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Politics › Re: Lagos APC Governorship Primaries Results, Sanwo-Olu Beating Ambode by Jokerman(m): 12:39pm On Oct 02, 2018
Well... Goodbye Ambode... you can decamp to PDP anyways....

However the Yoruba man greed for power is too much... Look at Ben Bruce, just one term and left, buh Ambode decided to disgrace himself....

This also shows yorubas aren't educated as we thought....
Politics › Re: Bola Hamed Tinunbu Is The Best Nigeria Politician .. by Jokerman(m): 11:11am On Oct 02, 2018
Someone that Saraki played like ball??

Tinubu's influence doesn't exceed SW, which has just 5 states... so??
Politics › Re: John Owan Enoh Wins Cross River State Apc Gubernatorial Primaries. by Jokerman(m): 11:08am On Oct 02, 2018
Reference:
Wish him the best of luck. Cross river state is another locale that needs to be shaken up and the ruling PDP dislodged. Cross Riverians are at the wrong end of mediocre leadership which has visibly deteriorated since the days of Donald Duke. Without credible political competition the people have been left to chose between the bad and the ugly. The good has since fled.
I heard Osun and Oyo state have become the best states in Africa since APC took power....
Politics › Re: All Those Shouting "Ambode" Don't Live In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 11:04am On Oct 02, 2018
SuperStriker:
All of you shouting Ambode, Ambode don't live in Lagos and you don't like Lagos.

You need to come and see what Ambode has turned Lagos into.

Ambode is the worst Governor to rule Lagos since the return of democracy in 1999.

How exactly has Ambode performed well in Lagoshuh

Lagos is worse off than what Fashola handed over to Ambode.

Those screaming "Ambode, Ambode" should tell us exactly why he should be allowed to continue in office.

Lagos is now a massive refuse heap, bad roads everywhere, incomplete projects here and there and okada riders have taken over the state.

Fashola's Lagos was much better than this.

For once I agree with Tinubu. For the very first time.
Safe to say you who calls Buhari Buhari... doesn't live in Nigeria....
Politics › Re: Who Is The Real Jagaban In South East Politics? by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On Oct 01, 2018
AlhajaChinyere:
The wuruwuru rebellious, disorderly, jagajaga, criminal nature of the igbos will never allow a 'jaganban' to emerge in that premitive land.

Imagine Obi of Onitcha is a British created fake monarchy.

That's why their gods are pursuing them away from the harsh gully land.
Alariiwo... when you go get sense... igbawo ni wa l'ogbon?
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s House Under Tight Security As Ambode’s Supporters Storm Ikoyi. Photos by Jokerman(m): 7:55pm On Oct 01, 2018
Omofunaab2:
Potor people will soon be here with their advice as usual, These miscreants are busy opening threads upandan discussing Southwest Politics whereas primaries were conducted yesterday to Select their next generation of clueless and unintelligent governors.
I heard these states are the best in Africa because of our wonderful governors....

Osun
Ekiti
Oyo
Ogun
Ondo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Bottling Company Graduate Trainee Program 2018 by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Oct 01, 2018
Bolaji546:
that is what I want to know if people have been called
I think people like us are in the last batch....
Romance › Re: Ladies What Question Do You Hate Most When Chatting With Guys...!!! by Jokerman(m): 11:14am On Oct 01, 2018
Zieina:
It isn't wrong, it's rather inappropriate if asked over the phone or in a situation where food can't be prepared or sent over if she answers in the negative. Do you get it now?

P.S- That would be a pleasing question if asked by one's spouse. However, I don't like the idea of it from some guy.

