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Poems For ReviewThe Man Who Wears A Mask. by joseph1832(op):
The house at the end of the road
Is the house of the man who wears a hood,
He carries a tale of revenge as his task,
And yes, he does wear a grotesque mask.


Naughty teenagers are his bait and prey,
For he slashes them with gusto; he's scary.
Adults too taste his rage, for their negligence,
Set him on his bloody path of vengeance.


Immortality is his friend and strongest ally,
Yet he never seem to rely on it as an ally,
His trail of rage rampage and blood bath
Tells a tale of gory detail and nasty death.


The element that gives life is his weakness,
Yet he never seem to show any meekness.
Slashing, maiming and killing are his creed,
Directed at those who venture into his deed.
PoliticsRe: GEJ Wished President Buhari Happy Birthday In 2014. by joseph1832(m): 9:25am On Nov 21, 2015
Tolexander:
GEJ wished Buhari happy birthday last year.
Why? Cos the future is bright for the latter!

Buhari didn't wish GEJ happy birthday this year.
Why?
Cos the past is gone!

The OP could have talked about the loyals and Allies of the Past President who wished him Happy birthday last year but failed to do this year!
The is the sad irony my good man. When you're in power, people want to be friends with you, but when you're a loser, people flee from you. A lesson learnt very well by our former president GEJ.

All the same, Happy Birthday sir, better late than never.
FamilyRe: How Facebook Relationship Ended 11-yr-old Marriage by joseph1832(m): 6:58am On Nov 21, 2015
And there you have it, adultery isn't a crime in the federal republic of Nigeria. It is only act that people who are holier than thou frown upon. Why even bother to leave under the same roof with someone you're not even comparable with.

Marriage is really not for everyone!
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 5:13pm On Nov 20, 2015
Bigprozzie:
shocked shocked shocked shocked


Choi

So Mizmycoli while you went to the thread about Coogar, you have your own skeletons in your cupboard

Na wa o

So you send pics to men and ask them for pictures??

Na wa ooo
Oh boy bros eh, this one na breeze blow fowl yansh open oh. shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
Josefusu!!!! gringringringrin

You see, that's the difference between you and I.

I own up to my wrong doings.
I know it was wrong of me to have insulted anybody, but you sef go gree say I dun quiet for una reach naaa cool cool cool

Anyway, I'm still expecting a ban.

@Themilanway
I don't even know what to say to youundecided I saw your comment.

Anyway, good morning and have a nice daywink
OMG! Why doesn't this twenty something year old have depth?

My dear, as you grow in life, you will know that there is a very vast difference between being drag into the ring to fight to the death and walking into the ring with your head held high even when you know you'll loose.

It has been an abject waste of my time chatting with you. Its such a pity!!!.
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:49am On Nov 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
Josefusu
cheesy

Aswearrigad, I don't even know what to tell you anymore.
Lolz...
You posted your baby picture because that's the only time in your life you were ever anything remotely close to handsome.

Anyway, I'm tired of this back and forth jarey.
Aren't you?

I feel the negative vibes leaving me already.
Let's make up, shall we?smiley
Hello, obviously I'm not surprise you fail to even grasp half of what I said, and I even am not surprise you lack proper research skill. Posting pictures here or not posting pictures have absolutely nothing to do with the matter at hand, nor is my picture the reason why GEJ your hero failed beautifully. Even seun himself removed his picture for reasons best known to him.

So, how would you know where to go any more eh? Now miss, stop appealing to sentiment and let's debate. Which deserve the topmost attention, kidnap of soldiers or kidnap of young school girls?

Thank you?
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m):
MizMyColi:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Okay now, I'm being comically relieved.

I see a mod here.
If I'm banned, then it is well deserved.
[size=45pt]SENTIMENT[/size] This has always been your number one problem. Must you always appeal to peoples emotion?
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:38am On Nov 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
Nosemary, shattap!
My picture is on my profile for all to see.
I change it intermittently.

Truckpusher posted your picture first and then out of insecurity you started posting all your life pictures..
Including your baby pictures!!!!
Jeezzz, who does that!

Lmao.
Obviously people like you. The picture I posted on my profile now was the first picture I posted here way before you and truckpusher and your lot ever heard of Nairaland. I've been here before you you know. tongue

So, my fat ego of a friend, like every of your post and comment that bothers on lies and half baked truth, this is also half baked. You can check on a thread titled "rep your pry/sec/university, all of me is there...

Even this thread by Naijaboiy "post your baby pictures" have that same baby picture you spoke of, so miz, once again, kindly do your research well and never let sentiment guide you.

