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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Host West African First Ladies by Jokerman(m): 12:46pm On Feb 14, 2017
Another avenue to look.... kitchen cabinet must wack!!! e dey tey wey Sarkki and co chop jellof rice now.
Politics › Re: Ex-air Force Chief, Umar, Diverted N13.3bn In 2 Yrs by Jokerman(m): 12:03pm On Feb 14, 2017
Another Hausa man....
Politics › Re: The Sad Reality And Hypocricy Of Our Brothers From The Other Side Of The Divide by Jokerman(m): 11:58am On Feb 14, 2017
Keegan:
Thank you OP.
Their true colors are now shinning through, there's no place for them to hide again.
These people cannot flourish where there's no corruption. They had it so cheap and easy during the IB regime.
Thanks for the social media, they have been exposed day by day.
All the thieves being paraded by EFCC, aren't they mostly northerners??
Politics › Re: Buhari: Forces In APC, PDP Trying To Remove President – Northern Group by Jokerman(m): 11:54am On Feb 14, 2017
OnankpaBa:
Mumu, GEJ your hero put us into this mess
And Buhari, baba jibiti can't pull us out...?? can't you see Buhari is an incompetent buffoon like Jonathan??
Politics › Re: It’s Clear Sign That PDP Will Win In 2019 – Jonathan by Jokerman(m): 11:47am On Feb 14, 2017
LordofNairaland:
A man who has shown a willingness to fight corruption is the biggest mistakehuh Nawa for una o. How can this country ever get it right if no one confronts this monster called corruption. How can there be uninterrupted power supply, good roads, sound graduates, competent man power, etc, when corruption has eaten deep into the fabric of our nation? How can we have more good doctors, responsible lecturers, the best universities in the world when corruption is the order of the day? How can we have an efficient police force when corruption has destroyed our forces and the only thing most of them know how to do is collect bribe? Even those who want to stand out will get abused and called names. How can we get it right when civil servants collect bribes to falsify documents to the detriment of the country?

Let me tell you, nothing good can happen in this country except we fight corruption first. How much has been spent on the power sector? Billions and billions of naira without results. You don't need to spend that much in China to get results because no one will even think to steal money meant for infrastructures. In China, Corruption is an abomination but in Nigeria, it is a way of life.
You mean a man that couldn't treat himself in his country he destroyed with his fellow thieves, buh running to another country to treat himself??

Is such a man not clueless and his predecessors??
Politics › Re: Pump Price Increase Likely As Landing Cost Of Petrol ‘rises Above’ N145 by Jokerman(m): 11:41am On Feb 14, 2017
Stupid government always suffering the masses
Politics › Re: 10 Cities With The Best Road Infrastructure In Nigeria-opinion by Jokerman(m): 11:35am On Feb 14, 2017
ritababe:
lol, our government no they try joor, na only ring road fine for our side.
I'd pick New Benin ahead of Ring road.....
Politics › Re: 10 Cities With The Best Road Infrastructure In Nigeria-opinion by Jokerman(m): 11:34am On Feb 14, 2017
akoko11:
Yes our states governors mess up, but this kind of federal system of government doesn't favour us, let every state control their resources and pay percentage to d central government, not this unitary system of govt whereby d central share d wealth of few states to all d states of d federation n keep d lion share to herself.

We need fiscal federalism or Niger Delta Republic simple.
Of cos I m with you on this... that's why our leaders are at fault... dey don't want the best for us... they should have clamored for this long ago buh becos of theft and pillaging they refuse...
Politics › Re: It’s Clear Sign That PDP Will Win In 2019 – Jonathan by Jokerman(m): 8:42am On Feb 14, 2017
Its this stupid APC and their failed sickling that's giving PDP mouth....
Politics › Re: The Sad Reality And Hypocricy Of Our Brothers From The Other Side Of The Divide by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Feb 14, 2017
lol...
Politics › Re: 10 Cities With The Best Road Infrastructure In Nigeria-opinion by Jokerman(m): 8:36am On Feb 14, 2017
akoko11:
All these roads are constructed using oil money, yet all the nigerdeltas ststes could not make d list.

We need true fiscal federalism or give us Niger Delta Republic
U better hold your foolish governors
Travel › Re: Lagos Appoves New LAGBUS Fares, Unveils New Price List by Jokerman(m): 8:24am On Feb 14, 2017
GMBuhari:
Discos is private owned thanks to GEJ and padi padi business


Lagos is state owned the profit goes to loan servicing and you don't board bus you don't have to pay unlike discos or whatever
I hear you... keep attributing everything to politics..... Yeah discos don't service loans too...
Travel › Re: Lagos Appoves New LAGBUS Fares, Unveils New Price List by Jokerman(m): 10:51pm On Feb 13, 2017
GMBuhari:
You chop from Awon oloriburuku

You study, live , work with Awon oloriburuku, what does that make you?


The bus was probably financed by loans or something and needs to be paid on time, what other way to service the debt if not through increased tariff?


