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Health / Re: Real Life Lessons I Learnt From An Injury I Had 6 Years Ago, But Treating Today. by JonTopps(m): 8:30pm On Mar 01
Almost thought I was reading an excerpt from a Chimamanda novel. Well said.

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Health / Re: HELP ME: What Kind of Disease/Infection is This??? by JonTopps(m): 1:09am On Sep 15, 2023
I once had a similar condition and was diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome(IBS). All the medications didn't really help. It only stopped when i cut out carbonated drinks.

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Phones / Re: Faulty Oraimo Free Pods 3 - Don't Try This by JonTopps(m): 6:58pm On May 28, 2023
chineduace:


Really..!!

Its over a year ooh

So how do I go about it ??

Take your receipt and defective oraimo pods to any Carlcare centre near you.
Phones / Re: Faulty Oraimo Free Pods 3 - Don't Try This by JonTopps(m): 9:28am On May 28, 2023
chineduace:
I have had my Oraimo free pod 3 for over a year and suddenly the left ear was either having a buzzing sound with very low volume or not working all together.

I have looked for a solution online and offline and had given up.

Carrying the unworking pair became a burden so I decided to throw it away and be managing one ear only.

I thought to myself...since I was throwing it away, let me throw it on the ground with the aim of smashing it or whatever, I didn't care anymore.

It didn't smash but putting it back in my ear, it was working.....WOW...!!!

PLS DON'T TRY THIS OR TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK...
If you still have the receipt you can return the defective pair to Carlcare and they'll give you a new pair at no cost.
Religion / Re: Apostle Tomi Arayomi: How DSS Arrested Me, My Wife & Aide Emmanuel Ezerika by JonTopps(m): 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2023
* We did not come to Nigeria under any illusion of comfort. We came to serve the Lord, fully aware of the danger.*

*Danger comes*

*Japas*
Religion / Re: Apostle Tomi Arayomi: How DSS Arrested Me, My Wife & Aide Emmanuel Ezerika by JonTopps(m): 8:37pm On Apr 09, 2023
Tomi Arayomi: We did not come to Nigeria under any illusion of comfort. We came to serve the Lord, fully aware of the danger.

*Danger comes*

Tomi Arayomi: *Japas*

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Properties / Re: Dear Abuja Residents, Is 980k For 2 Bedroom House in Lugbe Worth It? by JonTopps(m): 1:34am On Sep 24, 2022
Blueelf:


700k for a 1 bedroom in lugbe?

You're not wis financially. I mean no I suly

Enter Aco estate in the same lugbe and you would see a new 1 bedroom for 500k

Them don scam this guy sha
You misunderstand me.... Lugbe is a very big place
My residence is Sabon Lugbe along VON/Trademore road.... It has a better tarred road network and is as well closer to city centre than Aco. 700k is the least you can get for a 1bed in this axis. 2 beds go for 1M and above. The Aco that you speak of has a very bad road leading to it... though the inside is tarred and it is farther away from the city centre
Properties / Re: Dear Abuja Residents, Is 980k For 2 Bedroom House in Lugbe Worth It? by JonTopps(m): 3:52pm On Sep 23, 2022
Rent for a decent 2 bedroom in lugbe could range from low-end 700/800/900k (FHA, Aco Amac, Trademore etc) to mid-range 1.2/1.3/1.5Million (Pyakasa, VON, Palm heights, Lightgold, Lighthouse, Trademore etc) to highend1.7/2/2.5million (Riverpark, croydon, VON etc). So whether or not 980k is worth it really depends on a number of factors like the accessibility, estate or non-estate, furnishing and the general condition of the building.

PS I stay in Sabon Lugbe and pay 700k for a 1 bedroom though in an estate. Estate rent is considerably higher than stand-alone houses cause of the perceived security advantage.

