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Sports › Re: 2018 FIFA Best Football Awards: Results And Winners (Live Updates) by Jokerman(m): 8:09pm On Sep 24, 2018
How did Salah win the Puskas awardhuh
Sports › Re: FIFA Best Awards: 13-man Panel Revealed! by Jokerman(m): 7:56pm On Sep 24, 2018
How can Salah win PUSKAShuh mhen....
Sports › Re: FIFA Best Awards: 13-man Panel Revealed! by Jokerman(m): 7:10pm On Sep 24, 2018
EVILFOREST:
Abeg na which channel dey show am
ss3...
Sports › Re: FIFA World Player Of The Year To Be Announced Today by Jokerman(m): 7:07pm On Sep 24, 2018
PurestBoy:
Can you please modify and put Messi's stats to make it 5
ok... Messi... 56 games 45 goals 18 assists....
Sports › Re: FIFA Best Awards: 13-man Panel Revealed! by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Sep 24, 2018
Funny how Messi fans have lowered the standards.... grin
Sports › Re: FIFA World Player Of The Year To Be Announced Today by Jokerman(m): 5:14pm On Sep 24, 2018
PurestBoy:
Can you please modify and put Messi's stats to make it 5
I didn't include Messi because FIFA didn't nominate him for top 3, although we know he should have been there ahead of Salah and even Modric....
Sports › Re: FIFA World Player Of The Year To Be Announced Today by Jokerman(m):
2017/18 stats in all competitions:-

Mohamed Salah: 55 games. 47 goals. 16 assists. 0 trophies-
Cristiano Ronaldo: 53 games. 49 goals. 9 assists. 4 trophies-
Luka Modrić: 45 games. 7 goals, 3 assists. 4 trophies
Lionel Messi: 56 games. 45 goals, 18 assists. 2 trophies

Only one can be 'The Best'...
Sports › Re: "I Will Be Honoured To Play For Nigeria" - Sheyi Ojo, Liverpool Star by Jokerman(m): 12:24pm On Sep 24, 2018
We need you guy... you could be the Nigerian Robben.... I believe Nigeria doesn't even have a left footer... you could fill the. void....
Sports › Re: FIFA World Player Of The Year To Be Announced Today by Jokerman(m): 7:00am On Sep 24, 2018
CR7 must win today...
Politics › Re: Northern Muslim Clerics Are Using Islam To Promote Buhari by Jokerman(m): 6:41pm On Sep 23, 2018
ProjectNaija:
That's why it is necessary to use a popular and influencial northern Muslim like Kwankwaso against him to divide their votes so we can kick the tyrant out once and for all.
I swear... my own would be Kwankwaso/Peter Obi...
Politics › Re: Northern Muslim Clerics Are Using Islam To Promote Buhari by Jokerman(m): 6:36pm On Sep 23, 2018
Lol... we already know that's what it would amount to, and seeing that 80% of the northern electorates are illiterates, they would easily be swayed coupled with the Nigerian fickle mind....
Politics › Re: Buhari Leaves Abuja For New York With Wife, Aisha (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:32pm On Sep 23, 2018
Honestly this man no even send wetin dey Naija... he just wants to escape so that he can sleep well... Nigeria ehn....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 6:25pm On Sep 23, 2018
This betting no easy .... my God... so so back and forth... Ajax could not get a goal...
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 3:41pm On Sep 23, 2018
O boy ..... I no fit learn again... yesterday Man UTD and Madrid... Today Chelsea....
Politics › Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (unofficial) by Jokerman(m): 9:57am On Sep 23, 2018
As it stands now.....

Politics › Re: Osun Election: INEC Official Caught In Ayedaade LGA (Photo) by Jokerman(m): 9:07am On Sep 23, 2018
You call yourself a Christian or Muslim, and you engage in rigging.... Fear God na....
Politics › Re: Osun Election: PDP Supporters Celebrating At INEC Office In Osogbo (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:04am On Sep 23, 2018
so PDP is not an IPOB party after all... I hope the new governor does well....

