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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 31st August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 1:17pm On Aug 31, 2019
Let's face it

These players played better individually under Mourinho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 31st August 2019 by Jokerman(m): 12:53pm On Aug 31, 2019
So this guy get pereira and mata for bench since, con dey use Lingard
Romance › Re: Chilling With My Daughter And My Baby Mama - Photos by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On Aug 30, 2019
Jacqueline22:
I want a baby
Very cute one embarassed embarassed
Wow... See tits.. My God
Sports › Re: Difference Between Ballon d'Or, UEFA Best Player And FIFA World's Best by Jokerman(m): 12:47pm On Aug 30, 2019
eni4real:
According to UEFA, VVD is far better than Ronaldo+Mane+Salah combined!
He is also far better than Messi + Mane + Salah too
Sports › Re: Difference Between Ballon d'Or, UEFA Best Player And FIFA World's Best by Jokerman(m): 11:28am On Aug 30, 2019
Beverlyjean:
It was even easier for Messi to have won yesterday's award cos it dint include his Copa performance which will b used as a criteria in the balon d'Or ...we all know he was a disaster in that tournament...
Lol... Leave the Messilona clowns...
Sports › Re: Solskjaer's Win Rate At Man Utd Is Worse Than Mourinho And Moyes by Jokerman(m): 8:32am On Aug 30, 2019
Imagine some people comparing Tottenham to man utd??

Well I no blame una
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nitel Pensioners Should Come In by Jokerman(m): 8:12am On Aug 30, 2019
Please I have a question

My dad died December last year, and his monthly pension have been entering

Before he died though, he gave me all his papers and ATM card for the account he used for the pension payment

Now this bulk payment, so I need to re- verify to receive his arrears, or no need since we are already receiving the monthly pension, and the bulk payment will be paid into his account?

Thanks
Romance › Re: Chilling With My Daughter And My Baby Mama - Photos by Jokerman(m): 8:50pm On Aug 29, 2019
So this guy just comot from prison
Sports › Re: Caption This Photo Of Lionel Messi And Critiano Ronaldo From The 2019 UEFA Award by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2019
Lol... So UEFA scam us with fake list to make us come this award

Oya may we dey go grin
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins 2019 UEFA Player Of The Year Award Ahead Of Messi, Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:55pm On Aug 29, 2019
aroundnaija:
So the Leak Uefa Men's Award na scam cheesy

I Laugh in VVD grin
So how UEFA use scam list take break our messiful hearts

Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Aug 29, 2019
fmc1:
Op, you are a liar, he only won best defender award
Lol... My fellow Messi fan... Ndonu

Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins 2019 UEFA Player Of The Year Award Ahead Of Messi, Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2019
Well deserved

You can't score 100 goals and lose when it matters most, and expect to win best player award

I wish in the earlier years it was infantino
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2019/2020 Group Stage Draws by Jokerman(m): 6:01pm On Aug 29, 2019
How does man shitty get these easy draws??
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Messi Beats Ronaldo & Mane To 2018-19 UCL Forward Of The Season by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Aug 29, 2019
Well deserved grin

But Ronaldo has won 3
Messi 2 now tongue
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Arrives At Champions League Draw In Private Helicopter (photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Aug 29, 2019
StupidNLmods:
Hope he won't shout corruption when expectations don't go his way undecided
You mean like how Messi shouted in the COPA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2019/2020 Group Stage Draws by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On Aug 29, 2019
egift465:
BEST FORWARD OF THE UEFA UCL 2018/2019 SEASON AWARD GOES TO LIONEL MESSI
So this is Messi 2nd time of winning this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League 2019/2020 Group Stage Draws by Jokerman(m): 5:45pm On Aug 29, 2019
Man CITY don start again with their easy draws angry

O boy see City draws grin
Sports › The Egoistic And Bitter Nature Of Messi And Ronaldo by Jokerman(op): 5:15pm On Aug 29, 2019
I'm surprised that both Messi and Ronaldo are attending this award in Monaco today , this shows that one of them (Messi precisely) has won the award

Now is this fair to other players, who won when both players know either won't win, and they don't attend
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Arrives At Champions League Draw In Private Helicopter (photos) by Jokerman(m): 5:10pm On Aug 29, 2019
Messi is so egoistic and proud

Why didn't he attend Modric's own last year
Sports › Re: Leo Messi On His Way To Monaco For Uefa Awards Event by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Aug 29, 2019
Lol... So Why Messi didn't attend for Modric last year ??

