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PoliticsRe: Tinubu- Planned National Conference Is Deceptive & Diversionary by jonuel1(m): 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2013
GEJ said it all

A politician thinks about tђε̲̣̣̣̥ next election while a statesman thinks about τ̣̣ђё next generation
PoliticsRe: Bola Ahmed Tinubu Arrives In Lagos by jonuel1(m): 6:47am On Oct 06, 2013
omusiliyu: ASUU, NASU, SSANU, ASUP, RESIDENT DOCTORS are all on strikes, Nigeria Tertiary institutions and Medical Centres were paralyzed due to GEJ negligent to education and health sectors.... Hope Tinubu will attend to all these?
did d problem start with Gej?
Well, i love d word 'hope' that u used and as human, be prepared to have ur hope dashed
EducationRe: Student Arrested For Hacking Jamb, Neco, Sss, Nscdc Websites. by jonuel1(m): 9:30pm On Oct 05, 2013
This is tђε̲̣̣̣̥ reason 'oga at τ̣̣ђё top' couldn't quote τ̣̣ђёir website.

Lwkmd!
PoliticsRe: APC Asks Boko-Haram To Embrace Dialogue by jonuel1(m): 10:06pm On Oct 01, 2013
awodman: This is how opposition statements on national issues should be like..no gaining of political capital out of serious national issues but acting like statesmen and working together with the government to find a solution..

APC impressed me by this statement..more of this should come from them not all those pull him down statements
GEJ told us today †ђªt ' a politician thinks of tђε̲̣̣̣̥ next election but a statesman thinks of next generation. So all man is taking redress
Science/TechnologyRe: Samsung Smart Tv With Hand And Voice Recognition by jonuel1(m): 3:13pm On Sep 30, 2013
moscobabs: Oya TECNO come do your own TV sebi u dey contest with Samsunghuh? grin grin grin grin
Give τ̣̣ђёm some time....
Christianity EtcRe: My View About Jim Iyke's Deliverance. by jonuel1(m): 3:10pm On Sep 30, 2013
nedu2000: that's if you intend getting married
What about 'go ye into tђε̲̣̣̣̥ world aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊. Multiply'...

Multiply means reproducing Ɣø̲̣U̶̲̥̅̊я kind aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ how will he reproduce his kind by himself alone?

Tђε̲̣̣̣̥ funny aspect is tђε̲̣̣̣̥ hype attached t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ tђε̲̣̣̣̥ deliverance. Thousand gets delivered every now aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ then; being delivered isn't tђε̲̣̣̣̥ case here but remaining delivered is
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 29th September 2013 by jonuel1(m): 5:16pm On Sep 29, 2013
Sunderland is sure giving τ̣̣ђёm a run Fø̲̣̣я̅ τ̣̣ђёir money.....
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Ensure I'm Not Killed- Amaechi by jonuel1(m): 11:51am On Sep 29, 2013
Professor D.:
Pause for once all yea jona supporters...and compare the price of garri with previous years,
aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ how did GEJ cause it. when tђε̲̣̣̣̥ prices of services/goods hike in Nigeria, does it ever come down?

GEJ also fixes tђε̲̣̣̣̥ prices of commodity shey?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Ensure I'm Not Killed- Amaechi by jonuel1(m): 11:48am On Sep 29, 2013
Clerverly: Jonathan would regret all these if anything happened to Amaechi, but it would be too late because Nigerians will hold him responsible.

My advice to Amaechi, please contract out your own security to a private firm as Ngige did during Obasanjo's onslaught. Buy heavy amoured vechicles and reduce your public appearances. I am very sure you would laugh last, when the chips are down. They would later come crying for you to act as a power broker.
aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ where will he get tђε̲̣̣̣̥ money t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ buy tђε̲̣̣̣̥ armoured vehicles from?

Remember, allocations come from Abuja
Also remember †ђªt he's serving his 2nd term; how will he cover his mess?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Ensure I'm Not Killed- Amaechi by jonuel1(m): 11:40am On Sep 29, 2013
malc619: I think GEJ is making every effort to compromise Amaechi's safety and to take his life.

GEJ is a murderous fellow.

cool
With Ɣø̲̣U̶̲̥̅̊я comment, aren't Ɣ☺ΰ on same pedestal?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Should Ensure I'm Not Killed- Amaechi by jonuel1(m): 11:36am On Sep 29, 2013
drmichael17: If only Jonathan could intimidate Boko Haram the way he's intimidating Amaechi Nigeria would be a better place for all...Jonathan is indeed workin,he needs nobody to campaign for him his handiworks in Rivers state alone is enough.
Tђε̲̣̣̣̥ worst enemy a man can have is member of his household. †ђªt being said, most of tђε̲̣̣̣̥ govs aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ those working with GEJ A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ enough monster
PoliticsRe: Revenue Shortfall: Fresh Crises Brews Between Jonathan And Govs by jonuel1(m): 10:53am On Sep 29, 2013
[quote author=adahib]“If we may ask, where has all the money gone since Okonjo-Iweala keeps insisting that the economy is
robust and kicking?”.


