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Car Talk › Re: Your Funny Experience Teaching Someone How To Drive by Jollos(op): 4:24pm On May 25, 2023
RoadMozart:
Before I teach anyone, I always threaten them with repercussion of any silly mistake. Most times it helps them to be mindful of their actions. It has also saved me from stress.

However, there's this old couple in my church. Their son abroad sent them a car fot easy transport. The old man said he isn't driving any longer because of his age. He's 79 already but his wife is much younger. She went to driving but till now I don't know why she dropped out. I attempted teaching her but on various occasions she has attempted murder and suicide. Whenever I'm driving, she'll feel like she's able to do it but when she gets behind the wheels she forgets that she is the one driving and not the car.

I later gave up due to her restlessness and forgetfulness. Her last son that just graduated came to learn as well but he bashed the car due to the same restlessness and forgetfulness.
I just gave up
I noticed they always forget where brake is. U will tell them to apply brake before u no it zoooom motor we fly.
Car Talk › Your Funny Experience Teaching Someone How To Drive by Jollos(op): 12:27pm On May 25, 2023
Have seen many car learners ending up in a ditch, most of the time you will wonder how they ended up in such condition.

Just yesterday after teaching someone for a couple of days, the person beckon I should let him repack a well packed car, and boom I find my self shouting break break and ended up spoiling some of my plumbing pipe.

What are your funny experience teaching someone how to drive?
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 4:18pm On May 22, 2023
kumbhuru:
DIY?
Yes
Travel › Re: I Lost Passport Since 2009 by Jollos(m): 12:04pm On May 17, 2023
iGod:
Where was the old one issued to you? I’d be willing to assist you.
Bros, I saw this your response, and I have similar issues pls. My wife lost her passport long time ago around 2012, so we captured new passport for her and it was rejected.

Can I have your number, abeg, to know how I can go about it. The officer I met gave a cumbersome demand.
Family › Re: How Am I Suppose To Fight For My Home Here? by Jollos(m): 11:57pm On May 16, 2023
ChizzyBuna:
Tell him to play Ac Milan vs Inter over 2.5
And thank me later..
Na so e for come home empty handed again, gambler no get life
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 7:55pm On May 11, 2023
Please I need help, since March 21st 2023 that I did capturing at shagamu my passport status is still on passport production.

Please do we have anyone that did the same time frame with me that have collected his/her own.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Jollos(m): 9:09pm On May 02, 2023
It is finished!
Car Talk › Re: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Jollos(m):
kingreign:
What year pathfinder?
You may have to adjust/realign your PRND switch and/or cable
2004

Immediately when I noticed it, I called my mech attention to it and he said maybe because some of the oil spilled when he was working on the engine. That he will have to top the gear oil and service the filter. He did dat and it actually it stopped for 2 weeks and resurface again yesterday.

I also noticed that button I press to release the gear is soft on like before or maybe I felt that way. Pls could dat also affect the gear not to engage reverse.

The mech said I should bring it tomorrow, that he will service some switch.

Pls tell me what and what I can tell him to check too.

I love my gear and my new engine it move like sport car, pls any help so that they don't spoil the gear for me.
Car Talk › Re: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Jollos(m): 7:18pm On May 02, 2023
kingreign:
I don’t know what to advise because I haven’t seen or assessed the block to know what’s happening sir.
Hello Sir, I changed my Nissan Pathfinder engine last month 3.5L engine. the engine work fine because I travel with it the following day. But when I got to my destination on the 3rd day morning, my gear was not reversing until like 4 to 5 attempt and nothing is wrong with the drive (this happen mostly in the morning or when I park for long), it still select very well because I travel a lot. Have been driving it like dat since. I don't know what could be the cause but it started 3rd day after I mount new engine. Which should be the first time I used the reverse.

Ur advice pls sir
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 1:55pm On Apr 28, 2023
Please did anyone know which month shagamu passport is processing now. I did mine in march 21st this year.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 7:01pm On Apr 02, 2023
kingreign:
Ignores OP.
Don't let my matter tire you pls. No suggestion is a waste please.

Mechanic have shown me shege. And there is no much fund to waste again.

Thanks
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 6:46pm On Apr 02, 2023
aieromon:
Option 1
Contact @GAZZUZZ and be prepared to pay commission for his service.

Option 2
Enter Ladipo with/out a mechanic and leave everything in the hands of God.
Thanks for your response.
Mechanic want to rip me. Price I was given from guys I called on Jiji was way cheaper than mechanic own.
Have table my matter before @Gazuzz as someone suggested.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 6:39pm On Apr 02, 2023
jceesquare:
What happened to your mechanic getting the right engine for you?
Or better still go Ladipo on a weekend for window shopping since you're in Lagos.
Thanks for your response.
Mechanic want to rip me. Price I was given from guys I called on Jiji was way cheaper than mechanic own.
Have table my matter before @Gazuzz as someone suggested.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 4:39pm On Apr 02, 2023
aieromon:
Bros, you never ready.
What are your advice, nobody knows it all.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 3:28pm On Apr 02, 2023
kingreign:
Your location?
Lagos.
Autos › Re: Can You Recommend A Trusted Nissan Pathfinder Engine Seller by Jollos(op): 2:52pm On Apr 02, 2023
sjx566:
Yes
How can I get in contact pls.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 2:49pm On Apr 02, 2023
Itsrm:
Since you don't want them adding their percentage. How about you go to the market and buy yourself?
It's is not fair now. When I will still pay for their service.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 2:47pm On Apr 02, 2023
kingreign:
Which one be this again?
Is it a VQ35DE with cable throttle or electronic throttle?
Electronic throttle boss.
Car Talk › Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by Jollos(m): 11:37am On Apr 02, 2023
Please I need trusted Nissan Pathfinder Engine from a trusted seller. People said most in the market has been tampered or worked on. But am sure one can still get direct tokunbo from trusted seller.
3.5Lt, turtleless V6 engine.

