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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Dec 08, 2019
Astark:
I'm just stating messi will break every single records ronaldo has
Laliga records??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Dec 08, 2019
FirstbornWds:
Don't forget Messi is playing under Valverde, a more certified dummy than Sarri. So, there's no excuse. After all, isn't Ronaldo addicted to challenges? Let him step up now. Or should we add Malta and Lithuania to Serie A?
Were where you when Barca lost to Liverpool and you Messi fanboism?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:32am On Dec 08, 2019
This is supposed to be a Barcelona fan thread... Yet Messi fans still keep talking about Ronaldo here... Insecurity grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On Dec 08, 2019
Astark:
Cristiano ronaldo records messi has broken this year.

Most outside the box goals
La liga hatricks
Most champions league opponents scored against
Most club goals.

Records he's likely to break next year
Most career goals
Most champions league assists
Most career free kick
Most career hatricks
So it's Ronaldo you are following up and down grin

You are lucky Sarri is dumb....
Sports › Re: Cr7 Suffer First Club Defeat Of The Season by Jokerman(m): 7:18am On Dec 08, 2019
Coach wey no sabi
Properties › Re: Renting A House? 5 Things To Consider by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Dec 08, 2019
Hmmmm..... Cut you coat according to your size.. However proximity and ease of movement should also factor in, and lastly stay where there aren't much thugs and cult boys
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:47am On Dec 08, 2019
DanXplore:
Are you seeing what Messi is doing in La liga now? Just peep and see
Mallorca??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:43pm On Dec 07, 2019
Pointguardusa:
u normal?
most champions league trophies =la liga

Most europa trophies= la liga

In the last 11 yrs the balon d'or winners have come from one league. In the last 8 years that league has won 6 ucl trophies.

Guy if the top ten teams from laliga and epl come together to form one league, no English team will make top 4.
Lol...

Liverpool
Man city
Tottenham
Leicester
Chelsea

Againsthuh

Real Madrid
Barcelona

Sevilla
Atletico
Valencia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Dec 07, 2019
anonymous1759:
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue and your EPL all stars die to play in Laliga? Even a blind man knows media publicity and language gives EPL the edge when it comes to technical football EPL is lost.
Liverpool 4 Barcelona 0 tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:16pm On Dec 07, 2019
Astark:
most champions league trophies =la liga
Most europa trophies= la liga

Epl stars dream to play in la liga, ronaldo, hazard etc
Lol... First two statements made me surrender cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:36pm On Dec 07, 2019
anonymous1759:
I don't know. You talk as if Aliens play the EPL. Pep has won your overrated EPL convincingly noting like they have Pep's formula. It's a bad day in office.
EPL > Laliga
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:12pm On Dec 07, 2019
anonymous1759:
Oga Shatap joor EPL fans with chest beating. Which coach is holding all the cups in England @the moment? Whether you accept it or not pep has conquered England won the league with the highest goals and points. Your badbelle for pep won't take too anywhere.
Lol... So pep is the only coach to have won all the cups??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Dec 07, 2019
Over 2.5 and

United this season ehn grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 7th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:54pm On Dec 07, 2019
Barcelona fans will soon change his name to Penalford grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke is Dead! by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On Dec 07, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
you already placed him in heaven
Amenhuh??
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 5:24pm On Dec 07, 2019
Madrid just wasted by Eve/Chel and Dortmund Over2.5 matches

Madrid should have done over 2.5... Another 5k for enter my pocket ... Choi
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Dec 07, 2019
Bayern Wetin concern me if una lose

Over 2.5 lo sure ju grin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2019
Leipzig thanks o

5k in the pocket
Christianity Etc › Re: Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke is Dead! by Jokerman(m): 3:55pm On Dec 07, 2019
Heaven at last.... Amen

No wonder he dropped that post

God bless his soul... Amen
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Dec 07, 2019
Mhen woke up to just see that Ajax lost yesterday

Money wey I be wan take travel go Canada angry
Celebrities › Re: Cardi B: Nigeria Has No Light, Looks Like Dominican Republic by Jokerman(m): 5:18pm On Dec 06, 2019
Ode.

