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Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Jokerman(m): 12:33pm On Mar 28, 2020
Flytime:
I have four questions to ask;
how is the umidigi a3x camera in comparison with a3 or a3pro.
Does the umidigi a3x heat up like the a3 pro
Is there a stable Android 10 Rom for the a5pro
Does any of the phone mentioned above support gcam if anyone is using gcam on them how is it in comparison to the normal camera.
I is using the A3X... No heating up whatsoever even on 4G
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:19am On Mar 28, 2020
ddippset:
Ronaldo Big Game player! Ronaldo Big Game player!!

Oya see the big games na;



Agbaya jumped ship and started talking about Messi.

grin grin grin
Lol... You Messi fans na wa for una grin... After dissecting Messi,you want to use diversity tactics grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:19pm On Mar 27, 2020
pu7pl3:
[s][/s]

clownery at its finest, even adding games where Ronaldo absolutely dominated....now let me school you on why Messi is the worst big game player of all time
No opinions, only facts



He hasn’t scored an away goal in the Champions League beyond the round of 16 since April 2, 2013, when he scored in a 2–2 draw against Paris Saint-Germain in the quarter-final.
Messi has since played in nine away knockout matches beyond the last 16, failing to score in any of them.

In 2009 Barcelona played Chelsea in the Champions League SF. Messi was absolutely horrible, failed to score home or away. This was the born of Uefalona, Chelsea were denied 4 clear penalties. Barcelona should have been eliminated and thus this CL win is void.

In 2010 Barcelona played Inter in the CL semifinals. Messi, as is often the case with him in big games was absolutely rubbish. He recorded ZERO assists or goals over the two legs and Barca were eliminated.

In the 2010 World Cup, Messi played 5 matches. In all the tournament combined he scored a grand total of 0 goals, “ZERO” in five matches and registered a single assist only. Argentina were eliminated in the quarterfinals.

In 2012, Barca faced Chelsea again, but with no referees to help, they were eliminated. Messi again drank the potion of invisibility. He did not score or assist in 180 minutes, also missed the penalty that would’ve sent Barca through. Later he was found in Gary Cahill’s pocket.

In 2013 UCL semifinals, Messi again was a bystander for the entire game as Barcelona were beaten and embarrassed by Bayern 7–0. He did not score or assist in 180 minutes of play, as Barca crashed out.

In 2014 UCL quarters, Messi was again his usual horrible self against Atletico Madrid. He dropped one of the worst performances of his career over the 2 legs, not once scoring or assisting. He missed several easy chances in the 2nd leg, including an easy tap in from a metre out.

In 2014 World Cup, Messi stat padded against teams like Iran, Nigeria & bosnia herzegovina in the group stages. But he had ZERO goals & assists combined against Belgium QF, Holland SF & Germany in the final. Again not showing up in big matches when his team needed him the most. In the World Cup final, Messi was through 1v1 vs Neuer. It was time for Messi to finally get the most prestigious trophy in football. But Messi, being the choker he is, missed an absolute sitter and put it wide. No one, but Messi is to be blamed for this loss.

In 2016, Messi again put his usual UCL semifinal disaster class. This time ZERO goals and assists in 180 minutes against Atletico Madrid. The second leg away was one of his worst career games, choking a 2–1 lead from the first leg.

In 2015 and 2016, Messi lost back to back Copa America finals with Argentina. He had ZERO goals and assists in both finals. He crumbled under pressure in the 2016 final shootout and missed the penalty. After this humiliating defeat, he took a fake retirement.

In 2017 UCL quart finals, Messi again ghosted, this time against Juventus in the quarterfinals. He again did not score or assist in both legs. Barca were humbled 3–0 and were sent packing. His national teammate, Paulo Dybala, outshone him over the two legs.

In 2018 UCL quarters, Messi and co were again sent packing, this time, by Roma. Messi’s performance at the Olimpico will go down as the worst ever performance by a superstar in CL history. Didn’t do anything & missed an absolute sitter. Messi bottled a 4–1 lead.

At the 2018 World Cup, Messi again choked at the grandest stage of world football. He missed a penalty against Iceland, who’s keeper is a film director. He was invisible against Croatia in a 3–0 thrashing, and again, vs France as Argentina were knocked out.

