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mirexxx:
tnx bae

And you agree, how gullible are U? When the analyst is fake person. A guy who registered as a lady. Who told U all the listed are real pictures.

OP! You nailed it, falls from my bed.... U reminded me of that Marina mama put joint in front of First Bank Head Office. Hilarious, U made my night. .

free2ryhme:
I disagree with you on this issue.. It is up to the user what he/she puts as display picture . Inasmuch as people would always take advantage on good things we should not deny those with good intentions the opportunity to express themselves. don't forget pictures says a thousand words

Pictures says a thousand words....

And when the picture turns fake, how many words does it say?

See, opinions on thread are basically on gender, experience, education, intuition, such intangibles and ain't physical appearance whether beautiful, handsome or what U have. Not what is felt, but is there, can't U understand?

prettythicksme:
This one strong oo but evry social networks is meant for dating naa and no b only nairaland fake people dey go to badoo u go fear#fake people everywhere and na guys dey awalys use ladies pictures to scam their fellow men*SMH

Nairaland! A dating site? Because it's a social network? This is a short sighted opinion to me. Yes fake people exist everywhere, the suggestion was meant to address this anomaly and make nairaland better than any other sites U have had that experience.

If Nairaland is a dating site, I might as well delist my registration. I'm not needed, neither do I need any date.

Moderators, I have come to a conclusion in my mind that it does better if DP pictures are removed since people's identities are not needed for an opinion or to express their minds.

This would remove the attention some members seek by pasting pictures that are not theirs. Again multiple registration will be curtailed as some appear as male and female or people hiding their gender and so on.

Why do U visit a lady's DP? To confirm what? Whether she is beautiful, sexy, busty, or even ugly? Even if U find it to be any of the above, who told u that, that is his/her picture. And for those who think this forum is a toasting ground, you are in a fools paradise.

If some men will disguise as a woman and pretend so, I think it's disgusting, and the reverse also as well. Some women won't even state if they are female or not and it's mostly women that are into these acts more.

PhotoShop abeg, top bigger than below

A lady broke her virginity to a guy and think she has married the guy already. Does not feel any guilt of premarital sex, since she has not been married. She took to self service but feels guilty. Even the bf feels bad to hear that. And the change of environment forces her to become born again, yet she opens this kind of thread to seek for advice....

Shame is your second name. I'm sure you are hiding it from your bf that you posted this on nairaland. You claim you will be joining him this year.... So the urge to join him with out marriage to continue premarital sex is still controlling you? You are a confused person and it's your type that dies from heartbreak when the reality and the truth is revealed. A born again asking for help I'm sure your pastors on nairaland have answered you.

Your foolishness is out of this world. What a shame to the women folk. You probably have a low esteem, that's why your sheepishly behaved the way you did. Did he cast a spell on you? How old are you? Do you have parents? While sincere and available men may have been coming your way, yet you remained on your foolish expedition. You even gave a testimony? Committing adultery and fornication with a man that has a Ph.D. in impregnating women. Wonders shall never end. You don't need any help.

You are just a FOOL! Haba! Your own girl friend's boy friend ? May be you are a teenager.

Pumacy, let me share this link with you. The responses to the thread is quite revealing.

https://www.nairaland.com/2035590/how-man-prevent-premature-expulsion

Justeenaleo:
I dislike the text thing, give me full text please, spending your time to type in full means you consider me important. When you drop, ttyl,sup,k, e mean say you no get time for me.

Your beauty is justified by this response you made. You are my kind of friend....

Can you state how old you were when your father did the first act? And how old are you now? Was there any pregnancy while the acts with your dad and the various men went? And then how did you handle it? What is your confidence level like?

This will help me on my total picture advice.

The classification of sexual sins is just by the way. If thou looketh upon a woman...., thou has committed adultery / fornication already. No contacts yet and then any of the above classification would have been committed. No one is free as I think that the women who draw men to lust after the looking act are part of the sin. May God have and show us mercy.

But you should know people are fasting. Why tempt me now with this now?

I can't throw the story away just like that as others have posted here. Somehow the posture of Pastor of the Living Faith and specific prayer points raised in the last all night service tend to focus on a strategy to dislodge any Islamic oriented leader and that Nigeria is not an Islamic country to be ruled again by such. Towards this special prayers are being planned this next Sunday to the effect that all members have been asked to present their PVCs for invocations of heaven acceptance and holy spirit direction of how the voting should be done.
Well, if the facts are TRUE, can Jonathan though a christian as claimed be sure that he's God anointed to rule us, or by claiming to be a christian, then the name Nigeria automatically become a christian country. God can use even His enemy- Islam to advance the good he intended for a people. I just don't want the Living Faith Church and the Pastor to be drawn to government that allegations of corruption keep mounting by the day.

Why are the men not sharing their experiences or is it just this couple alone that have this challenge. And the women, I expect you all to share your frustrations over your husband's inability to hold erection that last enough for your heavenly cum.mg. How do you help him to overcome pre-mature expulsions etc. I'm very sure both couple cannot climax at the same time. It's alot easier if the wife climaxes first as that will allow the man to feel a sense of conquest of having brought the mountain down. Pls I welcome more posts....

CyracksMrBlogger:
well i should have but am not yet married and i don't do it so i can't say from experience but people do say this method works for them. When untop, relax your mind while you go in and out. Don't breath very fast and don't think about how u are doing it, just be counting one to hundread in seconds and by the time you reach two thousand in counts, your wife should be satisfied and then you rush up to finish it.

