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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Oct 04, 2018
Milan na San siro you dey o... get sense biko
Politics › Re: Ambode Accepted Defeat To Avert Impeachment - Punch by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Oct 04, 2018
wolesmile:
I just respect this Tinubu... The Asiwaju of Lagos (from now on, Of Yorubaland); The Jagaban Borgu of (where was that again?); The Slayer of PDP; The Silencer of Obasanjo (though I respect the Ebora Owu too); The Vicegerent of Yoruba Leaders past; Omo Aye, Omo awon Agba!!! Much respect... I doff my hat sir!
Someone that could not defeat Saraki??
Politics › Re: Ambode Accepted Defeat To Avert Impeachment - Punch by Jokerman(m): 8:40am On Oct 04, 2018
Lies.... how can he be impeached when he didn't break any law??
Politics › Re: If You Are The President Of Your Country What Will You Do? by Jokerman(m): 8:07am On Oct 04, 2018
blackpanda:
I will abolish CAN, Muric and all the religious courts in Nigeria. Completion separation of religion and the state.

Then I will lockdown and ban all social media

Review all corruption laws to death penalty.

If u steal or support a thief e.g crying that prosecution is political witch hunting or "na our brother" mentality, you die!

Scrap all payments to political office holders. Maximum total pay will be N10000. For transport to work


Any godfather obj, tinubu, bavangida etc that make noise will be shot immediately, and their family must pay for the bullet or be jailed as well! grin
I swear I support this... this lies the only antidote to Nigeria's debacles
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 10:22pm On Oct 03, 2018
Nothing is more painful than near misses... stupid Liverpool
Politics › Re: Can Lagos PDP Now Conduct Their Yeye Primary Election by Jokerman(m): 9:52pm On Oct 03, 2018
Ambode is a cursed failure, who couldn't clinch is 2nd term.... I guess as useless as PDP is, they won't want such a black stained failure in their party....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2018
Stupid Napoli and Liverpool clowns.....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 8:40pm On Oct 03, 2018
Alabi don mean us today.... grin

Corner market
Over 2.5

Even with chance mix....
Politics › Re: See The Look On Governor Ambode's Face As He Accepts Defeat (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:20pm On Oct 03, 2018
E be ode.
Politics › Re: Ambode Forgot He Was Yoruba. by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Oct 03, 2018
slimfit1:
He couldn't even complete a project that is 70% completed so what are you talking about. There was no continuity in a government that was still under the same party. Pls no no NO. He failed massively or failed in mass. It was a mass production of failures.
What about Buhari that you support??
Politics › We Can Now Declare AMBODE Is A Failure by Jokerman(op): 8:09pm On Oct 03, 2018
From recent events, having seen that Ambode contested and lost out as a governor to a less popular candidate, we can now declare him to be a failure... because if he wasn't a failure, he would have won his 2nd term bid, just like Fashola..... Hence,

Ambode is weak
Ambode is a coward
Ambode didn't do anything for 3 years in power
Ambode is corrupt
AMBODE IS A BIG FAILURE....

We can only agree this is true, seeing that Jonathan was called all these names after losing the presidential bid...

Well, itesiwaju eko with Sanwo-olu
Sports › Re: Valencia Apologises For 'liking' Instagram Post Calling For Mourinho To Go by Jokerman(m): 6:45pm On Oct 03, 2018
Gr8lex:
You're right but he's lost it.
Yes he's lost it... I want him out of Man UTD, he's killing my club....
Sports › Re: Valencia Apologises For 'liking' Instagram Post Calling For Mourinho To Go by Jokerman(m): 6:37pm On Oct 03, 2018
Adakintroy:
Then why is his job always at threat. Chelsea, real, Madrid , now man. U.

Better is a relative concept. Friend.
Wenger that could not win any European trophyhuh? I laff....
Sports › Re: Valencia Apologises For 'liking' Instagram Post Calling For Mourinho To Go by Jokerman(m): 5:43pm On Oct 03, 2018
Temptee101:
You are just deceiving yourself and you have nobody to tell you. Mourinho has been a failure back to back
How is Wenger better than Mourinho now?? stop playing emotions here....
Sports › Re: Valencia Apologises For 'liking' Instagram Post Calling For Mourinho To Go by Jokerman(m): 5:30pm On Oct 03, 2018
Adakintroy:
Ain't Kamar a b...when Wenger was going through had times . Mourihno was referring to him as specialist in failure.

A manager that stayed on a job for 22 something odd yrs. It did not occur to you that in some ways he must be doing something right. Instead of you learning, you wre running your mouth.

