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Business › Re: A Bank Is Frustrating Our Efforts To Recover Our Late Dad's Money. Help!!! by Jokerman(m): 1:03pm On Sep 17, 2019
Japsylee:
Ignorance is a horrible disease.
Try and be better read and exposed. Will help you.
Shut up Ole... Pay him his fathers entitlement ... Ole
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 15th September 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:19pm On Sep 15, 2019
See kids Mhen...

Aubamenyang dey try grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 15th September 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:13pm On Sep 15, 2019
No hope for Arsenal and Man utd this season

At least I see hope in Chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 15th September 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Sep 15, 2019
This Arsenal have been missing Oezil
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Pictures That Will Remind You Of The Old Good Days, No 6 Will Shock You! by Jokerman(m): 3:09pm On Sep 15, 2019
Omoluabi16:
I remember all this! I also remember every Christmas, we use 5naira to play one game with the prize of a balloon. Even if we play 10 times we no dey ever pick that biggest balloon. Good old days indeed.
Lol and inor olohun

Na the scheme bet9ja dey use
Computers › Re: Hp Elitebook 8570p Corei5 And Core I7 by Jokerman(m): 12:58pm On Sep 15, 2019
Price??
Sports › Re: PSG Fans Boo Neymar On His Return Before He Scores Injury Time Winner by Jokerman(m): 8:28am On Sep 15, 2019
Greedylona wanted to sign Neymar to help them win UCL again instead of them to replace Valverde with Ole Gunnar grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Newcastle United (3 - 1) On 14th September 2019 by Jokerman(m): 2:18pm On Sep 14, 2019
Where I fear this Liverpool na when them play charity shield against Man city, see man city dey defend for 2nd half grin

Still a man utd fan though, all of y'all other clubs are still behind us, we just passing through our trial stage cool
Education › Re: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Covenant University: World Universities Ranking by Jokerman(m): 12:55pm On Sep 14, 2019
DaySpringer:
Sit down,

Calculate the salaries of the professors are being paid every week there.

Calculate the thousands of dollars being paid to bring in high standard of professors from outside the country.

Calculate how much is being paid in salaries to maintain the buildings and infrastructure.

Calculate how much is being paid to maintain 24 hour light in the school.

Calculate how much has been paid to bring in world class equipment in learning.

Now look at your entire families Net worth and ask yourself whether you can keep covenant running for a month!
With your #20 you feel robbed.

You are a thief, but you don't know it.

Your public universities that are supposed to be operating at a world class standards, what is being done there?
Lol... I love this reply
Computer Market › Re: Lenovo Ideapad Z510 For Sale At Giveaway Price (good For Gaming by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Sep 14, 2019
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Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested As India Busts Nigerian-Afghan Heroin Cartel by Jokerman(m): 8:17am On Sep 14, 2019
Nigeria-Afghan?

How comehuh?
Travel › Re: Italian Region Of Molise Paying People ₦10M To Move There (photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:25pm On Sep 12, 2019
This is somewhere I would love to live

Away from the troubles of this accursed world

Just me, nobody,
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Makes Africa’s Best Ever XI By The Sun UK by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Sep 12, 2019
Etoo Drogba Weah

Aboutreka

Yaya Essien


Babayaro Radebe Song

El Hadry
Crime › Re: My Prison Exeprience by Jokerman(m): 1:11am On Sep 12, 2019
What can be done to salvage this situation??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Nets Four Goals For Portugal Against Lithuania In EURO 2020 by Jokerman(m): 12:08am On Sep 12, 2019
internationalman:
You are a bigger idiot for finally admitting he's a striker and not a midfielder..

So if I may ask what position does Messi play
Messi plays as a forward

You don't know more than UEFA that categorized him amongst forwards
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Fans Booed Ronaldo For A Bad Pass, He Went On To Score 4 (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 11:57pm On Sep 11, 2019
peterd53:
Why ur Ronaldo with im mental strength no drag Portugal reach World Cup finalhuh
Don't forget Ronaldo has 2 international trophies some people no get 1 sef grin
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Fans Booed Ronaldo For A Bad Pass, He Went On To Score 4 (Throwback) by Jokerman(m): 11:55pm On Sep 11, 2019
lilbest4:
Real Madrid is not overrated. Don't ever say that again a club that have won 13 Ucl, the same number as all the teams in England combined (both current and extinct) have managed to win in their life is what you are badmouthing? Real already had 9 ucls and 31 league titles before Ronaldo came. The only player that has single handedly boosted a club is Messi. Barca were very little before Messi Juve will still collect if they meet Real. No be ordinary Ajax dump them out last year? Juve were in good form and Madrid weren't but they both got fúcked by 19 years old virgins
Barca were little?? Are you ok??
Celebrities › Re: Tosin Adekeye Revolutionalizing Nigeria's Cyberspace With Estol Africa by Jokerman(m): 11:50pm On Sep 11, 2019
I hope this isn't another invictus

