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hahn:
Lol

Apparently the writer is mad

Ishilove, bigfrancis21 and anyone else who takes this serious are all mad

This is the problem we are actually having. When grown adults subscribe to such childish fantasies, promote wishful thinking and are unable to discern and identify fairytales from reality, lies from the truth and are not ashamed to spread such rubbish

In fact they have proudly mentioned me to come here

Smd

cc: hardmirror. Your babe has done it again oooo. Come and read

plaetton, frank317, kevoh, hopefullandlord, johnnydon22, jonbellion, akintom, catfishbilly you guys need to see something

lol
This people sef
What nonsense is this

adepeter26:
This one is confused OOO........ Make una see her 1st line

Cc Wilgrea7, jonbellion, Hahn, CatfishBilly

lmao!
The Abrahamic God seems to be suffering from bipolar disorder

Loool
Look at the christians tripping over themselves trying to explain nonsense
Another day another comedy from the christians of NL religion section

samtol4:
They exist among us . It is the spirit that controls fashion and sex is the major weapon .

poppycock

Lmao
See the way sensible people ripped this thread to pieces

Another day another dose of vitamin idiocy from the pastors and the religious people would gladly take the prescription

JackBizzle:
Tried registering 3 humanist names at CAC.

All of them taken


What are the chances? I believe that there is some christian or muslim bigot blocking my efforts given that there is no single humanist organisation in Nigeria and my names were original- had a name branding guy to work with


any atheist lawyer here?




cc Jonbellion, hahn, pastafarian, akintom, lepasharon, niflheim, liberadeus

lool if lawyer is a codename for computer programmer then I can write you an algorithm to take up your case

benzics:
You understand that the above quote is coming from an Apologist born thousands of years after that passage was written, there was nowhere in the bible that signified Joshua prayed for darkness..

Unless an Apologist knows more about the bible than the writers themselves, same way James and John know more than Jesus

lmao
You killed it bro
Apologists are circus clowns

frubben:
The maggot brain religious people would believe this

lol
It astonishes me the kind of nonsense they believe
That's why everybody is becoming a pastor because the gullibility of Nigerians is enough to feed a lineage

Most athiests would make great pastors
The gullibility of the average Nigerian thiest is too damn high
They claim to have "discerning" spirits but even the pastors that are obvious frauds you see them foaming at the mouth to defend them
It's just a circus show

akintom:
I suspect this undefined dude, to be one of the 3 musketeers(ebublog, felixomor or damogul) who are octopus with moniker. A cowardly deceptive and shameful behavior.

lmaoooo

Well.most athiests are agnostics and not all agnostics are athiests

true2god:
Islamic lies are indefensible and the only way to prevent critical examination of Islam is crude violence by the radicals, while the so-called moderate Muslims pay lip service to the terrors of Islamic radicals.

Mohammed, the founder of Islam, had 100% knowledge of the modus operandi of Islam. He said and I quote: I have been made victorious by means of terror (sahih Bukhari 4:52:220).

the funny thing about that stupid religion is that in countries that are the minority the Muslims shout for minority rights
But in countries that they are the majority there are no minority rights
Very barbaric religion

Pastafarian:
read from here downwards https://www.nairaland.com/3674021/stats-show-nigerias-religious-future#54468317

wow
Only a christian would be able to rationalise such nonsense
Christians!
Thier matter tire person
\ /

Pastafarian:
Hehehehehehehehe DoctorAilen is someone you can't help but pity his attempts at proving his nonexistent god is real, there was a time we asked him how the whole world would see Jesus coming when the earth is a sphere; he quoted a Bible verse thinking we won't read it but unfortunately for him, we did Randomperson ripped apart his argument and he ran away from the thread

lol
Direct me to the thread please

Pastafarian:
and he moved around with twelve able bodied men

he was also kisses by judas
Christians should pack lube to heaven

Maltaleeza:
Who??

the Jewish carpenter

Well
He did have two dads tho

finnestdope:
just take a look at this trash

lmaooo
It's like you are new here. The god you believe in is much more barbaric than that
Nowadays I have distanced myself from the whole athiest-thiest hassle because I'm busy but lemme call the gang
Hopefullandlord, Akinton,pastafarian, obinna58, Hahn,randomperson, lepasharon,CatfishBilly and all other godless folks
New kid on the block
Bye

adepeter26:
Another mumu comment

broo
What a silly comment indeed

OLAADEGBU:
Is it until he beats up the Christian before you will admit that he is angry? How about you being angry at God, how do you beat Him up?

