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Education / Re: Bilateral Education Agreement (BEA) Scholarship Awards - 2017/2018 by jorion(m): 12:32pm On Feb 03, 2018
damtan:
Which country will you guys advice for Reservoir Geoscience or Petroleum Engineering. I need suggestions please.
China
Romance / Re: A Senator Is Sleeping With My Fiancee by jorion(m): 4:58pm On Jan 28, 2018
clarocuzioo:
That's a stupid thing to do, you can be smart about it, use your girl to make use of the senator's connection, when you are properly established, use the money you made to get good, decent and more beautiful girl and marry her which simply implies dumping ur present "olosho" girlfriend at the right time, or better still just leave her and move on with your life.
Don't go and start a war you don't have the capacity in all ramifications to fight.

I no know y guys no wan gree wise. Senator + girlfriend = connections. Intact, I will be driving her to him myself. No be fiancee I call her?
Romance / Re: 13 Clear Signs To Know She Loves You by jorion(m): 4:08pm On Jan 28, 2018
Chai, signs emmm. Na so. Which time does one have for signs when the economy is seriously biting hard on his scrotum. If u can't step up, then forget it.
Romance / Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by jorion(m): 3:59pm On Jan 28, 2018
kense88:
Teaching is actually the best for mothers.
Here we go again. Who are you to decide?
Romance / Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by jorion(m): 2:00pm On Jan 28, 2018
DonEd:
Why don't we consider sacrifice instead of selfishness? Do u love him? Does he cherish u? You saw someone that u have hoped for and u are gonna let him go simply because u are in medical school? Just wondering, can't a married girl continue her studies in medical school? It's just a matter of understanding between u two.

I don't agree that the man is desperate, every man has a drawn out plan for his life and intending family, don't blame him if ur schedule doesn't fit in his. You didn't even mentioned both ur age.

On ur own part, u are worried marriage life is gonna disrupt ur studies. U guys should find a way to reach out halfway

Trust me, finding ur soul mate isn't as easy as finding ur shoe size in Walmart, its gonna take another season.

My two Naira though.

U mean this, I read it over and over again. Do people still believe in soulmate (your last line), that's like the oldest cliche in the world. If I had a coin for every girl I thought was my soulmate, I'd be a billionaire
Romance / Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by jorion(m): 1:00pm On Jan 28, 2018
DonEd:
a clear case of talking before thinking.
Learn to read carefully.
Sharap your mouth, do you think being a mother is easy? Do you think building a career is easy? My young bro studies medicine in the USA n I know what medical students do pass through, n studying medicine abroad is easier than in Nigeria because its more practical. Now you want a lady who is studying such a challenging course to bear a child. Are you not a wizard?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by jorion(m): 12:35pm On Jan 28, 2018
emmiaaron:


I swear! A lot of people here just ask dumb questions. Don’t be surprised those shouting it was easy might not get through the first stage. I’m only being realistic. The truth is there was no need for the past questions.

Let’s hope for the best and believe that God will see us through.

Exactly, reminds me of DPR recruitment. I got easy but extremely tricky statement n conclusion syllogism questions. And I know if I get a rule wrong, I will fail 6 questions automatically. I would be confident when I get to the next stage. Until then, I ain't waiting

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Romance / Re: Why Do Every Girl Claim That They Have Boyfriend by jorion(m): 1:14pm On Jan 27, 2018
Hmmmm. If a lady tells you she has a bf, she is trying to chase u away. If a girl is into you, ask her if she has a bf and she will tell u no even if she's have 100
Romance / Re: Please Help Am Confused !!! Girl In Medical School A Turn Off? by jorion(m): 1:01pm On Jan 27, 2018
DonEd:
Why don't we consider sacrifice instead of selfishness? Do u love him? Does he cherish u? You saw someone that u have hoped for and u are gonna let him go simply because u are in medical school? Just wondering, can't a married girl continue her studies in medical school? It's just a matter of understanding between u two.

I don't agree that the man is desperate, every man has a drawn out plan for his life and intending family, don't blame him if ur schedule doesn't fit in his. You didn't even mentioned both ur age.

On ur own part, u are worried marriage life is gonna disrupt ur studies. U guys should find a way to reach out halfway

Trust me, finding ur soul mate isn't as easy as finding ur shoe size in Walmart, its gonna take another season.

