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Crime › Re: Sisters Beat Father For Having An Affair With Their Late Mother’s Friend by Jonwesley(m): 2:14pm On May 13, 2015
What insolence, did the lady friend killed their mother or why such behaviour?
Politics › Re: Adams Oshiomhole And His Wife To Be, Lala Fortez (photos) by Jonwesley(m): 1:33pm On May 13, 2015
This has again confirm that Money and Women are inseparable. The good thing about it is that she is not another person's wife that he is marrying to, however it is probable to think that a guy's heart has been broken, as such a lady cannot be without a boyfriend before the money sweeping changes took place. I can only wish him happy married life to enjoy his catch or game, he looked voracious, and the lady reminds me of Chris Okotie estranged (or are they divorced now) wife.
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jonwesley(m): 5:42am On May 13, 2015
Halimi25:
U overrate urself lil boy
What did u really achieve in d last 2hrs??
Nothing!!!!!
I alone went against 8 monikers&am still d last person standing
Unscathed I may add
Clap for your self.Your type is rarely found around but kept at yaba left to avoid their confrontations. I know u very well. The other day, around March, you picked a quarrel with Rokiatu over her butt that Nairalanders appreciated. How many people will u pick quarrels with?
Being banned by moderators always and keep opening more monikers, if u like open Halimi26............Halimi1,000,0000 to infinity. Isn't it a shame to claim u are an old Nairalander, but yet ur moniker cannot prove that.
Really, you don't belong here. If u are known physically, u won't believe what will happen to. But mark my words, u can never be a wife material, a good mother. The word "hate" is U personified. Please change and check your life, somethings don't add up. My final words...... Just shut up!
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jonwesley(m):
Halimi24:
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
I never knew U re just jobless. The way U used the word idiot amazes me. Insulting everbody that says something opposite to ur opinion. Go on and count the numbers of time U have used "idiot" in your replies, as if it's your middle name and know how U re an embarrassment to women. You will suffer as a wife for your low level of intuition or lack of it.
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jonwesley(m): 10:51pm On May 12, 2015
Halimi24:
look into d mirror right now&repeat these words
Jonwesley is an idiot_
Miss warreva aint poo.she is fat&shld hit d gym
For going to this level to raise insults due to a harmless contribution on a public forum, show U re not worthy to be here. Why crying and pained more than the bereaved. You have drawn the curse of God upon yourself. He alone will reward U by what U have sown. You must reap what U sow.
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jonwesley(m): 10:21pm On May 12, 2015
Halimi24:
u men are 2 easy 2 fool..she put one foot forward&anoda one behind her 2 make her butt appear bigger dan it really is.her pic is an illusion
Have U seen the OP's picture. She that claims harassment should at least give us evidence of the so claimed butt. But MissAdeife proved something. We are not the one being fooled but those supporting the poster. Whether she put her foot forward and another backward, it's your headache. If MissAdeife was not embarrassed she may not have shown us this.
Romance › Re: Big Booty Chics...how Embarassing?! by Jonwesley(m): 1:50pm On May 12, 2015
Only MissAdeife can authoritatively say this based on the big butts on her DP. Carry go, no mind the Op. She is lying to make impression here jare.
Health › Re: Help! His Genotype Is AA And His Wife's Genotype Is AS But Their Daughter is SS by Jonwesley(m): 1:39pm On May 12, 2015
Mendel genetic laws remain sacrosanct on issues concerning genotype of offspring.

I rather suspect that the father may not be able to impregnate his wife. Why the so much gap? Ten years marriage, and this is the first child. The further tests should include the husband's sperm count.

Probably the wife knew this situation and to cover her shame tricked a family blood line with a coincidental DNA as the husband to play away match or adultery.

If the sperm count test shows that the husband is infertile then they should look no further but for the woman to confess. This is my digression on what possibility there is to this puzzle.
Phones › Re: Lagos Woman Weeps After Discovering She Bought Phone Full Of Fufu by Jonwesley(m): 8:37pm On May 11, 2015
That was how my brother's wife bought cartons as wrappers at Oshodi some years back.The wrappers measured less than a yard on each of them. It was used to wrap the well shaped carton dampen with water folded and tucked in like the new wrapper. The seller was selling them so cheap and had a bell jingling along which caught her attention.
She told the guy that she likes to buy two sets of wrappers but had insufficient money.. The guy asked for her address that he will come the following day to collect his balance and my sister in law agreed. She didn't touch them on arrival at home since she was yet to pay completely for them and waited till the following day but the seller was no where to be found. On the evening of the second day she decided to open them to admire what she bought while still hoping that the seller will come for his balance. What she saw was a neatly dampened sized carton covered by a tiny wrapper that cannot wrap a pillow. Come she how she fainted. Na heavy water we take revive her that night.
Family › Golden Words By A Wiseman. You Must Read This! by Jonwesley(op): 8:41pm On May 08, 2015
Golden Words By A Wise Man

