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Sports › Re: See Who Messi And Ronaldo Each Voted For The FIFA Best Player by Jokerman(m): 11:53pm On Sep 25, 2019
BrokenTV:
Ronaldo has never voted for Messi before, while Messi has always been voting for him.
Liar

Romance › Re: This Girl Is Making Me Go Crazy.l May Explode Soon. by Jokerman(m): 11:23pm On Sep 25, 2019
Plebian:
sweetheart I will be 23 this November, Ha! I know it will come as a shock to you that a woman my age has this much knowledge, well I read, broadly, you should too. It would be hard to believe my life is amazing, cos I mean look at you, your mind simply can't phantom, you've lived a life of want and misery so you know nothing of what it means to live this sweetly and freely, if at all I pity you boy. Ciao...
Lol... 23... This is still a kid

Life hasn't hit you yet
Romance › Re: Dick Enlargement by Jokerman(m): 2:19pm On Sep 25, 2019
lol... Titan gel is the only one I know works for now
Romance › Re: This Girl Is Making Me Go Crazy.l May Explode Soon. by Jokerman(m): 2:16pm On Sep 25, 2019
Plebian:
I couldn't give a flying fvck what you think, I do not owe you shit, go for the woman that you think you deserve, a woman that's still a prisoner of misogyny and you hypocritical patriarchal views, nobody I mean nobody owes anyone monogamy, monogamy is a sham and very hypocritical. Abeg dey your dey.
Shut it... Monogamy is no scam

Humans are just reaping what they are sowing/have sown
Sports › Re: Voting Breakdown: Messi Votes For Ronaldo But Not Vice Versa, Both Snub Van Dijk by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Sep 25, 2019
FactualSpeech:
so twice in 9 years is always?

Why did he not vote Ronaldo between 2010 and 2017 when the competition was fierce between them?

He should have voted Van Dijk who was a close rival in this year FIFA best
Messi fans are just hypocrites na
Sports › Re: Voting Breakdown: Messi Votes For Ronaldo But Not Vice Versa, Both Snub Van Dijk by Jokerman(m): 11:53am On Sep 25, 2019
mystical109:
Its not the first time though. Messi doesn't just care. Messi is always voting Ronaldo but Ronaldo has never voted for Messi
Yes right

Family › Re: My Wife Is Using Excuses To Abandon Me by Jokerman(m): 8:56am On Sep 25, 2019
Skmoda360:
So that you can deal with her?...lol grin grin cheesy....the girl na were with foul smelling mouth.
lol... Me no go beat am... Buh she go gree befits I finally dump her sorry ass
Sports › Re: See Who Messi And Ronaldo Each Voted For The FIFA Best Player by Jokerman(m): 5:34pm On Sep 24, 2019
Messi fans though lipsrsealed

Sports › Re: Messi Never Voted For Ronaldo Or His Close Competitor by Jokerman(op): 5:32pm On Sep 24, 2019
kingkakaone:
You are fighting a wrong battle bro, your analysis is flawed also.

Both players don't care if you hold a brief for them or not

Live your life and grow your brand like they did.
Lol.... Likewise don't castigate Ronaldo for not voting Messi
Sports › Re: Messi Never Voted For Ronaldo Or His Close Competitor by Jokerman(op): 4:34pm On Sep 24, 2019
PlayerMeji:
So you think you are doing us àbí?

You are doing yourself... Can you not see Messi vote for Ronaldo, somewhere there..


Carry on... People will soon stop appreciating your efforts.. In spite of all you put in since it's difficult to sit back and appreciate someone's own efforts.
Why didn't Messi vote for Van dijk ??

Why didn't Messi vote for Ronaldo when he was in Laliga
Sports › Messi Never Voted For Ronaldo Or His Close Competitor by Jokerman(op): 3:22pm On Sep 24, 2019
i am posting this here to get Messi fans to shut it and stop painting Messi as an angel of light and Ronaldo angel of darkness

You don't vote for your closest Rival

1. Messi never voted for Ronaldo till he left Laliga, and the votes of 2018 and 2019 for Ronaldo are inconsequential votes

2. Why didn't Messi vote for VVD, his closest rival at all, this year?

Ronaldo never voted for Messi, coz he believes Messi is the only player that can do better or win something over him, same applies to Messi

Romance › Re: I Think My Boss Will Soon Fxxk This Married Lady Because Of This. by Jokerman(m): 2:20pm On Sep 24, 2019
MissGhosted:
You are a joke. Men are the ashawos. With ya head like nzu.
Lol.... Nwanyii calabar... shocked
Romance › Re: I Think My Boss Will Soon Fxxk This Married Lady Because Of This. by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On Sep 24, 2019
That's how some women are .... The thing tire me
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Elijah O. Daramola Is Dead! AGO, RCCG by Jokerman(m): 1:48pm On Sep 24, 2019
simplesearch:
I Corinthians 15:26

And the last enemy to be destroyed is death.

