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Car TalkRe: How Is This Car ACURA TL, Users Please Tell Me Your Own Experiences by Jonwesley(op): 9:36am On Oct 22, 2021
JosephJP:
I can speak for the 2008 MDX, dont know much about the 2008 TL model, but its highly reliable as much as the honda civic when it comes to expenses. I also wont encourage naija use, id suggest someone ship down here to you, atleast you yourself willbe able to testify on the long-run.

You can go for it just add money join, but make sure whoever is shipping is reliable.
So glad to hear this. I'm reaching out to an uncle outside the country to help me on this. Thanks so much
Car TalkHow Is This Car ACURA TL, Users Please Tell Me Your Own Experiences by Jonwesley(op): 8:38am On Oct 22, 2021
Hello House, I come in peace. Help me as I'm about to buy ACURA TL 2008 Model Naija Use.

I followed a recent thread here on "why BMW Cars are unbelievably cheap?", and really enjoyed the outburst of responses. Now how about the performances of ACURA cars please? The only thing I have read about it is that it's the luxury edition of HONDA Cars. How good are these car models?, and the link to HONDA, does it have the nagging experiences of ball joint pull out that is known or associated with the HONDA Cars?

I'm about to make a choice to buy a Naija use of ACURA TL 2008 Model. Kindly help me with your opinions for those that know anything about this car. I will appreciate all your responses my good people.

Thanks.

EducationRe: Profile Of Professor Kayode Adebowale VC Of University Of Ibadan by Jonwesley(m): 9:58am On Oct 15, 2021
The Prof standing at his Back in the picture where he was being given an award was the predicessor, or Acting VC Prof. Babatunde Ekanola before his emergence. I see him taking over next after Prof Debo.
AutosRe: Lagos: SOLD:Clean Naija Used Acura TL 2003 by Jonwesley(m): 1:19pm On Oct 13, 2021
Laredocool:
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Hello, good day to you. Please is this car still available?
FoodRe: Giant Snake Killed Just This Afternoon In My Village. Food don Set by Jonwesley(m): 7:37pm On Oct 11, 2021
Sometimes I wonder where this snake lives to become so big or massive like this without been seen or caught.. finally it has, and what has it been eating all these years?

Please let someone help me with some answers...
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes Bills Establishing 2 Federal Universities In Ekiti, Nasarawa by Jonwesley(m): 9:35am On Sep 16, 2021
Wrong Title, should have been ... establishing Universities Teaching Hospitals, Not Universities. These Universities have long existed and not new
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia's Brother, Uduak, Disowns Her (Video) by Jonwesley(m): 11:30am On Sep 03, 2021
Hmmmnnn, if PERO should react to Annie' s lamentation, what would happen? I thought they all got this thing fixed up at the beginning. Why now Annie?
HealthRe: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Jonwesley(m): 9:13pm On Sep 01, 2021
You should avoid all drugs. Concentrate on taking more pap, no sugar or milk. If you are eating anything, eat small quantity, not to your fill. You will gradually monitor reduction of your stooling till your stomach is cleared. It's food poisoning, resulting from a certain food that you took. Avoid gluten laced foods, noodles, bread, and fast foods for now until normalcy returns. And watch triggers of food that can cause it again.
Christianity EtcI Had Sex With Apostle Suleman by Jonwesley(op): 7:44pm On Aug 21, 2021
Another lady makes a video with allegations on this Man of God.

Please watch and judge for yourself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZJKlU1uVg
ComputersRe: We Buy Scrap,dead And Abandoned Laptops And Pay Instantly by Jonwesley(m): 5:01pm On Aug 15, 2021
Kindly Link me with those that buy laptops for scraps in Abuja. I have two old laptops, HP and Toshiba that I want to sell please. Thanks
EducationRe: UNIBEN Matriculates 12,241 Students Out Of 50,555 For 2020/21 Academic Session by Jonwesley(m): 7:04am On Aug 12, 2021
Are these from the recently concluded UTME exams? When did they do post UTME selection?
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth & Wife, Elsie Okpocha Welcome 3rd Child (Photos) by Jonwesley(m): 9:15am On Jul 14, 2021
Why separate announcement, maybe the child is still a baby girl. Basketmouth has been praying for a Boy. It's now three girls in a row. May God change your chromosomes next time, loud mouth!
TravelRe: What I Witnessed In Oshodi Today by Jonwesley(m): 9:59am On Jul 13, 2021
Obviously you are a stranger to Lagos.
SportsRe: Italian Players Celebrate EURO 2020 Final Win In Dressing Room (Photos) by Jonwesley(m): 9:53am On Jul 12, 2021
What do you expect from a father's set of a team and their children team
EducationRe: JAMB Score For Medicine, Is 248 Okay? by Jonwesley(m): 6:01pm On Jun 29, 2021
Rosko123:
Even if your brother score 390/400= he would not get more than 60%. Anyone who score from 230 upward will only get the maximum of 60%. Your brother O'level is now the determinant now. If he has 5 A1=40% the maximum, five B2=35%, five B3=30%, five C4=25%, five c5 =20, five c6=10%. This is the new rule for admission now since last year. Check where ur brother falls
Hello, how do you then calculate the score if the student has one A1, one B2, one B3, one C4, one C5, one C6, just help a concerned candidate.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested, Extradited To Nigeria, Arrived Nigeria On Sunday by Jonwesley(m): 3:00pm On Jun 29, 2021
Alusiizizi:
Yet another cosmic retard that believed the fake news. Nigeria is full of idiots.
And you are no 1 in this classification! It's a confirmed news. Believe it or not we move on.