So, now back to the topic before we're accused of derailing this thread, which do you deem more important, the kidnap of soldiers or the kidnap or young school girls?
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:28am On Nov 20, 2015
kaboninc:
You set the trend.

The Shadow Cabinet (going by their Press Statement) is setting another trend.

Your trend is a sharp deviation (opposite poles) from the trend being set by the Shadow Cabinet. Why don't you take your seat and see how things unfold? Give them the opportunity to teach you excellent opposition (and non - partisan) tactics devoid of hatred, vile, bile and bigotry.
You seem to know how to spew miasma via your ass hole bro. Can you kindly tell me which you feel deserve more attention: the kidnap of soldiers or the kidnap of school girls?

Yea, I know, your shadow cabinet is just as useless as the former administration.
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
Josefusu AKA Nosemary.
The Shrek Look Alike Monster with an Irredeemable potbelly.

What were you saying?
I'm saying your nepotism and tribalism is as fat as your rotund ego!. tongue

You once told me if I had guts that I should post my picture for all to see. Permit me to tell your fat ego and tribalistic self that I'll indulge you, believing that you will indulge my own request when the time comes.

Like you would even have the stomach to even do so. tongue
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:17am On Nov 20, 2015
MizMyColi:
Omenka Shut Your Stinking Gob!

It's my body and I'll do whatever and however I like with it.

You are an inconsequential slave, and your sick opinion as far as I'm concerned does not count, so shove it up your stinking slimmy arse!

Now that I think of it

Get your lice infested gorimakpa treated already.

And while at it, be done with that over washed and over used red shirt.

You devilish and heartless Bigot.
You keep insulting me everywhere on this forum and all I've done is ignore you!

You are a disgrace!
A big disgrace to whatever God forsaken, poverty stricken community that you represent on Nairaland.

Your people are slaughtered daily by Fulani terrorists and you have never deemed it fit to create a post where you strongly condemn such.

Look at this filth!
This uncouth demon.
Who do you think you are.

Ewu anumpama.
You are cursed and forever irredeemable.

Pathetic Scum.

Please don't cry me a river, cry me a [size=45pt]LAGOON[/size]
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:09am On Nov 20, 2015
kaboninc:
Is it not funny that the reverse was the case in the last administration?
I believe the case was the reverse my man.
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:07am On Nov 20, 2015
midolian:
God bless you, Omenka. Same thing on my mind as I read her silly post. These senseless saddists are quick to believe every bad news but will doubt the good ones. I don't even know if they are Nigerians anymore. That your GEJ lost election doesn't mean you should become an enemy of the state.

Mizmycoli, I used to think you are a bit intelligent..why prove me wrong? How can over 100 soldiers go missing just like that? Dem be chibok girls? Abi na civilians? Abi u think say na GEJ administration we still dey? Madam, use your head na angry

Chai! You guys are becoming really annoying these days angry
Midolian, passingshot, omenka et al, the question we all should be asking is, which is more serious: the missing soldiers, or the chibok girls?
PoliticsRe: 105 Missing Soldiers: Nigerians Are Being Conned, Buratai Is Not Being Truthful by joseph1832(m): 11:04am On Nov 20, 2015
stalyf:
Names of soldiers are not classified. Don't show your ignorance in public
Says who mister man. Can you go to Nigerian Air Force base and ask for the name of the commander of ESD? Please try it and see if dem no go slap your face. tongue

IyaIode:
Imagine this foolish girl, you want the names and make up of soldiers fighting terrorist? Do think this is Mr Nairaland contest?
LMFAO.

IyaIode:
Ipob hypocrisy, i thought chibok was a scam. Read your post weeks ago

www.nairaland.com/2274761/chibok-parents-abducted-schoolgirls-parents/2
I won't surprise me if she doesn't bother to reply to this. You can even ask Mizmycoli, passingshot, midolian who they deem necessary to save, is it the Chibok girls, or soldiers who are trained to kill and withstand the deadliest of situation?
PoliticsRe: Dasuki’s Detention Is In Public Interest - AGF, Malami by joseph1832(m): 8:27am On Nov 20, 2015
PassingShot:
They're mostly semi literates!
Are they any less better than people like TonyeBarcanista and his entourage of bad belle followers?