Now win trophy you cannot, bring in more funds you cannot. Ok just play attractive football for fans yu stil cnt. Yet you was mocking wenget who managed even two. So make dem just DE give you money to spend like housewife na you want?

SNo body respect a person without respect for others no matter what he has. Time is almost up for you.
Mourinho still better than Wenger.....
Sports › Re: Valencia Apologises For 'liking' Instagram Post Calling For Mourinho To Go by Jokerman(m): 5:28pm On Oct 03, 2018
Gr8lex:
Madrid scoring the most number of goals under mourinho? I disagree
Check it out bro....
Politics › Re: Take It Or Like It Tinubu Is The Most Powerful Politician In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 5:09pm On Oct 03, 2018
Can you state your reasons??
Sports › Re: Valencia Apologises For 'liking' Instagram Post Calling For Mourinho To Go by Jokerman(m): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2018
goldenceo1:
Mourinho the destroyer... He thinks football still centre around 2005 where he Scores one goal and park Bus!

Man U Prapra!
Mourinho had the highest number of goals in EPL before Guardiola broke it last season ..

Mourinho Madrid is still the highest scoring La Liga team for a season for all time....

However I want him out of Man UTD L, he seems to be a Chelsea mole....
Food › Re: Food For School Lunch In Nigeria And Other Countries (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:52pm On Oct 03, 2018
harrisonford001:
This trend doesn't make sense to my sha! Explorer seem to be running out of stories lately! So you want Nigerian to eat what? Those food ain't ours? Why don't u ask the Finnish kids or the Americans also eat breadinner and beans? Been staying outside Nigeria for close to five years now and I can tell u that I still don't even eat those food you put the pictures in display! Abeg say something positive about Nigeria! Don't always look for faults! Check out areas where the country is also leading and let us know! Stop self condemnations
Are you saying the food can't be packaged well to attract appeal??
Food › Re: Food For School Lunch In Nigeria And Other Countries (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:49pm On Oct 03, 2018
Omololu001:
Indonesia and India are both far far ahead of Nigeria
lol... impossicant....
Politics › Re: We Are Not Going To Allow Anyone To Vote Ambode Here- APC Ward Chairman. VIDEO by Jokerman(m): 11:17am On Oct 03, 2018
Rityonyi:
This is brutality...


Jagaban I raise Beyonce hands for you. Ahh...
Tinubu is so powerful I have seen for myself.


If Tinibu present me tomorrow as his anointed I won't even stress myself for anything because I know say na people's vote go rush me wink


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Guys how can I meet Jagaban for 2023?
I have a Bsc in Political Science, I'm industrious and loyal to the core.

Food › Re: Food For School Lunch In Nigeria And Other Countries (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:16am On Oct 03, 2018
This is not fair on Nigeria....

Nigeria should be compared with Indonesia, India, Sao tome, Venuezuela... etc....
Phones › Re: 10 Phones With 5000mah Battery Capacity In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 9:26am On Oct 03, 2018
Why do top brands never have higher battery life??
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 9:43pm On Oct 02, 2018
Aye Madrid ti baje
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 9:28pm On Oct 02, 2018
no be this Lyon beat Man shitty some days ago??
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 7:29pm On Oct 02, 2018
Man shitty match... one more goal abeg....
Romance › Re: a by Jokerman(m): 6:38pm On Oct 02, 2018
Cut it off bro..... you'll get another... no matter how painful it can be
Politics › Re: Some Of My Yoruba Brother's Hypocrisy by Jokerman(m): 3:36pm On Oct 02, 2018
Guestlander:
You are neither a northerner nor a Muslim. We know what and who you are.
You are in no position to give any advice on politics because you are not good at it.
You mean he isn't a northener?? see his signature though....
Politics › Re: You Are Against Saraki But In Support Of Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 3:33pm On Oct 02, 2018
Lol.... Deomelo, Modath, clicmarin, seunmsg, vedaxcool, opeyemicollins etc.......

If Tinubu back out of Buhari tomorrow, this same clowns will follow him...

No ideology....
Politics › Re: GODFATHERISM: Imo APC Demystify Rochas As Hope Uzodima Wins! by Jokerman(m): 3:21pm On Oct 02, 2018
huh.... So Rochas inlaw didn't winhuh
Politics › Re: Kehinde Bamigbetan Dumps Ambode For Babajide Sanwo-Olu by Jokerman(m): 3:17pm On Oct 02, 2018
Lolsss....hope other politicians are seeing... when you aren't in power, everyone dumps you ni.... I just hope Ambode becomes magnanimous in defeat just like how GEJ was... or better still decamp to another party, even if he doesn't win....

Buh Godfatherism doesn't last forever anyway.....

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