I discovered all those that want to help me get it are adding their own percentage.

Pls don't suggest seller that are not trustworthy please.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Jollos(m): 11:36am On Apr 02, 2023
Please I need trusted Nissan Pathfinder Engine from a trusted seller. People said most in the market has been tampered or worked on. But am sure one can still get direct tokunbo from trusted seller.
3.5Lt, turtleless V6 engine.

I discovered all those that want to help me get it are adding their own percentage.

Pls don't suggest seller that are not trustworthy please.
Autos › Can You Recommend A Trusted Nissan Pathfinder Engine Seller by Jollos(op):
Please I need trusted Nissan Pathfinder Engine from a trusted seller. People said most in the market has been tampered or worked on. But am sure one can still get direct tokunbo from trusted seller.
3.5Lt, throttleless V6 engine.

I discovered all those that want to help me get it are adding their own percentage.

Pls don't suggest seller that are not trustworthy please.
Family › Re: GAZZUZZ House Hold Items by Jollos(m): 9:30am On Apr 01, 2023
[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=122153205][/quote]Haha boss. U no wan tell me again wink
Family › Re: GAZZUZZ House Hold Items by Jollos(m): 6:40pm On Mar 28, 2023
GAZZUZZ:
What size pls
26" or 20"
Family › Re: GAZZUZZ House Hold Items by Jollos(m): 12:04pm On Mar 28, 2023
Oga Gazuzz, when u have ox fan pls quotes me
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 12:03pm On Mar 23, 2023
My good people,

I captured yesterday at shagamu and the collection date on my printout is tomorrow. Could this be true? And I just track my application now the status as attached.

Family › Re: What Is That Piece Of Advice That You Must Give Your Child? by Jollos(m): 8:52pm On Mar 18, 2023
Don't marry from your mother's state. It is also written in my Will. I was warned but I didn't listen, he should not make same mistake.
Family › Re: My Newly Wedded Wife by Jollos(m): 5:11am On Mar 10, 2023
Sucre6:
These are the odds
1. Your wife sexual hormones may be very low, making her not want sex or maybe she's circumcised
2. Your wife doesn't truly love [/b]you and doesn't desiree you sexually.

3. [b]Something is bordering her
, plus maybe you don't do a lot of pre-intimacy and head jobs that would always get her honey to always want you.
4. May be your sex game is poor

There is a way u will handle a woman, make her orgasm and she will be thinking about you 24/7. Nah she go dey beg you for sex.

I have been in several relationships and I have been with girls who doesn't love sex that much, , but if a woman loves you, she give you her body anytime, any day no matter how tired she is, I have never been with any woman that denies me sex, I haven't seen that or experienced that before, because when you get a woman sexually satisfied all the time, your thought alone would get her wet and honey for you.

Bro, check yourself, something is definitely not right
Take note of the bolded.
Simple solution is to start begging her, maybe God will let her tell you your offense. There is no woman dat doesn't enjoy sex, she is only pretending and it can take years if not addressed.
For now find happiness in other productive things.
To satisfy dat gender take grace of God
Politics › Re: What Did You Achieve In Buhari's 7+ Years? by Jollos(m): 10:59pm On Mar 02, 2023
EteBabaagba222:
Pls how much was a kilo of pork then and now?
Ok, it was 450 naira then and now 1100 naira. But the price increase without value, what u can use 45k to do then 100k can not do it again. Price of all commodity have increased. Petrol up till now in my area is 300 naira, diesel 900 naira. Rice 32k to mention view.

I bought slate 7 years ago at 1250 per 1 now is 3300.

How else can we describe this administration.

Money has no value again just like paper under buhari.
Politics › Re: What Did You Achieve In Buhari's 7+ Years? by Jollos(m): 12:41pm On Mar 02, 2023
Buhari 7yrs so far was a disaster.

Am into piggery, in 2021 1tonne of pkc which is a waste was 35k and as at now is 110k for 1tonne. Not to talk of other ingredients.

Many pig farmers can not sustain their farm again.

Things are really bad.
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 4:00pm On Feb 27, 2023
ekitimanalways:
Tell her to go to Ondo State Liaison Office at 29e Remi Fani-Kayode Avenue, Ikeja GRA, Lagos. She will be issued Ondo State certificate of origin there. She should go with 1 or 2 passport photograph(s). The cost of the certificate would be between 2500 Naira and 5000 Naira.
Thanks boss. We will go there before weekend.
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 1:46pm On Feb 27, 2023
ekitimanalways:
No, you cannot do an affidavit in lieu of the state of origin certificate. May I know your wife's state of origin?
Thanks for your response, she is from Ondo state.
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Jollos(m): 1:04pm On Feb 27, 2023
candance:
Locate your wife's state liaison office in lagos to request for one. She doesn't need to travel down to her state of origin.
Ok thanks, will do just dat

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