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SirShymexx:
Lmao.

Let me help you.

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Kindly send me this video, jonnogidi@live.com. I just love the dangling of those bags.

I have but kept in warri.

Solange3:
I couldn't stop laffing when I saw this. IMO, this guy na goat!

One of the reasons that I take U as a friend. U are an outright truism. I didn't see this b4

luluosas:
When you say asked 'them', what do you mean? How many people did you bought from at a time? Thank you.

I mean when I reported my surprise of the outcome to them, they didn't come up with any explanation neither was my text accusing them of being fake was rebuffed or replied to.

However like some Nairalanders have commented, I rather think my laptop was the cause as it had some problems with automatic and self download and updates going on internally which was confirmed by an IT experts that help me check it.

In my earlier years I used tooth brushes that had hard bristles. I thought the effect on the tooth will brighten the surface of teeth. I will always buy "hard" Jordan tooth brushes made by Rokana Nigeria or any other type that has hard label on it. Little did I know that I was doing myself harm. My gums began to recede.

Something different affected one of my molars at a time to the effect that the dentist that I visited recommended its extraction.

While he was doing it and examining me, he observed the receded gums and told me what was responsible. That I must have been using a hard bristle on my gums and told me to be using the soft type, example was given me straight away from his clinic which I have been using or buying to replace.

It's almost three years since I changed to the soft bristles now but my gum has remained so and no change. What can I do about this please?

tempest01:
I believe you are shouting wolf when there is none.
You recurved confirmation that you recieved 1gig data from mtn, it expires 28 March.

Is either you've exhausted your data or its error from mtn.

You just have to do another subscription, and keep tab on your data balance.

If you use hotspot in your PC, make sure windows updates is turned off, that stuff can finish your data in a minute.... Check for self updating programs too.


We all use mtn SME data.

Well said, I will check. I notice my laptop is been acting strange and d web browser Mozilla open pages without control. Sometimes it hangs. Windows updates, etc. I could be wrong my friend, but my crying is leading me somewhere. Isn't so?

It's my first time to get SME data share and it's d cheapest ever data I have gotten. My suspicion may becloud my reasoning. And d seller not responding to my enquiries and blatant accusations on them being fake didn't help matters too. It's all well that ends well.

Ok, nani, TAVOS, Manos, alabini all of U have done well. I made the text now and the reply said it should expire on 28th March. How cld I have exhausted 1 gigabyte within one week? And I sleep all night o! Is there any game or as it's called SME data share, somebody was sharing my data that I didn't know.

Octavo, luluosas, wolexy are monikers of Nairalanders. Why are they keeping quiet when they can encourage me to switch over to them. I just bought another from mtn directly but too costly. I need cheaper data plans as my work is more on research and sme biz, finance advisory and consultancy which requires internet service daily

Mrfoxx, warlord, ceejay80s, I really appreciate your responses and it lifted my spirit. Thanks to all of u. I didn't open it, I still don't know how to do so. The seller refused to guide me. Again when I texted *461*7# to 131, I got a reply of wrong form of text.

I need more knowledge because I hate being treated like this. I think it's an advert I saw on Nairaland, not through a nairalander. The company name I saw was Mareka Enterprises or something like that.

mistabiola:
Why don't you go to their nearest office and get it for 1000naira only for android phones

You mean an MTN office? My set is not android phone. This was d confusion, so many people advertising cheap data under d tag, bulk purchase from mtn and are allowed to sell lower than mtn. I fell for it and now felt cheated

Thank you. I needed to alert other unsuspecting people. I might be saving some people and wanted people to share experiences rather than keeping quiet.

I recently patronised someone through Nairaland here to buy 1 gigabyte MTN data plan 30days just last Saturday.
I sent in MTN recharge card pins worth the value to them, and shortly a text message was sent by 131 to my phone informing me of the package. I was sceptical about them because with an amount more than N1,200 MTN has never given me more than 325 MB

Today I watched to my amazement that my 1gigabyte data has run out. How come, I tried to ask them but they are not responding. What have I used my phone so soon to warrant such exhaustion? Even with the MTN direct offer of 325 MB, I can use that data up to 3 wks. I suspect foul play here. Could I have been scammed? House, does anybody share with my experience? What is going on?

