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Crime › Re: Kidnappers Of Turkish School Students & Staff Reject N7.2m Ransom by Jokerman(m): 1:48pm On Jan 21, 2017
What is Buhari doing, that these armed men are still holding hostages??

Doesn't Buhari care??

Wat a wicked evil man....
TV/Movies › Re: Top 100 Movies Of All Time (world Wide Gross) by Jokerman(m): 12:31pm On Jan 21, 2017
correctguy101:
Chai, baba don suffer, u think say I never try? Na all those sankara sites I dey see na, or u want make I go download virus? even some ebooks to download sef na war.
Putlocker.is
Foreign Affairs › Re: The White House’s LGBT Rights Page Has Disappeared by Jokerman(m): 12:21pm On Jan 21, 2017
Lennycool:
Alan Turing: Professor of mathematics at Manchester university in the 1940's joined a secret military project to decipher the German enigma code during world war II. There he invented Victory a relatively advanced computer dedicated to breaking the codes, he's credited as being the single most important factor that won Britain the war and saved the free world.
His invention saved millions of lives. Alan Turing was a homosexual and an atheist. He is also widely known as the father of computing.
Have ya heard of Charles Barbage
Politics › Re: Nationwide Fasting And Prayers Declared As Buhari’s Health Worsens by Jokerman(m): 12:12pm On Jan 21, 2017
Hausa dey fear make Yorubad no take over power.....

If its God's, Osibanjo (not that I like him anyway) will take over power, and things will change a bit for the better... selah!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Forget Re-election In 2019 If You Don’t Repent–Bishop Odutemu Tells Buhari,Other by Jokerman(m): 11:57am On Jan 21, 2017
Lol.... well Buhari is a sinner... so he needs to repent...

Killing of unharmed protesters
Bombing of poor IDP souls
Supporting corrupt acts
Lying against the constitution
Disappointing many children of God...
Politics › Re: ikorodu city gdp is higher than onitsha by Jokerman(m): 3:03pm On Jan 20, 2017
Ikorodu is not a city... its a town...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jammeh Begs To Stay In His Village As ECOWAS Troop Storms Gambia by Jokerman(m): 10:20am On Jan 20, 2017
What the idiot should have negotiated for before getting this messier....

Werey futile man... angry
Politics › Re: Presidency reacts to why pres. Buhari was not invited to Donald Trump's inaugura by Jokerman(m): 9:30am On Jan 20, 2017
Toks2008:
Jokerman can you remember this?

Jokerman :
"Huh....??
I am no fan of Buhari, buh it shouldn't be so....
He is the president for crying out loud... well except he really actually funded Hilary's election with that $500 mil he was accused of...
Well, more grace to GEJ..."

Then I wrote this
"Wait for at least 1 week before you believe any media news."
I do now... grin
Politics › Re: El-zakzaky's Wife Not In Detention, Keeping Her Husband's Company — Presidency by Jokerman(m): 11:26pm On Jan 19, 2017
JohnXcel:
You think Buhari is the one holding him...let me tell you something, GOD is the one holding El-zakzaky through Buhari.
Which God?? or you mean Allah??

Moreover why did Buhari go to beg him for votes during elections??
Politics › Re: El-zakzaky's Wife Not In Detention, Keeping Her Husband's Company — Presidency by Jokerman(m): 10:41pm On Jan 19, 2017
JohnXcel:
That man cannot be released.

Another Maitatsine/Boko Haram must not arise.

God bless Nigeria...
Because Buhari will be president forever abi??
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Police Raid PREMIUM TIMES Head Office; Arrest Publisher, Journalist by Jokerman(m): 7:06pm On Jan 19, 2017
Why harassing the media up and downhuh embarassed
Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Abuja On Medical Vacation, Hands Over VP Osinbajo by Jokerman(m): 12:35pm On Jan 19, 2017
Lmao.... Baba go rest jawe.... Naija wahala wan kee you....

No be you holy pass...

Oya let Osibanjo take over... stay ur medical leave for like a year baba... u need complete rest... grin
Politics › Saraki: I Have Never Seen This Kind Of Suffering Since I Joined Politics by Jokerman(op): 12:23pm On Jan 19, 2017
Senate President Bukola Saraki believes that the present administration is racing against time as it battles to address the myriads of challenges facing the country.

In an interview he granted to NewTelegraph, Saraki lamented that he has never seen this type of suffering in Nigeria since he join politics.

"What we all need to understand is that this recession is not an All Progressives Congress (APC) or Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) problem. This recession does not identify with any party, hence we need to tap into the expertise of our best economic minds wherever they are around the world to comeup with plans that both the executive and the legislature can evaluate and implement.
"The Senate intends to invite everybody involved in the management of the economy to address the Nigerian people through the parliament on the steps that are being taken to get us out of this mess.
"We fully intend to hold all those involved in the economic management of the country accountable. However, we will do soin a manner that is transparent and beneficial to the country. In every crisis, there is always an opportunity for positive reforms, in this regard, in order to solve this crisis, all hands must be on deck.

"This matter has gone beyond what they call ‘man know man.’ This matter affects everyone and nobody is too large or big to be sacrificed in this process. People are truly suffering and,
#I think for the period that I have been in politics; I have not seen this type of suffering#....

As such, it requires that we find a solution. It is not that there are no solutions. Yes, sacrifices would be made and we must tackle it collectively and that is why I keep on emphasising the need for inclusiveness. This is the time we should lay less emphasis on the different political parties but work with whoever has the solution.

http://www.omovibes.com/2017/01/recession-ive-never-seen-this-type-of.html
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Are Your Brothers, Don't Chase Them - Ortom Tells Agatu People by Jokerman(m): 10:40am On Jan 19, 2017
See how the man face be.... well Benue pple no dey kuku get good leaders sha....

