Sports › Re: Emmanuel Dennis Trolled Real Madrid By Celebrating His Goal Like Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 8:48pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
When will Real Madrid fans start booing Hazard sef.... Him time never reach  I hear say Hazard sabi dribble  |
Crime › Re: The Rise And Fall Of Derico Nwamama - Nigeria King Of The Underworld by Jokerman(m): 2:06pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Emeka Ike portrayed him, and I think Hanks Anuku portrayed chiejina
When Nollywood made sense |
Crime › Re: [graphic Photo] Boy Disagrees With Kinsmen On Father’s Burial Plan In Nnewi by Jokerman(m): 1:55pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Be not dismayed...
Some dead souls are awaiting the shout of the archangel of God at the appearing of the Lord Jesus Christ
Not all souls will suffer decomposition |
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A.... by Jokerman(m): 12:27pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Nope
I have had many innuendos from married women, but out of them all, the Lord delivered me! |
Family › Re: 10 Times Patience Ozokwor Reminded Us Of Our Wicked Aunty... by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Lebechi  Indomie people swerve |
Travel › Re: Top 5 Interesting Places In Lagos To Celebrate Nigeria @ 59 by Jokerman(m): 12:10pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Omu resort = 3k and 5k for gate fee |
Romance › Re: Guys Who Doesn't Respect The Privacy Of Their Guys by Jokerman(m): 11:24pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
lol..... Some guys though...
Until you clear them again and again |
Romance › Re: Wife Or Friend: Who Deserves The Front Seat? by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
What stupid friend ??
My wife will always be at the front seat... Even if my friend was already in the car, I will gladly ask him to vacate to the back that my wife needs the front seat... When it is his turn, he should do the same to me...
Moreover the kind of friends I keep won't dare do such rubbish |
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by Jokerman(m): 5:54pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
mechanics: that's one bedroom flat right. Yep it is |
Computers › Re: SOLD OUT!!! Uk Used Acer, Core I5 Ram 4gb, 500gb Hard Drive, 4hrs Backup @55k by Jokerman(m): 5:51pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
45k - 50k |
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by Jokerman(m): 1:28pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
ednut1: you see say you be joker. 2 bedroom with agreement and agent fee in a place like ikotun is like over 380 to 420k. Furnishing if you have properties in your old house before will be like 150k. If you are coming from your parents house 500k will go to furnishing. Lets always be realistic and truth ful You are right though... Let's say at least 2m... No put fear for guys mind coz na we dey bear the brunt |
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by Jokerman(m): 1:21pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
ednut1: With 2 to 3m wedding waiting. Person go still use 400 to 700k rent 2 bedroom. Life is hard abeg Wedding + apartment no suppose pass 1.5m |
Romance › Re: What Apartment Is Best For A Newly Wedded Couple? by Jokerman(m): 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
Room + parlour self con is alright. Trust me. If there's budget
Make you no go do Wetin go make body dey pepper you and room be so full
At least it would be OK to even get 1 or 2 children, while you start building your O own house if possible
Shey if you wife wan change cloth, you go beg visitors to go outside ni |
Health › Re: Finally: The True Secrets Of Big Dick by Jokerman(m): 10:45am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Working ?? |
Education › Re: Zamfara Government Shuts Down School, Suspends Staff Over ‘Desecration’ Of Quran by Jokerman(m): 9:23pm On Sep 28, 2019 |
Lol...
Is the school an Islamic school?? |
Romance › Re: When Did America Became World Power? by Jokerman(m): 4:28am On Sep 28, 2019 |
The day America divided USSR  |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tacha Disqualified From The Big Brother House by Jokerman(m): 8:06pm On Sep 27, 2019 |
I dont really watch this accursed show
Although PH, Bayelsa and Benin slay queens normally have bad attitude |
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Bishop David Oyedepo by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On Sep 27, 2019 |
Happy birthday Sir... God continue to bless and uphold you |
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Is Now The Second Worst Free-kick Taker In Serie A History by Jokerman(m): 3:26am On Sep 27, 2019 |
He still has more freekick goals than your favorite player...  So cry all you want |
Sports › Re: FIFA Awards: Captains And Coaches Claim They Did Not Vote For Messi by Jokerman(m): 3:21am On Sep 27, 2019 |
eni4real: Modric was the best player of the greatest competition in the world!!!
He won the World cup golden ball!!!
