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PoliticsRe: Senate Approves Buhari’s 15 Advisers by jorlons(m):
FiNaLLy the Nigerian ship can set sail.

Baba remember only CLEAN change agents. No more "share the money" mentality.

If you can't serve then swerve capish.


Nigeria will rise again. I and my household choose to be hopeful.

God bless PMB/PYO.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Dies After Hard Drugs He Was Trying To Smuggle Out Of Indonesia Bursts by jorlons(m): 12:06pm On Jun 03, 2015
Mehn! These guys are wired to succeed in life, I just wish they'd take a cue from their brothers succeeding in the right way. I wish they'd just learn from these sad incidents.

Now @25 he has throw his life away in a very horrible manner. Let me just type RIP even though it's clear were he's headed.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by jorlons(m): 10:02pm On Jun 02, 2015
agarawu23:
good one.
but are you aware of buhari's step? I think it's a good move for a start
Yes his first step is commendable. I think it's high time we invest in education in these regions.

I'm a Niger Deltan and I can tell you that our leaders here are evil, sometimes you're moved emotionally when you think of all that could have been done for the region by the representatives of the region and how they did nothing, you'd feel like weeping. What about community heads that are heavily paid ?? What do they do with the money, other than squander them in the pleasures of life, sending their children to the most expensive schools in the world while their community rot.

Asari dokubo, Tompolo, Edwin Clark, boyloaf, Ayiri, Orubebe, GEJ are folks in the region many will follow and do according to how they are instructed by these folks. But the many who follow these ones and others not mentioned are the gullible illiterate youths.

When I look back at the amnesty deal, I remember the case of Joseph in the Bible, who was traded for money by his brothers. Our brothers traded our plight for money.

I thought they would have championed for a speedy development of the region and give a time frame for such developments to take place as the amnesty deal but NO they opted for the CASH only to cry foul with the end in sight.

Is it not shameful that some of these oil bearing communities do not have the basic amenities?? When most IOC pay huge funds to community heads and award developmental projects to them which never gets completed all because of greed.

Tomorrow Asari will go to the media and cry that the region is being enslaved by the north when infact they're the ones enslaving us well not me.

I'll always stick to the belief that the south taught the north how to be corrupt. The level of corruption here is just too much for any development to take place.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by jorlons(m): 8:38pm On Jun 02, 2015
agarawu23:
brother, this is Nigeria and the issue on ground is on the security situation but your example is another case entirely.

you can't compare how you will handle international issue with local issue. this is happening in our country and we are left to face our situation ourselves.

I asked baca.... same question but he couldn't reply due to his hypocrisy.

you as a citizen of this country, how do you think buhari can end terrorism?
Ending terrorism in Nigeria can be approached in two stages.

First, intensify intelligent military operations within the region. And this has to be done with all form of seriousness not like the way it was handled by the previous administration. Once you can fully minimize their activities, stage two can then be implemented and that is:

Re-orientation. Part of the problem we're facing in the north, is their gullibility, and this can be traced to the high rate of illiteracy in that region.

I tell you, you can turn an uneducated christian into an extremist, it's very easy. There has to be a way to get these northerners to go to school. Also, the muslim leaders can't afford to rest on their oars, every form of enlightenment they can give, they should.

A wide awareness campaign, in every state both in English, Arabic, and their local language should be used to enlighten these folks.

The reason I can't tell you to go and kill for Jesus is because you are learned, very sound in reasoning as a result of your education and so you can always find out on your own if truly that's what the Bible say.

Both stages can only be implemented by a serious Government, serious political and Religious leadership in the north and a general support from the entire Nation.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by jorlons(m): 7:54pm On Jun 02, 2015
barcanista:
I sympathise with people in the North, but the idea of Amnesty is ZERO! If the terrorists want pardon they should drop their weapons, name their sponsors, turn a new leaf and be asked to GO and Sin No More but no single kobo should be spent on them. Otherwise, the Northern Elders should cooperate with the Military to flush out the bastards.
In as much as I don't like your way or manner of opposition, I'll align with you on this. PMB should not entertain any call from anybody to grant boko haram amnesty.

He shouldn't allow the thought to creep into his mind. The ONLY solution I see here is that of intensified Military action.

I've not read anywhere in the world where terrorists are granted AMNESTY. Moreover, with a depleted reserve thanks to your Oga GEJ, I don't know how they'll fund it.