Nigeria has to be lifted by whomever wins...
Politics › Re: Party Leaders Betrayed Me Today Alleged Ademola Adeleke by Jokerman(m): 11:07pm On Sep 22, 2018
mhen....thiese BMC guys are good at propaganda... chai.... grin
Sports › Re: Breaking News: Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Povetkin In Wembley Fight by Jokerman(m): 11:05pm On Sep 22, 2018
Instead of people to settle down and watch Anthony Joshua and be happy in Osun state, they are killing themselves over clowns parading as leaders... Even Davido no vote sef....
Politics › Re: #osundecides2018: Results Roll In From Polling Units Across Osun State by Jokerman(m): 10:57pm On Sep 22, 2018
Pat081:
So some useless people can still vote for dis useless party
Any difference between APC and PDPhuh And moreover, APC is a Yoruba party....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 9:29pm On Sep 22, 2018
clintonbusquet:
Mehn. Gambling is stressful and draining. I am experienced but there is nothing to show for it. You accumulate games, one team let's you down. You go on singles and you get shockers. Lol.

Gamble for fun. Na #100 to win million I dey now.
I dey tell you....
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 9:27pm On Sep 22, 2018
So Madrid can't play over 1.5.... wetin Bale dey do na..... angry
Politics › Re: My Observations On The Gubernatorial Election In Osun-state by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Sep 22, 2018
Sorry bro... I can never participate in any Nigerian election... it's not worth my troubles mhen.... Any person or party that wins, no problem to me.... my only working now is to leave this country for good... I can't be here with you people ...
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 9:52am On Sep 22, 2018
yoged:
Please can someone recommend some terrorist nice movie.
Mission Impossible
Unlocked
Bourne
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jokerman(m): 3:17am On Sep 22, 2018
olu4life:
The Meg - 7.5/10 Cool storyline. Liked the little twist towards the ending. Dont expect too much but wayyyyy fun to watch.

Mission Impossible: Fallout - 6.5/10 Starting to bore me abit with the storyline/too cliche. Knew the villain from the beginning angry undecided But the action covered up that flaw abit. Lastly, no much suspense (Still wondering how some of you rate movies. maybe na back of screen una watch angry)

Superfly - 7/10 Enjoyed it smiley

The Predator - 5/10 Though kinda indifferent about the movie undecided Just average and not to be compared to the Old Movie.
Because you saw a familiar face (Henry Cavill), you already knew he would be the villian abi.... His demeanor in the movie though gave him out as the villian anyways....
Career › Re: Isaac Adewole: Not All Medical Graduates Must Practice, Some Can Be Farmers by Jokerman(m): 10:14pm On Sep 21, 2018
Cursed men... why didn't you yourself go into farming....
Politics › Re: People Shouting Ole (thief) On Tinubu, Aregbesola's Convoy In Osogbo(video,pics) by Jokerman(m): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2018
Butterflyleo:
You are as uneducated as your Olodo Ajobiewe twerker.

You don't say REPLY ME BACK in English. You simply say REPLY ME!

No wonder you would support a man who got F9 in English. Both of you are birds of a feather obviously.
What a weird Irony... pot calling kettle black...
Crime › Re: Man In Tears After Being Scammed At Computer Village. Vid & Pics by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Sep 21, 2018
Any first timer in the computer must have been scammed except you go with person wey sabi them...
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Jokerman(m): 7:30pm On Sep 20, 2018
So na 1 goal Lazio and Chelsea wan play....
Politics › Re: Saraki Meets PDP Delegates In Bayelsa (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Sep 20, 2018
Saraki, the man that demystifyed Tinubu
Gaming › Re: The Art Of PES by Jokerman(m): 7:07pm On Sep 20, 2018
LucemFerre:
Video gaming made me go into 3D animation and now i eat with it. Your point? undecided

I won't bother explaining. I wouldn't expect you to understand because you have the stereotypical thought line of an average Nigerian. Go to school be an engineer, architect, doctor, come back build your family, live average and die off like another drop in the ocean... Grow the Bleep up. 30 years old pfft, you're still young don't think that would intimidate me.

People like you are our problem in this country
He is right... don't be clown... video games add nothing to reality
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Lands In Osogbo Ahead Of Saturday's Governorship Election(photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Sep 20, 2018
Rigging machine don land.... if you know... you know grin

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