This, here, is a better suggestion- "I'm eating roasted salad, would you care to join?"
Alright... nice explanation...
Romance › Re: Ladies What Question Do You Hate Most When Chatting With Guys...!!! by Jokerman(m): 10:36am On Oct 01, 2018
Zieina:
If I hadn't eaten, that would be because I wasn't hungry. Wouldn't need anyone to ask me that. To eat or not eat is a very personal thing. Besides, men should know asking this sort of question over the phone is the most childish thing to do.
So it's wrong for a guy to ask if you've eaten.... won't your hubby ask you that...?? or you'd prefer I coin it this way .. I'm eating roasted salad, would you care to join?
Romance › Re: What Drugs Can I Take To Me Boost My Sexual Performance by Jokerman(m): 10:27am On Oct 01, 2018
SilentListener:
thanks for your input sir, but i mean like drugs way go make me get erection.i wan use am dis night.
I don't use drugs though... I don't wanna kill my self confidence... buh if you insist, Viagra noni...
Romance › Re: What Drugs Can I Take To Me Boost My Sexual Performance by Jokerman(m): 10:10am On Oct 01, 2018
Eat more watermelon guy... eat dates and tiger nuts... and use pandoro fruit, to help you as well....
Politics › Re: Jeremiah Useni Wins PDP Governorship Primaries In Plateau State by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Oct 01, 2018
This one has lost already.... grin
Politics › Re: Rivers: Cole, Abe Emerge Winners As Explosions Rock APC Parallel Primaries by Jokerman(m): 8:52am On Oct 01, 2018
PassingShot:
Magnus Abe could be sanctioned by the party for conducting a different primary from what was approved by the national body.

Tonye Cole is APC's candidate in Rivers. The earlier Abe accepts him and work with him and Amaechi, the better for APC and himself.
What concerns you with SS election, oga??
Politics › Re: If Don't Want Ambode Because He Has Failed, Why Do You Want Buhari Back? by Jokerman(m): 6:38am On Oct 01, 2018
They are just devils..... many of them supporting Buhari, and are against Ambode..... Awon oloribu...
Politics › Re: APC Governorship Primary: Magnus Abe Declared Winner In Rivers by Jokerman(m): 6:32am On Oct 01, 2018
PassingShot:
Abe can't be the winner when his faction conducted a different primary from the indirect primary approved by the party.

Channels is a tool of the opposition.
Lol... so channels is now in opposition... grin
Politics › Re: Thousands Of Ambode Supporters Defy Party Leaders, Stage Political Rally On Ikor by Jokerman(m): 6:28am On Oct 01, 2018
Ambode baba..... Carry go... itesiwaju eko lawa fé
Politics › Re: Lagos APC; Sanwo-olu Reacts After Ambode's Allegations Against Him. Photos by Jokerman(m): 11:28pm On Sep 30, 2018
Olohunjedalo:
Oga shut up .
Ambode fumbled too . The earlier you accept that Ambode really fumbled . The better for you.
Why was Fashola not trashed by anyone like this ? That’s the question you should ask yourself .
His recent comments about Sanwoolu says so much about him more than the Sanwoolu sef.
Why are you not against Buhari that has done worsehuh
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Wins PDP Governorship Primaries In Abia State by Jokerman(m): 9:15pm On Sep 30, 2018
frankmoney:
He hasn't paid salaries yet his people will still vote for him
Just like what Happened in Osun state....
Politics › Re: Fayose Declares Udom Winner Of PDP Governorship Primaries In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:12pm On Sep 30, 2018
senatordave1:
To the looters you mean.nsima ekere is the next governor
What concerns you with AKS politics?? Won't you face your Lagos State ni??
Politics › Re: Fayose Declares Udom Winner Of PDP Governorship Primaries In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Sep 30, 2018
APC is a Yoruba party and hence it has no place in Akwaibom....
Politics › Re: Olamide Wants Ambode As Governor For Another Four Years by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2018
If you support Buhari, and do not support Ambode, don't you think you are a devil??
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bassam Adranly: 'My Ecounter With Jesus That Led Me To Repent' by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2018
LordReed:
Now you are just talking circles and not answering the question. Why didn't god leave us as spirit?
Because Man sinned.
Politics › Re: Chop Alone Die Alone Sorry Ambode by Jokerman(m): 12:15pm On Sep 30, 2018
divinelove:
Sharing money is not corruption it's the dividends of democracy. Sorry it's nigerian politics for u and that is what sanwo -olu will do. Only a novice like u will be surprised.
Sharing money for what?? Are you working with the governor?? Are you not receiving your wages are where you work??

Then why do we accuse Jonathan or Buhari for sharing money to their people, if you want to justify your own??
Politics › Re: Chop Alone Die Alone Sorry Ambode by Jokerman(m): 12:01pm On Sep 30, 2018
divinelove:
In politics you need the support of alot of people to succeed, it's not about being good or wise but about doing what the people wants including sharing some cash to foot soldiers.

Never in the history of Nigeria have I seen a Governor so rejected by everyone.

