₦airaland Forum

Durenttt:
yes, am open to every sexuality. I can fvck Anytin fvckable

Yeeessh! That's outright nasty.

Estharfabian:
Me eating Lies..

Awesome. I'm sure you sh!t lies as well?

Estharfabian:
Nah!

I think you're right...

I'm right? 'bout what? You eating lies or you giving me a piece of 'your cake?'

Estharfabian:
Uh...Thankchu..


PS...I don't eat cakes..

Oh really? What do you eat then, lies? LOL

*just kidding*

Durenttt:
Then u mst be One in a million. Cos everylady i knw in dis freaking world iz les

Will that include you? That is if you're female.

daretodiffer:
I have spoken to several people who went to boarding schools. It is not that bad as you have been made to believe

Really? You based your findings from the several people you spoke to who happen to live in the same area as you? Come on now, you should know better than this now...

Estharfabian:
I obviously do not give fück bout your thoughts sweety...

Happy Birthday. Don't eat all the cake.

I still fail to even try to fathom why parents would even want to send their kids to boarding school. This still beat my imagination.

Emmanuel Edet, Anan Edet. Those names aren't British, we all know they're Nigerian emigrants.
just because they're British citizens doesn't make them any more British than Nigerian.

I still fail to wonder why people will choose to be exceedingly cruel to their fellow man. And to even think some people even treat their dogs better than a human being.

Xetima:
Ibe or Buhari, you LIE. You do not have the right to force me to sell my wares. I chose to sell when I like. Do you order market women to sell their Garri or do you order Buhari to sell his cows?

This is not a military regime as such you cannot threatened people with your authoritarian approach. Flood the market with fuel and see if marketers will resort to hoarding.

NASS should WARN this government that we are in a DEMOCRACY

I suppose the Garri that the market women sell is a special commodity that every Nigerian must use directly or indirectly?

You fail to know that some mineral resources are strictly under the direct control of the government. Crude oil is one of them.

Just so you know, Nigeria is not even a democracy, what we do here is just civil rule.

bashsani:
MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS AND TERRORISTS ARE NOT MUSLIMS."

In the HISTORY of the world, who has KILLED maximum l INNOCENT human beings

1) "Hitler"
Do you know who he was?

He was a Christian, but media will never call Christians terrorists.

2) "Joseph Stalin called as Uncle Joe".

He has killed 20 million human beings including 14.5 million were starved to death.

Was he a Muslim?

3) "Mao Tse Tsung (China)"

He has killed 14 to 20 million human beings.

Was he a Muslim?

4) "Benito Mussolini (Italy)"

He has killed 400 thousand human beings.

Was he a Muslim?

5) "Ashoka" In Kalinga Battle

He has killed 100 thousand human beings.

Was he a Muslim?

6) Embargo put by George Bush in Iraq,

1/2 million children
has been killed in Iraq alone!!! Imagine these people are never called terrorists by the media.

Why?

Today the majority of the non-muslims are afraid by hearing the words "JIHAD".

Jihad is an Arabic word which comes from root Arabic word "JAHADA" which means "TO STRIVE" or "TO STRUGGLE" against evil and for justice. It does not
mean killing innocents.

The difference is we stand against evil, not with evil".

You still think that ISLAM is the problem?

1. The First World War, 17 million dead
(caused by non-Muslim).

2. The Second World War, 50-55 million dead (caused by non-Muslim).

3. Nagasaki atomic bombs 200000 dead
(caused by non-Muslim).

4. The War in Vietnam, over 5 million dead (caused by non-Muslim).

5. The War in Bosnia/Kosovo, over 5,00,000 dead (caused by non-Muslim).

6. The War in Iraq (so far) 12,000,000 deaths
(caused by non-Muslim).

7. Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine, Burma etc (caused by non-Muslim).

8. In Cambodia 1975-1979, almost 3 million deaths (caused by non-Muslim).

"MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS
AND
TERRORISTS ARE NOT MUSLIMS."

Please remove first double standards on Killings.

Please share as much as you can if you are a Muslim..

Well written I might say. Every one you mentioned in your list lived during the 90's, not during the 20's.

If there is one thing I know about many of you muslim, especially the ones in the north, is your ability to look the other way when people who are not muslims are being killed, maimed, or even oppressed.

b0rn2fuck:
To make matter worst, another man add me, the guy bi wan ask me if I get ashawo number or address wey him go cool his kongi, wey me dey halla, dey vex say you too stubborn, instead make the guy go straight to point, him com ask, are you born2fuck, me say no I'm fuck2born. Dem fuckb before dem born me

LMFAO!. this is absolutely hilarious.

You see! After the guy have carefully certified that she's tested and trusted, he popped the question.

Good sex can be a cure to native madness and lack of sex can cause deviant behavior.

Congrats to them. I wish them happy Chelsea united married life!

It is well!.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, I still remember telling you I'm not much of a fan of action flicks, I like slashers. Never watched that either. Give up already, she's not that important

She must be hot though, going by the excitement of your fingers

All hands on deck, Joe! Put em where I can see em

How can I forget. The lady in question is a popular MMA fighter, she just started acting. It might rattle your punky chunk of an ass that she has the physique of a man.