Even if they had the funds, it would me morally wrong and an insult to the victims of their menacing activities over the past 5 years.
PoliticsRe: TINUBU:"I Strongly Believe In Buhari And Osinbajo". by jorlons(m): 7:29pm On Jun 02, 2015
Ok
PoliticsRe: VP Osinbajo Leads Nigerian Delegation To World Economic Forum In South Africa by jorlons(m):
Nice one. While our amiable PMB is mapping out plans on how to end the security challenges in the North East, our VP PYO will be focusing on the economy, meeting world economic scholars to get ideas to revive our economy.

That's an efficient way to achieve results unlike in GEJ's administration when samboribo was practically dormant.

APC needs to organize a free tutorial on both how to become an effective opposition and how to lead effectively, to PDP.
PoliticsRe: Robert Mugabe Sleeping At Buhari’s Inauguration: Pic Released By Saharareporters by jorlons(m): 5:38pm On Jun 02, 2015
See as e dey crash anyhow like say e do legbuke work. Make e nor go rest, you go crash enter hell one day nor worrey.

Nansense
PoliticsRe: Buhari And Osinbajo Spotted On Their First Day In Office In Abuja(photos) by jorlons(m):
Shout out to my Presido and his VP looking so presidential. I greet you gentlemen.

Shout to all ardent fans of our presido and other non-partisan well meaning Nigerians.

Lastly, TANoids, I want to specially thank you guys for increasing the popularity of my humble presido (PMB) with your 24/7 stupidity grin on this forum.

All things shall indeed work out for the good of Nigeria even if some have to be stuupid for it to happen.

-Simply Jay
HealthRe: How Smoking Weed Affects Women's Vagina by jorlons(m):
In other words,

When you're lashing/strafing/knacking/blasting her and she's crying "huuchhhh! E dey pain E dey pain", it could either be that your bulala is too frigging large and you're rendering her useless for her unfortunate husband OR the biatch is just another igbobian.

Nuff said.
PoliticsRe: Ribadu, Mark Clash Over National Assembly Budget by jorlons(m):
I really don't know why patriotism is non-existent in this part of the world. Selfishness is celebrated more than selflessness.

David mark has been enriched probably more than any senator alive today, but just take a look at his attitudinal display. For God's sake when is "enough" ?? Nigeria is bleeding on all sides and I ask when is "enough" ?? Poverty is on the rise, our infrastructures are dilapidated, our economy is free falling, our environment is in a mess and others too numerous to mention.

Despite the daily cries from Nigerians from all walks of life, these politicians have turned their backs on our plight and shielded their conscience from our pleas, yet like the wife whose husband cheated on, we still plead with them to change their ways and seeing their attitude I ask when is "enough" ??

Enough of the heartlessness, deceitfulness, bondage, greediness, un-patriotism.

We just might have to start asking God to inflict an incapacitating illness on our evil leaders.
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by jorlons(m):
Well I've not being deceived. I'll cling onto the little trust I gave this administration, until they prove me wrong above all odds.

I won't doubt their integrity nor see them as same old promise and fail politicians until it becomes vividly clear they cannot be trusted.

Long live Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 10:13pm On Jun 01, 2015
NobleG1:
I don't blame MASSOB Members because Nigeria is failed State. And again, Igbos are still marginalized today.

Hausa and yoruba are still running this country. The same two ethnic groups that destroyed it. In a civilized society, these people would be ostracize from any important political position because they've proved to be very incompetent and clueless in anything that has to do with leadership. Of course, except in public money looting, election rigging and opponent execution.

Igbos do far more better in any position they're in than any other ethnic group in Nigeria. It's a fact and on record.

If you're not Igbo and don't understand their plight, shut up!!
You're nothing but a sick bigot suffering from narcissistic personality disorder (NPD), yes google it up. Ibos are better than other tribes in leadership ?? Are you fvcking serious?? Every tribe contributed their own quota to the mess Nigeria is currently in.

Talk about who started the first coup ?? I believe it is the same NPD sydrome that led the Ibos to carry out that coup.

Now, after over 50 years of contributing to the mess Nigeria is in you lots think you are smart and you can just ditch the country when indeed you started the fierce hatred we're currently experiencing amongst ourselves.

You must of necessity stay back to either help turn things around or reap the fruits of the hatred you sowed.

Nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 9:47pm On Jun 01, 2015
Pigin1:
Buhari, Don't underestimate
our madness – Nnamdi Kanu
Buhari doesn't know he EXISTS. Let him rant for all I care. He is no different from Asari dokubo.

Let him go to UN with his case and stay there peacefully until he gets the needed support but any attempt to go violent, then he'll know the difference between the Nigerian army in 1967 and now.