How to raise fallen b.o.o.b.s?
How to achieve multiple orgasms?
New and cheap make up artist from US, every body is going there.

How to remain sexy after 35yrs?

How to remove stretch marks

How to maintain tight punana to make it look like I'm still a novice......

A sample of 100 monikers out of excess of million monikers, very poor probability sampling I would say.

You have no job. What is sweet about the moniker without meaningful contributions.

The sweetness of the others is the reason why you can't call it easily. That is innovation, uniqueness and class.

[quote author=slimzypink post=31139106]ugly fowl... so not sexy at all, face looking like 8 years a slave . hair looking like 50 shades of suffering, who the Bleep,n fu,ck released this pics.. she fall my hand for a woman who can look way better, this wowoness is beyond me [/quote

You where be dry bones nko! You get mouth. U no fine reach Anita half. Commot there, slimz nothing....

babyosisi:
Are you the baby in question?
Why are you so pained

Who make you the judge madam Osisi? There should be balanced in situating issues from different points of view. The lady was nasty, and does not look like whoredom to you? Take a peep back what she cld have done be4 pregnancy and in the course of the 9 months be4 delivering the baby. It's possible she has been banging right from first week of delivery, the baby's eyes were not as strong as now.

The poster again used the word "sternly" to describe the look and does that not warn you? She is being wantonly, outstriping moderation to say and if not for the baby's observation to a mother's obsession to a obscenities, she will not run to Nairaland. She just Nairaland last week.

Rotikaju, it's the same pictures posted by Jybz yesterday that you lifted to post as your own. I thought it's a different pictures and wasted my Mb. Why are pple like this even to acknowledge Jybz, you can't. This pictures were immediately sent in from there. And I'm sure Rotikaju does not reside in Jos.

Six months old baby and you are banging already with wanton abandon in presence of your baby. What a crazed sex starve couple. Young couple my foot. And so it's holding U too much that U don't care if d child watched U. Why are U afraid now with his gaze. Quickie in d bathroom, kitchen, sitting room and walking unclothed around. The hole is open all the time, U are a shameful vulgarised woman. U are married for goodness sake, why not apply decorum. Why doing it as if there's no tomorrow? Note you will be pregnant be4 that child is one year old, even if U use condom or withdrawal method. A mistake is never far from you I smell that. Goodluck.

prettythicksme:
Bank is a good place to work,op all these are minor thingz someone can deals with easily naa.

Prethythicksme! Are U as raw as what ur monicker says. Why then d denials from U folks. U re an embodiment of d language.

The Corps Marshall of the Federal Road Safety Commission, Mr. Boboye Oyeyemi, has said the agency would no longer insist on any deadline for the enforcement of the new number plate.

Oyeyemi, who stated this on Wednesday in an interview with journalists said the agency would abide by the court ruling which restrained it from enforcing the proposal.

He explained that motorists who still had the old number plate would rather get the new ones when they go to renew their vehicle licenses.

The Corp Marshall, however, vowed that the agency would not back down on the June 1st, 2015 deadline for the enforcement of the speed limit device.

He said by 2016, all imported vehicles in Nigeria must have speed limit device installed in them.


Source: News trail

Colour reaction!!! Wedding, ha! Ladies page. Runs out of thread with "yawns" as my friends do.

Ishilove:
Deep... Especially the "minor and major sin" part.

Also, a lot of the times when we flee from sin but leave Sin a forwarding address, don't be surprised when it shows up at your doorstep. Of course you will battle it and if your will is not strong enough, you fall again and again. If you want to flee from sin, make sure you cut off all

And grace. We need grace to flee from sin because the spirit wars with the flesh, and the flesh, the spirit (Gal 5: 17). We should pray for grace and God will grant our requests.

Thank you op for this wonderful message.

Ishilove,, Please tell me why the banana doesn't like the game being played

A man with breasts, that is what I call this. Very irritating sight. Pukes...transgendered!