Sanwo-olu all the way, the incoming Governor of Lagos State.

Ambode should accept the Ministerial sit offer, forget second term and support the choosen candidate. Any attempt to decamp will mean political suicide.
Corrupt person... Let me hear you accuse Saraki or so again... ole
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bassam Adranly: 'My Ecounter With Jesus That Led Me To Repent' by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Sep 30, 2018
LordReed:
Which brings us back to why did he not leave us in a bodiless state? So we are spirits who don't feel suffering, acquire bodies that feel suffering then go back to not feeling suffering as spirits. How does this make sense?
Our first parents (Adam and Eve) lost the bodiless ( celestial) state when they erred in the garden of Eden bro, and when they lost it, they were exposed to all forms of sorrows (including death)... That's why Jesus came to restore it to mankind, and that can only happen if a man accepts him as his Lord and savior....
Politics › Re: Akinwunmi Ambode's Scorecard by Jokerman(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2018
My annoyance with him are...

1. Reversal of LAWMA without carrying out good feasibility studies, and now the repercussions na dirty everywhere....

2. Increment in LUC... this isn't fair...

3. Sacking of a pastor... that's another biblical Ahab( oko Jezebel) character....

Good...

1. He removed money and fraud from those local govt thieves....( I have an uncle who converted to Muslim just so he could become vice chairman) under Fashola, and he was eating money without doing nothing, until Ambode came and removed it from their mouths, and now they complain....

2. Improvement in inner city roads and drainages( Although he can do better)

However I expect Ambode to do better considering the revenue Lagos State makes... Fashola will always be my best...

I rate him 65%....
Crime › Re: Ugandan Man Commits Suicide After He Caught Wife Having Sex With Another Man (Gr by Jokerman(m): 11:46am On Sep 30, 2018
Lol... I know it's painful... buh he should have talked to someone about it, and maybe left the environment for a while.. Now the woman will have unhindered access, and the man will now face God...

Buh instead of cheating, why not just breakup or divorce?? Don't let people pass through stuff like these....
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bassam Adranly: 'My Ecounter With Jesus That Led Me To Repent' by Jokerman(m): 11:42am On Sep 30, 2018
LordReed:
You see your confusion? See your own words:



Now you've carried it to the afterlife so you don't have to deal with obvious fact that all men suffer and all men die. No Jesus excepts anybody anywhere.
In this world, Humans are bound to suffer, and even more during the tribulation of the Anti Christ....

However, suffering should stop when a man dies (soul still alive though), buh that can only be acheived if the person accepts Jesus, who makes the person escape....

Man was exposed to this suffering, when he disobeyed God
Politics › Re: Ambode Has Done Well, deserves Second Term - Osinbajo To Tinubu by Jokerman(m): 11:34am On Sep 30, 2018
To think that these guys..... deomelo, clicmarin, vedaxcool,sarkki, drabeey, modaft(modust) etc, are against Ambode, buh are all in the Buhari, who has performed a 1000 times lower than Ambode.... is a
something of a case study...
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bassam Adranly: 'My Ecounter With Jesus That Led Me To Repent' by Jokerman(m): 11:28am On Sep 30, 2018
LordReed:
So why are Christians still suffering and dying like every other person? Archbishop Benson Idahosa slumped and died, what is special about Christians?
This world doesn't really matter to christians. The acceptance of Christ is the hope of eternal life to live forever in the new earth that God has prepared for them, where they'd have celestial bodies and all these sorrow will be a thing to be remembered no more....
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bassam Adranly: 'My Ecounter With Jesus That Led Me To Repent' by Jokerman(m): 9:37am On Sep 30, 2018
LordReed:
Then why did God give us bodies? Why did he make a place we can feel suffering, pain and death when he could just as easily left us as spirits to be worshipping him? Is your god so wicked?
God didn't give us suffering... Man lost his glory... Now God has come to give us succour, which can only happen by accepting the Lord Jesus, who would make it possible....
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Ronaldo Chants Echoing Around The Bernabau During Goaless,madrid Derby by Jokerman(m): 7:33am On Sep 30, 2018
Some clowns say Ronaldo didnt allow Benzema and Bale to play....so what's stopping them from playing, scoring or even assistinghuh Madrid needs hazard, Neymar or Mbappe to replace Ronaldo.. Bale's not good enough to fill those boots

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