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Sports › Re: Argentina Wins Superclásico De Las Américas As Messi wins international trophy by Jokerman(m): 10:33pm On Nov 15, 2019
Astark:
huh This trophy is more prestigious than ronaldo nations league.
Astark... You should be ashamed of yourself of posting such here grin
Sports › Re: Messi Finally Wins An International Trophy by Jokerman(m): 9:38pm On Nov 15, 2019
Lol... Trophies Don dey for friendly matches ni or this is a photoshop grin grin

The Messi I know would be ashamed to lift such a joke grin... He's not interested in such things grin

And Messi smiling over such joke grin

Messi will win his first international trophy at Argentina 2020
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Nov 15, 2019
eni4real:
When Messi had a great World cup, he won the World cup golden ball..

When Ronaldo had a great World cup, he was just a one match wonder!!

Never forget, World cup golden ball is the reason why Modric was better than Ronaldo in 2018.. Hatrick against his Madrid friends could not even make him better than Modric who has poorer teammates!!! undecided

Stop underrating Messi please... He has World cup legacies.. Ronaldo has nothing!
Ronaldo should be mention on the same level as Higuain as far as World cup legacy is concerned!!
Great World Cup with 4 group stage goals and 1 assists??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by Jokerman(m): 4:05pm On Nov 15, 2019
eni4real:
You can't compare a Playmaker to a mere goal scorer!!

Do you know that Messi is the 2nd highest assist recorder in the world cup history??

Highest assists in the history of Copa America??

3rd most dribble(his record in 2014) in the history of World cup only behind Maradona (86) and Jarzinho(70)??

Never forget that World Cup golden ball is the reason why Modric was better than Ronaldo in 2018.. How many goals did he score??

Because Messi score many goals and win most Golden shoes does not mean he should be likened to a mere goal scorer all the time..

We are underrating his game like that!!! undecided
Do you know Ronaldo is highest assister in Madrids history??

Do you know Ronaldo is highest assister in UCL history??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On Nov 15, 2019
eni4real:
Messi played Nicaragua once
Haiti not often
Guatemala, you are lying
Hong Kong, another lie..

But Ronaldo, he is always grouped with Serie D level of teams In all "competitive" qualifiers
Faroes Island and Luxembourg are the major victims..

No wonder Robbie Kean was the record holder of highest goals scored in qualifiers earlier this season, that show how 'hard' it is to score in all these Euro qualifiers especially if you are lucky to be surrounded by Serie D neighborhood!!

Ronaldo has scored 100 International goals right??

World cup: 7 in 16 years
Euro: 9 in 16years
UNL(modified friendly): 3

Other "competitive" matches against Serie D neighborhood: 80 goals undecided

Packaging GOAT grin

Have you ever wondered why he never won any individual award in any international tournament despite all these goals?? (No Golden boot, no Golden ball)

Anyway, I will not be surprised if he is compensated with an individual award in the coming Euro 2020

Definitely , Eder's goal against France is greater than all the 100 goals scored by Ronaldo in Portugal colors!!!
Lol... Yiu mean the compensation COPA and World Cup golden ball given to Messi for trophies he didn't win??

Ronaldo earns his awards.. No compensation
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by Jokerman(m): 5:16am On Nov 15, 2019
You mean Ronaldo that had already won SerieA best player, still has something to prove??
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 8:12pm On Nov 14, 2019
Fro5t:
What if I told you that what Heath Ledger played wasn't The Joker?
It was Robin??

Heath's joker is still the best for now
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Nov 14, 2019
Damfostopper:
Joker 2019.....2/10
Lol... No one can play Joker like Heath Ledger
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 1:33pm On Nov 14, 2019
Raalsalghul:
Must we always make this comparison?
Haven't watched the movie yet... That's why I'm asking
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Nov 14, 2019
realestniggah:
I like the fact it has almost no CGI for a DC movie and really focus on the story telling... Not all what I was expecting.. .Joaquin Phoenix really gave himself to that character

I smell a sequel in works.

