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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 2:05pm On Nov 05, 2016

felixomor:
Lol.
U can see how i predicted ur actions ab initio.
Hehehe, even ur lies couldn't make u change action.

Talking donkey to Christian scientist to evolution.

Ever shifting.

Mscheww.

what lies you aren't making sense oo
Lemme break this sh*t down for you
You say evolution is a lie
Fransisco j Ayala is a christian evolutionary biologist
But you're quick to add him to christian scientists

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 2:03pm On Nov 05, 2016

felixomor:
U have already answered.
The remaining is noise making.
Abi is it not u atheist that want to "see God" before u believe?

Ehen, same applies brother.

unlike God there's evidence for an old earth. Thank you for shooting yourself in the foot

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 2:00pm On Nov 05, 2016

felixomor:

Werner Arber (born 1929): Swiss microbiologist and geneticist. Along with American researchers Hamilton Smith and Daniel Nathans, he shared the 1978 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for the discovery of restriction endonucleases. In 2011, Pope Benedict XVI appointed Arber as President of the Pontifical Academy—the first Protestant to hold that position.[184]

Robert J Asher : palaeontologist and lecturer at the University of Cambridge Department of Zoology and a curator at the University Museum of Zoology. His book 'Evolution and Belief: Confessions of a Religious Paleontologist' was published by Cambridge University Press in 2012.[185] Dr Asher is also a former Curator of Mammals at the Berlin Natural History Museum and Frick Postdoctoral Fellow at the American Museum of Natural History.

Francisco J. Ayala (born 1934): evolutionary biologist and philosopher. Known for his research in population and evolutionary genetics. Called the "Renaissance Man of Evolutionary Biology. His studies and discoveries of human anatomy and physiology have opened up new methods and approaches to combating diseases and ailments.

Robert T. Bakker ( born 1945): paleontologist who was a figure in the "dinosaur Renaissance" and known for the theory some dinosaurs were warm-blooded. He is also a Pentecostal preacher who advocates theistic evolution and has written on religion......

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lol yeah that's true but you have told me yourself that I have "ape like knowledge" yet fransisco j Ayala is an evolutionary biologist and it is the same you those says nonsense on evolution. But now cuz they identify as christian I guess it's okay to add them now
Go and sit down jare grin

. It's good to know some creationists still have sense

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 1:59pm On Nov 05, 2016

[quote author=felixomor post=50786470]
Werner Arber (born 1929): Swiss microbiologist and geneticist. Along with American researchers Hamilton Smith and Daniel Nathans, he shared the 1978 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for the discovery of restriction endonucleases. In 2011, Pope Benedict XVI appointed Arber as President of the Pontifical Academy—the first Protestant to hold that position.[184]

Robert J Asher : palaeontologist and lecturer at the University of Cambridge Department of Zoology and a curator at the University Museum of Zoology. His book 'Evolution and Belief: Confessions of a Religious Paleontologist' was published by Cambridge University Press in 2012.[185] Dr Asher is also a former Curator of Mammals at the Berlin Natural History Museum and Frick Postdoctoral Fellow at the American Museum of Natural History.

Francisco J. Ayala (born 1934): evolutionary biologist and philosopher. Known for his research in population and evolutionary genetics. Called the "Renaissance Man of Evolutionary Biology. His studies and discoveries of human anatomy and physiology have opened up new methods and approaches to combating diseases and ailments.

Robert T. Bakker ( born 1945): paleontologist who was a figure in the "dinosaur Renaissance" and known for the theory some dinosaurs were warm-blooded. He is also a Pentecostal preacher who advocates theistic evolution and has written on religion......

U want more?

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 1:54pm On Nov 05, 2016

felixomor:
Abeg u dey there when dey born am?
Simpu question.

lol no I wasn't
You sound like ken ham tho
Ken ham on his debate with Bill Nye
Ken ham: You can't say the earth is 4.5 billion years old cuz you weren't there!!!!
You weren't!!!
You just weren't!!! Haha I've destroyed you with my superior creationist logic
I guess all creationists reason like him so it's not really surprising wink

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 1:41pm On Nov 05, 2016

adoyi8:
A lot of people that contributed to science in the past are Christians because of the limited discovery made by science at their times (compared to the knowledge we have now). Do you think that Isaac newton, an English Scientist will be a Christian if he lived in the modern age? i dont think so.