LOL!!! Ok, noted. Thanks.

KanwuliaJara! Thanks for your contributions. Those videos gave a lot of tips. Lovely.

[quote author=KanwuliaJara post=28719391]He can't !

All a husband wants to do is RELEASE TENSION. . . with EJAAAKULATION in his wife or any poohsie AVAH-LAY-BOO!
Most couples ONLY MANAGE in the bedroom and are NEVER quite fulfilled in MARRIAGE. Such is life! DEAL WITH IT!

The wife does not excite him that much to cause a 'delayed gratification' for both parties.
The only thing he can do is to SATISFY HER FIRST. . . .with his mouth or fingers. . . WHILE HE JERRRKS OFF ON THE MATTRESS! [/quote

I quite understand your drifts here. They are happy couple and the wife excite him, and this excitement is part of the problem. He desire her crazily due to abstenance. He needs delay ejaculation to pamper his wife to cu.mmg and orgasm. The fingering and mouth pre-intimacy is noted, only if he can wait and most times the wife would demand that he insert his man inside her after the fingering has created high stimulation in her.

xynerise:
Practically, a cowgirl ride style makes sex last longer.

Sorry, could U explain the cowgirl ride style for me. I'm sure it's a sexual intercourse position.

@Burger01. Okay, I will check up. Thanks. I appreciate men that are supportive to other people's concerns.

CyracksMrBlogger:
You are the man lol don't be chy, come up directly and say its your problem nobody will tell u this is happening in their marriage

CyracksMrBlogger I expect you to have a better opinion to share than this. What difference would it make if the story is about me. Ok, assume it's me go ahead now and advise me. The cause of this premature expulsion is the long period of abstaining from sex because it was not so when they were doing it and making babies

Burger01:
Eat well, exercise regularly and always apply desensitizers or any desensitising cream on head of your sontin before every act. You need to time rightly and don't apply too much of it else you might not eja.culate for 50mins and this could become boring to your partner..

Reduce your beer intake and cut off from taking sugar, use honey instead.


Lastly, try get hold of 'Wellman' and use regularly.

He does not take alcohol and de-emphasizes sugar. I don't know any desentisizers to recommend to him. Please can you give me names of the one you have used. Wellman makes his stool hard. Anyway thanks for your piece.

A man with so many options?

A NEW NAIRALANDER GETTING THE OLD FOLKS FOOLED BY AN IMAGINATIVE COMPELLING STORY. This IS HER SECOND POST SINCE JOINING NAIRALAND. I GUESS BY THE RESPONSE YOU HAVE ATTRACTED GO PUBLISH THE BOOK NOW. IT'S FAKE, FAKE, FAKE STORY. YOU ARE ALREADY LOOSING THE GRIP OF THE TWIST AND TURN OF THE STORY AND AT YOUR WIT'S END. RATHER THAN SAY IT'S A PAINT OF FICTION, YOU KEEP FOOLING PEOPLE. NO HUSBAND CAN DO ALL THAT. THE ANGLE OF THE CHURCH SCENE, THE PASTOR, HIS WIFE AND SOME OF THE CONGREGATION VISITED YOU. THAT CAN NEVER BE A CHURCH OF GOD. PLEASE IT'S ALL A FIGMENT OF IMAGINATION OR FICTION. PERIOD!!!....ARE YOU THE ONLY COUPLE THAT MARRIED AND MUST HOLD THE CHURCH AND WITHOUT YOU THE SERVICE COULD NOT GO ON? THAT ALSO CANNOT BE A PASTOR REALLY. PLEASE CLOSE THIS FAKE THREAD. ENOUGH OF THESE UNWARRANTED EMOTIONS

Please this tale is about denigrating men, to sound that some men are maniacs. Don't fall for the OP commendable piece and mastery of prose. No newly married man will handle sex as described. To a wife... as if it's a woman he will never see again for life. No please!!!!... I don't believe you.

missterious:
I don't even know the Black Magic song. I thought that P square's song with T.I was overrated. "Murda" should have been higher on the list.

Don't mind them, always copying other people. That song was a direct lifting of Kool and the Gang song " lets get it down". Highly over rated and they used TI to sell or promote the song.

That is not and never DBang please. Take a better look.

What goes around come around and every day we age. The younger applicants have become domain defenders and want all the jobs even when the older job seekers with experience may do better. It's a war! The 45yrs and above obviously are discriminated against in Nigeria due to the deluge of younger and desperate applicants who are exploited by being engaged with lower pay. Underlying this trend is that such engaged applicant will not know too that in about 15 or more years time of this kind of job engagement, he would not have any savings enough to become an employer of labour as being opined here and at the same time accruing his age to the class of the poster. So rather than empathize they open their mouths to paint the poster in bad lights. But what is good for the geese is good for the gander. Is it not possible that an employee after so many years of work get an unfortunate dismissal for issues that could happen untimely and unknowingly? Such fate which then leaves the person without gratuity or severance packages and such other things could make one to be looking for job at this age, and they are so many of retired civil servants or retired military and police men in like manner. So friend you are not alone. Just keep searching, your efforts with God on your side something great will come your way. Nairaland is full of young unemployed guys and are here to disparage your views and you should not be downcast at all. Allow them to wallow in their self conceited arrogance and pride that will soon destroy them.

Why waste time looking for job when your ability to write novels or literature is undisputable at least going by this well written prose. I like the write up. You are gifted!