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Crime › Re: ISIL Member Publicly Executes His Mom by Jokerman(m): 8:56pm On Dec 20, 2019
The guy is already cursed... Drone targeting is his next fate
Sports › Re: El Clasico: Do You Think Ronaldo's Departure Has Affected It? by Jokerman(m): 8:54am On Dec 19, 2019
Ronaldo header made more news than the Classico
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jumps 2.6 Meters High To Score Header In Juventus 2-1 Win (Ph by Jokerman(m): 8:35am On Dec 19, 2019
Lol....imagine Ronaldo dey headline news and some people play Classico yesterday o grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:18am On Dec 19, 2019
Napoli go thrash Barca grin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 10:00pm On Dec 18, 2019
E no go better for Barcelona and Madrid playing draw soup and dashing Alabi ego
Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo To Spend N9.06bn On Food, Travel, Cars, Others by Jokerman(m): 2:10pm On Dec 18, 2019
Is this supposed to be news??
Family › Re: What Wife Friendly Occupation Would You Suggest? by Jokerman(m): 7:53am On Dec 18, 2019
Teaching
Event planner
Cosmetics shop
Food business
Hairdressing and styling
Tailoring

Jobs my wife can't do

Banking
Hotelier
Everyday church
Actresses
Model
Air hostess
Marketer
Family › Re: What Wife Friendly Occupation Would You Suggest? by Jokerman(m): 7:47am On Dec 18, 2019
vickydankal:
Now that you have insulted me just because I'm entitled to my own opinion, has your account balance changed for better.

In my comment, did I call you names or insult you. Why call me that. I hate toxic people. I don't have anything else to tell you, I don't want more insult this good morning.
Sorry about that... Was really pissed
Family › Re: What Wife Friendly Occupation Would You Suggest? by Jokerman(m): 7:38am On Dec 18, 2019
vickydankal:
Insecurity in men could clearly be seen but not limited to the following :
Consuming jealousy
Fear of losing your mate to another
Spying your wife
Excessive monitoring
Excessive control
Demanding explanation for every friendly greeting, sms, chat or call
Demanding access to your phone
Stop every outdoor activities especially with the opposite sex
Paranoia and disbelief as to your partner’s whereabouts
Constant reassurance
Fear of your wife's exposure
Fear of financial independence
Among others
You be Ode. So I see my wife chatting with one man, so I shouldn't get to know because it's friendly??

I bought new SIM cards for my wife
Romance › Re: 15k,20k Olosho On Instachat And Tinder by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On Dec 17, 2019
They are gold digging barawos
Education › Re: Kebbi, Lagos, Jigawa Top List Of States With Unqualified Teachers by Jokerman(m): 7:47am On Dec 17, 2019
Lagos ke??

So because I read Islamic studies, I'm not qualified to be a teacher until I do NCE?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 15th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:14pm On Dec 15, 2019
De Byrne... Ode grin

Why you no play against Man utd and Liverpool?
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephen Rathod: Pastor Adeboye Donates 60% Of His Income To Charity by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Dec 15, 2019
Even prisoners can testify
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Loses His Temper After Messing Up In Training (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:43am On Dec 12, 2019
eni4real:
His teammates at the National team are not from Santos FC..

He didn't win the World cup alone!!!

There is no relationship between him being a one club player and winning the World cup..

He won because he had great teammates and belong to the Golden generation of Brazil National team.!!!
Be reasonable... Stop sounding dumb!!
Romance › Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by Jokerman(m): 12:56am On Dec 12, 2019
Even if my wife cheats on me, I break up straight...

Sorry I can't deal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayer Leverkusen Vs Juventus : UCL (0 -2) On 11 December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 8:14pm On Dec 11, 2019
Sarri's formation is too tight and rubbish

Playing 3 blocking midfielders ... How you wan take score goals Oga??

Playing bernadeschi and benching Dybala or Costa ehn, man

Ronaldo Higuain

Bernadeschi

Matiudi Pjanic Rabiot

How can you win with such formation and tactics
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Inter Milan Vs Barcelona: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th December 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:44am On Dec 11, 2019
So Barca fans can win without Messi.

Messi fans don dey disturb us since that Barca can play without their star..

Nobody go blame Valverde today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Salzburg Red Bull Vs Liverpool :UCL (0 - 2) - Live by Jokerman(m): 7:33pm On Dec 10, 2019
Astark:
Red bull please do the world a favour
Lol... Barcelonian bad belle grin... Hating on every club
Romance › Re: If You Leave Nigeria Today, What Will You Miss? by Jokerman(m): 2:52pm On Dec 10, 2019
Buharia
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 5 Reasons Chasing Self-employment Beats Job Hunting In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 1:35pm On Dec 10, 2019
No one can get a loan without exhorbitant evil interests...