To further buttress my point i challenge you to mention three world renowned modern scientists that are Christians (please mention those that are alive)

lol yes there are Na huh

!
You don't know Kent hovind grin

He went to two unacreditted schools in the US duuurh and he thought high school math and science for 15 years. You know it was his high school science book that taught him the second law of thermodynamics disproves evolution grin

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He also went to jail for 10 years for tax evasion. Hmmmm woow didn't jesus say give ceased what belongs to ceaser. He thinks he knows evolution more than people who went to awesome schools, scientists that do ACTUAL studies and also scientists that work on peer reviewed papers
Micheal behe- biochemst that said biological systems were irreducibly complex and therefore could not have evolved. You know naaaaa in his 1996 book darwins black box that has since been refuted by actual scientists. Even his pseudoscientific collegies don't agree with his work
Ken ham - diploma from Queensland. From there, he somehow became a public school science teacher, which makes one somewhat worried about a few years of public-school students from Australia. This man here believes LITERALLY that the earth and THE UNIVERSE is 6000 years old and has a creation museum that "teaches" children humans and dinosaurs lived together
Wow
See Kent hovinds school below. It's a tertiary institute

Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn's Miracle & Impartation Service At Christ Embassy by jonbellion(m): 1:15pm On Nov 05, 2016

HopefuLandlurhd:
Yeah, someone actually opened a thread on the issue of holy spirit talking to people, you need to see how these apologists' quickly launched a defense mechanism and they started copping out

you can view the thread here

lol dude it was bad oo after all jesus told the Samaritan woman about herself in the bible
thread the christians honestly bleeped themselves up. Later they'll give birth to children and impact them with this level of stupidity and they'll expect them to be beneficial to mankind.
The Abrahamic religions: Worn out jokes that aren't funny anymore

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 12:38pm On Nov 05, 2016

frubben:
Such dullness still exist. Tot they are extinct.

man I don't even understand oo

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 12:34pm On Nov 05, 2016

adoyi8:
The world is changing because you and I are able to debate over long distances from the comforts of our bedrooms. thanks to science. No amount of prayers can achieve that

these are the kind of people that deny global warming. After all there are some people that are saying the earth is flat in the 21st century. They obviously didn't study physics or even an eclipse

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 12:25pm On Nov 05, 2016

felixomor:
Its better in ur mind, because u stupidly believe it.
Nothing else.
Its how the mind works.

And no matter what u choose to believe, God's word still stands.
If u like study all the science textbooks, u stiil will not live above 120 yrs as the bible says.
U will still die and proceed for an afterlife as the bible has said long time ago, even before science just discovered.

So keep wasting your time.

uuuuuuuuuum you do know the oldest person ever lived 122 years right

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 12:20pm On Nov 05, 2016

KingEbukasBlog:
Those are not real images of those planets , even the images of satellites, the earth and the sun you see are not real images . I've forgotten the name of the tech used to create those images

I'm even starting to see the possibility of a flat earth . The evidence for a flat earth is more compelling . I wish MrPresident1 and sukkot will help me explain .

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God When He Created Heavens And Earth by jonbellion(m): 12:18pm On Nov 05, 2016

KingEbukasBlog:
Those are not real images of those planets , even the images of satellites, the earth and the sun you see are not real images . I've forgotten the name of the tech used to create those images

I'm even starting to see the possibility of a flat earth . The evidence for a flat earth is more compelling . I wish MrPresident1 and sukkot will help me explain .

flat earth huh

Small sections of large curved surfaces will always look flat to little creatures that crawl upon it... and by the way, this is called gravity. But seriously though dude

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Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn's Miracle & Impartation Service At Christ Embassy by jonbellion(m): 12:03pm On Nov 05, 2016

CeoMYN:
Sir which course did you study? Just want to know.

ooh majored in computer science and physics but going into astrophysics fully for a masters degree. It's NASA dreams for me man grin

though I'm doing more of computer science at the moment I'll soon transition to astrophysics

Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn's Miracle & Impartation Service At Christ Embassy by jonbellion(m): 9:56am On Nov 05, 2016

Benny hinn is actually a fraud. In the 1990s he prophesied that Fidel Castro would die before the 21st century Fidel Castro is still alive he also prophesied that America's East Coast would be destroyed by major earthquakes before 2000 he also claimed that God had given him a vision that thousands of the dead would watch the network and be resurrected by touching the television undecided

He has been exposed and it has been showed how people with ACTUAL disabilities who come for his crusades aren't allowed to the stage. If there are christians like promise10 that think benny hinn is a genuine man of God then I don't know the kind of "discerning spirit" christians claim to have. Though my agnosticism won't let me be ignorant enough to say there's nothing out there beyond my understanding benny hinn is a fraud. Christians are arrogant enough to say that if there's a creator of the universe it gives a sh*t about thier personal life and yet it's atheists and agnostics that are the "arrogant fools"

