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Romance › Re: If U Are Earning 160k As Salary, Pls Don't Marry by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Nov 21, 2019
You are not a responsible man.

Cut your coat according to your size.
Sports › Re: Who Is The Highest Spending Manager? by Jokerman(op): 10:55pm On Nov 20, 2019
So Fergie didn't spend much and still had all those successes of his... Wow
Sports › Who Is The Highest Spending Manager? by Jokerman(op): 10:54pm On Nov 20, 2019
Pep they spend sha o... Mourinho too grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Evangelist Dapo Soyemi: Woman Wearing Trousers Will Not Make Heaven by Jokerman(m): 6:59pm On Nov 20, 2019
He's right though... Pastors kumuyi, Muoka, Olukoya have been teaching this like for ever

What about women that wear tie, wear men's shoe, wear men's shirt, polo etc....??
Politics › Re: Buhari Congratulates Goodluck Jonathan On 62nd Birthday by Jokerman(m): 3:00pm On Nov 20, 2019
Drsmith01:
We call our president Bubu because his name is Buhari. His name is also Muhammed you know wink
Lol... grin hate statement
Sports › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Appoint Jose Mourinho As New Coach by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On Nov 20, 2019
So I'm not a coded subtle Tottenham fan... grin Alresdy I'm a man utd, Real Madrid and Juve fan
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Jose Mourinho Appointed After Mauricio Pochettino Sacked From Tottenh by Jokerman(m): 9:32am On Nov 20, 2019
Now I'll be a Tottenham fan when I'm already a man utd, Real Madrid and Juventus fan grin
Education › Re: Lagos Gov. Approves Establishment Of 173 Private Schools by Jokerman(m): 9:00am On Nov 20, 2019
Godyke:
Unfortunately they did not address the issue of the specifications of how a standard school should be setup and as well as high school fees charged by these private schools. Some of these schools just set up their schools anywhere and anyhow without consideration to safety, space, ventilation, distraction, locations, hygiene, and conduciveness of the environment for sports and other extracurricular activities that make learning complete. And above all the school fees are too exorbitant for the common men who would want to patronize.
Yiu want a private school to provide all those amenities and not charge exorbitantly vv
Sports › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Sacks Coach Mauricio Pochettino by Jokerman(m): 5:59am On Nov 20, 2019
Wetin pochettino win for Tottenham??
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino SACKED By Tottenham by Jokerman(m): 11:03pm On Nov 19, 2019
eni4real:
Haaa shocked shocked shocked

Barcelona, see your life..

Even Tottenham sack a coach that got to the UCL final.(trophyless tho ?? tongue)

Bartomeu what are you waiting for??

Sack Valverde now!!!

Valverde out!!

Suarez out!!
If Messi want to follow Suarez, that is his call..

Make "Valverde out" happen now!!!
Fake ass Barcelona fan... We Messi fans love Valverde grin
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino SACKED By Tottenham by Jokerman(m): 10:38pm On Nov 19, 2019
jayjay2609:
I pray man utd lose their next five games, so that we can sack OGS and sign pochettino

Tottenham mumu sha, how can you sack a coach that took you to the UCL final without signing a single player??

Meanwhile Fraudiola have spent around 350 million since he came to man city, and yet baba never smell UCL semi final
lol... Fraudiola go spend another 1 billion now wey e dey 4th for table lol
Sports › Re: BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino SACKED By Tottenham by Jokerman(m): 10:37pm On Nov 19, 2019
Pochetino has average coach mentality he get jare
Properties › Re: How Much Was Your Monthly Earning When You Secured Your Own Apartment? by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Nov 19, 2019
philip0906:
Is it a mini flat?
Yes
Properties › Re: How Much Was Your Monthly Earning When You Secured Your Own Apartment? by Jokerman(m): 4:45pm On Nov 19, 2019
Just paid for my apartment yesterday 300k per annum in Alapere, I and my fiancée would service the cost together .. That's 25k/month.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Vows To Break The All-Time International Goals Record Of 109 by Jokerman(m): 11:11am On Nov 19, 2019
mystical109:
messi has two el classico hat-trick. I guess Madrid is a small team. Now mention any team Ronaldo scored hat-trick that is in d level of Madrid or barca
Spain
Aletico
Bayern