Death is an enemy not a friend to be rejoiced over. God's original will for Man was to live forever, with sin came death and it passed to generation.
Jesus did not die to make death desirable but to deliver those who are under it's torment through assured proclamation of life after the grave.
whether a sinner going to hell or believer going to heaven the last struggle to be discharged at the point of exiting this world is with death.
The fight may sometimes be very fast in case of accident and prolong in case of illness(es), it nevertheless must be fought.
If you are however on the Lords sight victory is sure, but if death overcomes you at the point of exit you are undone that's why staying with some people at the point of dying can be a harrowing experience, if in doubt visit hospitals and be acquitted with this realities first hand. Some people scream and mumble with trepidation with deep sense of sorrow and uncertainty and agony beyond description before eventually surrendering to death, but believers sing on their dying bed with great joy before breathing their last, just like Jesus last victorious moment on the cross they have the victory too.
This is the reality that is sure and prevalent, I counsel you to believe it as you are just a young fellow with few passing days to spent on earth, your singular opinion therefore can't change an eternally established truth about heaven or hell, this are two literal places. But whereas heaven is for man's possession, hell was created for the devil and his angel, but man's rebellion and disbelieve can also make him share in the devil's fate. Stop your blasphemy and hating on God it can change nothing but rather run your soul into deeper despair, don't also try to change God or get him to think and reason from your limited narrow perspective, you can only plead with him he's the Alpha and Omega. He loves you and wants you to do his will and rest with him eventually, please do this and remain blessed.
Amen to this submission
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Elijah O. Daramola Is Dead! AGO, RCCG by Jokerman(m): 1:46pm On Sep 24, 2019
The Lord Jesus Christ accepts you Sire

I remember St Paul's eulogy in 2 Timothy 4:7-8

"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith:

Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge, shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all them also that love his appearing"

This portion is for I and ever other believer out there... At the end of this life... Amen
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named 2019 FIFA The Best Men's Player by Jokerman(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2019
Memberclub:
Make person hold jokerman & cr7lomo make dem no go commit suicide because this is too much to take.
Lol.... grin after cheating VVD abii
Sports › Re: Moment Messi Received His FIFA Men's Player Award. See Van Dijk's Reaction by Jokerman(m): 10:46am On Sep 24, 2019
hustla:
You must be drunk
50 goals in 51 games?
Ronaldo got out scored by a 35 yr old Fabio
Van Dijk?
SMH
So why wasn't Ronaldo given last year ?

Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Sep 23, 2019
ThierryJay:
I don't want to believe that you really believe what you put up there. You do not know that FIfa best is the same as FIFA world footballer of the year which Messi has been winning all the times he won ballon d'or. How can you say Messi won only one FIFA best award when he has won SIX! Bad belle no good o
Wikipedia bro... Google
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 9:18pm On Sep 23, 2019
If this wax really an individual award, what were clowns like Marcelo, Modric , Ramos doing in this year's FIFpro team?? grin
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 9:17pm On Sep 23, 2019
AroleOduduwa2:
Where did you get your stats from? All these deluded Ronaldo fan self.
Wikipedia bro
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Sep 23, 2019
Still on still

Messi
5 ballon Dor
2 UEFA Poty
1 FIFA best

Ronaldo
5 ballon Dor
3 UEFA Poty
2 FIFA best

Messi still has catching up to do even with ojoro
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:58pm On Sep 23, 2019
SilGent:
Cr7 Bois should be ashamed of their overhyped GOAT.. if it were to be Messi who missed out of FIFA top 11 we won't hear word.
Oga Ronaldo is amongst
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:57pm On Sep 23, 2019
I believe Van dijk deserves it sha... See robbery.... grin

Still, Ronaldo 2 Messi 1
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Sep 23, 2019
cooluzi:
agreed but penaldo will be a ball boy again tonight same as he was a ball boy at the last uefa award
Lol... Ronaldo dey the award??

For your info, he would still be on the FIFpro team of the year
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:42pm On Sep 23, 2019
Jose the classy one
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2019 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:38pm On Sep 23, 2019
Icon79:
And he couldn't even carry his team to win the league, eh?

Listen, those awards mean nothing these days. The whole thing has become politics, popularity contests and publicity stunts - no thanks to one Cristiano Ronaldo. For instance, once it becomes obvious that Cristiano Ronaldo isn't gonna be a factor in this year's Ballon d'Or (after Juve got knocked out of the Champions League), the entire Cristiano's PR team went all in to campaign for VVD as the next Ballon d'Or winner. Their goal was simple: anyone but Messi to win it.


O pari
Lol... You started it in 2010.

You also did it with Modric in 2018. grin

You reap what you sow
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:36pm On Sep 23, 2019
Another Liverpool player don win best keeper, if e never clear for you say na Van dijk get this award, keep jonsing with your huesca and real Valladolid stats grin
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2019 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Sep 23, 2019
Icon79:
Cannavaro won the World Cup that year. In the case of VVD, he wasn't even the best Liverpool player last season. That honor should go to Sadio Mane and Allison.


O pari
Lol

PFA best player
EPL best player
UEFA best defender
UNL best defender
UEFA player of the year
Liverpool player of the year
Dutch player of the year
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2019 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:01pm On Sep 23, 2019
Icon79:
Messi should win the FIFA Best Award, but VVD will win.

These individual awards have become nothing more than a popularity contest.


O pari
Lol grin... So when Cannavaro won it, it was popularity contest Abi grin
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Football Awards 2019 (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:00pm On Sep 23, 2019
As Jurgen won the best coach, we can now guess who wins the FIFA best player

No wonder my GOAT no show face grin
Sports › Re: The Best FIFA Awards (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Sep 23, 2019
yungsmart:
Messi the king go and make us proud.GOAT
UEFA no teach you sense abi with all these useless stats grin

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