In 2019 UCL, Messi stat padded against weak opposition but went missing again when the going got tough. He was knocked out by Liverpool, after winning the first leg 3–0. Another all time Champions League bottle job.
He’s is the best player in spain right now I admit but outside la liga the Argentine Frodo Baggins is shit with a weak mentality can never be my goat
Chai- you finished messilona fans o grin

See whom they compare to Pele and Maradona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Do you need me to prove them to you?
I don't wanna argue much...

Goals- Ronaldo
Skills- Ronaldo
Positioning- Ronaldo

Let's remove sentiment
What skill do you know Messi has performed of is his trademark??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:26pm On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Jokerman. Those three you mentioned are simply second-fiddle to Messi. Anytime, Anyday.

They are good in their own ways, though.
I'm what areas are they second fiddle to Messi?

Leadership?
Goals?
Assists?
Free kicks?
Penalties?
Passes?
Set pieces?
Positioning?
Marking ability?
Speed and Acceleration?
Vision and technique?
Skills?
Dribbles??

Please enumerate
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Mar 27, 2020
Astark:
Ronaldo should win Olympic with Portugal first
UNL > Olympic

Don't worry Messi would soon win Copa so that youna body go rest grin
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 5:20pm On Mar 27, 2020
gibzzhd:
you no dey see 503 for Ronaldo and 546 for Messi in the period under review by the writer?
I thought you wrote most career goals coz we know clearly Ronaldo has more goals than Messi

Do you know Ronaldo has more freekicks goals in UEFA competition than any other player?

Do you know Ronaldo is the highest assist maker in UCL history too??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:52pm On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Then, I'll take it that you were lazy not to have grasped my points before I mentioned Ballon d'Or.

Even without them, I can still go on to mention that he, Messi won more individual awards and even Team awards than any of the players the other guy mentioned.
Lol....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:49pm On Mar 27, 2020
ddippset:
His right foot for what?

Is it to score goals and make assists?

Or is it for karate'?



If it is for goals and assists then tell us how many goals and assists Ronaldo's 2 legs have us compared to how many Messi's 1 leg have us.

But if it is for karate' then I must have to admit Ronaldo is more complete.
Lol... Even giggs and robben used their right foot more than Messi grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:43pm On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Six-time World best player
Do you know Pele is the player of the century?

Do you know Pele has 7 France ballondor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 4:42pm On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Aside Messi, there is no other player that has proven to be able to efficiently pull it off?
Lol...

Pele?
Cr7?
Maradona?

Think again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:44pm On Mar 27, 2020
ddippset:
You started all this by calling Pele and Ronaldo more complete...

So only Pele And Ronaldo could use both feet and the head toohuh


You people develope selective amnesia when arguing.
Can Messi use his right foot?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 1:43pm On Mar 27, 2020
Sommyroy10:
Username checks out
How can you place someone who has won only club trophies over someone who won both club and country trophies?
Travel › Re: Coronavirus: Apply For Work Visas - USA Begs Medical Professionals Everywhere by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On Mar 27, 2020
Any Nigerian doctor that voted Buhari, his/her application will be rejected ijn cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:55am On Mar 27, 2020
Melvyn11:
Even Neymar can do all those. Please don't bother wasting your time getting into an argument with that one.
Lol... I tire o

Igwe Henry was doing all these too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:54am On Mar 27, 2020
Chrisus:
This is Pele's Wikipedia page. Can you see that it was last edited 13 days ago by some unknown entity?

My point? Wikipedia is not a completely reliable source of info, and anyone can edit a page.

Messi's 91 goals? We all watched it happen.
In 100 years from now, people would still dispute Messi 91 goals (club and country) because they didn't watch it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On Mar 27, 2020
ddippset:
There they go again!

When we say complete we are not talking of most complete body parts ffs. This ain't yoga or gymnastics.
grin grin

This is football.
We are talking of most complete player.

A complete player is one that can play as many aspects of the game as possible;
Score, Assist, Create Chances, Pass, Dribble.

These are components of the game!

Don't tell me left leg, right leg, head and diick...
Can't Pele or Ronaldo or Maradona do all this??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:51am On Mar 27, 2020
ddippset:
@Bolded; But of course no one does that!
Who would?


But so many call Messi the Greater Ever.

Fillipe Melo just did last week.


And that is despite him not winning a Senior National Team trophy.