And Madrid > Barca ;
Romance › Re: My Neighbour's Wife Wants Sex With Me by Jokerman(m): 6:30am On Nov 19, 2019
All these wife seducing other men makes me scared of marriage everyday
Romance › Re: My Wife Slept With Gym Instructor, I Want A Divorce by Jokerman(m): 5:56am On Nov 19, 2019
Women tire person jae
Phones › Re: Iphones Are Better Than Android Phones: Reasons Iphones Are Better Than Android by Jokerman(m): 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2019
I download whatever downloadable with my iPhone and can connect with any computer with my iPhone
Politics › Re: I Loss Hope In Nigeria Because Of Buhari by Jokerman(m): 6:11am On Nov 18, 2019
Only a cynical misguided idealist still do voting grin

However I'm happy PDP lost in Bayelsa, e remain delta state
Politics › Re: Bayelsa APC Pays Thank You Visit To Former President Jonathan. by Jokerman(m): 6:06am On Nov 18, 2019
Huh.. Is this real or a joke??
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Governorship Election 2019 Results By The Cable by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Nov 17, 2019
So everyone will now be a Muslim in Bayelsa...

I no go gree
Politics › Re: No Amount Of Rigging Can Make Yahaya Bello Win, See Ratio Of Pvc's Collected by Jokerman(m): 2:50pm On Nov 17, 2019
Kpoikpoi:
Mr Analyst have you seen the results?
Remember I told you this is Nigeria?
Next time think before you analyze nonsense.
Lol... The guy no sabi where e dey grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Finished. Police Snatching Ballot Box. #kogidecides #kogidecides2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:37pm On Nov 17, 2019
Only a misguided idealist still participates in voting excercises grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Kinsmen Celebrate PDP’s Defeat by Jokerman(m): 12:16pm On Nov 17, 2019
tricksters:
Every PDP governor is worse than Bello don't be swayed by the noise foolish people PDP paid to make online.
Wike > Bello
Makinde > Bello

Ikpeazu=Bello
Politics › Re: Do You Encourage Buhari Going For Third Term? by Jokerman(m): 11:52am On Nov 17, 2019
Irrelevant...

Stop asking a pained ass question
Politics › Re: Bayelsa Polls: Thank You Jonathan For Standing With The People. by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Nov 17, 2019
Zeezxo:
He has truly done well. Maybe he went to Aso Rock to tell Buhari not to worry that he will deliver Bayelsa to Apc.

SS/SE are now voting for that Islamist Party. Shaiiii we will no accept this.

Democracy is in danger and Buhari Islamization has started.

E worriors what are your views
Lol...paganisation ni
Politics › Re: Electronic Voting Is The ONLY Solution by Jokerman(m): 9:56am On Nov 17, 2019
It won't work in Nigeria because corrupt souls and sycophants won't allow it, coz they'd know they'd be finished grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favourite Bible Passage? by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Nov 17, 2019
1 John 5:17

"All unrighteousness is sin"
Politics › Re: Kogi Governorship Election 2019: Updates, Results, Reports And Live Monitoring by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Nov 17, 2019
Lol grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan is the biggest mistake of Pdp by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2019
So Jonathan should endorse a failure because he is PDP??
Sports › Re: Argentina Wins Superclásico De Las Américas As Messi wins international trophy by Jokerman(m): 8:54am On Nov 16, 2019
GODMALE:
a failure?

2 international trophies like ronaldo in senior side
Under 20 world cup trophy
Olympic trophy


FIFA best player
2x copa America best player
Olympic best player
Under 20 best player
Lol... Where did Messi win any FIFA or commebol competition trophy??

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