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Career › Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers... by Jokerman(m): 10:49am On Oct 15, 2018
ariesbull:
Nigerian engineers are daft ! Reading book and their society of engineers ...lifeless


No invention
No patent
No hands on experience

All books books...thank lord we have the Asians building our thing for us because we can't depend on Nigerian engineers and also we have the guys at Aba and Nnewi helping us out with their technical support

Hoping on Nigerian engineers would be detrimental
Hater .. how much grants does your government give to Engineers to enable them research and train/build themselves??
Career › Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers... by Jokerman(m): 8:14am On Oct 15, 2018
Blyzz:
Hello I'm Ochuko, the name itself should tell you the location I come from. If you really wish to know, PM me and i would tell you. I'm an ND mechanical engineering students. I've stop school and am not going to further my education here in Nigeria anymore. Too much of payment in sch, making sch difficult for people. Unlike the North where everything is easier. May while, I challenge all of the above persons & those below graduate of Mechanical engineering, that most of you don't even have clue about engines. Most of you guys didn't go through the sch, the sch go through most of you. If you're bold enough, quote me and let delibrate on engine problems and your best course ever. Thanks!
Sapele people with wahala.... why you dey do challenge for Engine bro... instead make we pray and work to make Nigeria better so that everyone go see his/her path, you wan challenge... na wa o... Only God know how you go do your apprentice if you get...

And Engineering is not about engines alone, even the self same mechanical engineering....
Career › Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers... by Jokerman(m): 8:08am On Oct 15, 2018
Can't say my name though..... grin

B.Eng Mechanical Engineering. Igbinedion University Okada
M.Eng Mechanical Engineering. University of Lagos...
HSE 1, 2 & 3

And I'm Atikulating and Obiligating.... grin
Romance › Re: Desperate Girls On Twitter Show Off Their Boobs, Competes Who Got The Biggest by Jokerman(m): 6:28am On Oct 15, 2018
Why do these breasts shack these gurlshuh?
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am Not Part Of Any Political Party, I Was Only Called To Mediate - Oyedepo by Jokerman(m): 2:07pm On Oct 14, 2018
Yoruba muslims are scared of Oyedepo....

Buh moreover Daddy Kumuyi, Bakare, Adeboye etc have all been seen with Buhari... why didn't Buhari lament??

E dey fear Oyedepo nihuh grin
Politics › Re: My Government Deserves Continuity – President Buhari by Jokerman(m): 1:41pm On Oct 14, 2018
No way... you are a failure... we expected much from you... Don't think many Nigerians are comfortable living in mediocrity....

If not because of tribalism, what will a professor like Osinbanjo be doing with you??

Baba werey, o ye ma tan ara reé
Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor’s Statement To President Buhari Not Politically Motivated–managemen by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On Oct 14, 2018
ct2:
the hatred ipob have for Buhari is going to make the afonjas vote for him massively , I don't know why igbo keep on fighting a lost battle. they have bribe them with vp ,they have forgotten biafra ,they think vote on Nairaland make some one win election
If you don't stop this tribalism, God will deal with you... suffering and smiling clown....
Politics › Re: Has Any Known Northern Politician Abused Atiku ? by Jokerman(m): 1:31pm On Oct 14, 2018
The truth is, everyone is tired of Buhari... the man is so dull, even Jonathan never had it this bad....

I have been saying it that a people from a particular region are the most tribalistic people in this country, buh people won't believe me....

They don't attend churches where the G.O is another tribe??
They don't live in other states ,the way other tribes do... and the worse is their states are shit holes...

Although my wife is from the tribe, I don't know whyi just love her so much....

Well, I believe the incoming president will unify and heal us again... Let's go back to what we once we're, and develop Nigeria for the better....
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Meets With Peter Obi And Atiku In Abuja (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 1:03pm On Oct 14, 2018
ModsWillKillNL:
You know them better.

All their wailing about Buhari is not about performance per se.
If they had just half of what Yorubas have in this administration, they would have been his staunchest supporters and loyalists.

I can't imagine how a whole tribe live and die for political appointments and positions.

Sometime ago, Yorubas didn't care about appointments. But their attitude is making us have a rethink.

If Buhari and Atiku exchanged VP, they won't waste time switching to Buhari and calling him their messiah.

Very pathetic and disgusting bunch!
c'mon shut it... you yeebos and yolobas are the problem of this country... 2 stupid tribes....
Politics › Re: Dead Innocent Umezulike Banned By Buhari From Traveling Outside Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 12:56pm On Oct 14, 2018
You will never see the hypocritical Nairaland heroine agent M here..... cry

However why does Buhari keep making this mistakes... shey won ti fi se baba yi ni.... grin
Politics › Re: If You Are A Yoruba And You Will Vote Atiku Get In Here by Jokerman(m): 9:44am On Oct 14, 2018
maynation:
I sure do.
Thanks for the question.
Takia
Okies....
Politics › Re: If You Are A Yoruba And You Will Vote Atiku Get In Here by Jokerman(m): 8:55am On Oct 14, 2018
maynation:
Yes, how may I help??
you have a bfhuh
Politics › Re: If You Are A Yoruba And You Will Vote Atiku Get In Here by Jokerman(m): 8:47am On Oct 14, 2018
maynation:
Yeah, it's my business.

