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Sports › Re: Ronaldo Or Messi, Who Has Had Better Team Players?? by Jokerman(op): 11:30pm On Sep 04, 2018
KNIGHTBlaed:
Oga, you for just say you wan praise Ronaldo na... You opened a thread and na you begin to complain... As much as I love Ronaldo, his game has changed to only scoring goals and nothing else, the assists you are shouting sef are not what you would want to call special (person stay inside box and recieve ball and pass, otan)... Assist pass assist abeg, but never you compare Ronaldo to the greats we have had in football. Ronaldo is only lucky to play against these wack players we have today.. The same as Messi but Messi na Messi (everybody knows what he can do on a good day).

See as you dey call Raul and Eto like say na Kane or Lukaku them be... At their peaks Ronaldo no near any of them, if peak Eto plays against the yeye players of these days, he too will win at least 4 Ballon d 'or.
When Ronaldo won his first BallonDo'r, wasn't Etoo still in Barca??

So you want to compare Etoo to Ronaldo now... you Messi fans are clowns... Ronaldo use 9 years shatter all Madrid statistics, and you compare Raul to him...

Well, I no blame you Sha... you never still tell us wetin Messi take better pass Ronaldo...

Tell us between both, who has played with better players....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Sep 04, 2018
Cowbuhari:
From the above criteria it's safe to say Andres Iniesta should be ranked more than cr7 in football history!!

Ryan giggs and totti are two football greats anyday anytime
And Iniesta would also be ranked more than Messi as well....

Giggs and Totti are greats.. yes.. buh not in contention for greatest ever(s)....
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Or Messi, Who Has Had Better Team Players?? by Jokerman(op): 8:57pm On Sep 04, 2018
Jokerman:
Huh... Ronaldo doesn't assists ke??

Since the history and foundation of Real Madrid, who is Real Madrid highest assists holder?? both in league, UCL and other competitions??

Ronaldo wait for tapins?? Ronaldo has scored 450 official goals better than Raul with over a hundred goal difference, and from those goals Modric and Kroos assisted on 28 of those goals. What does that tell you?? Even the Marcelo you guys call has just 65 assists total in his Madrid career... and how many do you think he would have assisted Ronaldo??

Some fools even say Ronaldo doesn't allow bale play, buh they forgot Messi didn't allow Neymar, David Villa, Sanchez even the great Henry play enough, look at Paco Alcacer? and if you ask them why, they will say how can you bench Messi for them, so they expect Ronaldo to be bench for bale??

Imagine the double speak....
huh.... lemme Google first... how can Ronaldo have more assist than Zidane, Di Stefano, Beckham, guti...

I don't believe all these lies....
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Or Messi, Who Has Had Better Team Players?? by Jokerman(op): 8:46pm On Sep 04, 2018
obonujoker:
Lol... from what I'm seeing here, Messi has had the better players na...

The thing is that Ronaldo doesn't assist, he only scores goals unlike Messi.... who does both, and he only waits for tapin from his team mates....

Buh from what I'm seeing here, Messi also benefited from having world class team mates, which are clearly better than those of Ronaldo... imagine comparing Etoo with Nani, or Anderson with Deco.... lol...

However both Ronaldo and Messi are legends... both have different playing style....
Huh... Ronaldo doesn't assists ke??

Since the history and foundation of Real Madrid, who is Real Madrid highest assists holder?? both in league, UCL and other competitions??

Ronaldo wait for tapins?? Ronaldo has scored 450 official goals better than Raul with over a hundred goal difference, and from those goals Modric and Kroos assisted on 28 of those goals. What does that tell you?? Even the Marcelo you guys call has just 65 assists total in his Madrid career... and how many do you think he would have assisted Ronaldo??

Some fools even say Ronaldo doesn't allow bale play, buh they forgot Messi didn't allow Neymar, David Villa, Sanchez even the great Henry play enough, look at Paco Alcacer? and if you ask them why, they will say how can you bench Messi for them, so they expect Ronaldo to be bench for bale??

Imagine the double speak....
Sports › Ronaldo Or Messi, Who Has Had Better Team Players?? by Jokerman(op): 8:27pm On Sep 04, 2018
Actually I write this to compare between these two greats, as to who has had a better team... Let's start with CR7...

