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misspicy:
i can imagine this

Of course you can. LOL. So, care to show me how many times you change your panties? don't be shy, a little skin showing is okay, punkyveer already showed me a chunk of her ass, so, feel absolutely free.

Jolllyjoy:



you are just too funny


cant believe i just wake the whole house

So, care to see just how funny I can be outside NL? I mean, if I can make you laugh here... LMAO.

Even me sef dey laugh.

JigsawKillah:
thanks boo boo! i wish you the same

You edited every name on that list save mine. So, WTF you want brah?

Laveda the Diva. Happy New Month to you too. Cheers.

Jolllyjoy:



i dont want to tango


i want to sango

Good. In Terry G's words:



"oya make I sango your sango,
omoge make I sango your sango,
su mo be make I sango your sango".

LMFAO! Oya, come here! And be sangoed. LMAO.

Jolllyjoy:



this joke is expensive


you want hubby to file for divorce?

Well he wouldn't be the first, neither will he be the last. Divorce is just like adultery/fornication these days. Its very common.

So, you want to TANGO?

Jolllyjoy:



yes i understand that kinda joke,


am not ready to cry yet

Oh you don't need to cry,
You just need to spread your thighs,
While I get you high,
And let you see the sky.

Hehehehe

Jolllyjoy:



enjoying the posts.


Keem them coming

Really? Would you care to see just how funny my post can be outside NL?

LOL.

Jolllyjoy:
now this is funny

Well I'm a funny kinda guy.

PunkyVeer:
LOL. Whatever. Anyway, I believe all the fun people will be in hell

LMAO. Just imagine being in heaven with the likes of Mother Teresa, Pope John Paul and Nelson Mandela, men! What a bore.

Then, imagine being in Hell with the likes of Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, and a host of porn.stars. Men, the fun is never ending... LOL.

But I'll still prefer to be in Heaven though.

PunkyVeer:
What's special about New York?

Wouldn't marry him even if he was the gatekeeper in heaven.

See this face? Its the face I put on when I know punky.veer is lying outta her arse.

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Bitterleafsoup:
Come on now we know Lie Lie Mo Mo by now

Just like we knew Abatiaba and his deranged colleague, the slayer of igbo punany FFK.

PunkyVeer:

What's the matter punk? Cat gat your tongue? Lol.

PunkyVeer:
Ok, I agree with you on this one, because man, there're some days when you feel like skipping a bath Particularly when it's winter.

Now this here is a lady after my d1ck, soRry, after my thoughts.

Its a good thing skipping bath during Winter doesn't make that place freeze. LMAO.

Estharfabian:
Excuse me?

BTW..,,What's A "thing"?

You are excused.

A "thing" is that thing that makes ladies sing tunes.

Bitterleafsoup:
Yes Jojo I do know the diffrence I also know that most APC followers lack cognitive thinking skills.

Just like most PDP supporters lack good reasoning skills for celebrating a celebrated failure right? Now I heard that. LOL.

Bitterleafsoup:
That is the problem with Nigeria her people are ignorant because no time to read...

I believe you should know that there's a difference between reading and reading and understanding what is being read?

sinaj:
ladies change deir pant afta their bath

Nd we bath not less dan twice a day

So you're speaking on behalf of all ladies? Or, you're just making a general statement?

The fact that you have your bath twice a day doesn't mean punkyveer have hers thrice a day.

So learn to speak for yourself and shy away from generalizing.

Estharfabian:

Em I hope you wouldn't mind dangling that tongue over my thing? Later, we can forget about how many times you change your undies because you clearly wouldn't be needing them.

Heck, we can even shift em to the sides. LOL.

misspicy:
...ofcourse I wear them,I wouldnt feel comfortable without them but not telling how many times i change them...that will be revealing too much info

Is that right, perhaps you wouldn't mind revealing it to me when we're seated on the beach and silently watching the Sun set.

Then you'll say; joseph.1832, I lied. I don't wear panties, talk less of changing them.