And I though I told you my name aint Joe?

PunkyVeer:
The name sounds familiar but I still don't know who that is. Never watched Expendables.

Ever watched Furious 7? She's the chick that guards that arabian prince who owned a 1 billion dollar car. or so.

PunkyVeer:
Who dat?

But yeah, I guess so. Both champs & losers need a time out to "regulate"

Ever heard of J.T Money?

If you've seen Expendables 3 she's the chick there. Like the only chick.

PunkyVeer:
Yeah, take a break if that's what you feel like doing, dee dums All champs take a break after winning a fight

I bet Rhonda Rousey is taking a break after getting KOed. Lol.

RedCapChief:
The words in bold should be cast in marble and given to any lad who comes of age. Many pretty girls are actually very vapid. Nothing valuable in the brain box. I'd always prefer a witty, intelligent girl over a bodacious bombshell who is always concerned with eyebrows and keeping up with the Kardashians

Em, well, I dunno about that oh. Bodacious babes are actually good for banging oh. Lol.

And what is the relevance of this post? If I didn't know better I would think they're trying to gather sentiment from Nigerians to dissuade them from the allegations leveled against Diezani.

Well, its comforting to know that the U.K isn't Nigeria, so, whether cancer or no cancer, she must answer to the allegations leveled against her. If its Nigeria on the other hand, hmm, I comment my reserve.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
My apprentice

Hey! Don't diss the sith. Lol.

adebayo201:
Small small the thread is going...

380+ posts...

One matter... One person... Still no evidence. Okay o

Bro, does the evidence really matter? Because I know even if evidence is provided and he's guilty as sin, those who love coogar will still love coogar and those who hate him will still hate him. So IMO, It really doesn't matter.

We've seen this same occurrence in real life, GEJ was voted out because he was a classic failure at governance, yet people still love him and celebrate him as their hero. You even know there are people who even love Lucifer(satan) on this earth.

So bro, I feel it doesn't really matter. Live your life, enjoy it, because there might not be a tomorrow for you. YOLO.

PunkyVeer:
Kikiki. Btw, how he got hold of your photos? A person just can't trust anybody on these streets.

I know who gave him my photo. I'm not a child to make a big deal out of it, if I was like the person, I would have released the persons photos too, and also post the persons lies for all to read and form opinions that won't add a penny to their pocket, but I believe all of it is classic childishness and a gross waste of time, especially when I'm not earning a dime by doing so.

People like the person who gave my photo to him are the type of people who always like to play the victim when they are served the same soup they served others.

So my dear, everything here, especially this section, is all for fun, anybody who takes it personal is purely his or her business, not mine.

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, I am a graduate but I am yet to be mobilized for service. In order not to be idle, I took up a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools in my area.

There is a girl in my class who has being acting somehow since my first day in the school. I found out that she always gives me lustful facial expression in the class. Sometimes, she will come to my office and asked me to teach her some topics in physics which i will explain to her. This continued until last week when i received a call from her ( i don't know how she got my number) and told me she is in love with me. I was shocked because i didn't expect to hear that from her. I told her from that point that it can never be possible but since then, she has being disturbing me with calls and messages. Should i report her to the management or quit the job?

Bro, as a teacher, take it from me, these things happen. Its your duty to counsel her and show her how to channel that puppy love she has for you into something productive.

I too have been in this situation many times, just show her that there are better things ahead of her, loving you or crushing on you won't get her anywhere.

PunkyVeer:
My one & only what? Lol, be very clear about what you say because people here tend to read into things. I've already been accused of being a lesbian, a man & I sure don't want slut added into the mix

LMFAO. Well that's what people do, they say things, how else can they be people? its not my fault if they lack any sense of humor is it?

Besides, I too have been called a 'worwor boy' synonymous with ugly, a married woman fucker, and what have you, so its not my business about the opinions people form about me here.

Laveda:
Its okay, no biggie.

Em biggie is dead, and there's been no biggie for a while now. LOL.

PunkyVeer:
Really? I'm very much female, thank you very much. I got people who've spoken to me outside NL so stop talking crap & spreading lies

Really? How heart broken I am. And here I was thinking I was your one and only.

*sobbing* LOL.

Laveda:
Speechless. . . .

LMAO. So sorry for over stepping my boundaries eh. Lol.

Bold or not, a pretty woman is a pretty woman.

Vivalavida99:
Trust me, what goes around always comes around, forget the crooked politicians you don't know what they go through in thier private life. All you see is the outside.

And I suppose you know what they go through in their private life right? You see what goes on inside their matrimonial homes?

Laveda:
I don't share around. . Just for my boo

How can you be giving just your boo alone? By now he should be tired. LOL.

CherishedIma:
funny you

Yes funny me, care to hear how funny I am?

Laveda:
Good, yours? I'm on break for now

So far, so good. We aint complaining. So you've been giving and you didn't give me? How selfish of you. LOL.