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time. While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them. But 5 missed calls from wife, surely..."
Sports › Re: Which Nigeria U-17 Team Will You Consider The Greatest? ??? by Jonwesley(m): 7:49pm On May 07, 2015
Icon4s killed it. I'm impressed with your memory. Quite a brilliant analysis. @Icon4s deserves a prize for his piece.
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Super Model,oluchi Orlandi,bags Endorsement Deal With Verve International by Jonwesley(m): 12:18pm On May 05, 2015
sexynabila:
i dnt talk to people without d.p
So U got no excuses now for so long I have expected a response for making this post. I can see how people look for easy way out to hide their TRUE self. Do hide your head in shame
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Jonwesley(m): 7:49pm On May 04, 2015
charzyh2:
Abeg no harms. You don win o.
You made all the difference charzyh2, I don't take notice of Nairalanders as such but to spell your moniker means you have made an exception. You have also won a prize my brother.
Family › Re: Is It True That Married Women From Benue State Don't Forbid Adultery? by Jonwesley(m): 5:01pm On May 04, 2015
[quote author=coputa post=33409422]should they call black colour white because the Idoma,and Tiv people nay Benue state is involve,let the truth be told.Benue state has the highest number of HIV cases and the highest numbers of brothel.A pointer.[/quote

What point are you driving at? You are part of the conspiracy to label Benue state as whoredom. And you need to go get your facts right on HIV pandemic in Nigeria. And who told you that those who are infected with the virus are only indigenes and not other who have accepted the hospitality and friendliness of the people to stay.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Jonwesley(m): 4:51pm On May 04, 2015
charzyh2:
It is not "proffessors", the correct word is "professors".
Or the correct spelling rather, not the correct word!

And I'm happy to be corrected, thanks. Obviously I never noticed it, i goofed while quoting you. So what is the import of your correction, when according to you we are not in English class. Pot calling kettle black.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Jonwesley(m):
charzyh2:
After all, I wasn't the one you corrected.

Bro, just pay a visit to an american forum and you will notice errors but no one has the time to correct one another. Nigeria has not been moving forward because of "over sabi" professors like you. No offence.
That's the point. I guess the owner of the post took the correction politely and would have moved on. But you cried more than the bereaved as your actions have shown. Note Americans don't own the language, they also learnt it as we did, but created a form of English language acceptable to them. Our English is from Queens land. Get it now? Don't call me "over sabi professors".... What was your purpose of correcting my usage of "u" instead of "you" ? So i can no longer shorten my words which everybody does here?
Family › Re: Is It True That Married Women From Benue State Don't Forbid Adultery? by Jonwesley(m):
OP, you are an agent of the devil to spew all these trash about a people. How can you accept to play the devils advocate to denigrate a certain tribe on a mere hoax and a comedy. I will advise the MODs to remove and close this thread as it's a calculated attempt of one or a group of deranged people to cast a strong obloquy on the Idoma people.
I stand to protest strongly that this is uncalled for. Such notions, ideas are figments of an imaginary fixations of a people to cast aspersions on a people.
If not that we are on a faceless medium i will take an action on these senseless bigots who think a race is superior to another just because they are a minority. I take exception to such statements as they are not TRUE and never can be. MODs do the needful please.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Jonwesley(m): 10:52pm On May 03, 2015
charzyh2:
It's not 'U', the correct spelling is 'you'.
Whatever, non admittance of being wrong is doing urself a whole lot of harm. What a disgrace.,
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Jonwesley(m): 5:13pm On May 02, 2015
charzyh2:
Are we in an english class?
What is wrong with a harmless correction? Must U be in an English class to correct a bad spelling or wrong usage of English?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Jonwesley(m): 3:34am On May 01, 2015
KillerBeauty:
Visiting newspaper stand every morning to read all d newspaper not because of news but the search for job. They don't usually buy the papers o they just skip through all of them and go.
You mean skim? How come, skip? The op made good points but marred by wrong usage of tenses. A place he wrote "their" instead of "there".
Politics › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture Of River State Governor-elect? by Jonwesley(m): 5:12pm On Apr 30, 2015
How come, Tele Kuru the deputy governor to Amaechi is sitting by WIKE's right? Was it a delegation when all things were still good? Or was it PhotoShop?
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Super Model,oluchi Orlandi,bags Endorsement Deal With Verve International by Jonwesley(m): 9:47pm On Apr 27, 2015
sexynabila:
i dnt talk to people without d.p
Hey Nabila, can u answer my question now? Check my d.p now.
Romance › Re: Guys, Some Very Silly Things You Should Stop Doing by Jonwesley(m): 7:59pm On Apr 24, 2015
Then what is man? Apart from point 1 on chasing small girls, the rest is why we are men. Go and die!!!.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Open Letter To NIGERIA From A SOUTH AFRICAN by Jonwesley(m): 11:31am On Apr 24, 2015
I had expected a soberly write up to the end, which started well but became muddled up with the same xenophobic mind set.