Nnamdi Kanu ordered to be remanded in DSS cell until 26th of July for continuation of trial. He was arrained before Justice B. Nyanko
SportsRe: Sunday Oliseh: I’m Ready To Take Up Super Eagles Job If NFF Wants Me by Jonwesley(m): 2:39pm On Jun 28, 2021
But compared with the current handler of the Super eagles, I would prefer him �
CelebritiesThe Latest On Ataga's Murder And The Conspiracy Theory by Jonwesley(op): 12:54pm On Jun 28, 2021
THE CONSPIRACY: Brenda the wife has a hand in the murder of her husband mr Ataga:

Brenda's boyfriend (Yes, Boyfriend) is related to Chidimma... in fact, her paternal uncle - Izu.
Izu and Brenda have been going out since she was employed at NNPC, and they're really in love.
Usifo is the only one standing in their way, as they planned to get married after the divorce.
Yes, Brenda and Usifo's marriage had been in tatters for some years, hence their decision to live apart.
Meanwhile, Izu have been footing the University and pocket money bills for Chidimma, since she got admission to UniLag, as his senior brother (Chidimma's father couldn't afford her welfare).

Brenda needed a good evidence of cheating in their marriage, in other to push through a quick divorce.
Izu volunteered to use Chidimma, and arrange a setup relationship between her and Usifo.
At first, Chidimma refused to go along with this plot, until he threatened to withdraw his financial support, and ensure she's sacked from UniLag.

Chidimma reluctantly agreed, and a chance meeting was arranged at a big party, in honour of one of Izu's wealthy clients in Banana Island, in January.
Usifo fell for the pretty damsel, and started dating her.

The plan was for Chidimma to lure Usifo to a set up destination, pre-wired with all sorts of monitoring and recording devices.
This will be a hardcore evidence Brenda needed to push through her divorce.
This was also why it was Chidimma that chose the meeting pad, rather than Usifo's normal arrangements.

On the faithful day, everything was set as planned, and Usifo arrived to meet Chidimma at the pad.
They ate, drank and discussed as usual.
Then Chidimma took the first round of drugs. Please note that Usifo doesn't do drugs, but allows her to smoke, as it turns her on.
After that first wrap, they made passionate love, and resumed their drinking.
Meanwhile, Chidimma started smoking more, as she was nervous.
She later passed out.

Usifo continued with his drinks, waiting for her to get up so they can have more sex.
As the waiting and drinking continued, Usifo decided to be mischievous, and started going through Chidimma's phone.
He couldn't believe the stuff he's seeing in Chidimma's phone.
There were countless number of porn movies, nude pics, and most startling, his own pics with Chidimma, in various places he can recall they've been to in Lagos.

Drunk and in a wild rage, he woke her up, and started questioning her.
She wasn't responding well, because she's still groggy from the drugs and alcohol.
Usifo now resorted to shouting and slapping her, in a fit of rage.
Chidimma staggered out of the bedroom, and into the kitchen, where she stumbled upon a kitchen knife.
She only wanted to scare him, and stop him from hitting her.

Chidimma, inadvertently stabbed him the first time... but Usifo kept on chasing her, even with more anger.
She then began to wave and stab indiscriminately, in a bid to stop him.
He unfortunately was struck fatally by one of the stabs, and slumped to his death.

On realising what just happened, Chidimma screamed aloud... and panic steps in.
She quickly called Izu, and informed him that Usifo was dead.
He calmed her down, and stepped into action.

Izu immediately called his boys that set up the place, and they quickly rushed to the scene.
They whisked Chidimma away, and dismantled all their gadgets.
Izu informed Brenda of the tragedy, and they quickly came up with a plan.

They were to take Usifo's wallet and all valuables on him.
Then Brenda provided Izu's PIN, and the guys went and withdrew cash from Usifo's Bank account, via ATMs.
The idea is to make it look like a robbery went wrong.