Cain and Abel
Esau and Jacob
Ammon and Absalom
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Invited For Trump's Inauguration, Buhari Not Invited -Adeyanju by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Jan 19, 2017
Huh....??

I am no fan of Buhari, buh it shouldn't be so....

He is the president for crying out loud... well except he really actually funded Hilary's election with that $500 mil he was accused of...

Well, more grace to GEJ...
Politics › Re: Nigerians Don’t Need Counselling To Reject APC In 2019 – Fayose by Jokerman(m): 9:47am On Jan 19, 2017
APCmyheart:
Peter Obi.. is good but he will not win cos of his tribe and region..

Jimi Agbaje is also a good candidate but someone that cannot run his ordinary Pharmacy successfully? hmm

Nuhu Ribadu is not a stable person, Do you know he is now back in APC?

Ben Bruce.. The man that take loan to run Silverbird and could not even run it successfully? have you forgotten GEJ paid him out when he could not pay billions of Naira he owe Union Bank when Union Bank want to fold up?

Nyesom Wike.. Bro is na joke make you stop wike is not worth to be a councilor in a sane country i swear, Someone who does not even value human life?
Well, those are the persons I know for now... I will actually pick 10 Fayose (Not that he is fit either) over one Thiefdore Orji of Abia state.....

To me Jonathan failed too.... buh he isn't as worse as Buhari for now....
Health › Re: National Association Of Resident Doctors begins Nationwide Strike by Jokerman(m): 9:29am On Jan 19, 2017
Please can someone explain to me, what exactly Buhari is doing as a president??
Politics › Re: Nigerians Don’t Need Counselling To Reject APC In 2019 – Fayose by Jokerman(m): 9:27am On Jan 19, 2017
APCmyheart:
I said in PDP are those you mention in PDP?

Comprehension problem i guess..
I am no PDP guy, and as such I know them not much.. however, let me say...
Peter Obi
Jimi Agbaje
Nuhu Ribadu
Ben Bruce.. (successes in diverse businesses speak for him)
Nyesom Wike
Politics › Re: Nigerians Don’t Need Counselling To Reject APC In 2019 – Fayose by Jokerman(m): 9:13am On Jan 19, 2017
APCmyheart:
Name 5 person in PDP that you think worth to rule this country..
They really shouldn't be PDP or APC for crying out loud... I can name 5 persons that can rule Nigeria well...

Babatunde Fashola
Peter Obi
Rabiu Kwankaso
Rotimi Amaechi.... (Buh he will loot)
Atiku Abubakar...(buh he will loot)
Politics › Re: Nigerians Don’t Need Counselling To Reject APC In 2019 – Fayose by Jokerman(m): 9:09am On Jan 19, 2017
Ngokafor:
...It is now worse under buhari..thats the annoying thing.
Yes of course... buh will the Moslems agree??
Properties › Re: 5 Cheapest Cities To Live In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 9:08am On Jan 19, 2017
stinggy:
I know ilorin very well. It's a big town cry

Oga calm down. I served in sapele and it's almost like my second home, lovely place but it's a town! Aba is a city. How you put Aba and Sapele in the same category is strange to me oo
Yeah, I know Aba is way bigger than Sapele... buh Sapele has structures fit to be called a city....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2017 Graduate Management Trainee Program At Terragon Group by Jokerman(m): 7:37am On Jan 19, 2017
dhope:
we dont need to castigate HR. This is to tell u indirectly that dey wud prefer graduates of private university. that age and experience is very realistic with them as only very few graduates frm public universities can qualify for such job
Lol... even from private universities, that age is too small.... you know how many private uni guys way never see work??
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons To Buy Phones With Snapdragon 835 Chipset by Jokerman(m): 7:30am On Jan 19, 2017
Snapdragon cannot be tweaked now.... grin
Education › Re: Igbinedion University Students Protest Non-payment Of Amnesty Tuition By Buhari by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Jan 19, 2017
Buhari sef.... He never get things right...

Why this amnesty guys con dey block Crown Estate gate...??
Properties › Re: 5 Cheapest Cities To Live In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 7:22am On Jan 19, 2017
stinggy:
Cities were listed, not towns
Huh.... I don't think you have visited Ilorin, Aba, Sapele to call them towns....

Towns are Okada, Badagry, Ogbomoso, Ifo, etc
Properties › Re: 5 Cheapest Cities To Live In Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 7:13am On Jan 19, 2017
Owerri... cheap huh

Cheapest cities I have visited...

Aba
Ile ife
Ibadan
Ilorin
Sapele
Politics › Re: Nigerians Don’t Need Counselling To Reject APC In 2019 – Fayose by Jokerman(m): 6:55am On Jan 19, 2017
ossuofia1:
PMB till 2013
So you pick Buhari over a Fashola or what??
Politics › Re: NAF Jet Bombed Borno Camp Thrice, Survivor Recounts by Jokerman(m): 6:54am On Jan 19, 2017
Jesus!!!

three times!!! .

On innocent hungry IDPs...

Buhari may Allah judge you for this wickedness... lipsrsealed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambia Army Chief Says Troops Will Not Fight Intervention by Jokerman(m): 6:45am On Jan 19, 2017
baby124:
Lol. When army chief refuses to go down with the president, the president should just silently crawl away with speed.



Jammeh is obviously on a suicide mission. Anyone that joins him OYO lo wa. He will rather die as a president than die in the ICC cell. Which will be his fate if he stepped down. Being a president for 22yrs means most of the time you would have been delusional to think you were God. Thereby committing many atrocities, that when faced with exit, death by stray bullet may just be the cowardly way out. The best thing is to try to catch him alive so he can face the consequences of his actions in the past 22yrs.
Abi bro, buh I fear he doesn't commit suicide though...

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