Or you would rather continue riding your back breaking, headache giving condemned Nigerian 5th person used buses?
Buh if Discos do the same thing you will call them thieves....
Politics › Re: Read How Edo State Is Emerging The New Japan Of Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 8:12pm On Feb 13, 2017
Cursed state
Travel › Re: Lagos Appoves New LAGBUS Fares, Unveils New Price List by Jokerman(m): 8:04pm On Feb 13, 2017
Stupid thieves called government.... Always looking for ways to siphon money from the masses.... Awon oloriburuku!!
Christianity Etc › Re: "Women Who Wear Trousers, Eyelashes Are Sinners" - Pastor Lazarus Muoka by Jokerman(m): 8:31am On Feb 13, 2017
MercyMercy:
I used to think same too but not anymore! The Gospel has taken over. ALL MY SINS ARE FORGIVEN(PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE). #ChristHasPaidItAll
Like he paid for Judas or like Ananias and sapphirah
Romance › Re: Fvck Boys Association - Induction Thread by Jokerman(m): 11:06am On Feb 11, 2017
Bumbae1:
Baby u garrit wink
Your dp isn't clear....
Politics › Re: $20bn NNPC Fraud: EFCC Discovers Diezani's $37.5m Lagos Mansion.. by Jokerman(m): 10:22am On Feb 11, 2017
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Be sensible... dis is not about Wailers or Zombies... do you know much ds bastards are stealing... or do you u think your foolish Buhari is not amongst them.... No wonder he is using kid gloves on this thieves....
I m so angry right now with all these thievery....
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Commissions Bayelsa Heliport (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:50pm On Feb 10, 2017
yarimo:
And one of Bayelsa state indigene was one time president of Nigeria, and didn't commissioned even one single tyre of a car in Bayelsa state . Kudos to osinbajo the active and action vice-president since 2007, carry on sir grin
Abi naw.... he should have followed Obj example who commissioned a jet in Ogun state after 8 years...
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Commissions Bayelsa Heliport (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 10:48pm On Feb 10, 2017
soberdrunk:
Its very annoying to know that a man from that state was president for "5 years" yet they didnt build an "airport, instead they are launching an "heliport' in 2017 under a new administration...... angry angry
Yes if only Jonathan knew Obj built in Ogun state after 8 years...
Romance › Re: She Usually Delete Him Off Her Bbm,never Knew He Will Eventually Be Her Husband by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On Feb 10, 2017
Xiadnat:
This is a guy who knew what he wanted and was brave enough to "pursue" despite seemingly 'rejections' from the lady.

It says a lot about her/his character. I think she knew what she was doing. And she categorically have something substantial to say about husband's character. And, he can also have some respect for her virtue--of not being too "easy to catch".

IF you look at her behavior that way, you will appreciate the "value" of what she was doing. They say good things in life don't come easy--otherwise you take it for granted. She values herself enough, and he saw that value and fought for it.

I would have done the same thing she did over and over....till the guy wins me over hands down beyond a shadow of doubt.

That's how it should be. NO rubbish, no games. Afterall, if you had a dream for your life, you wouldn't dare stop after failures or rejections, would you? Now why would you not take the same idea to finding a life partner?

Food for thought.
Who has time for this bullshit??
Politics › Re: Have You Noticed The Calmness In Nigeria With Osibanjo As Acting President?photo by Jokerman(m): 7:32pm On Feb 10, 2017
Osibanjo is a better person now... no evil or immoral thoughts in his mind...
Politics › Re: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 6:21pm On Feb 10, 2017
Arielle:
You sound quite daft. Sorry.
lol.... I know..... wat else ma??
Politics › Re: Recovered Dollars: APC And Propaganda: Wailers Lets Analyse The Fake Pictures by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Feb 10, 2017
buh how ds Yakubu pack all these money like these wen he knows he isn't as smart as ibb, obj, gej, buhari, tinubu et all....

No pity for this clueless thief....
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Receives Rousing Welcome In Bayelsa by Jokerman(m): 5:05pm On Feb 10, 2017
When you meet a good man you will know... let that one just resign and handover to this man, and you'd see changes...
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 7 New Army Recruits, Abducts Female Soldier In Fresh Attack by Jokerman(m): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2017
SpecialAdviser:
May the female soldier return safely. It will never be well with Northerners for creating Boko Haram.

May cursed be their leaders for always instigating violence for political reason.

And may the blood of all the matryed Christians and Muslims killed in d course of these continue to chase them until they know no peace.

Northern leaders are vampires
Amen...
Politics › Re: I Am Something, I Will Vote For BUHARI in 2019, What Am I? by Jokerman(m): 5:00pm On Feb 10, 2017
An evil thieving masterminded tribalist like him
Politics › Re: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:57pm On Feb 10, 2017
omenkaLives:
That is because their oga at the top assured them that stealing is not corruption.
Yes just like what northern thieves like Ibb, abdulsalaam, abacha, buhari told their followers as well...
Politics › Re: Cash Recovered From Andrew Yakubu's Bunker In Kaduna By EFCC (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2017
Northerners coming here to castigate GEJ wen it was a northerner DAT was found with such thievery .....

We can see now that northerners are the greatest thieves this country has ever seen...

Check these names ..

Andrew yakubu
Burutai
Dambazua
Abba kyari
Buhari
Ndimi
IBB
Abacha...

Please point out any southerner that has stolen has those above names...

On the other side since GEJ was the president then, we can safely say the head of a thief is a thief...just like wat Buhari is, though worse than GEJ being more clueless, bigger thief and fraud...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Estate marketers Needed! by Jokerman(m): 4:14pm On Feb 10, 2017
Does this job require experience or what are its requirements??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Open Letter Of A Working Graduate To His Jobless Past by Jokerman(m): 3:30pm On Feb 10, 2017
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Thanks bro
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Open Letter Of A Working Graduate To His Jobless Past by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Feb 10, 2017
I love this write up... however I think God is of most importance....

During NYSC, I went for HSSE skills, yet I haven't secured anything from it... I have even forgotten most of the things I learned...

Right now..
I am learning AutoCAD, Mathlab and I m trying to improve on my Ms office skills especially excel....

I also have some maintenance skills, yet no company wants to take someone in even if its an unpaid training, to just sharpen one skills and knowledge...

Thank God for I was able to secure MSC, and bet9ja which helps with little cash too..

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