Just imagine I run a school after the demise of my Dad. Although he got a permanent site for the school before he died. Now to secure a loan to commence building , see interest and unfavorable conditions... Na wa

That's self employment for you
Romance › Re: Judge Dawn Gentry In Group Sex Scandal In US by Jokerman(m): 10:06am On Dec 10, 2019
I didn't know sex was this important that no matter who you are, you must bend to it, well except you are spirit filled like the Lord or Apostle paul
Sports › Re: What's Going On With Ronaldo And Juventus? by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Dec 09, 2019
PopeFlatino:
World cup Golden ball and silver medal

Copa America ..Same twice

He qualifed Argentina for 2014 world cup with impressive performances at d qualifiers,, topping d scoring chat and assist chat...with most Freekick goals

He singlehandedly qualified them for the 2018 edition where they would have failed if they didn't win Ecuador..
He gave a sublime, Magnificent and scintillating hattrick with no tapin nor pk involved to give d nation hope

At d mundial,,when it was at a point of draw and get eliminated against Nigeria,he rose to d occasion with a goal and an assist to take them to d next round

In 2014..he scored in virtually all matches,with two Freekick goals vs Eagles part of it..He Eliminated Belgium to reach d final only to loose at extra time.

He hasn't lost an international final under 90 mins normal time and Higuain, Lavezzi,Palacio are to share d blame for all wrong doings in the matches (u can check YouTube)

Finally going down d youth level

Under 20 and Olympics..

All these honours of golden ball in all d tournaments in international football can never be achieved by Cr7 in this lifetime
OH shut it... Hypo grin

Politics › Re: DSS And Army: Who Commands More Fear? by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Dec 09, 2019
Some clowns here think DSS is on the same level as CIA grin
Sports › Re: What's Going On With Ronaldo And Juventus? by Jokerman(m): 5:21am On Dec 09, 2019
unmask:
playing as a rm/lm will almost never be a playmaker. A playmaker is usually the most calculating, visionary and technically gifted person in a team.....a rm or rw or lm or lw is usually those that are physical in nature....good strength and speed. The playmaker usually sitting in the middle is the brainbox of his/her team.

Cr7 was never that in any of his teams. A winger yes. A playmaker no.
Were/are these footballers playmakers??

Giggs
Figo
Hazard
Beckham
JS park
Quaresma
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Jokerman(m): 5:15am On Dec 09, 2019
DanXplore:
While Ronaldo was busy leveraging on the hardwork of his team mates to score tap ins and penalties, Messi was working hard to provide assists for his other team mates.
Tell us any Madrid player who has more assists than Ronaldo....we are waiting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:20pm On Dec 08, 2019
movingclouds:
I just did...
He won it
Oh ok... Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Dec 08, 2019
movingclouds:
But it was awarded to Mourinho that season... 2011-2012 season
Nope it wasn't... Check it out bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:42pm On Dec 08, 2019
movingclouds:
Did u mean LA liga best coach award?
Yep I do
Sports › Re: What's Going On With Ronaldo And Juventus? by Jokerman(m): 9:40pm On Dec 08, 2019
Expert17:
Yes ..... Thank u sir....

Dats Y iniesta and Neymar won Uefa best player and World best player dat year.......
Lol... If not for Neymar and Iniesta at the final, Juve would have thrashed Barcheatona

Lol.. Messi already cheated Sneijder in 2010.. Lolssss, so it's not new
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Jokerman(m): 9:38pm On Dec 08, 2019
eni4real:
Co you add all the different assists he got from different players??

From Ozil days to Marcelo era...

Era of assists grin
Tell us any individual Madrid player that has more assists than Ronaldo, Oga
Sports › Re: 35 Times! Messi Overtakes Ronaldo As The Player With Most Hat-tricks In La Liga by Jokerman(m): 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2019
Expert17:
How many World best Ronaldo get abeghuh

How many Free kicks scored in Juventus??

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

7th World best loading
Still has more freekicks than Messi... And his freekicks are more spectacular than Messi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:36pm On Dec 08, 2019
FirstbornWds:
If you had spoken this with your mouth and I was close to you, I would have landed a heavy knock on your head. Mhen... But youre lucky, you only wrote a text and I can't see you actually. Back to the matter, did you really mean it when you wrote that Messi's individual awards were biased? Like seriouslyhuh At this point, I think you'll just have to explain exactly why you're still walking on the surface as I'm beginning to see your existence as "Biased." Haba, bow to the real GOAT na.
Why not answer the questions I stated??

Or can you tell us a reason why Jose Mourinho didn't win coach of the year when he won Laliga with 100 points, if not biased ??

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