Despite!
Opinions aren't the same things as fact and records and acheivements... Just imagine if there was social media during Pele and Maradona time.....

Well facts shows

Pele
Maradona

Zidane
Cr7
Ronaldo
Messi

Cryuff
Di stephano
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Mar 27, 2020
Chrisus:
This record, I can't seem to find any official backing. Care to show me your source?



But Penaldo without a world cup win is the greatest ever. How?



How on earth do you expect Messi to win an Euro? Okay, Ronaldo has never won Copa America

Laliga



Has he ever played in these leagues eh? undecided

Things Messi will never win grin
Pele's record is on Wikipedia

Euors is the equivalent of Copa

Lol... No one calls Ronaldo the greatest ever, Pele is

Makes Ronaldo records more colourful than winning one league grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:46am On Mar 27, 2020
Chrisus:
Most goals in a calender year

I can do this all day long.
Pele had most goals in a calendar year in 1959 with 127 goals

However though

Pele 1 world cup win is bigger than whatever you think Messi has acheived

Also let's take a look at cr7

Euro 2016
Laliga
EPL
SerieA

Things Messi will never win grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:25am On Mar 27, 2020
Chrisus:
Six Ballon d'ors for starters.
Six ballondors
Six golden boots

What else?
Education › Re: I Feel Like Committing Suicide by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Mar 27, 2020
Lolssss

What if you are studying

Medicine
Engineering
Mathematics & Physics

Wa ti ku ti pé? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:36am On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Yes o...

Never before have we seen a player like Leo. If he's not scoring, he's assisting. If he's not assisting, he's playmaking. If not, he's entertaining.

At some point, he's doing everything at once. And the thing is, he has been doing it consistently now for over a decade now.


Tell me, isn't he the most complete player to EVER play the game. I'll gladly wait to hear of a better alternative. I'm waiting.
Pele
Cr7

More complete
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:35am On Mar 27, 2020
FirstbornWds:
Nope. But Fifa's record matter.

We already have a six-time Ballon d'Or winner. We already have a more complete player to ever play the game.

So, NO!! My opinion, just like Pele's and Maradona's, is completely worthless.

Satisfied now?? Now, crawl back to where you came from.
What has Messi acheived in football that names such as Pele, maradona, cr7, zidane or delima haven't acheived ?
Sports › Re: Was Chelsea Legend Drogba Truly A World-class Striker? by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Mar 27, 2020
A Barcelona fan as usual grin

Is Suarez a world class striker??
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 7:31am On Mar 27, 2020
gibzzhd:
In addition, the five-time Ballon d’Or winner has scored a colossal 503 goals over the past 11 years – and only 18 per cent of them are penalties.
Admittedly, that is a far higher ratio than that of his great rival Messi – only 12% of the Argentine’s 545 goals for Barcelona during the same period have come from the spot.

Did you skip this?
Why did you type Messi has more goals than Ronaldo??
Phones › Re: I'm Obsessed With Iphone 8 Plus...but I Have Just N100k For It by Jokerman(m): 2:29am On Mar 27, 2020
Why not check slot homepage or jumia??
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 1:18am On Mar 27, 2020
Astark:
why does coach keep using lingard?

he is one of the best footballers ever but comparing him to messi is insulting
Is Messi not one of the best footballers ever??

What can Messi do that Ronaldo can't??
Phones › Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Jokerman(m): 1:15am On Mar 27, 2020
Harwal:
bro like u I just collected my phone from jumia today,A3s precisely

am truly impressed i must say but I found out that I only have 10gb ROM instead of 16gb embarassed embarassed embarassed
Yeah.... Too much follow come apps... However I'm using a memory card to support
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 10:10pm On Mar 26, 2020
Astark:
that is the fact
So why do coaches keep using him then??
Politics › Re: Nigerians Frustrating Efforts To Stop COVID-19 Spread—fg by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Mar 26, 2020
Sai baba grin
Sports › Re: Mythbuster: 'penaldo'! Are Most Of Cristiano's Goals Spot-kicks? by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Mar 26, 2020
gibzzhd:
l love this piece.The writer is clearly a Penaldo fan or making a case for him but what is written every were in his article is that there is one man better.MESSI more goals,less penalty and still more assist.
so may penaldo fans now end the GOAT debate
How and where does Messi have more goals than Ronaldo??

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