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Angels Have Millions Of Languages? by jonbellion(m): 9:31pm On Nov 04, 2016

raphieMontella:
your friends say it is the language of angels

well..
If i get two people who speak in tongues. Seperate them in different
rooms. Have one record something on videotape while speaking in tongues, then have him/her write
down the translation of what the speaker said and then go with the videotape to the other room, and play back the tape And get the second speaker in tongues to translate the language.
I'll bet my head..they can't get it and the translations wont rhyme for similar words!

lol its just gibberish parading as an actual language. Some Christians save it as thier ringtone and then when it's time to pray they repeat what they saved. In thier minds they've joined the gibberish clique Funny enough it's only protestant churches that are in the habit of tounge speaking. Plus there are ex christians that still have the "ability" there's nothing special about it. It's no different from the gibberish of the ancient Indonesian tribes when the want to perform rituals.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Conversation Between A Tweeter & A 'Blood Money' Ritualist by jonbellion(m): 6:41pm On Nov 04, 2016

Perfecttouch:
The Lord is my shepherd. Lord I have said it that when I get to start making decisions like this due to frustration, take me away from this world lord.cos sometimes the body may be willing and the soul weak. Please I pray you oh lord, take me away by then.

I can't even slaughter a goat not to talk of sacrificing a whole being. The goat wey I beat to stupor when I was still little let's say 8-10 yrs old,I still live with the conscience till date

lol you beat a goat to stupor shocked

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Angels Have Millions Of Languages? by jonbellion(m): 6:37pm On Nov 04, 2016

Lol babies below the age of one and intoxicated people also speak in tounges. Its basically gibberish disguised as having any lexical meaning. It reminds me of Japanese, African and Australian aborigine rituals. Nothing to see here people! *in Boston accent*

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Christianity Etc › Re: There Is Absolute Proof That Jesus Christ Rose From The Dead! by jonbellion(m): 5:50pm On Nov 04, 2016

The account of Tacitus at odds with the Christian accounts in The apocryphal Acts of Paul (c. 160 CE) and "The Acts of Peter"

Christianity Etc › Re: There Is Absolute Proof That Jesus Christ Rose From The Dead! by jonbellion(m): 5:43pm On Nov 04, 2016

DoctorAlien:
There are cases of people dying for beliefs which turned out to be false, but has anybody willingly died for professing anything which he knew was a lie?

Paul yielded his life for what he said he saw; did Mohammed die for what he said he saw?

Nero didn’t execute Christians for believing in the resurrection of Jesus, but because he had accused them of starting the great fire at Rome in 64 CE. The founder of the Mormon church Joseph Smith was killed by an angry mob. Joseph Smith claimed to have found golden plates of Jewish writings in the Americas, as well as to having been visited by white Native American spirits. Unlike the original twelve disciples, what Joseph Smith believed was well documented by contemporary sources. Furthermore, finding golden plates and translating them into English is much harder to hallucinate that merely having a vision of your dead leader. Smith could not have experienced a vision: he was either lying or he did find the golden plates. Did Smith in the face of persecution renounce his claim? Nope. So Smith died for something that he knew was a lie? Apparently he did. Unfortunately there are people that belong to the Mormon church and swallowed this obvious lie. You can check out the acts of Paul(not of the apostles). During his supposed martyrdom milk was supposed to have spurted out of him. I consider this very strange. Not to mention this whole dying for beliefs thing is basically the argumentum ad martyrdom fallacy

Christianity Etc › Re: There Is Absolute Proof That Jesus Christ Rose From The Dead! by jonbellion(m): 5:00pm On Nov 04, 2016

Lol the problem in this story is the extraordinary claims when Jesus died zombies came out of the graves, then he stayed one day and two nights in the grave(barely three) not to mention he now flew up to heaven. I thought heaven wasn't in this dimension. Wouldn't it have made more sense if he just disappeared?? Or can he survive the vacuum of space, was he somehow faster than the speed of light??
And then he's supposed to be coming back again on a flying horse undecided

