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Music/Radio / Re: FM Radio Presenters In Nigeria In the 1980s, '90s And Early 2000s by Jonfort(m): 9:12pm On Aug 22, 2023
also remember Rick Dees on weekly Top 40. Can’t remember the station

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Properties / Re: My Plumber Failed, See How A Female Nairalander Fixed Dripping Tap (Pics,Video) by Jonfort(m): 3:52am On Nov 25, 2022
[quote author=chemystery post

Good job.

Next time use a pipe wrench instead of pliers.
You can buy one in a tool shop.
Also, the white tape is called a teflon tape. Just to help you with some terminologies grin

Good job once again.[/quote]


Thumbs up for you.

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Politics / Re: Nine Nigerian Politicians Married To Judges by Jonfort(m): 2:47am On Oct 27, 2022
That is not the picture of Justice Chikere pls
Nairaland / General / Re: Why I Prefer Reading News On Nairaland by Jonfort(m): 2:20pm On Apr 21, 2022
TheScientist:
Other news outlets are good. They are living up to their mandate. However, there is something special about Nairaland. The comments from young and vibrant nairalanders, make the news extra-interesting. Although some comments are divisive, most of them are educative.

My first day on Nairaland was a bliss. I learnt so much that my brain was almost filled to capacity. What amazes me the most is the ability of nairalanders to analyze every statement and decode the real intent behind such statement.

Nairalanders are truly intelligent. The only thing i hate about Nairaland is tribal war.

I’ve been enjoying Nairaland since Symbian phone
Politics / Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja From Turkey (Photos) by Jonfort(m): 2:44am On Dec 20, 2021
NwaNimo1:
How much he manage borrow?

[img]https://media1./images/8449c89b2a5a67af4d98b99a8e403eee/tenor.gif?itemid=21379361[/img]

Aisha on a 'looters' diet......
She’s preggy �
Romance / Re: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by Jonfort(m): 1:20pm On Nov 14, 2021
bigpriik:
I brought up this topic two years ago, it was about a girl i loved so much we were good friends, but she is Just into a kinda flashy lifestyle funded by runs. She always posts twerk videos on her Instagram and whatssap status and of course she is very beautiful and the kind of woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Hoestly I don't know why I love her, it's just crazy. Last year I deleted her number and pictures from my phone, because we had a fight over the tatoo she drew on her upper arm so I avoided her..

But yesterday I saw her in my street, meeen this girl don fine scatter and she is looking so fresh like those men are really paying her well. She called me and I answered we talked and believe me all the nuts in my head was loose because I talked to her.. embarassed,i felt all the old emotions back again and it was so strong again. I immediately collected her number and she sent me a hi on WhatsApp so we begin talking again, we chatted all Night and she told me how she missed me so much and all.

Is it sensible iI take her in, i am 29 now and rounding up for marriage and she is the only one i see but i am afraid because i feel runs girls don't really retire even after marriage..

Elders please i need your help..
I need

guy , you are not mature enough
Business / Re: Nigerians Paid More For Cooking Gas, Diesel, Kerosene & Petrol In May – NBS by Jonfort(m): 12:25pm On Jun 18, 2021
there is no electricity in Maiduguri for the past 5 to 6 month now, everything there is eather working with deasel or PMS
Politics / Re: Gunshots As Owerri Residents Run And Hide (Pictures, Video) by Jonfort(m): 5:47pm On May 31, 2021
Fake News
NEWSREPORT:
This security situation in Owerri the capital city of Imo state have gone from bad to worse. Residents of Owerri are now living in fear as everyone is now seen as a suspect. Owerri residents please stay indoors, stay safe.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPgqVNjpAFb/?utm_medium=copy_link


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIHhI0fgjt0
Politics / Re: Police Officers Beat Nursing Mother To Stupour In Abuja by Jonfort(m): 12:54pm On May 12, 2021
Someone should give her ordinary Ahmed Isa number pls
Kosiso12:
SAD!!! Policemen Beat Nursing Mother to Stupour (Photo) | #IgbereTV



https://igberetvnews.com/1389734/sad-policemen-beat-nursing-mother-stupour-photo/
Celebrities / Re: Dan Foster Dies Of COVID-19 Disease - Independent.ng by Jonfort(m): 6:58pm On Jun 17, 2020
get ur ekebeeeeeyyyy out of the beeeedddd.....

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Education / Re: Obituary Of ABUAD Potential Best Graduating Student And His Mother by Jonfort(m): 1:55pm On Oct 24, 2019
which one is untimely dead again . can someone explain pls

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Crime / Re: Cameroonian Ladies Run With Lover’s Car & Cash After Marathon Sex In Nigeria by Jonfort(m): 6:54am On Sep 23, 2019
nawawo, c how i take my time dey read this o. the story sweet sha .
TV/Movies / Re: Khafi: I Am Waiting For Gedoni To Propose To Me With A Ring by Jonfort(m): 2:15pm On Aug 29, 2019
But he denied having sex with her now

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TV/Movies / Re: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by Jonfort(m): 2:26pm On Feb 27, 2018
The Good the Bad and the Ugle grin

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Family / Re: "She Lied To Me For Six Years" Heartbroken Man Cries Out After DNA Result by Jonfort(m): 2:19pm On Dec 07, 2017
same thing happen to one of my friend , after 12yrs .

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Romance / Re: Lady Lodged In Hotel By Married Man For 5 Days Threatens To Sue Him For Rape by Jonfort(m): 2:52pm On Dec 02, 2017
She should have call someone to send her money for TP the moment she fine out he is a married man. I feel sorry for her shaa

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Properties / Re: Construction Of 6self-contain Hostel Frm Start To Finish With Cost Saving Advice by Jonfort(m): 1:25pm On Oct 23, 2017
we d civil engineering student r so happy to c such post on this forum . thanks

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is In Abaribe’s Custody - FG Tells Court by Jonfort(m): 9:36am On Oct 23, 2017
water don pass gari.... grin
Politics / Re: Kogi Press Release On Death By Suicide Of Edward Soje, A Civil Servant by Jonfort(m): 9:33am On Oct 23, 2017
koginit!!!
Celebrities / Re: Fallout: Beyonce Under Fire For Blackface Photos. by Jonfort(m): 3:17pm On Feb 25, 2011
i lov beyonce, she always knw hw 2 mak money
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Discover Nairaland? by Jonfort(m): 10:06am On Aug 20, 2006
I was go tru primetime africa wen i dat wen i get 2 dis site n i.am enjoin it .

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