All these little rats that call themselves girls, ladies or women. Just because some little oranges popped up on their chest, or pubic hairs have come out in some parts of their body, they would not allow us to hear words. They are not different from a young dog who got deflowered and now fights for big male dog with her mother.

You came here to register just today, and this is the level of shame you have attracted to urself. "I'm beautiful, why don't I have a boyfriend" " Why am I getting so many PM?"Now you have the answers. Attention seeker! And U could not protect their privacy but had to display your suitors like that.
Mbok!

yinkusminkus:
The difference is in their TIME MANAGEMENT skill. An efficient staff manages time more than an effective Staff.

This is the most appropriate answer. Only the time factor, nothing else. I'm embarrassed about the calibre of our graduates. Most of u were ranting. Even the expected answer required efficiency. So the interviewer already know U by ur answer, if U like choose what U are not.

Going by the campaigns in the various state staged by both d PDP and APC we saw pictures and turn out of Nigerians who came to welcome and show their supports to the presidential candidates.

It was rather a show of competition, strength and acceptability. Lot of dancing, speeches upon speeches, comparison upon comparisons, advertorials, online polls, special paid tributes on national TVs etc. We anxiously waited for the elections since that is the only process a winner can emerge.

But why does it seem the PDP suddenly have developed cold feet and like have given up hope? Going by the body language of the PDP, the shift in election date, the feelings generated, the scheming, the propaganda of interim government, not willing to handover power if PDP loses and so on?

The elders say, the meat that has fat proves itself by the heat of the fire. So when the campaigns were on, it was just to find out only how acceptable Nigerians see the PDP? Is it not election that will determine the winner? Why will a defeat be accepted when the elections have not been held?. My peeps what is going on?

Na man d speak like this, abeg commot there. U colonized a white girl picture and documents on line come the form, use d deceive us. I know better hate. Mtchweeee

MizMyColi:
Apparently pained.

There's nothing resounding about the reply.

And yes, a push up bra would have been miraculous.

But then again, it's her life.

To each his own path.

A push up bra! My foot, so when it is removed, what happens? A huge deception it is. Many women are depending on such wisdom to deceive men, and when the truth is revealed, the man will become disinterested. Please don't overuse ur body parts for it will show. She will need breast augmentation to lift it up. Only a slight cut off from the upper breasts tissues will do, no implants at all and the boobs will become ok. My little take though..

RomanceLander:
The shape and the colour shaaa ......
What am I even thinking. I'm a child of God

Like your thing.... abi? Take my eyes away fast.

OP, there is also a question I have. The Nigeria Institute of Science Lab Tech (NISLT) and Nigeria Medical Lab Science (NMLS) by operation, which is better recognised? Tell me why the Medical Lab separated themselves from NISLT, or is the Medical Lab a separate science that can't be under the umbrella of NISLT? Just enlighten me on this dichotomy please.

prettythicksme:
OUCHHHH op y dis kind thread,this is a faceless forum so if anybody bash u,bash back and if u cant then quiet.

Here you have stated this is a faceless forum. So why were you arm twisting my post earlier where I suggested we remove pictures from our profile pages. You even said i was not objective... What is faceless please? And what if we have no pictures as DP. Please reconcile these statements for me.

free2ryhme:
cant you read

because people upload fake dp and falsify there bio datas on naira land does not mean we should totally abolish the idea. what about those who have real dp and bio data? what now happens to them? u should also note the sun shines on the good and evil likewise when it rains

Stop castigating some one by such comments "can't you read?"...

You are like the type that can easily be carried away by sight. Yes I know some will have good intentions, and my comments is basically a suggestion on how to frustrate those that take advantage of the good people here, no insults please.

How many people display pictures on their profile pages, about 20% or thereabouts. Some display inanimate objects, pictures they like.

And of those 20% fake pictures abound particularly fake ladies pictures by people of low self esteem or to deceive innocent people into believing they are so and so.

Without pictures we can learn from people's experiences and their knowledge, willingly expressed.