People voted for Modric... . Ronaldo can't force people to vote for only him!!! So why didn't Messi win the world best in 2014 or Forlan in 2010, since they won WC golden ball?? |
Sports › Re: FIFA Awards: Captains And Coaches Claim They Did Not Vote For Messi by Jokerman(m): 3:19am On Sep 27, 2019 |
cyrilamx: Ok since it is an individual award, give me the start that made Modric beat CR7. Remember u earlier said FiFA doesnt want to make a Modric error... Eni will never give you a straightforward honest answer |
Romance › Re: My Friend Is Being Sexually Harassed By Married Men At Her Work Place by Jokerman(m): 3:13am On Sep 27, 2019 |
She's just a liar... She enjoys every bit of it |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Is The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Just To Get. A Girl? by Jokerman(m): 9:08pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
I'm your best friend  |
Romance › Re: Girl Mistakenly Admits Her Bestie Had Sex With Her Frequently by Jokerman(m): 6:21pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
AfroKnight: Cos bestie can be performing other services in my stead. Lol |
Romance › Re: Girl Mistakenly Admits Her Bestie Had Sex With Her Frequently by Jokerman(m): 5:37pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
Lol... Bestie ke |
Romance › Re: Girl Mistakenly Admits Her Bestie Had Sex With Her Frequently by Jokerman(m): 5:36pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
AfroKnight: Lol. I have a female bestie.
I won’t lie. I would not want my girlfriend to have a male bestie.  Why?? |
Sports › Re: Why Messi And Ronaldo Are Not The Goats But Pele And Maradona. by Jokerman(m): 3:41pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
Igbosmoker: Lionel messi would have scored over 5000 goals. There was no such thing as offside then, no good rules.
Do you know that the goals Pele scored during his university days and on the streets was added to his career goals? He's a big fraud Pele a fraud?? Well whether you like it or not Pele Maradona Zidane Ronaldo de Lima Cr7 Messi |
Sports › Re: Why Messi And Ronaldo Are Not The Goats But Pele And Maradona. by Jokerman(m): 12:02pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
Binikingdowm: Pele is the most overrated player of all time, he's a fraud even FIFA can't confirm the goals he scored and his official goals in his career is less than 600 goals and over 50% of them were base on offside
Brazilians don't even regard pele as the greatest Brazilian footballer because pele did nothing but took the credit. As for maradona, he's a good dribbler that is it.
The greatest player of all time will be messi follow by puskas, maradona, ronaldo and 2 more before we even mention pele Do you think Messi would have survived in Pele's time?? Messi that frustration made him accuse his football federation of corruption , not to talk of being a black man in the 1950-1960s.. Lol.. Just forget it... Pele and Marsdona are ahead of Messi and Ronaldo |
Sports › Re: Why Messi And Ronaldo Are Not The Goats But Pele And Maradona. by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Sep 26, 2019 |
ashacot: Your List is so spot on though many may alternate the 5th and 6th position. However, i will put De stefano and Cryuff ahead of Ronaldinho You are right though .... The fifth on my list is my preferred player that's why though |
Sports › Re: Voting Breakdown: Messi Votes For Ronaldo But Not Vice Versa, Both Snub Van Dijk by Jokerman(m): 7:11am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Alanpoza007: You've only buttressed my point with the graphics you posted. You can see Messi voted for Ronaldo both in 2018 and 2019 but Ronaldo has never voted for him as you can see from the picture. So what's your point? Lol... Any difference in the voting of Ronaldo and Ronaldo not voting Messi?? Ronaldo cannot place any player ahead of Messi, it would be insulting , and seeing that Messi is his direct rival, it's better not to vote him at all, than condescend him. Why didn't Messi vote for VVD or why didn't Messi vote for Ronaldo during his Laliga stint, even in years it was sure Ronaldo would win?? |
Sports › Re: Why Messi And Ronaldo Are Not The Goats But Pele And Maradona. by Jokerman(m): 12:05am On Sep 26, 2019 |
The ranking would always be
Pele Maradona
Zidane Delima
Ronaldo Messi
Ronaldinho Cryuff Di stefano |
Sports › Re: Voting Breakdown: Messi Votes For Ronaldo But Not Vice Versa, Both Snub Van Dijk by Jokerman(m): 11:55pm On Sep 25, 2019 |
Alanpoza007: Ronaldo is truly insecure and arrogant. It's not just about this year's voting, else it would have been understandable but it is on record that Ronaldo has never voted for Messi for Balon D'Or even in years like 2011,2012 and 2015 where everyone even a dunce knows Messi deserved the awards those years, without controversy. What else can you call that, if not envy and insecurity See you
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