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Politics › Re: BREAKING: NDLEA Denies Being Ordered From Kashamu’s Home by jorlons(m): 5:20pm On May 26, 2015
There's no escaping this. It's unfortunate but you can't escape paying the price Kashamu, and the earlier you realize this and submit yourself, the better for you.
Politics › Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill At Least 23 In Benue by jorlons(m): 5:11pm On May 26, 2015
Something has to be done pretty fast to check these guys, we can't afford another rebel group on the loose.
Literature › Re: The Cul De Sac by jorlons(m): 8:08am On May 26, 2015
I can almost picture every scene in my head, it goes to show how well crafted this piece is.

The dialogues couldn't be more real. Wow!

Nor be today this guy don dey write. More ink to your pen bruv.
Politics › Re: Timipre Sylva Planned Buhari’s Stoning In 2011 – Ex-aide by jorlons(m): 9:02pm On May 25, 2015
Beremx:
Same way Buhari is going to inherit an empty treasury from the same man who looted Bayelsa treasury blind.

Jona why??!!!
Like seriously, that's the only part that caught my attention. It appears Oga Jona is a pro at emptying treasuries.

I SMH for TANoids who still see as their hero.
Politics › Re: Timipre Sylva Planned Buhari’s Stoning In 2011 – Ex-aide by jorlons(m):
My goodness! It seems Oga Jona has treasury emptying tendencies. Bayelsa treasury - Federal treasury - Where Next ??

International organizations better do a thorough check on him before appointing him to head any leadership position.

Guys have ever wondered why he gave that goat and yam example during his media chat? Was he indirectly calling himself a ..... ?
Politics › Re: List Of Ministers Who Plan To Travel Abroad After May 29 And Their "Excuses" by jorlons(m): 3:06pm On May 25, 2015
philips70:
Nigerians are not ready for development. Israel just jailed Ehud Olmert for the second time. I guess he is from a region and has kinsmen. We have been shouting corruption since stone age but as we speak there's currently no record of anybody spending jail time for political and institutional corruption.
Penalty for political thieves starts from on Friday, so keep calm.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Right To Expect Miracles From Buhari - PDP Chief Sunny Onuesoke by jorlons(m):
What a pity, Lalastic it seems you have more Clueless TANoids stalking you than real sensible, well-meaning Nigerians.

Just look at the way they littered the first page of your thread with nonsense comments. I SMH for this people.
Politics › Re: Buhari: Why My Meetings With Jonathan Last Less Than 15 Minutes by jorlons(m): 6:58am On May 25, 2015
BlackTechnology:
Political Olodos

Read this below
You're definitely not smart. Whoever told you PMB went to the uk to discuss political issues with Cameron really saw a dummy in you.

Our amiable General went for a rest but couldn't do without saying hello to an equal authority in office in the UK.

If he had done otherwise, it would have been worse but dummies like you would never understand.

Do you just stroll into your neighbour's house without exchanging any form of greetings.
Romance › Re: Guys Please Advice A Brother! by jorlons(m): 10:21pm On May 24, 2015
excellentmomma:
Do u have the balls? Go ahead if she let's u, ur kettle of kunu
Heywooo! **kettle of kunu** shocked This is too much for me

falls from chair and faints
Family › Re: After I Invested Fortunes On Him, He Now Says I Stink' - Wife Tells Court by jorlons(m): 6:05pm On May 24, 2015
Yet anoda silly action pegged on a delusive bullcrap called love.
Politics › Re: Transition C’ttee Gives Buhari Interim Report Without Jonathan’s Govt Input by jorlons(m):
Watch how the android app TANoid, generates a series of worthless comments tagging this as "lamentations from the General/APC" when in fact they are the ones lamenting all over the place. Whoever programmed this app eeh no just try, he for code small sense inside the app.


Our amiable PMB, please be informed most of these soon to be ex-incompetent ministers are busy with preparations for their journey to exile. Just carry-on with your COMPETENT committee abeg.
Literature › Re: The Cul De Sac by jorlons(m): 3:50pm On May 24, 2015
Uniquekriss:
Hmmmm. No time.
Unique hw far na. Abeg try investigate the matter well O. Greet ChiChi for me when you see her.

@Op, A very creative and interesting storyline I must say. Dis one na bumper to bumper following things.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Handing Over Nation In Deep Crisis – APC by jorlons(m):
I'm bewildered by the nonchalance being displayed of late by this incompetent administration.

This administration has deliberately decided to leave the Nigerian economy in a state of free-fall.

As for the TANoids, who made those senseless comments above me, I honestly do not know what you lots want to see before coming to the agreement that this administration, is bereft of human sympathy towards the Nigerian plight.

While this administration has left us in topsy-turvy, TANoids are blackmailing us with our actions in 2012, when we fought against the removal of subsidy. These lots must be the only ones suffering from dementia, cause I still remember all the subsidy related scams that made headlines in the dailies. And to think all this happened for only a partial removal is another reason to be thankful we didn't yield to its complete removal.