I wonder same....[/quote


Because tђε̲̣̣̣̥ economy is robust, must tђε̲̣̣̣̥ money be spent on frivolities by tђε̲̣̣̣̥ govs crying foul?
PoliticsRe: Revenue Shortfall: Fresh Crises Brews Between Jonathan And Govs by jonuel1(m): 10:49am On Sep 29, 2013
madam_oringo: LMAO! Let the retardeen even bankrupt the economy with the fat pig Okonjwo Iweala sef! World Bank Accountant! We will need all the oil from Bayelsa to get going again. We will either sell the entire oil in the state to become solvent or something drastic! LOL
Have Ɣ☺ΰ thought why tђε̲̣̣̣̥ G-7 is asking Fø̲̣̣я̅ tђε̲̣̣̣̥ EFCC not t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ be after τ̣̣ђёm (at τ̣̣ђё end of τ̣̣ђёir tenure as gov) aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ †ђªt GEJ should drop his 2015 ambition?

Of recent it has been discovered †ђªt some schools †ђªt never existed keeps receiving allocation aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ since it has been discovered τ̣̣ђё allocation has been stopped aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ tђε̲̣̣̣̥ Govs A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ crying foul now. With this move, τ̣̣ђёy A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ being starved of funds Fø̲̣̣я̅ frivolities aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ will do anything t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ rubbish tђε̲̣̣̣̥ govt of τ̣̣ђё day.

Forget about all this media propaganda t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ rubbish tђε̲̣̣̣̥ govt. Open Ɣø̲̣U̶̲̥̅̊я eyes t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ seeing τ̣̣ђё giant strides taken by τ̣̣ђё govt.
CareerRe: 20 Signs You’re A Creative Person. by jonuel1(m): 9:39pm On Sep 27, 2013
DonColz1: Nice story, but i need 20 signs that can put millions into my bank account without working atall..
PoliticsRe: Asari-dokubo: Arrest Obasanjo, Atiku, Others Now For Role In PDP Crisis by jonuel1(m): 5:10pm On Sep 26, 2013
Toktee: It is only in nigeria that ex convicts,militants,national looters ,have a say on national issues.
People like asari dokubo supposed to be kept under lock and key to allow the country to grow,but it will not happen cos we have a failure as a president.
Is it tђε̲̣̣̣̥ person of GEJ †ђªt is a failure or tђε̲̣̣̣̥ system he inherited? aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ Fø̲̣̣я̅ how long has tђε̲̣̣̣̥ system failed? aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ Ɣ☺ΰ thinks he has a magic wand t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ automatically change things? Ɣ☺ΰ better wake up cus no one can change Nigeria within 4yrs.
EducationA Suggested Solution To ASUU Strike by jonuel1(op): 7:52pm On Sep 25, 2013
A lot of people blame Govt for being insensitive and I laugh. A lot of people under Govt employ can't justify what τ̣̣ђёy earn.

Fine, Govt entered an agreement with ASUU aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ from a reliable source, many lecturers don't deserve what τ̣̣ђёy earn.

A review of τ̣̣ђёir papers aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ documents I think will make τ̣̣ђёm take dressing.

Ɣ☺ΰ can imagine a situation where a lecturer comes t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ class with a manuscript he/she has used over τ̣̣ђё years (τ̣̣ђё paper has undergone metamorphosis). While things evolve in all spheres of life, nothing new is added to τ̣̣ђёir manuscript.

After tђε̲̣̣̣̥ agreement has been signed, a review of τ̣̣ђёir (lecturers) papers should be done after every two-three years. If nothing no added papers, τ̣̣ђёy should be relieved of τ̣̣ђёir duties.

With this, I believe there will be tђε̲̣̣̣̥ needed change in tђε̲̣̣̣̥ tertiary system aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ I will suggest same Fø̲̣̣я̅ Primary aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ Secondary Teachers.
CultureRe: Onitsha Ancient Bridge Collapses by jonuel1(m): 1:55pm On Sep 25, 2013
Ajibanban: Billions can be fooled, but I wont be. Simple Biology states and proves that Egg and Sperm MUST fuse to form an embryo, and fetus - the precursors of babies.