and all eyes would see him. The earth isn't flat so that's impossible.there are many examples of people dying for beliefs which turned out to be false, deceptive, or poorly understood (Hong Xiuquan's Taiping Rebellion followers, Jonestown, Heaven's Gate) just to name a few. Not to mention laws of nature haven't been broken like this before on earth sooo lol what you said about Julius ceaser tho not only do we have the writing of contemporaries Cato the Younger and Cicero but Julius Caesar's own writings as well (Commentarii de Bello Gallico aka The Gallic Wars and Commentarii de Bello Civili aka The Civil War). Then you have the contemporary coins, statues and monuments. But jesus the only contemporary we really have is Paul. Paul never met or even saw Jesus in person.The gospels were written like 40 years after jesus' death . The earliest writing of jesus were from paul. Paul had not met jesus personally like ever but he claimed to have seen a light and heard a voice. Funny enough this was what happened to Mohammed and Joseph smith but christians reject thier stories. Carl Sagan always said extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence . The jesus story is basically like the English legend of king Arthur. They are supposed to be both coming back king Arthur re incarnated as the king of England and Jesus on a flying horse. The king Arthur one even has more of a somewhat grip on reality

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Christianity Etc › Re: Now I Am Feed Up! I Am Done With The Christian Faith, I See What Athiets See Now by jonbellion(m): 1:18pm On Nov 04, 2016

Lol maybe when christians stop eating jesus' flesh and blood during communion service every month he'll finally be able to regenerate in peace and come bank grin

Christianity Etc › Re: How To Destroy An Atheist In An Argument. by jonbellion(m): 9:27pm On Nov 01, 2016

sekundosekundo:
They will soon arrive here to derail this post but...

lol are you this slow shocked

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Christianity Etc › Re: How To Destroy An Atheist In An Argument. by jonbellion(m): 9:25pm On Nov 01, 2016

12. Tell them evolution is their God and say every scientific phenomenon is just a "theory"
13. Show them links to religiously bias websites that would support your intellegent design comedy like
-icr
- answers in genesis
Or websites that agree with creationism and spreads misinformation on atheism
I totally recommend conservepedia grin

14. Be totally ignorant of anything and everything that has to do with common sense

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Christianity Etc › Re: The World Is On The Verge Of A NUCLEAR WORLD WAR (END TIME DREAMS AND VISIONS) by jonbellion(m): 6:51pm On Nov 01, 2016

hopefullandlurd:
exactly!!

remember the story of Stanislav Petrov? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident

religious people don't seem to realise that if a full scale nuclear war should ever break out that is the total end of humanity jesus no go even see where e go land

Christianity Etc › Re: Majid Michel’s Conversation With An Agnostic Woman (Must Read) by jonbellion(m): 6:47pm On Nov 01, 2016

[quote author=hopeful1andlord post=50686454][/quote]lol the summary is Just basically

Christianity Etc › Re: British Scientists Don't Like Richard Dawkins, Finds Study That Didn't Even Ask by jonbellion(m): 6:41pm On Nov 01, 2016

hopeful1andlord:
Chai!!!

see finishing

lol it's not surprising with thiests like that na. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Coercion Of Forceful Belief As A Means Of Salvation by jonbellion(m): 6:29pm On Nov 01, 2016

johnydon22:
They use a wheel chair and they don't stand and wait cus they can't stand...

He's just going a step further to show you that not only that the story is absurd, lacks credibility - it was also poorly done that if you believed it then you must need a brain transplant.

Well i expect no less from people who'd believe a donkey talked, a snake with legs use to talk and was smarter than humans or a man flew a flying horse.

that flying horse one is just the worst

Christianity Etc › Re: The Coercion Of Forceful Belief As A Means Of Salvation by jonbellion(m): 1:11pm On Nov 01, 2016

johnydon22:
Afraid of hell? Chai ayaff die sef.... lmao you keep telling yourself this to make yourself feel good, well you are free to masturbate over any imbecilic thought.

I'm above your pay grade bro, I can't engage you.. now go play with your mates..

lol that was a hitchslap right there man Christopher would be smiling in his grave

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Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Why It's Stupid To Say God Answered Your Prayer by jonbellion(m): 8:22am On Nov 01, 2016

ColinAdua:
"The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: [there is] none that doeth good" Psalm 53:1 KJV.

let us just pity you and give you a standing ovation so you'll feel your comment made an iota of sense

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Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Why It's Stupid To Say God Answered Your Prayer by jonbellion(m): 8:21am On Nov 01, 2016

ColinAdua:
"The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: [there is] none that doeth good" Psalm 53:1 KJV.

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Why It's Stupid To Say God Answered Your Prayer by jonbellion(m): 8:21am On Nov 01, 2016

ColinAdua:
"The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: [there is] none that doeth good" Psalm 53:1 KJV.

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