Thank God! subsidy was not removed entirely under Jonathan. While subsidy removal is not bad from the economical standpoint, I most definitely will not entrust my barn of yams to a goat.
Politics › Re: The Gejites Trap For Buthari - Cramjones by jorlons(m): 12:29pm On May 24, 2015
I wouldn't be surprised, they've done worse in the past. It will only help conclude my assessment of them as zombies.
Politics › Re: GEJ, Sambo, Okonjo-iweala And Other Ministers To Travel Abroad After May 29 by jorlons(m): 8:17am On May 24, 2015
remember007:
sorry but I really don't understand you.i
Oops! Nevermind.
Politics › Re: GEJ, Sambo, Okonjo-iweala And Other Ministers To Travel Abroad After May 29 by jorlons(m): 8:15am On May 24, 2015
willibounce1:
What do u expect from a benin olosho!
Hmmm Baba I don take off ooo
Politics › Re: We Have No Money To Import Fuel — Marketers by jorlons(m): 7:13am On May 24, 2015
samx4real:
See there mouth... I remember that year wen people carry there foam, TV from inside there rooms come outside dey protest say make dem no remove subsidy...




I remember very well... Over 98% on nairaland supported it.




Now... Una eyes don clear!




Who is deceiving who?




I love my country jor... Always learning d hard way!
What da phuck are you people saying? Are you lots that forgetful or am I the only one remembering the mismanagement of the money realised from the partial removal of this same subsidy.

So exactly what makes you think Jonathan and his thieving cabals, would have done anything meaningful with money realised from the total removal of subsidy huh
Politics › Re: We Have No Money To Import Fuel — Marketers by jorlons(m): 6:55am On May 24, 2015
ige101:
The thunder that will strike you is still dressing up for press-up.Have you forgotten Jan 1 very soon? Ihave have no doubt you are one of those fools that protested against subsidy removal then
Oga park well jare. What did this corrupt govt do with the money realised from the partial removal of the subsidy, absolutely nothing.

If they had removed the subsidy entirely, I'm sure this thieving administration would have helped themselves with the money.

So again Thunder and Lightning ⚡ naim go strike Jona and his thieving cabals for putting us in this tight corner.
Politics › Re: History Will Not Favour Jonathan : Junaid Mohammed by jorlons(m): 1:52am On May 24, 2015
Indeed Gej will always be remembered when cluelessness, corruption and weakness are mentioned.
Forum Games › Re: Trace The Circles And Get Dazed! by jorlons(m): 1:31am On May 24, 2015
This is a game is a no brainer.
Politics › Re: GEJ, Sambo, Okonjo-iweala And Other Ministers To Travel Abroad After May 29 by jorlons(m): 1:18am On May 24, 2015
remember007:
anybody is free to travel to any were he or she wishes to....is ur Buari God? .... thats how you people will stay here making noise and the old man will be inaugurated and minds his business of presiding over d country or worse still spend 4 years chasing people all around like a cat and 4 years will elapse with nothing to show for it... I know some people will attack me on my submission, but just before then, add this to your pains.............................
...........................Am 100% PDP
No offence, are you thinking with your pointers? cause it seems you're. Sorry!
Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala Refutes $63b Debt Claim By APC - CHANNELS TELEVISION by jorlons(m):
First, you people said Nigeria was debt free under OBJ. Now it has suddenly become an accumulated debt from 1960 till date.

Madam headgear should tell us which to believe, whether Nigeria was at any point debt free or if she's suffering from amnesia, cause I don't see any reason why she should be lying or is she now the minister of lying affairs huh
Politics › Re: At Last, Jonathan's Untouchable Women Bow Out by jorlons(m):
Lady untouchable turned sprinter will be the first scapegoat after May 29th. I'm sure by now, she and her family already knows her fate.

As for Madam Head gear, we won't hesitate to send her ass to Yale University to lecture economics since they like her handiwork.

As for madam Piss, we'll imprison her mouth only, that alone will save us alot of damage in the future.
Romance › Re: Shyness Killing Me Slowly by jorlons(m): 8:45pm On May 23, 2015
Hope she's not some shitty looking girl given d much work you're putting-in to woo her ??

If you don't allow your dic to hijack your head, you'll do just fine unless your social life is zero.
Romance › Re: EPIC Question(pictured) by jorlons(m): 8:22pm On May 23, 2015
No cause for alarm cause I'd know I'm still in a dream.

Men dey wake up many times for dream before the final waking up in the morning na...no be today..
Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by jorlons(m): 7:45pm On May 23, 2015
Ranchhoddas:
a rectangle is not a square.There are 40 squares there! Where is the damn OP?
Love you confidence..you're damn right, it's 40 squares in all.
Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by jorlons(m): 7:06pm On May 23, 2015
paris10:
It's so easy. You have to be really good in math to solve this. Those with little eyes problem won't see shiit. You your iq and be focus to the last detail.

Answer is : 40

If you don't get 40, then stop guessing. Look very deep.
It's more than, look again.
Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by jorlons(m): 6:41pm On May 23, 2015
Ranchhoddas:
Na him be say you no know wetin square be.Where in the seven kingdoms did you get the extra eight squares?
Take another look, there 44 squares
Education › Re: Let's See How Intelligent You Are by jorlons(m): 6:36pm On May 23, 2015
Op if it isn't 44 without the frame. 45 with the frame.
Politics › Re: The Way Forward For Ndigbo In The Current Dispensation by jorlons(m): 5:55pm On May 23, 2015
Lovely piece Op. Nigeria will remain one and her ill-wishers will live to witness it.
Politics › Re: Grant Amnesty To Boko Haram, Northern Elders Tell Buhari by jorlons(m): 7:29am On May 23, 2015
barcanista:
Should buhari accept to grant BH Amnesty, I will tear him to shreds.
Assassin spotted cool Nigerians take note.

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