It baffles me, that billions of people, both Christians, and non-Christians, believe that Holy Spirit had sperm, had sex with Mary and fathered Jesus.

Something is definitely wrong with many humans, but not Billyonaire.

I refuse to believe this, and I conclude that the Virgin Birth of Jesus - is the Most Acceptable Lie, most unquestionable Lie.

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Is it †ђªt Ɣ☺ΰ skipped Ɣø̲̣U̶̲̥̅̊я drug or Ɣ☺ΰ took overdose?
PoliticsRe: Rebel Governors Set To Join Accord Party by jonuel1(m): 8:14pm On Sep 23, 2013
WildChild00: With political mathematician like Obj leading the troops, I think they will give the "old PDP" guys made up of Mr Fix it, Gej and co a fight for their money on the battle field.
Being a Political Mathematician (as Ɣ☺ΰ described him) aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ a Maradona †ђªt he is, have Ɣ☺ΰ though of him leading τ̣̣ђё troop in a bid t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ fight from outside aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ dump τ̣̣ђёm at tђε̲̣̣̣̥ crucial moment t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ pitch tent with GEJ?
His leading τ̣̣ђё troop might also be t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ allow GEJ space t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ plan his game well.

There's no permanent friend or enemy in politics bt permanent interest
PoliticsRe: Rebel Governors Set To Join Accord Party by jonuel1(m): 7:52pm On Sep 23, 2013
danot1030: dis is d end of pdp d aclaimd largest party in africa, due 2 d poor leadership of tukur n d opresiv natur of gej, wen gej was supos 2 concetrat wit d work governanc he ws busy huntin n opresin amechi. HE DAT LIVS IN A GLASS HOUSE DONT FIGHT WIT STON.
aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ did τ̣̣ђёy allow him work?
EducationRe: Message From ASUU President by jonuel1(m): 10:53pm On Sep 22, 2013
Extom: No matter how hard it is to say, I must say that we are happy for what you're doing. We are a selected few, but we know that whatever cause you're fighting for, it is for the betterment of our educational system, and something that will be worth it in the long run.
For those of you bent on him calling it off, you better wake up and smell the coffee, because the rate of deterioration of our schooling system is repulsive and repugnant and unless there is a revamp in the system, your Bsc might just look like an O'level, internationally . And by the way, he's not asking for pay rise or whatever, but an implementation of a four-year agreement.
Bro wake up! Av Ɣ☺ΰ by chance heard of 'earned allowance'? †ђªt has been included in τ̣̣ђёir demands aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ that's tђε̲̣̣̣̥ bone of contention aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ not tђε̲̣̣̣̥ upgrade in infrastructure.
PhonesRe: Etisalat BIS Via Mobile Hotspot No Longer Works?? by jonuel1(m): 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2013
Guys, what's tђε̲̣̣̣̥ settings please? I guess Ɣ☺ΰ guys connect through  Desktop Manager.
EducationRe: How To Make A First Class Or Distinction In School by jonuel1(m): 2:25pm On Sep 21, 2013
Mr Mac-10:
Go and make first class money and stop fooling urself with first class Bill Gates said and i quote My classmate was a straight A student he works for microsoft I own Microsoft
Remember, everybody can't be a Bill Gate or super rich. If everybody should be a Bill Gate, who will do tђε̲̣̣̣̥ dirty job?
No matter how rich tђε̲̣̣̣̥ people of a society A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥, Ɣ☺ΰ will always find tђε̲̣̣̣̥ poor.

Do Ɣø̲̣U̶̲̥̅̊я best aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ leave tђε̲̣̣̣̥ rest.
Contentment sums it all aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ discovering Ɣø̲̣U̶̲̥̅̊я purpose in life.
PoliticsRe: CAN Prescribes Psychiatric Test For El-rufai Over Anti-Christ Tweets by jonuel1(m): 9:58am On Sep 17, 2013
T-smooth:
Ayo Orirefakasibe and his so called CAN group should learn to accept critics and make corrections not to come out blindly to defend themselves as if they are above mistake. My pity is for all those poor tithe payn x-tians who cant see beyond their nose to comprehend dat all this their money is use for self enrichment and not for Jesus. Ayo and his cabals (oyedepo, adeboye and co.) are the one benefiting not Jesus.
PoliticsRe: CAN Prescribes Psychiatric Test For El-rufai Over Anti-Christ Tweets by jonuel1(m): 9:55am On Sep 17, 2013
T-smooth:
Ayo Orirefakasibe and his so called CAN group should learn to accept critics and make corrections not to come out blindly to defend themselves as if they are above mistake. My pity is for all those poor tithe payn x-tians who cant see beyond their nose to comprehend dat all this their money is use for self enrichment and not for Jesus. Ayo and his cabals (oyedepo, adeboye and co.) are the one benefiting not Jesus.
If Ɣ☺ΰ av a problem with tithing, don't pay!; allow tђε̲̣̣̣̥ tithe eater answer questions with God.
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Forbids Tattoos by jonuel1(m): 9:40pm On Sep 15, 2013
spongeback: Old Testament, in the New Testament Jesus tore the curtain in the temple which signifies liberty. You can come worship God just as you are in spirit and in truth. undecided
Bcus τ̣̣ђё curtain has been torn, has God's standards changed? Did Christ have a tatoo neither did His disciples?

