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Science/Technology › Re: Caption This Tree Supplying Electricity by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2018
xtophy1:
You are still wrong. The tree doesn't supply electricity. Its just like saying a socket supply electricity, that is technically wrong. A generator or a power plant (A.C) can only supply electricity
Lol... you must be a Telecom field engineer... grin.. however Batteries ( not a power plant) i.e inverters, sunlight radiations, wind etc supply electricity
Science/Technology › Re: Caption This Tree Supplying Electricity by Jokerman(m): 11:40am On Oct 10, 2018
xtophy1:
I don't know how ppl believe these kind of things... I'm an Electrical Engineer and I can say this is not scientifically possible. Its not even a direct current supply. Alternating current for that matterhuh
As an Engr, you should know nothing is impossible... if Engr had this mindset of yours, there would be no aeroplanes, no phones, no ultra jets, photocopying machines, and a lot more inventions...

As an Engr, you should know that you don't make fallacious assumptions, rather you take a look at a problem, and see how to make it work, or study why the stuff works....

Remember Electrons from 200 level bro, remember also electrostatic energy too....
Sports › Re: Once And For All... Who Is The Greatest Of All Time GOAT In Football??? by Jokerman(m): 8:53am On Oct 10, 2018
Greatest is not the same as best.....

Greatest 5

Pele
Maradona
Zidane
Ronaldo
Cristiano/Messi

Best ever 5

Maradona
Ronaldinho
Messi
Ronaldo
Zidane
Politics › Re: Atiku Has My Vote Even If He Is Doing Yahoo Yahoo - Facebook User by Jokerman(m): 8:33pm On Oct 09, 2018
See that Aboki calling himself Engineer... wey no sabi meaning of have and half, merge and marge... Choi... Nigeria see your life.... grin
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Harmless. Nigerians Must Be Educated by Jokerman(m): 8:11pm On Oct 09, 2018
trustyshoess:
Being a religious society, alcohol is frowned on. Is it banned though? No, because the government benefits from the tax money generated by alcohol sales despite the fact that it is literally poison and is the cause of many deaths every year, cigarettes as well.
Even though smoking and drinking are harmful and do actually kill people, they are still allowed to make the choice whether to drink/smoke or not. So why stop people from choosing who they want to sleep with when that doesn't hurt anyone? I don't get it
What's the benefits of homosexuality to a society??.. Nothing... just curses and God's anger...
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Harmless. Nigerians Must Be Educated by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Oct 09, 2018
trustyshoess:
Normality is a social construct and is therefore subject to change.
I don't think it is right but it's not my life and it's not hurting me or anyone else so why force people to conform and hide who they want to be just because we don't like it?
The society is guided by precepts... and it must be ashered to... Moreover, being a religious society, Homos are frowned on....
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Harmless. Nigerians Must Be Educated by Jokerman(m): 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2018
trustyshoess:
Typical olodo
Lol .... someone who support abnormality calling another person Olodo.... life Sha....
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Family Launches Campaign To Get Justice After Rape Allegation by Jokerman(m): 4:03pm On Oct 09, 2018
He raped you. anally without lubrication?? stupid liar
Politics › Re: What Has Happened To The Regular Presidential Media Chats Under Buhari? by Jokerman(m): 1:25pm On Oct 09, 2018
Lol.... you want Buhari to jam talk ni... Baba ye ma sun....
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Harmless. Nigerians Must Be Educated by Jokerman(m): 10:03am On Oct 09, 2018
trustyshoess:
Honestly I don't understand how someone else's choice of a sexual partner affects people So much. The world would be a better place if we all just mind our business.
Homosexuals are not in the top 1000 of Nigeria's problems, leave them alone
Lesbian... we've heard you...
Romance › Re: Gay Men Are Harmless. Nigerians Must Be Educated by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Oct 09, 2018
Bastard... lets us catch you toasting a man in public first..... Ode, you want to add the punishment of your gayish sin to the ones we are already suffering here ...

Gay man deserve no peace....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by Jokerman(m): 10:16pm On Oct 08, 2018
Okoyeblessing:
Some applicants were called and asked for their tribes...and that has been it, almost two months now,no news.
Lol...
Politics › Re: Those Who Said Buhari Is Too Old Have Now Voted A 72yrs Old Atiku As There Flag by Jokerman(m): 6:03pm On Oct 08, 2018
Clown... Donald Trump is above 70 too... he is performing better than young Obama did...
Sports › Re: The Document Cristiano Ronaldo Signed With Katheryn Mayorga by Jokerman(m): 12:49pm On Oct 08, 2018
And where in the documents showed that he raped her??

Did Ronaldo deny that he didn't settle her??

Ronaldo's exes include exes include Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and supermodel Irina Shayk. He also dated Gemma Atkinson, 33, a former Emmerdale and Hollyoaks star in 2009.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Adesiyan's APC Ticket Taken Away From Her by Jokerman(m): 11:25am On Oct 08, 2018
SAMBARRY:
Hanty oloyan before you proceed with your lamentations and pity party rants,go and ask onyeka onwenu what happened to her and why she wasn't chairmam of her lg.you better respect yourself and face your yorubawood because you are beginning to bite More than you can chew

You think is by big brez or fine girl or the babas you have sucked their wrinkled carrot. Continue wasting your money and time
Dumbass... are you saying she's not worthy of being a leader... because she's an actress, because she's a woman or what??
Arnold Schwarzenegger was what??