Estharfabian:
I've lost count, really..... Five times?? perhaps ten times a day?

I say [size=45pt]KABUTO REGETTA MENTA[/size]. I smell a very massive lie.

misspicy:
my apologies please.....I wasnt refering to all guys but some dirty ones....will modify

Its not a problem. Though I'm wondering how many times you change your panties? Or if you even wear panties at all. LMAO.

misspicy:
I said it on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2610827/dirty-secret-guys-wardrobe-18 that guys are so dirty...imagine changing your boxers once in two days ...I pity you gurlfriend sef,how does she manage to allow that kin thing in her ******

So according to you, all guys change their boxers twice a day? Menh I wonder how you came about such finding, care to share?

Bitterleafsoup:
No My Dear Joseph I expected him to have an impact on his community as a former Governor/Head of State/ Elder of the community. It is Harem not to give to the neededy in you community according to Islam. He has contributed zero in his decades as a leader. In face GEJ built the major road in his state that he use to visit his cows the 4 times he visited Nigeria.

Em have you lived or stayed in the north before? I doubt you have because if so, you would have understood the typical mentality of the average northerner, who cares not about the basic amenities of life, but cares that you uphold the tenets of Islam. The religion they value more than their own children.

And, what makes you believe PMB doesn't give? Have you ever heard or Saraqa? Believe it or not, it is the greatest deed/gift for another muslim to see that a fellow muslim is adhering to the tenets of Islam. For in the north, Islam rule, not the constitution or morality or what have you.

sinaj:
One in 2days ke




I pity d gel dat bury her head there

What about the guy who buries his head in a woman who changes her panties once in 3 days, and that's with her pubic hair still intact and she wears black panties.

[size=22pt]YUCK!!![/size]

Two days max is what most guys do, considering the amount of pee stain and heat that usually comes with the territory.

I'll say once a day should be the accepted norm. For ladies, menh every 6 hours oh.

Seun:
Not true. Smart ladies always seem to be "in a committed relationship".

This is Master Yoda's way of saying he agrees with the OP. LMFAO.

Truly, the Force is strong with you master. LOL.

PunkyVeer:
You're crazy Surely you must be aware that not all women are the same. I don't mind 1 & 2 from your list but personally I can live without excessive attention from a guy, only if we get to spend SOME time together, then he can go do whatever I won't mind. Some of us actually need what they call "object constancy" or "object permanence" for the sake of the bond/relationship, because if we get too much time alone/apart, then we sort of disconnect & forget you exist Well I fall in that category at least. I need just a little attention to keep me hooked or I unhook. Constant or too much attention can be suffocating imo, so I'm not about that. Just a little to keep me in the moment & not drift off.

Of course I'm aware not all women are the same, but, I'm also aware that all women are wired the same. You can't do what isn't written in your genes can you?

Remember the saying: "women: can't live with them, can't live without them" and "women are the most mysterious creatures in the world".

The above show that women have been known to act/behave in a particular pattern. When it comes to money, sex and attention, a woman is known to demand these things... And even in excess too.

Seun:
Heh. Younglings.

Hello Master Yoda.

PunkyVeer:
Lol no, I meant the OP. You said his girl could be begging for his attention & my response is, he could be addicted to his game & not doing enough "couple's time" with her. Hence the stage five cling. Because imo, no sane woman does that It's bizarro.

No sane woman does what? Cling or beg for attention, puhlease!. My dear, a woman needs just 3 things:

1. Money

2. Good sex

3. Attention.

I'm not alien to women begging their boyfriends/husbands for attention. Its a womans nature to always want to eat their cake and have it.

So you saying no sane woman does what you said clearly show that you're insane. LMAO.

PunkyVeer:
Yeah. He could be a game addict.

He could be what?... Just look at him, he's more into his video game than his girl friend.

Bitterleafsoup:
So PMB state is in this bad condition and 95% expected him to change Nigeria?

Oh so you expected him to change his state of origin to small London just inside 6 months?

PMB isn't T. B Joshua or Pastor Chris oh!!!!