If he's so sure why not begin the violence nonsense quote from a deranged element.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 9:40pm On Jun 01, 2015
nonaira:
So they had the balls to arrest Massob that is known as peaceful than IPOB that's showed they'll get aggressive if anyone dares touches them.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing Nigeria knows is violence.

Umuzarike needs to go and visit Kalu. Learn everything he can from him cause his "violence free" approach is BS. That's why they keep messing with him and his group. They shouted to the top of their lungs thaw kalu is spreading hatred and should be arrested yet kalu went to that country, commanded over millions of ppl during Biafra day, climbed up a stage and even from what I heard taunted the Nigerian government and not one person, not even the army, touched him or arrested him. You wanna know why? Cause he has loudly stated if they dare touch him, he'll carry arms and even known to tell his followers to bare arms.

Umuzuraike need to see the handwriting. Your f2king "violence free approach" is pure Bullshit. You're trying to be civilized in an uncivilized, backwards, nation. Are you serious? They didn't touch IPOB and Kalu despite they commanded more people and carried exactly what they accused una for carrying and equally taunted the Nigerian government loudly, ironically they went after Una the quiet, peaceful ones. Go and pay kalu a visit, listen to him, and pick up f2king arms.
One MORTAL man whether Kanu or not can't, and I repeat can't threaten a sovereign state as Nigeria no matter how well prepared he thinks he his. Who da phuck is KANU. Ensure your madness with the FG remains in your EAST if he DARES to carry it to the SS he'll have two enemies to contend with.

Team KANU and ASARI together and they'll still not be a fvcking match. You better pray he doesn't act violent otherwise the east will become like maiduguri and co NONSENSE.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 9:27pm On Jun 01, 2015
Amadi45:
lols
so you don't even know?
all this while you think it was massob that is leading them?
massobs are on their own because they are bunch of criminals and unserious set of people.
IPOB lead by Nnamdi kanu is the new movement and they are untouchable.
believe me.
I doubt IPOB's case at the UN. In any case Biafra is not happening any soon if at all.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 9:17pm On Jun 01, 2015
Amadi45:
I promise you that the igbos will.
mark my word,there won't be Nigeria again by the end of 2016.
Those are empty threats especially if this is the way you plan on going about it. There will be a UNITED Nigeria by 2016 and beyond by the grace of God watch and see.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 9:09pm On Jun 01, 2015
B69U:
They are campaigning for their country, they are not killing people like Boko haram. U cannot jail dem or kill them. No matter wat u want to say, their actions are legal. If u kill them, u become the aggressor, the boko haram.
The report never said they were killed rather they were arrested. I think they should leave the struggle for Nnamdi kanu he's the only one going about it the proper way in the 21st century. And how come notable Igbo elites are not backing this move ??

Again, flying another flag and chanting war songs is foolhardiness and treasonable also no matter how well prepared you think you're, you just might end up destroying yourself and the region the more.

Whatever agitation they have can be discussed on the roundtable.
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest 68 MASSOB Members In Imo by jorlons(m): 8:42pm On Jun 01, 2015
B69U:

It is against international law, they are entitled to self determination. They are allowed their own country.
Those laws don't exist without pre-conditions. If they are able to meet those conditions then the international body will prevail on the government of the country to conduct a referendum. For the case of Sudan they had a continuous case of civil wars that was why the country was split.

In the case of Nigeria we've just experienced one, so unless they (biafran leaders) can come up with a cogent reason as to why they want to breakaway, I don't see the international body granting them support.

Breaking away peacefully is not that simple.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Can Also Be Gotten For $129 by jorlons(m): 8:32pm On Jun 01, 2015
Cc lalasticlala, OAM4J,

I think we need this on the fp. It is important people know that the same watch has about 3 variants, possibly more, this is the second of three I've seen. This illogical conclusion that the one she wore is worth over £34000 pounds is rather stoopid to me.

How can they come to such conclusions when they do not have the receipt of purchase of the watch. Since when did journalism transcend into speculations.

Pls seun lalasticlala, since breakingtimes came up with that silly insinuation based on physical comparison of photos, I think it's only proper to give this thread a chance for people to choose which they believe.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Can Also Be Gotten For $129 by jorlons(m): 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2015
barcanista:
Babe don't be deceived by Buhari fan boys. Do you think the wife of a corrupt general (that was accused of stealing $2.8b in 1977, N25b during Abacha's tenure and the man that said Abacha wasn't corrupt) will wear "Aba made" watch? This is a woman whose kids are in choice schools in the Uk, this is a woman that donated over a hundred and thirty million naira to IDP in Adamawa state. This is a woman that is a "beautician" and a woman whose husband has vowed not to declare his asset public.