If Joaquin phoenix doesn't get an Oscar we riots..
Was his performance better than that of Heath ledger??
Career › Re: How To Encourage Communication, Innovation And Performance In Your Employees by Jokerman(m): 9:03am On Nov 14, 2019
Sometimes if you give employee too much hand, they'd take a longer arm

Also when an employee wants to leave your job, they'd do it without giving you prior notice no matter how good or bad you see/were to them

Some employers are actually short tempered
Sports › Re: Proof Match Officials Were Against Manchester City In Game With Liverpool by Jokerman(m): 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2019
This guy must be a Messi fan

That's how their GOAT complained of VAR at the COPA, the same COPA another small country won grin
Sports › Re: Guardiola: I Don't Know If We Can Catch Liverpool by Jokerman(m): 1:30pm On Nov 13, 2019
Dollywood:
If Ferguson achieved better then he's better than guardiola.. But Guardiola is gonna catch me cos he's still young and he's winning trophies every season plus he already has two champions league tie with Alex Ferguson.
For now nko... Who's greater

Feeguson or pep??
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Preparing World Record £340m Transfer Move For Mbappe - Report by Jokerman(m): 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2019
Too much for Mbappe jare

Na so una but Hazard grin
Sports › Re: Guardiola: I Don't Know If We Can Catch Liverpool by Jokerman(m): 11:10pm On Nov 12, 2019
Dollywood:
Lol nobody's gonna remember that.. Their achievement will speak for both of them!
So you believe then
Ferguson > Pep??
Sports › Re: Messi: I'm Not The Best Player In Barcelona History by Jokerman(m): 4:09pm On Nov 12, 2019
Shut up!! Stop feigning fugazy humility grin

I would have preferred you spoke about Argentina rather than Barca angry
Sports › Re: Guardiola: I Don't Know If We Can Catch Liverpool by Jokerman(m): 9:45am On Nov 12, 2019
Dollywood:
How much did Guardiola spent in Barcelona to win the treble? How many Champions league and league trophy klopp has compared to guardiola? Stop being a hater! The stats are there and it favours guardiola. You're really deluded to even say spending determines a better manager!?

Barcelona won the treble in 2009, won La liga in 2010, won champions again in 2011 and reach the champions league semi final in 2012 That is dominance dude.

The team that pep build in Barcelona is the best team of the 21ST CENTURY.
Klopp can't achieve that using academy players to rule the football world!

PEP is gonna end up being the greatest manager of all time. That bald man is a genius! I respect klopp but that doesn't make me blind to seen the fact that guardiola was better.
Rubbish analysis

Klopp has beat Pep more times, hence,

Klopp > Pep
Career › Re: Engineering Graduates & Practitioners- Share Your Experience During Your IT by Jokerman(m): 9:39am On Nov 12, 2019
spyglaxx:
You should explore that education/ school aspect of this experience of yours. It pays especially in the southwest.
Thanks I'm putting a lot more resources on it
Career › Re: Engineering Graduates & Practitioners- Share Your Experience During Your IT by Jokerman(m): 11:36pm On Nov 11, 2019
I'm a mechanical engineer with even s masters... Yet no job...

IT experience in RnA, plants and bit automobile

Worked in telecoms as a field maintenance engineer before Ikorodu boys chased me away

Currently own an educational service with a N/P school, with divert too

Currently started my own engineering maintenance firm with first contract installing of AC units in a new fast food building in my location ... Used some local technicians as my boys though grin... Need more contracts o... Especially on AC units (any type) and plants

Still looking for a great engineering job though
Sports › Re: Angry Ronaldo Leaves Juve Stadium After Being Substituted In 55th Minute by Jokerman(m): 11:21pm On Nov 11, 2019
mystical109:
Ronaldo is as good as u say yet he doesn't have any MVP award in his national team. In fact before he can be classified as a great, he needs to have one MVP award from a national tournament
So Modric,Forlan , Iniesta, Greizmann etc are greater than Ronaldo?
Sports › Re: Angry Ronaldo Leaves Juve Stadium After Being Substituted In 55th Minute by Jokerman(m): 11:20pm On Nov 11, 2019
mystical109:
sure. He is their record highest goal scorer and record assist maker. He is their best export as long as football is concerned
Is Messi Argentina, better than Maradona Argentina