Remember, He is tђε̲̣̣̣̥ God of Yesterday, today aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ forever.
RomanceRe: Dating Tips For Ladies- Ways To Make A Guy Go Crazy Over You by jonuel1(m): 10:42pm On Sep 13, 2013
Bootylicious: There is hardly any woman or girl out there who does not want to be in a relationship where the guy is crazy about them. Make a guy go crazy over you! Making a guy go crazy is not that hard at all, with a little time and patience, you will be able to. When I first met my husband, the things I did for him drove him crazy. Those things that I did just came natural. Below, I am going to give you some tips on how to make a guy go crazy over you.

1. Show Him Your Independence: First of all, you need to show him your independence. It is important that you show the guy just how strong you really are. Men have a tendency to be attracted to those women that are independent. If you think sticking with the man at all times and relying on him will work, then you may want to think again.


2. You Are Not a Parasite: Constantly sticking to a man and following him around is not going to make him want you more. You do not always have to be in front of him preparing yourself to do anything he wants. Therefore, it is important that you give him some space.

SOURCE:http://abidemiolaojo..ae/2013/03/ladies-dating-tips-ways-to-make-guy-go.html
3. Do Not Take His Place : As much as I always talk about equality, there are some roles that you cannot do when you are in a strong relationship. When you allow a man to show his masculinity, he will take the lead. You should be thankful when he steps in and helps you in some way.


4. Know How to Enjoy Your Life: If you have a gloomy appearance and are always looking sad and depressed, then you cannot expect to attract a man.


5. Give Support When Relevant: No matter how strong someone is, even men, there are always points in their life when they will need to have some type of support. When you see that he needs it, you should be there for him and help him out.


6. Always Be Pretty: When many women get married, they let themselves go simply because they have already have their man. You should not let yourself go. If you went to the salon to get your hair done before you were married, then keep doing it. If you were smart when he first married you, then stay smart!


7. Jealousy: I have seen many girls that try to spend as much time with their friends in order to make their guy jealous. This will drive him crazy thinking of those long hours with your friends. While I would never do this, there are some girls out there that will recommend this. Again, it all depends on who you are. The more he craves for your company, the more he is going to go crazy for you.

8. Be a Great Listener: One sure way to get a boyfriend is to pay attention to him. When he is talking, you should show him that you are interested in him by listening to him. Guys love it when they have a girl that cares about them and it drives them crazy. Don’t be self centered and always talk about your desires and your life. Give him some space and let him speak his mind. Men like it when they are appreciated and praised for their actions.


9. Make Yourself Unique: There are many women out there that are attractive too. You need to do something that sets you apart from them. Find something that is unique and go with it.

10. Just be Yourself : In the end, you should just be yourself. Do not try to be like some super star you once saw on television. Be yourself and earn his respect.

To make a guy go crazy over you, just follow my 10 tips. Again, these are tips I used and I have been married for 6 years (ever since I was 18). If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to ask me and I will try my best to answer them. If I can’t, then someone else on the blog will be able to. Also, feel free to share your experiences. What do you do to set yourself apart from the other girls? How did you make your man fall head over heels in love with you?
No 7 might be true but Fø̲̣̣я̅ my kind of man, tђε̲̣̣̣̥ lady is on her own is she tries it. A lady friend had teased ♍ε̲̣̣ †ђªt other guys A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ asking her out aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ she will leave ♍ε̲̣̣ and go after τ̣̣ђёm. I wasn't perturbed aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ I wished her well on tђε̲̣̣̣̥ journey. She now said what kind of person Å̶̷̩̥͡•̸Ϟ I †ђªt I didn't show signn of jealousy †ђªt do I truly love her? Because I love no mean I go turn fool o!

Dat No 7 no go work Fø̲̣̣я̅ ♍ε̲̣̣ o! Bt tђε̲̣̣̣̥ independent lady, ....I love her.

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