1. CR7
team..... Man Utd

Notable teammates (top 7)
Scholes
Carrick
Anderson
Nani
Rooney
Giggs
Evra

Portugal

Nani
Moutinho
Quaresma
Eder
Pepe

Real Madrid
Ozil
Modric
Marcelo
Bale
Ramos

Now let's look at Messi...

Argentina...
Tevez
Di Maria
Aguero
Higuain
Mascherano

Now I'm gonno divide Barcelona into two eras

1st era.....

Ronaldinho
Deco
Thiery Henry
Etoo
Puyol

2nd era....
Xavi
Iniesta
Neymar
Suarez
Dani alvez..

So from the players that I have listed above, who would you pick that has had the better team mates for both club and country??

If you say Ronaldo, then you must accept that Modric is better than Ronaldinho, Xavi, Deco and Iniesta....

Mod: let's settle this....
Politics › Re: Ronke Ajayi Vows To Sell All Her Properties To Buy Buhari's Nomination Form by Jokerman(m): 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2018
Sleeper agent... using stealth and thievery methods to sway voters... Who in his right mind would do such thing...huh

It seems APC has enlisted the services of the MI6, these are their techniques... keep saying such things so it registers on unsuspecting masses pysche...
Sports › Re: Leo Messi: Real Madrid Weaker Without Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 6:53pm On Sep 04, 2018
ObaKlaz:
On current form - YES.
Lol... I was talking of those years you accused Ronaldo of not allowing bale to play...
Sports › Re: Leo Messi: Real Madrid Weaker Without Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 5:27pm On Sep 04, 2018
ObaKlaz:
I'm glad someone else sees this too. The team is in sparkling form! I'm most happy for Bale especially, dude was on the verge of leaving.
So bale is better than Ronaldo now abi??
Sports › Re: Top 10 Reasons Messi Should Have Been Nominated For FIFA Men's Best Top 3finali by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Sep 04, 2018
Lol... as a Barca fan right now....

Sports › Re: Fans React Angrily After Lionel Messi Got Snubbed From FIFA's The Best Award by Jokerman(m): 8:36am On Sep 04, 2018
Mcquine:
Are you sure that's not you and Ronaldo fans?

Because only those obsessed with physic can think Ronaldo comes close to Messi.

if you really know football you can't embarrass yourself this way.

Now let me ask you what wing does Ronaldo play for Madrid?

from 1-11 pick your answer.

You can google it if you want cos I'm sure you don't even know.

You just join the crowd and open your mouth and air the word "Ronaldo better than Messi "

Sorry for your likes.
So Ronaldo doesn't come close to Messi?? What does Messi do that Ronaldo can't??
Sports › Re: Fans React Angrily After Lionel Messi Got Snubbed From FIFA's The Best Award by Jokerman(m): 5:49am On Sep 04, 2018
ahmEenu:
WHAT DID RONALDO DO FOR HIS COUNTRY? WHY DID SALAH AND MODRIC DO FOR THIER RESPECTIVE COUNTRIES? GRIEZEMAN, POGBA AND MBAPE WON THE WORLD CUP, WHY ARE THEY NOT IN THE LIST? IF U REALLY UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL GIVE ME GOOD ANSWERS
Ronaldo's performance against Spain is bigger than all Messi world cup career....
TV/Movies › Re: Laughed When I Heard This : Thanos Vs Supes by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On Sep 03, 2018
Marvel fans are deluded plastic fans just as Messi fans....

Supes will tear Thanos to bit... Thanos ke..
Sports › Re: Salah, Ronaldo, Bale, Messi Nominated For 2018 FIFA Pukas Award by Jokerman(m): 8:31pm On Sep 03, 2018
Another award for Ronaldo.... grin

As a Barca fan though.....

Sports › Re: Fans React Angrily After Lionel Messi Got Snubbed From FIFA's The Best Award by Jokerman(m): 6:46pm On Sep 03, 2018
Lol... at least Messi carried 4th....

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2018
Cowbuhari:
Sorry can you give me your criteria for list listing diz greats!
Are you considering putting Totti or Giggs in the league of Messi, Ronaldinho, maradona and co??

My criteria...
Club and National honours
Club and National trophies
Club and National significance during dominant or when a trophy is being or is won...
Club and National records and Legacies...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Sep 03, 2018
ClintonNzedimma:
What I am saying Pele was a one club player till he went to the USA at the twilight of his career
Pele was a phenomenon in Brazil shirt... can you say same of Messi... oh.... Olympics and youth... grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 4:58pm On Sep 03, 2018
Cowbuhari:
Ryan and totti ain't a football great? All this indomie generation children ehhh
lol.. they were great players buh not considered greatest....