And hope you know she won squarely... so why take it from.her...

Nigeria is not yet ready for anything....
Romance › Re: I Have A Thing For Yoruba Girls They Are Beautiful. by Jokerman(m): 10:10am On Oct 08, 2018
NIGHTMAREOO7:
YORUBA gals loyal?
It depends on what u mean oh
Because those 2words yoruba and loyal cant go 2geda grin
lol...
Sports › Re: CR7 Controversy About The Woman He Raped by Jokerman(m): 7:47am On Oct 08, 2018
You see....

I also dug up about the woman, and found out that she a divorcee...

From the ordeal, one can easily decipher it wasn't a rape... nobody forced you to come to hotel, nobody forced you to enter room and jacuzzi....

All these women sef... now I know why Joseph ran in the Bible....
Romance › Re: Unpardonable Sin In Relationship/marriage by Jokerman(m): 7:36am On Oct 08, 2018
Cheating.

All other sins are like the biblical 70*7 times in a day forgiveness...

Buh cheating, no second chances
Romance › Re: I Have A Thing For Yoruba Girls They Are Beautiful. by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Oct 08, 2018
Yoruba girls are nice, and more loyal... they have good assets... however, I think Igbo girls are more intelligent in conversation....
Politics › Re: Why Atiku Must Pick This Person As VP If He Wants To Win by Jokerman(m): 6:57am On Oct 08, 2018
Yusuf54:
Even if Donal Duke should be his running Mate, He Still Can't Defeat Buhari. Buhari is a Monster in the North and South West
Shut it..... Buhari is no monster in the SW... stop spreading lies....
Politics › Re: The United States Denies Having Any Corruption Case Against Atiku by Jokerman(m): 6:23am On Oct 08, 2018
GavelSlam:
That's the story the corrupt people love to say.

Corruption is a malaise, a disease that causes all the strife a nation goes through.


As regards Yusuf Buhari's bike, I challenge you to provide the specification of the bike.

Heck, I'll go one better and tell us the colour of the bike.

You see, until you provide facts and not conjecture, honest, intelligent people would tell you to your face that you are lying.

Provide facts or you are simply a supporter of corruption.
We are not voting along corruption line since Buhari himself is a thief.... We are looking at other factors this election to come before we vote....
Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Foluke Adeboye's Marriage Advice by Jokerman(m): 9:07pm On Oct 07, 2018
jesuchristi:
People who are not spiritual want to give direction to God's people. The 5fold ministerial offices have been ordained by God to lead Christ's church, and not parents please.
Don't allow jokers who have no spiritual calling to deceive you.
Can you tell us where in the Bible, where priest's consent was sought to marry??
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ambode And Wife, Bolanle Worship At Deeper Life Church In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2018
deomelo:
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Typical ignorant and unintelligent ipob nonsense.


It's always about other people's land and never about your worthless ipob villages
Answer the question and stop beating around the bush.... Apart from Lagos, call any other state...
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ambode And Wife, Bolanle Worship At Deeper Life Church In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Oct 07, 2018
pgbo:
In what way??

How is your spiritual life self this one you dey judge
How am I judginghuh We all know what deeperlife use to stand for.... well things change...
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ambode And Wife, Bolanle Worship At Deeper Life Church In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 8:37pm On Oct 07, 2018
deomelo:
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lmao..

You ipobs want what's best for Nigeria while at the same time want the destruction of Nigeria?


Btw, you mean the ignorant and bigoted ipob ramblings in this thread = What's best for Nigeria?

What about your ipob states/. When was the last time you worried about them?


Oh, your ipob villages are perfect el dorado and you eath and brath the SW because you love and want what's best for the SW and not your backward and unproductive ipob villages...?




grin grin grin
Shut it... is there any reasonable development inSW states apart from gidi??
Politics › Re: Breaking: APC Supporter Calls Aisha Buhari Mumu by Jokerman(m): 7:21pm On Oct 07, 2018
Lol... passingshot is known for such.... nothing new
Politics › Re: 2019: Atiku Chooses Senator Bruce As Running Mate by Jokerman(m): 7:12pm On Oct 07, 2018
IbrahimDamola:
This fake Afonja, you don carry come again. We know your aim. grin
Wetin do your 'Alhaji Chinyere' monicker??
Romance › Re: Runs Girl Escapes Being Used For Ritual By Her Client Because Of This (snapshot) by Jokerman(m): 7:02pm On Oct 07, 2018
Nonsense... once she becomes a Christian, all those curses will be wiped away by the cleansing blood of Jesus...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester City (0 - 0) On 7th October 2018 by Jokerman(m): 5:21pm On Oct 07, 2018
Boring match....
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Ambode And Wife, Bolanle Worship At Deeper Life Church In Lagos by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Oct 07, 2018
Deeper life has started compromising....
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Wins The PDP Presidential Primaries Election by Jokerman(m): 12:51pm On Oct 07, 2018
PassingShot:
cheesy cheesy

A man who’s ally in the US, William Jefferson was jailed after being wiretapped discussing bribes for him and who has been banned from entering the US for multiple cases of money laundering is emerging the PDP’s candidate for 2019.


Let INEC just swear in PMB for his 2nd term already.
We are not voting along corruption line bro since Buhari is also a thief.... we are considering other factors for choosing the next president....

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