However if legit, I pray for more grace as this would open doors to many others coming up

Amen
Sports › Re: Why Is No One Talking About Messi by Jokerman(m): 7:11pm On Sep 11, 2019
yungsmart:
Who has the better goal ratio and again ronaldo started 2 years before Messi
Ronaldo
Laliga golden boot
EPL golden boot
UCL golden boot
UNL golden boot
European golden boot
Laliga best player
EPL best player
SerieA best player
UCL best player (Man utd)
UCL best player ( Real Madrid)
2 FIFA best player
5 ballon dors


Show us any player that beats these records or shut it
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Nets Four Goals For Portugal Against Lithuania In EURO 2020 by Jokerman(m): 12:12am On Sep 11, 2019
eni4real:
Uruguay and Chile has more calibers in their first 11 including more experienced Coach than Argentina

Which Calibre are you talking about here??

Yet Argentina still won the Bronze medal while Uruguay and Chile won nothing in this year Copa!!!

How many trophies did Drogba a win with Cote D voire??

How many trophies did Kanu win with Nigeria

How many trophies did Sunday MBA won for Nigeria??

How many trophies did Eder won for Portugal??

Calibres on bench!!!
Ronaldo > Messi
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Nets Four Goals For Portugal Against Lithuania In EURO 2020 by Jokerman(m): 12:09am On Sep 11, 2019
anigbajumo:
Oga pass me that weed wey u dey smoke abeg,he is only a good goal scorer nothing much bro.Same as Keane,aguero,Lewandowski bro.Nothing special about him than goals and other striker are doing that too.
Buh he has more assist than Iniesta and Xavi now... How come?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Sacks National Security Adviser (John Bolton) by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Sep 10, 2019
ultron12345:
Let's call our in-house KGB agent Zoharariel for his take on this issue, coming to us live, all the way from Vladivostok
Lol

Sports › Re: Samuel Eto’o Retires From Football by Jokerman(m): 6:08am On Sep 10, 2019
soul95:
You sound like all these Chelsea fanboys. When Eto was making global headlines, at Mallorca and real Madrid, drogba was still second fiddle striker at lens.
Eto had more career goals (over 400) than drogba (260-280 approx.). Eto had more trophies and individual honours. Eto was one time 3rd best player in the world. Eto is the highest goal scorer in Afcon.

I can go on and on. Don't make the mistake of comparing eto with drogba. Its insulting.
Etoo not up to 400 goals... 350 at least

Etoo > Drogba
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto’o Retires From Football by Jokerman(m): 6:01am On Sep 10, 2019
soul95:
Eto was much more consistent and better than van nistelrooy. Van nistelrooy had max 3-4 seasons of over 25 goals per season and Ben he fizzled out. Eto was a dominant strike force for over 8 years consecutively
I rated them as a forward, not as overall playing..
As a forward, RVN>Eto'o
Overall player, RVN<Eto'o
Career › Re: Reasons To Start A Private School Business In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Sep 09, 2019
AnthonyAk:
If anything the govt shouldnt be allowing people to start schools anyhow. Come to PH every tom dick and harry is starting school you can goto an area and have 5 private schools in the same area.

Private schools arent making money like they used to dont be fooled. My family is into the business so i know first hand what it takes.

Money no dey naija again for people to dey pay tuition like before
Lol... I dey tell you... See complain from parents everywhere about fees payment and co

Mhen this Nigeria ehn t
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto’o Retires From Football by Jokerman(m): 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2019
okeniti:
The greatest African footballer of all time and arguably the greatest forward in world football from 2000-2010.
Ronaldo de Lima
Henry
Van Nistelrooy
Raul

All better than Eto,o
Celebrities › Re: Apple’s New Ios Will Make All Devices Older Than Iphone 6s Obsolete In THREE DAY by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Sep 07, 2019
I will continue using tweak apps noni on my iphone4s
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Gives Stewardship, Lists Achievement In 100 Days (details) by Jokerman(m): 7:56am On Sep 07, 2019
What bout corruption in the Lagos public service sector, Oga gominahuh?
Education › Re: UNN Lecturer Teaches An Empty Class After Chasing Out All Students by Jokerman(m): 12:30am On Sep 07, 2019
How this man feel to dey teach the empty class??
Romance › Re: Do U Believe In Male N Female Bestie?? by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Sep 06, 2019
Lamanii22:
My best friend fell in love with me... In most cases besties with the opposite sex doesn't work...
In all cases rather
Politics › Re: Why Do You Hate Governor Yahaya Bello? by Jokerman(m): 10:36pm On Sep 05, 2019
Lol... Paid sycophantic Yama Yama belly supporter... Continue asking useless questions here ... Abiri
Education › Re: Covenant University Increases School Fees For International Students by Jokerman(m): 9:57pm On Sep 05, 2019
Mhen.... Church school angry grin

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