When we talk of greatest i.e Pele, Maradona, Zidane, CR7, Messi, Delima, Dinho, Cryuff... u get??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo & Georgina Rodriguez Fall Asleep On A Yacht by Jokerman(m): 4:27pm On Sep 03, 2018
Person dey flex himself, others they carry him matter put for her.... Who God has blessed though....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On Sep 03, 2018
ClintonNzedimma:
Iniesta is playing in Japan... it's similar to Pele's issue
Is Iniesta being considered as one of the greatest players ever...

Pele has stats o
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 3:01pm On Sep 03, 2018
ClintonNzedimma:
Pele only played for Santos....dont be silly
Pele played in USA... moreover in Brazil shirt, he won three world cups....
Sports › Re: FIFA Releases 3-Man Shortlist For Best Player, Lionel Messi Excluded by Jokerman(m): 2:53pm On Sep 03, 2018
TimeManager:
You didn't even come close to sense.. How will a Ronaldo who couldn't win Europe best, scoop home the World's best.. The voters don't think like Ronaldo fans, you know.

kiss the truth!
Lol.. see you.. in 2008.. Delima lost the world cup and won UEFA best same as Modric and Iniesta, buh who won the best player award in the world those years... Zidane, Messi and now it's Ronaldo again..
Sports › Re: FIFA Releases 3-Man Shortlist For Best Player, Lionel Messi Excluded by Jokerman(m): 2:41pm On Sep 03, 2018
Ronaldo for Puskas award... and FIFA best player... grin

Ronaldo I Love you... You keep proving yourself everywhere....

You proved yourself at man utd, at Madrid, in Portugal shirt... I know you'd still prove yourself at Juve..

A man with about 680 career goals and 220 assists in professional football...

God bless you sir ..as you become the first player to win 6 BallonDo'r s....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 2:30pm On Sep 03, 2018
IntrovertedK:
lol.. Since you are a zombie type of fan, then bye. We are talking personal achievements, he is still talking trophy, so because benny mccarty won the uefa champions league with porto, that means he is world best player? Or because pinto won few trophies with barcelona without even participating makes him the world best goalkeeper? And since it is the matter of wether you like it or not. I see you don't even know the meaning of legend self.
Lol.... I don't need to tell you Ronaldo stats and acheivements..... y'all ready know....

one thing though all players who want to be considered greatest (not great) never acheived all in one club...
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 2:05pm On Sep 03, 2018
IntrovertedK:
lol.. Portugal legend? Indeed. The only thing headnaldo has more than Messi in europe is goals courtesy of Euro which messi don't partake in. Messi becomes the greatest footballer in the history of european club football with 5 european golden boot despite being from America. Yet the european penaldo is still frustrated thinking how he'd meet the record. And Messi has no record outside Barcelona? Lol, your moniker says it all. I never knew all the personal achievements he earned playing for Argentina are not counted. All the new records he sets in Argentina, copa are not counted. And mind you, Penaldo is no Man utd legend.
lol... Whether you like it or not, Ronaldo is a man utd, real Madrid, soon-to-be Juve legend, Portugal, European and world legend.. .

Messi is just a Barcelona legend bro... what senior trophy does he have for Argentina...
Sports › Re: Was Messi's Penalty Gesture Towards Suarez Benevolence Or Show Off? By Soibi Ran by Jokerman(m): 1:46pm On Sep 03, 2018
Nbote:
Dis Soibi guy is clearly a Ronaldo fanboy and a Messi hater... Initially I thought his piece on Ronaldo's UEFA player of d year snub was jus an honest analysis but dis ryt here shows his disgusting biased mindset... Messi has always been a selfless player which is why he improves those around him and which is why he's d better than Ronaldo. For Ronaldo it has always been about individual glory whether d team fails or not. Dis isn't d first tym he's giving away penalty duties... Suarez hasn't been having best of games up front and how best to get his confidence boosted than buy making sure he's scoring goals... Aubameyang did same for Lacazette last season at arsenal.
Who did Messi improve??
Sports › Re: Was Messi's Penalty Gesture Towards Suarez Benevolence Or Show Off? By Soibi Ran by Jokerman(m): 1:14pm On Sep 03, 2018
Nbote:
Dis Soibi guy is clearly a Ronaldo fanboy and a Messi hater... Initially I thought his piece on Ronaldo's UEFA player of d year snub was jus an honest analysis but dis ryt here shows his disgusting biased mindset... Messi has always been a selfless player which is why he improves those around him and which is why he's d better than Ronaldo. For Ronaldo it has always been about individual glory whether d team fails or not. Dis isn't d first tym he's giving away penalty duties... Suarez hasn't been having best of games up front and how best to get his confidence boosted than buy making sure he's scoring goals... Aubameyang did same for Lacazette last season at arsenal.
Who did Messi improve??
Sports › Re: FIFA Releases 3-Man Shortlist For Best Player, Lionel Messi Excluded by Jokerman(m): 1:12pm On Sep 03, 2018
Lol... the so called goat.... grin
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 12:25pm On Sep 03, 2018
rozayx5:
Nonsense messi should go to Germany and win what?