However from your reply, now you judge if Ronaldo is a man utd legend or not, use the same logic..
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 8:29pm On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
So Messi no win Under 20 World cup again,??
Under 20 highest goal scorer
Under 20 Golden ball
Olympic Gold medal
Copa America Golden ball
Most assist in the history of Copa America
Most goal in the history of Argentina
Most assist in the history of Argentina
FIFA World cup golden ball
And Higuain award grin

Maradona did not win any Copa America jo undecided

Never forget, World cup golden ball is the reason why Modric was better than Ronaldo in 2018!!!
Messi has never won any Argentina player of the year o grin
Sports › Re: Angry Ronaldo Leaves Juve Stadium After Being Substituted In 55th Minute by Jokerman(m): 8:27pm On Nov 11, 2019
phyllumtopilla:
So, Ronaldo is now a ManU legend?....based on what sir?
Is Messi an Argentina legend??
Sports › Re: Guardiola: I Don't Know If We Can Catch Liverpool by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Nov 11, 2019
Dollywood:
You're a blind hater, Pep is far better than klopp, he won a treble with Barcelona with 2 champions league, He won the league and humiliated Madrid in Spain, And to make it clear, he won his first treble in his first season as a Barcelona coach!!! From 2009-2012 Barcelona dominated the world. And you're to critize him for having a formidable team, He's the kinda coach that brings the best of out players, He brings the best out of Xavi,iniesta, busquet, Messi, villa, pedro, puyol, abidal, and co. None of those players are among the world bests before the arrival of the legendary Pep except Messi.

Pep is way betterrr!! His stats will speak for him.
Shut it... Klopp has beaten Guardiola more even with less spending, hence,

Klopp > Guardiola

Inter won a treble on 2010, hence they were the best team in the world that year...

In 2012 Madrid beat you to win the league with 100 points, which Barcelona had never done by then

So how did you dominate the world??
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 8:02pm On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
In Annals of Argentina National team!!

Just like Victor Moses is greater than Kanu in the Annals of National team undecided

Why?? They won International trophies...
Y
But apart from that, "Messi is light years ahead of Maradona" — Sergio Ramos in 2018..

And Kanu is ahead of Victor Moses apart from international trophy!!! undecided
Oga...

Maradona for Argentina

World Cup
COPA America
Golden ball (World Cup and COPA)
U20 World Cup
U20 golden ball
Once highest goal scorer
World Cup highest assists

Messi
Blatter golden ball
COPA golden ball
Highest goal scorer

So who is better??
Travel › Re: A Day Out At La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort, Ibeju-Lekki by Jokerman(m): 7:59pm On Nov 11, 2019
250k for a night... Theives angry
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
If Egyptian Messi can destroy all the goals record that Cristiano set in his one wonder season at 2007/2008 season, by scoring 32 League goals and total of 44 goals with poor teammates and worse keeper(Karius)...,
Imagine what the real Messi will do!!!


Yes, Thierry Henry is the best EPL player ever!!!
Tell us what Henry won that Cristiano didn't win??
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
No praise for Carlos Bilardo who set up the tactics as a Coach huh??

No praise for his teammates who scored 3 goals in the final when the German marked Maradona out of the game

VARadona that was supposed to be Red carded for scoring intentional hand ball goal, deserves all the praise right?? undecided

Same National team, different team set-up...

Messi won the FIFA World best player award.. That shows that he was the best in the tournament despite the Higuain cool

There is a reason why it is called a "team trophy"
In the annals of Argentina,

Maradona > Messi
Sports › Re: Messi Equals Ronaldo Record Of Most Hat-Tricks Scored In La Liga History by Jokerman(m): 4:51pm On Nov 11, 2019
eni4real:
Not the same Argentina..

Just like saying the present Nigeria is the same as the 94 set that was rated 12th best on FIFA ranking!!
But Argentina has won something with Maradona that's the koko

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