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Politics › Re: Osun State Pensioners Open IDP Camp For Its Members by Jokerman(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2017
IDP in a non terrorized state??

How??
Politics › Re: Nigerian Churches & Financial Reporting Council (FRC) by Jokerman(m): 9:40am On Jan 10, 2017
Sibrah:
diff money from the money them take dey buy diesel, pay staff, and run the school generally?
OK, is it possible for churches to collect any offerings for a month, and let's see what happens.... grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Churches & Financial Reporting Council (FRC) by Jokerman(m): 9:14am On Jan 10, 2017
Sibrah:
Remove Covenant from that list please. As for the rest I can't tell but stop assuming too . . .
Oga, which money dem take build covenant uni??
Gaming › Re: PES2017 Official Thread For Patches/complains & Others by Jokerman(m): 8:49am On Jan 10, 2017
DavisBloom:
Finally, efritin is working perfectly, thanks man
Uwc bro, d thing no easy sha.... grin
Politics › Re: Pics Of Justice Rita Ofili At Lagos High Court Today 4 Continuation Of Her Trial by Jokerman(m): 8:49pm On Jan 09, 2017
DropShot:
Shameless face of corruption.

Hero of the corrupt bitter souls.
Lol.. her face isn't as shameless as the lady crook in Aso rock
Politics › Re: Abbah Kyari & Nigerian High Commission: Presidency Replies Sahara Reporters by Jokerman(m): 8:45pm On Jan 09, 2017
Mozlems must support their own.....
Politics › Re: Buhari Suspends Corporate Governance Code by Jokerman(m): 8:39pm On Jan 09, 2017
I though Buhari was a s strong sheriff that doesn't back down on his stance...

Yeyenatu... coward like Jona... grin
Sports › Re: FIFA Best Player Award On 9th January 2016 by Jokerman(m): 8:07pm On Jan 09, 2017
When will Barcelona fans write another essay on why Ronaldo shouldn't have won this.... grin

Cristiano: I am sorry that some people from Barca are nothere but that's understandable....
Gaming › Re: PES2017 Official Thread For Patches/complains & Others by Jokerman(m): 6:26pm On Jan 09, 2017
DavisBloom:
kiss
All patches were installed, but I can't play the game, can't skip entrance, it's just stucked at kickoff , that's"wer the player's foot is on the ball" that all

Edit: saw a link in the description for problems like that ,trying it asap
Happened to me bro... look out for crack fix pes 2017.... it is in Del choc's install 3.1 video...
I had to download the crack fix pes 2017 1.03 or thereabout...
Sports › Re: FIFA Best Player Award On 9th January 2016 by Jokerman(m): 5:37pm On Jan 09, 2017
Messi isn't attending.... grin... same as other barca players....

I wonder why.... cool
Politics › Re: Gambia’s Jammeh Following Buhari, Mahama’s Footsteps – Falana by Jokerman(m): 4:53pm On Jan 09, 2017
Buhari is now an object of mockery as related to hypocrisy.... grin
Education › Re: School Fees Of Anchor University, Deeper Life Owned (Screenshots) by Jokerman(m): 3:51pm On Jan 09, 2017
so poor deeper lifers can't attend this school too.... grin

I see....
Politics › Re: Former First Ladies Spent £32,000 As Landing Fees – Aisha Buhari by Jokerman(m): 9:06am On Jan 09, 2017
Ole Barawo
Politics › Re: EFCC Grills Five Ex-nnpc Bosses Over $153m Transfer by Jokerman(m): 7:56am On Jan 09, 2017
Good for them...

I recalled when I went to NNPC's office, one of the senior men was lamenting, how if he knew he wouldn't have canvassed support for the dullard.... grin

Now pay for the sins towards the Nigerian people for this sacrilegious amount of money y'all pilfered....
Politics › Re: Mock Election Ongoing On Twitter: Buhari Vs Opponent Result In Pic by Jokerman(m): 11:02pm On Jan 08, 2017
At least its an Afonja dat called up the polls.... grin
Gaming › Re: PES2017 Official Thread For Patches/complains & Others by Jokerman(m): 9:49pm On Jan 08, 2017
DavisBloom:
Please help, I'm having issues installing pte patch, after complete installation of the patch, there's no effect or change

I get the error after launching the game "unable to load because the data is from a different version"
search for "Del choc pte install and download video".... it will help out
Gaming › Re: PES2017 Official Thread For Patches/complains & Others by Jokerman(m): 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2017
Mathkid007:
Hi guys, i have not been able to update my players to their latest clubs, i tried installing pte patch 2.0,2.1,3.0 and 3.1 properly(with the guide of a video tutorial) but all to no avail.I even tried the in game live update but it keeps showing "code FDDN32 error".Pls what do i do
Open pes 2017 settings, click on the online tab... in the space provided, clear the figure '5092' and input '0'... then apply..