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Health / Re: My Experience At Federal Teaching Hospital, Gombe, Gombe State (Photo) by JonTopps(m): 9:28pm On Jul 21, 2022
Go to the State Specialist hospital bro. I have had my ear cleaned there on a Friday without waste of time. Just be sure to go early in the morning....at least before 10am

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Health / Re: WHO Welcomes The Use Of Dexamethasone In Treating Critically COVID-19 Patients by JonTopps(m): 1:19pm On Jun 19, 2020
Make them no welcome am before na

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1,000 NNPC Graduate Trainees Begin Work On Monday by JonTopps(m): 11:35am On May 01, 2020
jesmond3945:
congrats my brother.
Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 1,000 NNPC Graduate Trainees Begin Work On Monday by JonTopps(m): 12:14am On May 01, 2020
The testimonies on this thread below will forever be an attestation to the transparency of this merit-driven recruitment. I know this because i am one of them.

https://www.nairaland.com/5075837/apply-2019-nnpc-graduate-trainee

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Health / Re: The Coronavirus Seems To Like Cold Weather by JonTopps(m): 10:32pm On Apr 04, 2020
Going by this then Maiduguri is probably one of the safest places to be in Nigeria. shocked
How ironic.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Salihu Umar Announces He Just Tested Positive by JonTopps(m): 3:01pm On Mar 23, 2020
How did he get tested so fast?

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Education / Re: Abuja Pupils Print Banners To Vie For Head Boy, Head Girl (Photos) by JonTopps(m): 8:14am On Mar 08, 2020
This is commendable.
Get them used to the electoral process and let them learn from an early age that they are responsible for the type of people that will govern them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 7:20pm On Feb 19, 2020
Teepy0392:
This link isnt working..pls wat is d WhatsApp no for gt
JonTopps:



Message me on WhatsApp
@ 09038028130
to be added to the whatsapp group
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 9:18pm On Feb 18, 2020
Ladyjane5657:
Loms! cheesy this thread is a very funny one..

One side: Some are about to kill themselves cox they didn't get Apl...

Another side: The ones that got are crying over salary! Salary!!!!! Salary for work wey u never resume o grin

Una go fit swap with us la... Gimme Apl , make ah give u No Apl? grin

Y'all should chillax..even if them pay you 100k..no dey worry us, Only the A.c sef go account for the rest money..

So guys, midnight, I got some email from INEC thing was in ma SPAM? Spam kwa? I have been very skeptical about this inec pipo since they released abi announced their recruitment thing ( dar Inec thing dey me like scam) , I filled the form with one kind mind and didn't even get an acknowledgment mail or somefin...
Which kind people be this na??

Who again has gotten their mail mbok, lemme know if I don give scammers my details cheesy
I got the mail in my spam too.
It's legit. Do register.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 8:12am On Feb 18, 2020
C1PH3R:
Does anyone have somewhat definite figures on the salary for graduate trainees (at least from the previous recruits) including on the rumored upfront?
The disparities in the figures I've heard has left me confused.
Apologies if this question has previously been addressed as I suspect it has but I simply cannot scroll through the countless pages on this thread. Thank you.
Andreblaze365:


Can you help with the group links?
scobyy2007:
Hello GTs please when is documentation starting? also I want to know when the medicals will be starting. Thank you!!!
Message me on WhatsApp
@ 09038028130
to be added to the whatsapp group

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 11:33pm On Feb 16, 2020
8legends:
We already have a whatsapp and telegram group sir. It would be nice to get everyone in one place. Thank you cool

I was not aware.

Indeed it would be nice to have everyone in one place.

I will chat you up.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 10:47pm On Feb 16, 2020
Elpacino481:
A more reason why we need the WhatsApp group

To all successful GTs

Hit me up on whatsapp @

09038028130

to get the group invite link.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 8:25pm On Feb 15, 2020
javan1502:
Those that have gotten their APL
can you still access your portal
Mine is still showing invited for oral interview

I jst wanna know

It is still accessible.
No noticeable change.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 8:02am On Feb 15, 2020
Johncuba:
My heart is broken right now.

No sleep and food since last night. I was really hoping to change my circumstances with this Job but God knows best.

Congratulations to the successful ones, you guys are favoured and I wish you guys a successful career ahead.

I just can't stop feeling bad.

To you and all others that were not notified;

You may have heard this many times but i want to reassure you nonetheless.

