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Sports › Re: Already 93 Goals, Will Ronaldo Beat International Record Of 109 Goals? by Jokerman(m): 10:44pm On Oct 11, 2019
CrestMan:
Apart from goals, what else does cr7 bring to the field of football? NOTHING!

On the other hand, M10 brings far more than goals to the game.

Messi is the REAL GOAT cool
What does Messi bring, that Ronaldo doesn't??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 699th Career Goal In Portugal 3-0 Win (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Oct 11, 2019
Binikingdowm:
grin he's a giant against mediocre teams
Like Spain and Argentina now
Sports › Re: Manchester United Suffer Financial Blow As Chevrolet Swerve £400m Shirt Deal by Jokerman(m): 7:23am On Oct 11, 2019
Good

Let's keep Solksjaer to run us aground and keep playing trashford and Lingard etc
Properties › Re: Decent 3bedroom Flat At Alapere (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 6:47pm On Oct 10, 2019
myhappyhome:
For how much please?
I need mini flat of 300k max. Total 400-420k.. Alapere
Celebrities › Re: M.I Vs Vector Beef: Who Is Winning And Losing? by Jokerman(m): 2:56pm On Oct 10, 2019
If Dagrin was alive, who for get time for these wereys grin
Sports › Re: Messi Breaks Ronaldo's Record Of Most Club Goals (420) In Europe's Top Leagues by Jokerman(m): 2:35pm On Oct 10, 2019
eni4real:
Pele was a precocious talent but he still played in a non competitive era..

No player can score 13 goals in 4 World cup games again as one player did in Sweden '58.. It will will not repeat itself..

Football has evolved...

Nowadays, attack win games while defence win tournaments...

Defense department has improved/ evolved so much that it can't be compared with that of the 50's which was more open.. .

Defenders are more technical now, they are not just all about brutes and less methods unlike in those days in which those that can't run nor dribble automatically becomes defenders!!!
All these your epistles..., still

Pele
Maradona

Zidane
Delima Ronaldo

Cr7
Messi
Cryuff
Di stephano
Ronaldinho

And the rest.......
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Tops 2019 Goalscorers' List With 33 Goals, Messi Is 2nd, CR7 Is 16th by Jokerman(m): 2:26pm On Oct 10, 2019
mystical109:
how many LA liga golden boots did ur lord and personal savior win
3 boots... Even though he wasn't the top 9
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Tops 2019 Goalscorers' List With 33 Goals, Messi Is 2nd, CR7 Is 16th by Jokerman(m): 2:25pm On Oct 10, 2019
mystical109:
there is a player from serie A ahead of Penaldo and I can bet my black ass that Penaldo has better midfielders than that guy
So is Ronaldo the top 9 like Zapata??
Sports › Re: Lewandowski Tops 2019 Goalscorers' List With 33 Goals, Messi Is 2nd, CR7 Is 16th by Jokerman(m): 2:24pm On Oct 10, 2019
Checkout these top scorers

What do you notice??

Playing in farmers league
Romance › Re: Guys: Are You Comfortable With Your Girl Having A Male Bestie? by Jokerman(m): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2019
No male bestie

I don't care what you think
Properties › Re: Decent 3bedroom Flat At Alapere (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Oct 09, 2019
Do you have a mini flat (1 bedroom)
Romance › Re: Meet Girl That Was Tortured By Four Guys. by Jokerman(m): 3:29pm On Oct 09, 2019
Thankful for a country like USA that calmed many sad beasts countries down... Arabians, Japanese ,Russians, Taliban etc

Thankful for "Gods own country "

These Japanese Yakuza deserve more sentences
Romance › Re: Is It Proper That My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex? by Jokerman(m): 3:10pm On Oct 09, 2019
Quality20:
guy dont make d mistake of not trusting ur girl since she isnt doing secretly, mistrust can push her into his arms just b matured and cool. nothing gonna happen bad to u or her
Which foolish mistrust??
Investment › Re: I Give Loans From 10k To 100k by Jokerman(m): 11:50am On Oct 08, 2019
joungblood:
There goes another religious slave, who thinks I have to be a Christian or a Muslim to do my business.. Well no I'm not a religious slave like u, n i don't carry big Bible(I don't even have a Bible) so find something else to say.. Try tribalism mumu
Ode... 10k to pay #12,500

Keep denying Christ because of your evil heart
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaving Church With Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:29pm On Oct 07, 2019
eni4real:
No news on Derby d'italia which Dybala and Higuain won for Juventus...