My family and I will be voting Atiku/Obi come 2019 and an Igbo presidency come 2023 insha Allahu.
please are you really the one on that dphuh
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Psalm Works For You As A Christian? by Jokerman(m): 8:45am On Oct 14, 2018
Psalms 23; Psalms 91
Properties › Re: Enugu Govt Approves 50% Discount On Land Use Charges by Jokerman(m): 8:44am On Oct 14, 2018
The opposite of this news is one of the ills that removed Ambode from seat... He thought he was falling in line with Tinubu and going against the masses...

Good from Enugu ...
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Meets With Peter Obi And Atiku In Abuja (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:57pm On Oct 13, 2018
Some clowns now....

Sports › Re: "Lionel Messi Goes To Bathroom 20 Times Before A Match" - Diego Maradona by Jokerman(m): 9:19pm On Oct 13, 2018
henrixx:
won Olympics under 20. Four finals. Penaldo can never play in a world cup finals even on playstation.

That one that he won based on monkey dey work baboon dey chop na luck
How?? Ronaldo played all matches till the final... scored 3 goals and had 3 assists... sohuh he didn't work??
Travel › Re: Lusada, Igbesa Road, Ogun In Deplorable State (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 7:44pm On Oct 13, 2018
Olohunjedalo:
Shut up.
Not everyone will be like you that support any drug trafficker or criminal because he’s your tribesman. Because he’s Igbo !
So, go to hell!
Do you even know if the road is a federal Government road that was probably ignored by the useless and stupid Jonathan ?
I know there’s no way a good road will become like this in just 3 years !
So , the road was probably ignored by your hero .
Now tell us , why didn’t your hero do that road? Why? Why?
You clown!
Mtchww, nonsense!
So why has Osinbanjo not done anything about the road, seeing that he is also from Ogun state??
Politics › Re: Presidential Intelligence Report Busted: Aso Rock Targets Obj, Atiku, Others by Jokerman(m): 7:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
Olodo24:
when will OBJ die? the ugly monkey has tied Nigerian economy/politics to his chest so much.



he holds the key to our progress. he needs to go away
He will go after the clown Buhari is defeated...
Sports › Re: What Happened To The National Stadium In Abuja by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Oct 13, 2018
Dem dey use am for crusade and other events noni...
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifier - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Oct 13, 2018
Dinho20:
IGBOS ALWAYS MAKING NIGERIANS PROUD
mhen... una no dey tire... even for football.... grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifier - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Jokerman(m): 5:49pm On Oct 13, 2018
Beautiful... Beautiful... Beautiful...Nigeria
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifier - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Jokerman(m): 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2018
Ighalo don redeem himself 10%
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Libya: Africa Cup Of Nations Qualifier - 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Jokerman(m): 4:25pm On Oct 13, 2018
mhen Nigeria is blessed... see players wey we get...
Politics › Re: Why Are South East PDP Governors Yet To Congratulate Peter Obi? by Jokerman(m): 4:24pm On Oct 13, 2018
diebuhari1:
Is the account verified?
check it out bro...
Politics › Re: Why Are South East PDP Governors Yet To Congratulate Peter Obi? by Jokerman(m): 3:57pm On Oct 13, 2018
Bolustical:
A region with 5 states think they have a say in influencing national politics grin grin grin.

Of the five states, two are firmly in the hands of two different opposition parties grin grin grin

On the other sides Buhari has 13 (NW+SW) sure states for him.

It's a matter of time before una eyes go clear say ATIKULOOTING isn't gonna smell Aso Rock again.
Hope you know the SS is voting Peter Obi??
Politics › Re: Why Are South East PDP Governors Yet To Congratulate Peter Obi? by Jokerman(m): 3:53pm On Oct 13, 2018
Are you ok?? Obiano has congratulated him on Twitter...
Politics › Re: Buhari Bans 50 High-profile Nigerians From Travelling by Jokerman(m): 3:43pm On Oct 13, 2018
if his wife, Tinubu etc aren't amongst... then this is a joke....
Politics › Re: Vice President Yemi Osinbajo: With Love From North, South, East And West. by Jokerman(m): 3:11pm On Oct 13, 2018
deomelo:
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https://i0.wp.com/www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Osinbajo-visits-Silicon-Valley-2.jpg
Lol... demdem... chai... grin... so you can't answer a simple question... hahahaha

Politics › Re: Vice President Yemi Osinbajo: With Love From North, South, East And West. by Jokerman(m): 3:08pm On Oct 13, 2018
deomelo:
I see all the athiefKULLATED ipobs crying and throwing tantrums already, this is not about you, you are better off starting your own thread to post pictures and discuss your ipob village VP if you really love him and are PASSIONATE his candidacy.
Answer the question Demdem.. . is Peter Obi not worthy to be a VP??

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