists than him

I ask again which player has the most successful dribbles in a single match?

So Ronaldo cannot control a match??

Someone has the highest assists ever in Madrid shirt, and you are asking hoe many chance created??

Barkalona fan
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon Vs Juventus : UCL (1 - 0) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Feb 28, 2020
anigbajumo:
Sure nah, assists by cross from right flank for benzema to score...how many assists he has in Italy??

Tell me the last time Ronaldo dribble¿?My grandma was still a virgin then....
Oga answer my question and stop beating about the bush as usual...

Hope you know he has more assists that even the great ronaldinho too (your legend)

Tell us the player with the most successful dribbles in a single match

Ronaldo in Italy
51 goals and 16 assists( league and UCL)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon Vs Juventus : UCL (1 - 0) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 1:40am On Feb 28, 2020
anigbajumo:
Ronaldo is nothing but a goal scorer,take away goal from him in a match and see zero chances created,zero assists,zero dribble...He is being compared to Messi coz he always score,Messi has win man of the match in a game without a single goal,that is definition of being the greatest....
Do you know the player with the most successful dribbles in a single match!

Do you know the player with the most assists in UCL?

Do you know CR7 has more assists than Xavi and Iniesta?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 10:09am On Feb 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
The guy should. just embarrassing himself and subscribe to taking only penalties.

It's becoming more of a disgrace seeing him trying to score freekicks. He fit day learn am for training o but then, make e master am before trying it on a pitch.
Tell us any current player when has more free kick goals than Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon Vs Juventus : UCL (1 - 0) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 10:01am On Feb 27, 2020
gurunlocker:
Only if they know the meaning of poacher.... They just know he scores.

For example, he has score maybe 11 goals since the start of the year, but trust me maybe only 2 goals are quite exceptional. Others are tapin or penalties.

Dybala is the main man that feed Ronaldo, things his fans won't say. They make it look like he provide the goals himself.

Dude doesn't offer anything when he doesn't score...
From benzemiss to marcelo to modric, now dybala
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Manchester City: UCL (1 - 2) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:26am On Feb 27, 2020
gibzzhd:
c.ronaldo is no match to debryne when it comes to assist and creativity.so don't mention him here
Yiu have started again...

Whivh current player as more assists than Ronaldo apart ftom Messi

Comparing KDB to Ronaldo

Clown
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon Vs Juventus : UCL (1 - 0) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:33pm On Feb 26, 2020
If Juve ready to win something, they'd sack Sarri
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2020
ddippset:
If Barca don't win it then let Bayern or Liverpool collect it.

But if Madrid or Juve want to win it;

then let Jesus Christ return and pack all of us to Heaven.

cheesy
Bad belle
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lyon Vs Juventus : UCL (1 - 0) On 26th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 7:35pm On Feb 26, 2020
Lolsssss... The king himself

Some people were celebrating 27 goals yesterday grin

Politics › Re: Buba Galadima Kicks As AMCON Takes Over Company, Home by Jokerman(m): 7:05am On Feb 26, 2020
To be Frank 900 million is too much to owe
Politics › Re: Buba Galadima’s Company Taken Over By AMCON Over ₦900 Million Loan by Jokerman(m): 7:03am On Feb 26, 2020
nedekid:
From people's write up hear I see a lot of people here are students, salary earners etc. Not people that have done business in any reasonable scale that need financing.
Obtaining loans in Nigeria is the worst thing you can ever do due to the interest rates and secondly the unpredictable business enviroment expecially caused by government policies.
See sometimes around year 2001 I was contracted to supply certain equipment to faan. I took a short loan in £ to import the items. It took over 1 year+ before I could be paid. By then naira had lost value from N160 to N230. Luckily the loan was from a relative who left the interest and only said I should pay his money back in pounds. I made a loss but it would have been worse if I got money from bank as "amcon" still owned by federal government that also owns faan would have come after me and my assets.
How about people that have taken loans to import goods specifically for the Nigerian market? Some even perishable and the government over night closes the boarders? Then the default government own amcon seizes their assets.
That's the worse thing ti happen to someone... Bank loan in Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:49am On Feb 26, 2020
Barca would be out soonewt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 11:02pm On Feb 25, 2020
Our goat don disappear today again? grin

What about assists, chance created and dribbles nko? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:29pm On Feb 25, 2020
See that one now he see defense ministers, he confuse grin

Make he see huesca and eibar now grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:22pm On Feb 25, 2020
Barca don start Ojoro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Jokerman(m): 7:27pm On Feb 25, 2020
Muller was included in world cup 2014 dream team , and should have won the golden ball that was dashed to Messi
Crime › Re: Pastor Harry Uyanwanne & Wife, Oluwakemi Remanded For Stealing Dead Woman's N63M by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Feb 25, 2020
Nigeria and cheating... Una no dey tire
Education › Re: Oboh Emmanuel: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Academic Depression by Jokerman(m): 9:43am On Feb 25, 2020
Lol

I remember when i had a 2.00 cgpa at 200 level mechanical engineering far back as 2009... E be like make i die...

But church and fellowship helped me through
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Napoli Vs Barcelona : UCL (1 - 1) On 25th February 2020 by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Feb 25, 2020
Napoli 3 Barcelona 0
Sports › Re: "Ronaldo Is The Best Of All Time"-samuel Eto'o by Jokerman(op): 7:50am On Feb 25, 2020
Igbosmoker:
eto never said that
Why not follow the link i put there??

Why not confirm on googlehuhhuh

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