Current Events:
Following Chidimma's arrest at her father's house, and subsequent confession of the murder, all hell will soon break loose, and further arrests will happen before the end of the weekend.
Currently, the latest news has it that Chidimma's father and the owner and management of the AirBnB have been arrested.
Chidimma is scared, and will reveal everything soon.
Her life is also in danger...!!!
Car TalkWhat Is The Articulated Procedure And Steps To Buying A Car In Nigeria? by Jonwesley(op): 2:57pm On Jun 04, 2021
Hello Nairalanders. I'm in a quest to know what are the right things to do, steps to follow or do in a car purchase, either directly from abroad, or tokunbo (imported foreign used) on sale in Naija, or fairly Naija used.
Kindly help a concerned Nigerian. Appreciated.
SportsRe: UCL Final: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly As He Loses His ₦4.5M House To A Bet by Jonwesley(m): 9:24pm On May 31, 2021
Fake News, the noise pollution people are behind the story, just to whip up sensational nightingales. Do they bet with house?
EducationRe: EagleScan: Nigeria Unveils Plagiarism Detection Software by Jonwesley(m): 9:48pm On Apr 30, 2021
Ifiok21:
So what plagiarism software do public universities use currently?
Cause I know universities like covenant and babcok already use turnitin
EagleScan has a far reaching cover over the limitations of Turnitin. EagleScan has a depth of local repositories that the foreign Turnitin does not have and other features.
EducationRe: EagleScan: Nigeria Unveils Plagiarism Detection Software by Jonwesley(m): 4:38pm On Apr 30, 2021
lexyleeslim:
A Plagiarism software is not a technological advancement or a thing to call for a conference as this oh my country Nigeria.

common guys there are hundreds of plagiarism detectors out there, and any one can possibly design one.
This is an overstatement, please name a hundred of plagiarism detectors here let's see how much you know.
EducationRe: EagleScan: Nigeria Unveils Plagiarism Detection Software by Jonwesley(m): 4:34pm On Apr 30, 2021
Hadizometer:
Why use Eaglescan when we could use Turnitin?
Because Turnitin does not support local repositories, and EagleScan has a local language support as well. This is an indigenous solution and I'm surprised you are giving a foreign software an upper hand than supporting your own.
BusinessRe: How Can A Nigerian Business Startup Raise An Initial Capital? by Jonwesley(m): 8:41pm On Apr 26, 2021
BusinessRe: How Can A Nigerian Business Startup Raise An Initial Capital? by Jonwesley(m): 8:39pm On Apr 26, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Does Bayelsa Have The Best Federal Roads? What I Saw (Pictures, Video) by Jonwesley(m): 3:33pm On Apr 18, 2021
Bayelsa has just two main roads in the whole state, and you are saying if the State has the Best. SMH
Christianity EtcRe: Kwara Hijab Controversy: Bishop Oyedepo Tells Muslims To Build Their Own Schools by Jonwesley(m): 9:18pm On Mar 25, 2021
These preposterous acts are same with the fulanis when given a land, they later want to drive you out. Enough of this rubbish jare. Go and build your own school and wear masquerade clothes even without eyes if you like. Imagine feeding someone through his mouth and he's saying you are not grateful to him that opens his own mouth. I agree totally with the Bishop.
BusinessRe: EFCC To Demand Bankers’ Asset Declaration Forms June 1 by Jonwesley(m): 8:10am On Mar 17, 2021
gwinaB:
You are very wrong. There are lots of young bankers who are multi millionaires without loans.
Okay, what does that percentage count in the quagmire of corruption going on? Let me tell, the level of internal control and external checks like the NFIU in the Banking industry is enough strategy to support the fight of the EFCC. He should go after Yahoo yahoo transactions and the politicians and civil service. I maintain my stand as going after the bankers is a wrong priority.
BusinessRe: EFCC To Demand Bankers’ Asset Declaration Forms June 1 by Jonwesley(m): 8:35pm On Mar 16, 2021
Wrong priority, bankers retired poor, due to several loans that they took while at work. May be Bank MDs and directors
HealthRe: Help A Brother! What Is This In My Private Area by Jonwesley(m): 7:55am On Feb 04, 2021
[quote author=Assistantacct post=98715924]Bro are you saying there is nothing I can do about it ?[/quote

Well, you can only manage it as it has no cure. You can go read about it, Herpes simplex type 2. Management can be done by taking a branded zoovirax tablets or aciclovir tablet (Virex). And be taking about 400mg daily till symptoms disappear. Also buy the Virex topical cream and begin to apply the cream on the spot when you begin to feel tingling sensation on the spot to reduce the veracity of the attacks. If you do the application minimum 6 times daily, that is four hours apart, the attacks may be averted. If you do nothing at all you will suffer embarrassing moments in your sexual life.
HealthRe: Help A Brother! What Is This In My Private Area by Jonwesley(m): 8:50pm On Feb 03, 2021
That's Herpes. No cure. Women spread it to unsuspecting men without caring. And common among ladies that fucck around anyhow.

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