A disappointment can be a blessing in disguise.
I am positive you will keep up the hardwork you put into this recruitment for others and in no distant time, one will come to fruition.

Nathphil:
Congratulations to the successful GTs, may you find favour as you work in NNPC. To the EH the end is near let's keep hoping. To GTs that were left out, we march on for better days lie ahead. I must say that last night was my longest night , but am up this morning with new hopes and aspirations. It had been a very Nice journey with you guys.

To our EH Brothers and Sisters:

I am positive that just as the GT list has seen the light of day, so shall the EH list.

Our prayers are with you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 4:37pm On Feb 14, 2020
I got the Job!
God is good.

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Politics / Re: Anger As Buhari's Daughter Is Made A Manager At NNPC Subsidiary Company by JonTopps(m): 7:59am On Feb 11, 2020
True that.
No public advert of vacancies.
Just pure nepotism.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 8:53pm On Feb 10, 2020
Sempumping:


3months for salary increase?
3months to the Next grade level?

GT is the title of the grade level ,would be GT until ss5



Apparently there are two 'trainings' here

The first being the training at Edjeba in Warri as you said, for Engineering GTs which will last for nine months

The second being the on-the-job-training (Graduate Trainee) position itself which applies to all disciplines on SS6 level and will last for 3 years before promotion to SS5.

It's all clear now.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 7:25pm On Feb 10, 2020
Sempumping:


1.Only Engineers (operators)
2.Ejeba Delta state
3.yes
4. 3yrs ,Yes

Maybe I am wrong
Haba fear God na shocked cheesy
Hope you meant 3 months

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 9:35pm On Feb 08, 2020
Chukkkz:


If Dozylala90's post on the maximum date the APL can be held (7th Feb) is true, then the above can be true.

In the 2012 recruitment, the APLs were dated 28th June ( thurs) and people started receiving calls on the 2nd of July (Monday)

Napolitano2012's and Briskroque last post of next week seem to align. Then Jarus may not be totally wrong on his prediction since he said the date would possibly be shifted

May God make it come to pass. Amen

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 2:14pm On Feb 08, 2020
NuissancePolice:
People don chop ban o. That's the only explanation for the calmness on the thread. Let me see if my people escaped the mass ban. Bobowaja, mitocyan do you copy? grin
Lol! Bobowaja told me he was banned.
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by JonTopps(m): 9:29pm On Feb 06, 2020
2018, as a fresh corper out from camp with that ill-fitting NYSC-issued khaki I went to the ATM. As i was trying to cross the metallic chain barricade due to too much crowd at the normal exit lane, my khaki trouser restricted my leg movement and i toppled over the barrier landing with a gbam to the ground embarassed

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Politics / Re: Nate Sam (MC Focus): Kaduna Winners Chapel Suicide Bomber's Facebook Name by JonTopps(m): 2:40pm On Feb 04, 2020
I think everyone should stop hinging the whole idea of terrorism in the North on Nathaniel Samuel or Muhammad Sani or whoever he is.

Whether he is a Christian or a Muslim it does not change the fact that terror still reigns in the North and Boko haram and Iswap - both Islamic sects are the major stakeholders.

People are being killed regularly and the fact that it is now normal news is all the more disturbing. The most recent being the heartbreaking executions of the Michika CAN chairman and Ropvil Daciya.

If the Muslims want to show that they are really against terrorism then let them put an end to their Almajiri system instead of jumping at the chance of a self-perceived vindication from being the religion that breeds terrorism.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 12:11pm On Feb 04, 2020
If she got APL it would be hard to take her present job seriously talk more of being too busy to revel in the good news. A job that she supposedly has to resign from before 9th February

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by JonTopps(m): 9:13pm On Feb 03, 2020
ozoebuka1:
What if i told you all that Nnpc is in collaboration with dangote group to recruit some staff that will be placed to work in the new refinery being constructed by dangote?

What if i told y'all that all of us that went for the interview will be call?

What if i told y'all that i made this shi.t up?
grin cheesy grin
What if i told you that you can go f*ck yourself grin

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