I thought Messi is humble grin
Sports › Barcelona To Buy Lingard by Jokerman(op): 9:35am On Aug 29, 2019
Rumors making the football market is that Barcelona are preparing to submit a bid for Jesse Lingard.

The club are hoping he would a covering for aging Ivan Rakitic, and they see Lingard as a potential.

Lingard can play an array of midfield options with his preferred role being behind the striker

Manchester United fans dub him Lingardinho grin having similarities with Brazil icon Ronaldinho grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Star Alex Iwobi Scores First Everton Goal In 4-2 Carabao Cup Win(Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:31am On Aug 29, 2019
When Barcelona go come buy Lingard from is angry
Sports › Re: Ronaldo, Van Dijk Or Messi: Who Wins Europe’s Best Player Award? by Jokerman(m): 9:28am On Aug 29, 2019
You'd know by attendees

If Messi and Ronaldo attends the award, then either Messi or Ronaldo would win it

But if both do not attend, then it's VVD grin
Sports › Re: Barcelona And PSG Agree Neymar Transfer Fee, Dembele May Be Included by Jokerman(m): 9:25am On Aug 29, 2019
Lol... PSG that has already rejected the deal grin

But why does Barcelona need Neymar na, Shebi dey have one man army grin
Celebrities › Re: Harvard New Student Denied Entry Into The US Because Of Social Media Posts Made by Jokerman(m): 6:26am On Aug 29, 2019
Hmmmm....
USA is a cautious country
Family › Re: “Never Leave Your Husband Because He Cheats” - Facebook User Says, Gets Replied by Jokerman(m): 1:04pm On Aug 28, 2019
ngwababe:
How? I don't understand please.
Emotionally
Psychologically
Physically
Morally
Faithfully
Foreign Affairs › Re: Justin Trudeau And Melania Trump Picture Goes Viral by Jokerman(m): 12:45pm On Aug 28, 2019
Bbbwings:
You no say d3m Don close alcatraz
I mean Alcatraz of the Rockies .... Where dem dey hold Pablo 2.0 (El chapo).... grin
Science/Technology › Re: Python Gunned Down In Badagry While Swallowing A Goat It Strangled To Death by Jokerman(m): 12:43pm On Aug 28, 2019
Simplyleo:
[s][/s]
Are you under a spell? Aren't you tired already?
Lol....
Education › Proper Usage Of Gutters by Jokerman(op): 11:52am On Aug 28, 2019
Are drainages (Gutters) supposed to be fluid (water or sewage) free??

I mean are they supposed to store the sewage ( water ) from wherever I.e rains, channels etc, or are they supposed to be dry even after discharge??

Thanks... Nigerian engineers Oya o
Foreign Affairs › Re: Justin Trudeau And Melania Trump Picture Goes Viral by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On Aug 28, 2019
izombie:
Me na that ivanka i wan fuuuck. Na to meet her first. Abeg who knows where i fit meet ivanka?
CIA black site
Alcatraz of the Rockies
Guantanamo Bay
Sports › Re: Manchester United Agree Sanchez Loan Deal to Inter Milan by Jokerman(m): 11:19am On Aug 28, 2019
judedwriter:
Lukakku+ sanchez kiss With this dream attack, inter will surely challenge juventus' hold on the league.
Barcelona fan, why not concern yourself about how Atletico Madrid will win the Laliga this year?? Or how you'd lose out of the UCL as usual ??

Leave Juve alone
Education › Re: Minimum Requirements Of Becoming A Professor In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 10:52am On Aug 27, 2019
Hoe much professor dey earn??

He reach mikel obi 1 week salary??

I prefer to be called a Dr I.e Dr of mechanical engineering, and have vast business instead of writing journals

Note: I have already written 4 engineering journals, with 2 already published

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