My two Naira though.

Sharap, you think building a career these days is like selling bottled water. I don't really know the couple well enough to pass judgements but telling a girl to put her career on hold when she has barely started is selfish.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by jorion(m): 10:04pm On Jan 25, 2018
please, in need of dragnet past question at knjoshua@yahoo.com. abeg, God bless
Education / Re: Come Study Any Degree Program In France- French Embassy Tells Nigerians by jorion(m): 8:31am On Jan 25, 2018
nairavsdollars:
Another slave trade trap?


Nigerians are already slaves in Nigeria. At least, with the white men, you get recognition and reward for your hardwork

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Romance / Re: Rant Corner: Doing A Guy's Laundry Necessary In A Relationship? by jorion(m): 2:36am On Jan 23, 2018
JULIE1925:
angry


Doing my bf's laundry? I dey mad? Hell to the N-O undecided...

But i can do the ironing tho grin

As long as you're don't expect any bank alert, no p.
Romance / Re: He Broke Up With Me Cause I Refused To Make Up His Friend by jorion(m): 7:44am On Jan 13, 2018
Op try u. I go come smash this small infinix wey I dey use because of one relationship, ahhhhhh.
Romance / Re: Apart From Religion, Why Do You Hate Gay Folks??? by jorion(m): 7:31am On Jan 13, 2018
HannahHitler:
as a matter of fact, I'm fascinated by Anal sex and I will have it soon and if I like it, I might do it more often. i heard it's fun so...... Now to your point

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww
Romance / Re: Best Condom For Maximum Pleasure by jorion(m): 7:30am On Jan 13, 2018
ubunja:

how you gona diss virginity in praise of sex on an STI prevention thread on which someone is asking about condoms??
and take that "benefits of sex" speech to oloshos.coz noone suffers any noticable deficiencies from No Sex.


Bro, your grammar is too Jamaican-like. Bomboclak man, speak in English
Romance / Re: Best Condom For Maximum Pleasure by jorion(m): 12:09am On Jan 13, 2018
ubunja:

you mean virgins?
coz abstinence is the only 100% guarantee of an STIfree life.
Not true, you should know that by now. But it does reduce the probability of contracting an infection though. But sex even once a year does a lot of good to the body, soul and mind. Abstinence is not an option
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Give Ladies The Condition Of Getting Pregnant Before Marriage? by jorion(m): 11:27pm On Jan 12, 2018
AleksAndria:


That's okay, but, it still doesn't guarantee child birth either.
Had it not occurred to you that some of those women who couldn't bear children until later would have been married as Virgins?.

Na lie, big fat one.
Romance / Re: Best Condom For Maximum Pleasure by jorion(m): 9:57pm On Jan 12, 2018
ubunja:

who doesnt like skin to skin??
People who prefer a healthy long life!!!

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Romance / Re: 10 Signs Your Girlfriend Just Sleptwith Someone Else by jorion(m): 11:09am On Jan 12, 2018
Can say without a doubt that the lipstick and nagging part are true. Personally faced the nagging issue, pretended like I didn't know what was going on but later dumped her ass when I could not take it anymore. The lipstick own was funny, girl walks into project supervisors office with black lipstick and walked out 15 minutes later with none. For my mind CHINEKE, girls sha.

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Romance / Re: When you build a wall around yourself. by jorion(m): 9:08pm On Jan 08, 2018
Would have been a much better advice if you were referring to making new contacts/connections. For me though, I don't like keeping much friends and the one I keep should share either same character, dreams, goals, ambition etc. Frankly speaking, 5 minutes of conversation is enough to put you in either my bff list or acquaintance list

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Romance / Re: Misunderstanding The Gender Equality! by jorion(m): 11:49am On Jan 08, 2018
Gender equality for people who seems to have it easy in life. Try being a man

Romance / Re: What Does She Want Exactly??? by jorion(m): 1:02am On Jan 08, 2018
Brother, you're being used. She's stringing you along like a dog with a stringed bone. Except you can 100% guarantee that the hymen is intact, someone else(s) is definitely praying on her mountain. Bro, let her go. Experienced this and broke up sharperly. If not, you will become absolutely miserable and then you will still end things
Romance / Re: Something I Noticed About All The Prostitutes I Fvuck.. by jorion(m): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2018
omochelsea004:
there is difference between ashawo & olosho, but pple are mixing them.