Guy, the world mocks at people who kill their visitors in what ever name or guise used. Why not kill ur apartheid masters and prove ur orchestration right. 7 persons killed in gruesome manner, what justice is that? And painfully a black brother.

I wonder what the name SA means. May be it's wrong. Why calling a region with a country? That is the idea of colonization. Only such place do we find the name. We have West Africa (WA), East Africa (EA), North Africa (NA) to comprise of countries in each regional block of the continent, but SA has taken the southern region as a country name.

Something is wrong with their thinking. You make urself a fool by your justification. Can U do without Nigeria in the continent of Africa? A country of about 170million and leading with the highest GDP in the continent.

Your immoral display even shows at the yearly Big Brother show staged in ur country. Sex, sex, rape, rape, lazy, lazy, idleness, idleness, eating free food doing nothing. Shame is U and your country.
Politics › Re: America Declares Orubebe, Dokubo, Others Persona Non Grata by Jonwesley(m): 2:06pm On Apr 22, 2015
oshyno:
This America doesn't know Wike. Watch how all the Americans and American companies in PH will be booted out of PH. They think they can dictate to the world . All the Americans working in Total, Exxon,Chevron ,Agiip, Schlum , Beker, Haliburton shud prepare their kaya cuz shiiit is about to hit d fan. Ndi ara.

You will be milking his source of livelihood at his backyard kwa and bar him from entering ur country. What a nerve.
Funny thing is these Americans don't obay traffic laws. They ply one-way when everyone else is on traffic .
Your naivety is noted. And is wike the controller of immigration quota? Or do you think he is running a parallel government with the Federal Government.
Romance › Re: LADIES: What Do You Think Of Guys That Self Service? by Jonwesley(m): 4:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
MissAdeife:
its actually not that bad
Miss UKWU, damn!
Family › Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Jonwesley(m): 9:40pm On Apr 20, 2015
SirShymexx:
Lol. This nyggah done make me start disturbing some chic from back in the day with humongous ti.ts. grin

Anyway, more for you and the video below - enjoy 'em swinging huge mammary glands (got milk?). cool


https://33.media.tumblr.com/6c72f99fa44b861fc6212ace5f28ff41/tumblr_ni8qj6zk961qkxtdao3_250.gif



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNVJ6UZu1_w
Thanks. The lady in the red top is killing me, just can't help or deny my feeling.
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Super Model,oluchi Orlandi,bags Endorsement Deal With Verve International by Jonwesley(m):
sexynabila:
i dnt talk to people without d.p
Really? ok I will change o! Ur comments made me check urs.

However please don't believe every dp U see. Most Nairalanders use fake pictures as dp. Sometimes d ladies will register as men and vice versa. I hope U will believe mine should I change it because of U.
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Super Model,oluchi Orlandi,bags Endorsement Deal With Verve International by Jonwesley(m): 9:56am On Apr 20, 2015
sexynabila:
her breast is some how sha
Nabila, what happened to her boobs? What do U see? Oh U live in delta? Where? We are close, as I'm too. Do I send a pm?
Family › Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Jonwesley(m): 9:56pm On Apr 18, 2015
SirShymexx:
Lol. I'm busy with 'em tatas atm - will pass them to you when I'm done lol.
Shymexx, I'm waiting for your promise. Please don't forget
Science/Technology › Re: Photo Of The Day:- Find The Dots In The Picture. [see Photo] by Jonwesley(m): 2:56am On Apr 18, 2015
Dots....... , U mean if I can see ur nipples? Yes, and very inviting. Can I hold it for a moment?

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