you have been noted

Lmao
Is this a joke
How exactly does knowledge shall increase indicate ICT
The bible hasn't stayed this long because it is infallible
It has stayed this long because it has been mauled by apologists looking for a way to cure cognitive dissonance. They start to spring up rationalisations so absurd that the only people that would believe such is people that desperately want it to be true
Well
Today it's religion, tomorrow it's mythology
Akinton you're wicked oo

Smh

Seun:
I just can't come up with any non-pervy reason why a male doctor would want to be a gynecologist, among all the fields he could choose from.

this is obviously sarcasm....i hope

Rhea:
Only a morally decrepit man would have any moral or religious issues with being a gynaecologist. As a gynaecologist, you have the opportunity to save the lives of thousands of women ravished by cervical cancer and many other types of gynaecological cancer, simply by doing routine pelvic exam and counseling your patients on safe sex and healthy sex lifestyle.

If your religious values prevents you from executing this noble and time-honored responsibility, then your religious values belong in the dustbin.

exactly

Joavid:
Christians should not be Gynaecologist.
but Christians would patronise non-Christian Gynaecologist o.

If we go with the stupid logic that a man should not see or touch the privates of a woman who's not his spouse - then what about male medical doctors who are christians and help deliver babies. are they commiting sin ? yes or no?

You that patronise this doctors and Gynaecologists, are you commiting sin as well for being an accomplice in an unholy act?

lmaooo
Very stupid logic indeed

Lmaoooo
They have pushed this topic to FP
The idiocy of christian logic raised bare for all to see
Lmaooooo

elmagnifico411:
And I was hoping we would get Monaco ro Dortmund. Now Uefa don't even want us to make the semis , let alone the final. Issoke o, Bayern, make una enjoy cos madrid are not yet in their elements.

lool
What kind of madridista are you
Didn't we utterly destroy them with 5-0 in 2014
I admit that Bayern is scary now but remember that we are NOT and would never be arsenal!

Richirich713:
the ultimate bonus for being an atheist.

strawman

luvmijeje:
As I said reality will soon rain your parade.

what is this one saying
All blabs no proof
As usual
I'm not surprised tho
It's a christian thing

Pastafarian:
the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God and below are just some of the proof

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can delightfully create the planets with such a shape

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/27092f9740ce33af4841a8604addc66a3434a0f06921b6e5f04c64dc9b3fed23_1.jpg

2. The Human DNA is shaped like Pasta, oy FSM can have delight in creating DNA in such shape too

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/c7/c0/c3c7c09b1f956adf310458c038d6efe3.jpg

3. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/103dbfddfa1283ed883c89db41e7aa9bd1d0564afd9c7251ea8e729a471d7175_1.jpg

4. There was a time I doubted the existence of FSM, so I decided to go down on my knees and pray to him, telling him to reveal himself to me; after a long prayer and apparently no sign, I decided that FSM isn't real after all; so I took out my headphone from my pocket to watch some videos on my Ipad, lo and behold below is the shape the headphone took

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/5f/55/255f557ecbd6295ac2251edd6122470b.jpg

5. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

6. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

7. FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

8. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nsfsm.png

9. FSM was sighted on Mars

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/marscrabmonster.jpg

NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

10. FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/12ccd034d689_130F6/manholecover_thumb.jpg

11. FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/266b1b07c213_1601/goodseat_thumb.png

12. FSM was also spotted at a Pizzeria in Paris

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fsm_in_paris.jpg

13. FSM also revealed himself in an art

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/image.png

spotted the FSM at the Crocker Museum in Sacramento. Though He is short one meatball in this apparition we still recognized Him by His Noodly Appendages. Ramen!


14. sighting of the FSM’s Noodly Appendages in the surf in California.

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/weeds.jpg

15. Party Girl Jewelry Sighting

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jewelry.jpg

Basking in the florescent glow of the grocery store pasta aisle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley appendages shimmered like diamonds.

as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis

Is the FSM material, i.e. made of matter, i.e. made of sphagetti? Or is the spaghetti part a metaphor and actually the FSM is Pure Act in the Aristotelian sense? Or are both true at once?

These mysteries are so deep, I don't have enough faith to deny the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The more you read about us the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism just might be the Best. Religion. Ever. Go ahead. Try us for thirty days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.

lmaoooooooo
Murder oo

Gurumaharaji:
All these Atheists u see here are those dat pray to God to credit their account wit millions or prayed to see money on ground and wen dat didn't happened d became disappointed and declare His non existence ....Always know dat He still loves and cherish u despite ur denial of Him

your brain must be so proud