Ashawo: to my best of knowledge are the ones living in brothels, their price start from 500 for short time, pullover is a little bit higher than d price of short time, other prices also depends on the style u want to do, but whatever it is, it is their brothel u must go if u need their service

Olosho: this are the type of girls popularly called or known as runs girls, they av so may types of packaging, they can display their market by d road side or some popular junctions e.t.c. this kind of ladies u stop where they are standing, u negotiate price with them (no fixed price) depending on their asset 3k, 5k, 8k, 10k upward, when u both come into agreement u take them to wherever you feel like to have them.
hope am right?

Hehehehehe. Y u dey ask me? Or u hear say I get PhD for olosho business.
Romance / Re: Something I Noticed About All The Prostitutes I Fvuck.. by jorion(m): 9:42pm On Jan 06, 2018
ceejayx:
I stopped going there the day one of them slapped me for removing her bra and sucking her bress.She was like how much u pay sef?
Me: 500
As she push me comot naso I use vess comot my CD pour the akamu for her bed.
She say I go pay for time wasted.. Abeg who dey waste each other time?
I later use my tp pay am sha after their body guard show me hin Chest. #neveragain grin

Hehehehehe. Guy, u funny o. Olosho n their wahala. It depends on the quality of olosho n ur manner of approach. 500 olosho, lol, quality too low na

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Romance / Re: Life is Good by jorion(m): 9:34pm On Jan 06, 2018
I didn't know that people are still irritably stupid. And you even had the temerity and audacity to post this. Guy, receive sense.
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle My Girlfriend Dating Another Guy? by jorion(m): 2:32pm On Jan 06, 2018
HRHQueenPhil:
no. don't leave her o. just do this five things
1. buy her a car
2.propose and marry her
3. help her finish her education or start a business
4. make sure u lead her to Christ and become a strong one
5. love her well, give her what she wants.ur attention,sex.children ,ur appearance , den watch d outcome of all ur efforts

Hahahahahahaha. Don't make me laugh, you think life is a movie where a guy was born to please a girl. There are no happy ever afters in life. If your bitch don't behave, you dump her ass and move on.
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle My Girlfriend Dating Another Guy? by jorion(m): 2:12pm On Jan 06, 2018
These bitches ain't loyal right from eden. One man n one woman with God in between yet she fell for a snake. Take heart bro

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Romance / Re: I Will Always Slut Shame Women by jorion(m): 1:00pm On Dec 31, 2017
Life is filled with cycles. You only need to catch the right train.

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Romance / Re: Guys Ain't Sex Tools; Be Like This Guy by jorion(m): 1:50pm On Dec 29, 2017
Guys who worship pussy are either kids ( I mean 16 yr olds and below), old rich men seeking fresh blood and vision less young men. When you know who you are as a man, pussy worships you. If you are on the streets and see a girl you fancy, when you shout GET OVER HERE like scorpion, she responds without hesitation. Only weak men pursue puccy

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Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 5:27pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
hahahahahaha oga even 2face back in the days was a fine boy, na why ann wan die for him matter, ugly person cant be beautiful overnight, na average looks they climb wen money touch them, an ugly person is ugly forever, obasanjo, oshiomole
Saw tu face and e wife pix from back in the days, guy u lie.
Romance / Re: How To Identify An Ex Slut For Guys About To Get Married. by jorion(m): 5:22pm On Dec 28, 2017
iamJ:
but they are not ugly, bill gates wife is beautiful, mark wife is beautiful, even psqaure wen sing nobody ugly, married beautiful women


oga while u digest that, read why ugly people neva make it in life

Bro, then you don't really know what beauty is. Money can make even a monkey beautiful. Beauty is what you look like after you take off all that money, make up and accessories. Even the p square girls are killing themselves for now, go take a look at their photos when they had absolutely nothing. If you need money to be beautiful or good looking, you were never beautiful in the first place. Even obasanjo and oshomole are true life testimonies that ugly people have opportunities just like any other person to accomplish their goals.

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