Pls don't be deceived, Buhari is a con artist
I've been studying your comments and I'm beginning to believe either there are two handlers of this barcanista monicker or you're just a natural BARE faced LAIR.

Where the hell did he VOW not to declare his assets publicly. You are worse than other TANoids on this forum because, while they do what they do to spite supporters of PMB, you carryout your mischief just to deceive others and denigrate the reputation of PMB.

If you can't show me were he said those words then you're worse than SCUM.

You have the freedom to create your threads and litter the whole of politics section with them, but you don't have the RIGHT to mislead others and influence their judgment in a way that suits you.
PoliticsRe: Why It Is Incorrect To Say President Must Appoint 37 Ministers - Festus Keyamo by jorlons(m):
This constitution na heavy gobe, it appears simple when you read it but the shiit is fvcking confusing.

Mehn! we can't afford the luxury of 37 ministeries, when we know some of these ministeries are redundant.

Well, I pray PMB makes the right decision, one that will go down well with the majority of Nigerians.

The 8th Assembly should know they have lots of amendments to make, so I don't expect them to come and sit their lazy a.s.s.e.s on those chairs without doing their job, wish their size could be reduced sef. Bloodsuckers ntchewww.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Villa Staff Turn Up Early For Work by jorlons(m): 12:41pm On Jun 01, 2015
SHARIAREPORTERS:
Initial gragra
Tell that to wike
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Refinery Repairs End Soon – Enjugu, MD by jorlons(m):
This if true will be great news for Nigeria. More reasons PMB's administration should jettison fuel subsidy and focus more on local refining.

With PHRC to begin operations 1st quarter 2016 and Dangote's refinery to begin operations in 2017, one can say, we are in for some good times.

I'm optimistic, Nigeria will be great again.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Expects Buhari To Translate Speech Into Action by jorlons(m): 10:14am On Jun 01, 2015
barcanista:
Which work? Baba that is busy saying "We will..."
It's better than setting up useless committee for everything.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Expects Buhari To Translate Speech Into Action by jorlons(m): 10:00am On Jun 01, 2015
He will. Lets all be a little patient and supportive rather than causing unnecessary distractions.

God willing Nigeria will thank this administration even after they're gone.
PoliticsRe: Ortom Warns Against Drinking, Womanizing In Government House by jorlons(m):
Chaiii Awon boyz in real trouble..you mean no drinking of ogogoro ?? What of Alomo or Orijin. Onechannnnccceee!

But on a serious note Governor don't trample on our Fundamental rights to F*ck or we'll make the state ungovernable for you grin
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Make Assets Public – Aides by jorlons(m): 7:59am On Jun 01, 2015
CSTR2:
I am very objective.
I will be the first to praise buhari for the many good decisions he will probably make.
And i will be the first to criticize and chastise him for his goofs which i hope for the sake of Nigerians are not many.
The question is; are you objective?
Every Nigerian should be and I'm certainly not left out.

I pray they publish the declared assets this week just to douse tension amongst Nigerians, I really do.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Make Assets Public – Aides by jorlons(m): 7:32am On Jun 01, 2015
CSTR2:
And why shouldn't we see irregularities if they really exist?
I don't know about you, but i am too educated to just swallow any thing that falls from your president's mouth.
If you love Nigeria like most of you claim, then you'd want us to look for any irregularities.
You and your president are charlatans.
I hope you'll be objective in your scrutiny ?? That's all we ask from you guys in playing the opposition role.

I sincerely hope you will not see a non-existent irregularity.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Make Assets Public – Aides by jorlons(m): 7:15am On Jun 01, 2015
Martins301:
I know TANoids are waiting desperately to see if there will be any significant difference between the pre election assets and post election assets of PMB so they can throw dust into the air. . . . .PMB please give them what they want before they develope HBP
I'm very sure that will be their next point of discussion. Immediately the assets declaration form hits the pages of newspapers, expect them to start seeing irregularities. That's just their way.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Didn’t Make Assets Public – Aides by jorlons(m): 7:07am On Jun 01, 2015
ogb5:
It is really depressing that some Nigerians are saying Buhari should not declare his assets publicly. What happened to the promise he made during campaign to declare it publicly?

Are we saying it is ok to break campaign promises?
We know some of the campaign promises were stupid and will be impossible to fulfil like making 1 naira to be equal to 1 dollar and like stabilising global oil price, but declaring his assets is a easy promise to keep.
Perhaps you should say, they should publish their assets on the papers, which I believe they will eventually. But they have done the needful by declaring with CCB which is same as declaring publicly as anybody can get the information upon request from CCB

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