You people just start arguments that have no head

Messi does not owe his haters any explanation

He is already a legend. Toyed with legendary pl teams in their prime
So Ronaldo that is already a legend, as explanation for you abi??
Sports › Re: Christiano Ronaldo Continues His Goaless Streak As Juventus Defeated Parma by Jokerman(m): 12:13pm On Sep 03, 2018
andrew444:
Stop embarrassing your self as a football fan

Messi killed Suarez career ? Are you kidding me?

They play in the same wing right ? Messi that is supposed to score a hatrick yesterday and he gave Suarez the last penalty for them to share 2 goals each in the 8-2 win,Suarez has been scoring more than 20 goals all season,Suarez is the only player to outscore Messi and Ronaldo to the European golden shoe.

As for alcacer,he is the backup striker to Suarez and doesn't play the same wing with Messi

It's better you keep your mouth shut if you know nothing about football
But you said Ronaldo spoilt bale and benzema career na, as if they played on the same wing....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Sep 03, 2018
samisj4real:
You don't watch Laliga more to talk of Barcelona, if you would have, you won't ask this kinda question
Oga answer the question, what can Messi do that Ronaldo can't??
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr Scores Four Goals On His Debut For Juventus by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Sep 03, 2018
IntrovertedK:
lol. Messi wll be remembered a legend. A barcelona legend at that oga. Probably gonna become the president of the club someday. If not that you lots brain are paining you, a club so much love a player that they give him the authority to choose which player is needed at the club and which are not needed. Whichever player he choosed is who the club go for and whoever he rejects, the club reject, they so much love him that if he ask for increament today, they'd surely perfect it yet you mumu penaldo zombie wants him to turn an ingrate and leave the club that sees him as god. Your penaldo would have probably have 7 goals by now if only Madrid increased his salary. Messi won't be the first to play for only one club in his playing career. Lots of great player did. You people should be worried about the humiliation your gbereje world best is facing at the moment. 4 games, no single goal because Marcelo and Lucas are not around to do all the crossing and no child play for top scorer like Madzukic to start falling in the box so the overated worst world best in the history of football can take the penalty he came to life to play. Messi couldn't suceed outside Barcelona, yet he broke Batistuta Argentina goal record and he is the present holder, Copa America highest goal record, Gold, FIFA 2nd runner up w(world cup) and FIFA best player of the tournament playing for Argentina, your headnaldo doesn't even know what they do in FIFA semi final not to talk of final and it's not he has any record or win anything tangible with Portugal except the EURO, Portugal won without him. Sit down there, let the media be helping you to praise your Penaldo and let them keep comparing him to Messi while they compare the real G.O.A.T to Pele and Maradona. Kikikikikikikikikiki
Pele and maradona never played for one club Oga... Messi has no record outside bitchlona... and you are funny Sha... comparing a world, European, man utd, real Madrid and Portugal legend to a Barcelona legend... you no try at all....
Sports › Re: Christiano Ronaldo Continues His Goaless Streak As Juventus Defeated Parma by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Sep 02, 2018
Humchi:
when last did you watch barca's game?

Anybody who had watch barca's game, has seen how suarez wastes ball given to him. You pained penaldo fan should stop irrelevance blame on messi



you mean barca should remove messi and put the guy in place of messi? Is this what you mean or I don't really get what you are saying?



you don't mean it.
You haven't still explain how messi does that. Destroying his teammates career, You haven't say anything.

You are so pained.

I hope you took paracetamol today?
Buh you the same guy said Ronaldo killed Benzema and Bale's career.... why not apply the same logic you applied to Messihuh

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