₦airaland Forum

Favolly:
Lol!
Oya chop kiss

Received.

Durentt:
hurry up and go to d zoo.

You're wasting bandwidth for us here on nairaland.

And hurry up and visit the psychiatric ward, I'm sure someone is waiting to sodomize you.

timpaker:
You came to Abuja and left un-noticed.

Believe me when I do come to Abuja, you'll notice.

timpaker:
Sport watches are usually digital and are quite useless when they get bad and their repairs reduces their lifespan, or do you know how to use a tachymeter? A watch with a tachymeter (mostly chronographs) features acts as a great digital timepiece. Hope you still remember your elementary physic>

Okay, I will get you one FoC!

By August when i'm done with one tasking assignment.

Heeeey! How come you never offered to give me a wristwatch FOC eh, and I thought we were buddies.

PunkyV:
I wouldnt let you touch a fingertip, let alone let you come near my pùssy. We can mud wrestle another day

Its nice to know I'm still the only one with a stamp and sealed passport in and out of that place.

Audray:
Mba! No! Enshi don't try to make me feel sorry for you with that "heartbreaking" line. Fine,i'll be nicer... I'm flattered at the fact that u opened a whole thread on Romanceland for me...you are very brave indeed.Thank you. Happy?

should have just told him you don't do guys, rather than give him a polite fuck_ you for calling you out.

Intriguing. First a female, now a male. This should be Super Story.

Durentt:
Stupidity ain't cool but someone gotta be stupīd.
Go ahead and display ur stupidity allover nairaland, u can't even comprehend d simple post I wrote up there.



I recommend u go to d zoo and live.

LOL. I find it hilarious that a celebrated fag_ is labeling one as stupid_ I mean, tell me, what could be more stupid_ than a man shagging another man's hairy ass and coming on social media to show just how insecure he is

I recommend you visit Uselu psychiatric ward ASAP. Your peeps await you there. And hey, lots of demented ass to shag there, so, please, knock yourself out.

Durentt:
mtcheeew at hiding like a squirrel in a hole? Me hide? Mtcheew once again!

You can go to CNN and announce you shag vagina. It won't stop the earth from rotating.

The difference BTW me and u is dat, Am reasonable enough to understand my sexlife is my buisness and mine alone (unless someone asks me) while u are dat dumb dude who comes online to tell us how he has shagged "numerous vaginas".


For d records and to clear your doubt, am not ashamed of my sexuality neither am i hiding from anything!

LOL. Check my post, and you'll see you're the one who came and stated that you shag the anus of guys.

I find it funny that you omitted that fact that most people know you here as an unrepentant fag_ or at least you pretend to be.

If you're truly not hiding, come out from the internet and announce you're a fag_ let's see if the police will not make a healthy living out of you.

Durentt:
The same vagina wey u dey chook prick inside, do u know d daily stuffs that goes out of there?
Well let me tell u;
1. Urine: urine stinks, bro
2. Menstrual Blood: Yes, ask ur doctor.
3. Yeast infection
4. Mucus discharge. And many more


In essence vagina is no more better than d one you are condemning. They are all dirty if you begin to imagine deeply, don't sugarcoat one and leave d other.

Thank u.

Amidst all you mention, which one stinks more than sh1t?

HalimaSadiya:
They can't be left out as they are so stunning

Also, you can't be left out as you're also stunning.

Laveda:

Imagine the nonsense. That me, moi, will see someone as delicious and mouth watering like a woman, I go come leave the woman come go dey fuck_ man wey get hair for yansh

Sometimes sef the man fit no even clean him yansh after him sh1t finish, nahim some people go go dey shook prick inside.

Tufiakwa!!!

Durentt:
I shag it, and am proud to be shagging it!

A hole is a hole, as long as the sex involves consent.

now take ur frustrated self off my mentions.

Imagine this dude saying a hole is a hole! What manner of fuckery is this? So you don't know there's a difference between a hole meant to emit sh1t, and a hole meant to emit a baby

You know the difference between me and you, I shag vaginas and I'm proud to show it, both here and outside here (the real world) while you, on the other hand, shag a mans anus and hide shagging it.

Now you tell me, who is frustrated, me, who shag numerous vagina and I'm hailed by both male and females alike, or you, who shag anus' and hide like a squirrel in a hole?

Durentt:
Oga i said its my anus oooh, ahaaaaaa!

Why are u dis frustrated? Abi u be closet gay?

Cmon tell me (ur secret is safe with me).

Frustrated? You shag a mans anus and you label me frustrated? Good lord... Wonders shall never end.

Durentt:
when I thought I was talking with a sane human being, he just proved he stupid he is.

Its my anus not yours right?
I advice u mind ur bizness and face ur life!

Well since you can not even define normal, who are you then to believe who is sane, and who isn't?

And yes, its your anus, do well to allow as many dick inside it as you please. Just don't come begging for aids when you get yansh cancer.

The day she poses nude_ is the day I'll see whatever she does as news.
Nice body though..

MizMyColi:

See ur teeth. Lol.

Durentt:
OK, u can go ahead and ask Google, I owe u no definition here, am gay nd normal.

Bye

I like asking humans questions, not search engines. Alas, since you refuse giving me an explanation, and chose to be an escapist, I believe you're in dire need of help.

Just make sure your anus isn't drilled too much, I believe you heard of that gay South African celebrity who died of Cancer of the Anus?.

Durentt:
Because James is hotter than Jane, I can't imagine choosing to kiss Jane over James.


We dnt need help, we perfectly normal.

Normal? How do you define normal?

Imagine, see as Rochas belle big pass my own. Lol. Mizmycoli, I hope you now know I'm not the only nigerian with a pot belle?

I thought it was against the law for people to abuse the Naira like this?

Creamish:
Born, partly bred n Dada is from 042!

Nice. Was born in 042 also, New Heaven.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]*bye [/color]

Come here.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange] Hahaha[/color]

Hehehe

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]*No

...You could learn a few things about fashion from us [/color]

No thanks! I prefer our own fashion style and sense.

You should try and rock these... Ankara made in naija.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]°• Lol!
ok dude,calm down.

Let me just say though that wearing tight pants an tights are 2 diffrent things!!

The dudes (mostly white,that I've seen) here in the US
wear tight pants an it's actually a part of a fashion trend
Some wear 'skinny jeans' even.
[/color]

Why am I not surprised!. In the U.S of A, almost anything goes, including marrying your dog!

abumeinben:
If everything lied in their hands , soldiers wouldn't win battle. Morale buildup from external force is irreplaceable.

I fail to see where soldiers became kids Morale build up is best and readily understood by adults.

Favolly:
Lol! Everything is not a debate biko

I'm sorry, I explained my situation to you na. I thought you were an understanding gentleman

Everything is a debate oh. Especially when it involves one who is highly favolly like you.

Me being an understanding gentleman doesn't mean I have to understand when someone deserts me.

*still sulking.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffd801]*Hmm,was that version billed as gay
Or is that you adding that? [/color]

That's the version that has gay written all over it. Check it out, and you'll see, then you'll ask yourself which right thinking man brandish skin tight trousers, exposing his pudenda and butt for all to see?

PunkyV:
...

LOL. How are you dear? Hope the morning is pleasing to you?

Favolly:
Joseph, violence has NO benefits, especially not in a domestic setting.

I'm so not debating with you! You abandoned me, no calls, no emails, no nothing!!! You left me in nothingness!!!!.

*sulking.