The toughest match of this tournament...

But this is a news..

Leave his personal life out of sport section please.
. Let him breathe...
A match Ronaldo won man of the match without scoring??
Business › Re: Nigerian Loan Website That Can Provide 50 - 100K Without Collateral by Jokerman(m): 6:04pm On Oct 07, 2019
ekehopp:
Yes please
Can I access a loan of 200k??

What are the requirements ??

And what would be the payment duration of such amount ??
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Mercy Wins Big Brother Naija 2019 (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:36pm On Oct 06, 2019
Huh... A slay queen winning close to 60 million naira

Nigeria see how you've destroyed yourself

Well thank God ion watch this accursed show

Devil you can never win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Oct 06, 2019
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:55pm On Oct 06, 2019
O my God... Na my man utd be this??

Even AC Milan be no worst reach this level
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by Jokerman(m): 5:42pm On Oct 06, 2019
If dem tell me say a day go come like this for Man utd, I wouldn't have believe it

Like wtf is my team playing

We'll bounce back one day
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 4:11pm On Oct 06, 2019
alabimustcry:
BETTING IS SCAM!!!!!

BETTING IS EVIL!!!!

BETTING IS FRAUD!!!!
Lol... E be like Alabi don make you cry o
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 4:10pm On Oct 06, 2019
Correct score

Barca 4 Seville 1

Proof: check out Chelsea and Barca scores this season in every match, they've always been the same
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th October 2019 by Jokerman(m): 4:07pm On Oct 06, 2019
Correct score

Barca 4 Seville 1

Proof: check out Chelsea and Barca scores this season in every match, they've always been the same
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Oct 06, 2019
Wetin dey pain me be say I go see odd of 1.22 against an odd of 8.0, na that 1.21 I go carry because of safety grin

Yet man city and Alabi decided to wreck everything
Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Things Every Christian Should Know About The Rapture (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 11:01am On Oct 06, 2019
lilfreezy:
Y'all should continue deceiving yourselves with religion.
Christianity isn't a religion
Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Scores First Real Madrid Goal Since Chelsea Transfer (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:37pm On Oct 05, 2019
YoungB1a:
did modric and suraz flop?
Beckham
Cr7
Can Nistelrooy
Suarez
Modric
Bale
Properties › Re: Cost Of Rent In Edo State Nigeria| Cotenant.ng by Jokerman(m): 8:06pm On Oct 05, 2019
Stupid yahoo boys just make Lagos houses cost
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Fights 8 Security Guards At WWE Smackdown To Confront Wrestler(Photos by Jokerman(m): 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2019
You wan fight monster amongst men,?
Family › Re: Whose House Would You Live In After Wedding? (Pictured) by Jokerman(m): 8:27am On Oct 05, 2019
How would I stay in a woman's house??

For her to stay in my house na wahala, not to talk of staying in hers .. Lol...the see finish and disrespect her....
Investment › Re: I Give Loans From 10k To 100k by Jokerman(m): 9:16pm On Oct 04, 2019
Am sure this guy will call himself a Christian now carrying big bible up and down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Inter Milan : UCL (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2019 by Jokerman(m): 7:57pm On Oct 02, 2019
Barcelona 0 Inter 3

Quote me after the game
Sports › Re: Tottenham Shamed, Ronaldo Creates History - A Review Of UCL's Matchday 2 by Jokerman(m): 9:59am On Oct 02, 2019
Mr Champions league

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