Go and start the game again...
Romance › Re: Can You Be In A Room With A Girl Without Having S3x? by Jokerman(m): 7:49pm On Jan 08, 2017
Yes

During my NYSC days, I lodge an efik lady in my apartment three days... we even cooked and ate together gan sef....

First day, I laid on the floor, and allowed her the bed... the next days, we both slept on the same bed... buh I never touched her once....

After she left, she began to tell peeps she wasn't sure I was a man... funny girls... grin

However she very much respects me till today...

So its possible....
Crime › Re: Christians Terrorists Attack Islamic Primary School, Burn Head Office (pics) by Jokerman(m): 7:40pm On Jan 08, 2017
A christian is not a cultist bro, hence you failed just like Muhammad...

Jesus rather saves cultists and sinners
Politics › Re: Stop Blaming Buhari Alone by Jokerman(m): 7:03pm On Jan 08, 2017
But we blamed GEJ during the last government... remember we said the buck stops at the table of the president...

So why should we stop now...??
Politics › Re: See What Aisha Buhari Said In Reply To Sahara Reporter's Latest Story by Jokerman(m): 6:51pm On Jan 08, 2017
If they allow this woman, she go pack pass diezani...

Ole buruku..oni iroh sad
Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Secretly Increased Electricity Tariff (pictures) by Jokerman(m): 6:48pm On Jan 08, 2017
kodded:
cc Sarrki, progress69, modath, passingshit, dropshot, cleverly, AntiWailer,






if I don't see you guys comment on this thread, then I know you guys are not patriotic, just another buhari paid ass-licker

undecided
Lol.... if Modath comments here today, I will drink garri as my dinner...
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 3 Police Officers In Adamawa by Jokerman(m): 6:42pm On Jan 08, 2017
Huh... dey have now migrated to killing our force men.. just like Boko Haram...

I guess dey will designated as terrorist naw...
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Orders Families Of Embassy Personnel Out Of Gambia by Jokerman(m): 1:37pm On Jan 08, 2017
Plus234:
if it was trump that make the remark all u will be hailing him, since is obama some of u ipob will find a way to criticize him
Oga Ade, trump o, Obama o... America is America, we know dey look for where to steal claiming to be solving problems....

Moreover I stand with Trump, Obama achieved nothing
Politics › Re: Corruption: NNPC, First Bank Reacts To Seizure Of $153.3m Diezani Money.. by Jokerman(m): 1:34pm On Jan 08, 2017
Why can't England repatriate this woman back to Nigeria, we just want to ask her some questions in court.... please...

How can one person collude with other thieves to steal these much??

An already made woman with distinct degrees, and affluence... Human being, Una get many things to answer to God...

Moreover I realized this woman stepped on many toes, especially northerners as she blocked a lot of things from them... her mistake was her doing the same thing... now they are in government, dey have come for her.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Orders Families Of Embassy Personnel Out Of Gambia by Jokerman(m): 1:11pm On Jan 08, 2017
Codes151:
USA mind your biz! We hv AU to handle it
Lol bro, I don't understand why USA will pokenose in this matter.... just to cause more wahala...
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Orders Families Of Embassy Personnel Out Of Gambia by Jokerman(m): 1:10pm On Jan 08, 2017
Mynd44:
Ask Gbagbo. He is in a better place to answer your question
Lol... at least he is alive to tell the story... cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Peter A Pope? by Jokerman(m): 10:06pm On Jan 07, 2017
Peter had a wife, how was he a pope...huh
Phones › Re: Telecoms Operators Set For Tariff Hike by Jokerman(m): 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2017
sekem:
That America wey you dey see wey you dey pray may we be like dem, na tax make dem like dat o! tongue
I concur sire, buh Nigerian tax no dey get returns.... cheesy
Phones › Re: Telecoms Operators Set For Tariff Hike by Jokerman(m): 7:18pm On Jan 07, 2017
It can never be well we dis accursed government, I am just wasting my time praying for them....

Tax everywhere... small scale business, savings account, everything sha na so so tax.....

Awon werey
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Travelled With Entourage To US And Brussels - Sahara Reporters by Jokerman(m): 7:14pm On Jan 07, 2017
iambijo:
tell me who's capable of runin this country
Fashola
Peter Obi

I can vouch for these two bro... buh religion and tribe will not allow us support them...
Christianity Etc › Re: Corporate Governance Code Forced Adeboye To Appoint Obayemi GO Of RCCG Nigeria by Jokerman(m): 6:33pm On Jan 07, 2017
Can't something be done to repeal this code??

Are you saying my G.O pastor Lazarus Muoka will handover to another pastor after 20 years??

Why would government want to pokenose into church leadership rather than auditing this churches finances??

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