Shey Na Lagos be Nigeria.

Lagos is better than New York grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 4th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Dec 04, 2019
osazsky:
how many times una go sack coach ? Do u still think that d coaches are d prob, ? A big no
My man city guy.... Liverpool no let you rest abiiii
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by Jokerman(m): 4:21pm On Dec 04, 2019
eTECTIV:
So despite d link I gave, u still prefer ur ignorance? U are so lazy u can't even click a link like seriously? D link I provided u is a direct link to d awards winners and d categories.. D pichichi (golden boot) and best forward award are 2 different categories. Ronaldo won D pichichi(golden boot) in 10/11, 13/14, 14/15 and Messi still won d best forward award on 2 of those occassions Ronaldo finished with d golden boot(10/11, 14/15). Even Messi still won d forward of d year award in 15/16 season when Griezmann won d golden boot. Seriously don't tell me u are dis slow? Anyways enjoy ur blissful ignorance. D internet is free
Sto biting around the bush bro... Just accept that there is bias...

In the year Madrid won the league with Mourinho, do you know that Pep still won manager of the season??
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 4:19pm On Dec 04, 2019
Devops:
Mumu the person that won the awards those years can you list their laliga stats? Or you Ronaldo fans are cursed with mental reta*dation or what??
I told you that Ronaldo was the highest goal scorer those years
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2019
eni4real:
Lesson: Don't be a mere goal scorer!!!

Assist, create chances, add flair, be a super forward and not merely a high-budget Harry Kane
So why did he win European forward of the year these years if he was a mere goal scorer??
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2019
eni4real:
"I can see that some people from Barcelona are not here" grin— CR7
Oh you remember Abi grin
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Dec 04, 2019
Switpal:
This Messi vs Ronaldo debate sef...

In the last 10yrs, Messi competes with Ozil, Payet, KDB.. for chances creation and assists

Competes with Neymar, Hazard... for completed dribbles.

Competes with Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Aguero and Suarez... for goals.

Guess what??

He tops all the categories.

Now who has Ronaldo competed with for assists, chance creation and completed dribbles? Nobody. Only in goal scoring!

And some folks are still blind or too sentimental to acknowledge who is the better of the two.
With current players,

Tell me any player

Who has more assists than Ronaldo
More freekicks than Ronaldo
Has more headed goals
More skillful than Ronaldo
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Dec 04, 2019
blowjohn:
Sarri is the worst coach in the world.
I mean juve is worse off right now compared to Las season.
I don't even understand why they chose him as coach!
As in the man is worse.... Very clueless coach
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Dec 04, 2019
Alanpoza007:
Messi had a genuine excuse not to attend last year's own cos he didn't make it to the podium meaning he was not a contender. He finished outside the top 3 but Ronaldo was shortlisted in the top 3 meaning he was a contender and could end up winning, so he's supposed to be there.
When Ronaldo won it 2016, 2017... Why didn't Messi attend??
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 12:36pm On Dec 04, 2019
eni4real:
World Cup golden ball is the reason why Modric was better than Ronaldo in 2018!!!

Modric to Cristiano:
So why didn't Iniesta win it in 2012??
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On Dec 04, 2019
eTECTIV:
So despite d link I gave, u still prefer ur ignorance?
I want you to do your investigation and tell us why Ronaldo won the forward once in Spain although winning the pichichi thrice??
Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by Jokerman(m): 12:26pm On Dec 04, 2019
No be today dem dey rob Ronaldo Na

I just discovered that even Ronaldo won just 1 Laliga forward of the year even after winning 3 pichichis and 3 European golden shoes... I mean who does that...?

In 2010/11 season

Ronaldo score 41 goals in 34 games, yet he wasn't given Laliga best forward, but he won pichichi and European boot

In 2014/15, he scored 48 goals in 35 games, yet he couldn't win Laliga forward of the year, but won European golden boot and UEFA forward of the year

Robbery everywhere

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