Being semi literate doesn't quite translate to being grossly sentimental, especially the sentiment that doesn't add an ounce of value to your pocket, but places you under what Fela called "suffering and smiling".
PoliticsRe: Dasuki’s Detention Is In Public Interest - AGF, Malami by joseph1832(m): 8:21am On Nov 20, 2015
Un rival stewpidity is the bane of this nation. I know for a fact that people like Dasuki and Diezani will never turn a new leaf because they know there are nitwits out there who will still support them, no matter how much they loot.

The funny thing is, the nitwits who support and sing their praise aren't even getting as much as even a hi or a hello from the looters.
PoliticsRe: We Can No Longer Pay N18,000 Minimum Wage – Governors by joseph1832(m): 7:04am On Nov 20, 2015
What a lame excuse. Since the price of crude oil dropped, did the federal allocation they receive from the FG drop as well?.

Men I think its high time we stone some of this our governors because their lies is choking and annoying. Imagine the un sanitize nonsense they're saying.

If they can't pay the N18,000 minimum wage. Then their federal allocation should be reduced, let's see if these colored, half liars we call governors won't sue the FG. And they're here spewing nonsense.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:58pm On Nov 19, 2015
Reyginus:
Okay.
If you don't mind, how do you write? Krone sorry o for your thread.
Oh men this is a drag...
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:50pm On Nov 19, 2015
Reyginus:
Please help with it. I need it too. I just finished reading the ones on your first page.
Then since you're already there, you just need to click the 3rd page and scroll down, you can't miss it.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:38pm On Nov 19, 2015
kr0ne:
Sex poems? grin Alright, I go peep am later. Drop link.
Hell no, the last time I posted a link about sex the anti spam bot banned me for it. So its a no no. If there's one thing I don't like is being ban. I'm addicted to Nairaland. grin llaykorn even told me I need rehab. LOL.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2015
Reyginus:
Okay. Why not post the Poem so some other person will help cure my ignorance? If I'm wrong I will deactivate this account.
I care not whether you deactivate your page or you didn't. Those who understand what poetry is about already vetted it, so please...

Have a nice night.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:33pm On Nov 19, 2015
kr0ne:
I really can't explain in details, bro. grin But I think L-laykorn should understand what I mean. He used to be a no-rhyme, no-punchline-metaphor-wordplay poet. But he has really improved since he joined this section.
Oh really, interesting, I didn't know llaykorn used to be a no-rhyme, no punchline, no metaphor-wordplay poet. Hmm. This is an eye opener.

Kindly check out my anthology of sex poems, one titled "If I Had Known" and see if you can identify the punch line. Its on the third page.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:16pm On Nov 19, 2015
Reyginus:
I already advised you of the flaws of your Black poem but you don't really care.
Yes the flaws as perceived by an un-poetic mind. You never could seem to know that in poetry, one can say something is blue and mean it to be black.

Seriously llaykorn, this guy huh
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:12pm On Nov 19, 2015
kr0ne:
LOL! See, if we really want to start rating y'all by our own standard and criteria, I'd say none of you is dope at all. But then, on the other hand, I've noticed that some of you actually keep good record of rap artistes and give good analysis of their works better than some of us here. That, I respect.
Kindly elucidate on the embolden please.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 10:04pm On Nov 19, 2015
funlord:
grin

Coogar is man united brethren so he was not my target! The biggest fraud you guys have here is that "dark _wanker" that quoted my moniker when he is under strict orders from even "s.eun not to"!(Lol)

I will always disrespect him and treat him like a "little _bitch"! That's all he really is to dudes like me! Hilarious!!!
shocked Bro take a chill pill, life no get duplicate.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 9:57pm On Nov 19, 2015
kr0ne:
LOL! That's why it's called battle rap. You expect everybody here to be decent.
So would you like to sign in on this one?
Lemme take a rain check on this one. Thanks for the offer though.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 9:54pm On Nov 19, 2015
llaykorn:
Rey actually knows his onions when it comes to the art, though. You shouldn't judge with that.
Bro, which art? The art of lack of insight? Well since you can vouch for him, I rest my case.
Rap BattlesRe: **=^-** NL King Of Poet Sign Up Thread For Judges (KOP 2015) **-^=** by joseph1832(m): 9:48pm On Nov 19, 2015
funlord:
Not when you are dealing with "a little girl similar to the fraudulent turd" that you all never seem to notice robbing you all blind during battles while also permitting "her" to desecrate this section with flawless idiocy! Spare the rod and spoil the child! Get familiar!!!
Hmm. If you're referring to Coogar and DarkenedRebel I don't see the relevance.... I mean Dark barely aired his opinion, you should have asked him 'why' he felt you shouldn't be a judge with concrete reason. Not just go BANKAI the way you did. I mean come on men...

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