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EducationRe: He Graduated 11 Years Ago With 2:2 And Just Discovered That It's A Mistake by joseph1832(m): 3:47pm On Oct 25, 2015
Easier said than done. He should go back to his department and lodge a formal complaint. It will be looked into from there. Plain and simple.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders !!! Ahcilies Need Your Urgent Adivce by joseph1832(m): 2:49pm On Oct 25, 2015
OP so, what's the big deal if she had group sex before? Frankly, I think you should just pretend as if you never even saw that video before.
RomanceRe: 20 Creative Photos That Would Wow You by joseph1832(m): 8:21am On Oct 25, 2015
Intriguing!

PoliticsRe: Tribunal Judgement: Wike Returns To A Rousing Reception In Port Harcourt by joseph1832(m): 8:13am On Oct 25, 2015
soundtruth:
1500 is too much guy, just free bus and 5h will do the magic.
LMAO! So I'm even generous. gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Tribunal Judgement: Wike Returns To A Rousing Reception In Port Harcourt by joseph1832(m): 7:58am On Oct 25, 2015
What does it cost to rent a crowd in Nigeria today? I won't be surprised if everybody in that crowd gets at least N1,500 for coming to the airport to cheer Wike.

However, I find it funny that Wike should say "the electoral act nullified the use of card readers" every sane Nigerian knows that if not for the card readers, the March 2015 elections would have been rigged beyond reason by the PDP.

So for Wike to even criticize the use of card readers saying the electoral act nullify it, then I believe he must be joking. He should start preparing to campaign for another election and stop making noise.
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 7:33am On Oct 25, 2015
PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. No, I'm not a dictator nor do I even dominate in a relationship. I'm actually too sweet to the point where someone starts to think they can get away with almost anything, then they get the rude awakening. I'm the same way with friends too, not just relationships. I don't have a problem cutting people off. I just know what behaviours I find intolerable & yes, I don't bother listening.

Example, if a girl cheats on you, would you wanna know why & listen to some lame excuse they've cooked up? Well, for me, those are the things that make me shut down & go deaf. What matters is that they did it. The end. They can eat their whys. If that makes me a power monger, then so be it
Yes I would want to know to her reasons, you see, to me I don't terminate a relationship just because a girl cheat on me, even if her excuses are lame.

The moment she cheats, she's already given me the ground to do the same. She automatically turn the relationship from close, to open.

Then again, your world, your rules!.
FashionRe: Live Updates From MBGN 2015 by joseph1832(m): 7:20am On Oct 25, 2015
midolian:
loool. cheesy cheesy cheesy

I have not been following it bro. today is my first time of watching

I was just bored. Saw it on front-page, so I had to tune to silverbird to feed my eyes while I wait for channels 10pm news. The moment I saw the bauchi girl, I couldn't help but stay glued till the end...

...And what did I get in the end? Heartbreak. angry
LMAO!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Broken Queen by joseph1832(m): 11:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
Learn to arrange your poems in stanzas.
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HealthRe: 10 Things You Should Never Do Immediately After A Meal by joseph1832(m): 11:38pm On Oct 24, 2015
FriedPlantain:
No 11 - Never fart after a meal.

That was how one babe spoilt my mood last month. After a sumptuous meal of beans and FriedPlantain that I cooked because this babe came visiting, we were cuddling and kissing on the couch when she dropped one heavy fart. The thing smell die! Na vex I take use send the werey commot for my house. angry
You dey smooch babe, she mess, you come vex drive am comot for your house? Abeg shey mess suppose to scent?

Me I find wetin you talk very hard to digest oh, because babe wey you dey smooch mess you drive am comot for your kuban huh O ma se o.
FashionRe: Live Updates From MBGN 2015 by joseph1832(m): 11:28pm On Oct 24, 2015
midolian:
Nna, see sweet babe with sweet voice! Miss Bauchi is gonna win this thing #QuoteMeAnywhere grin
I just quoted you bruv. She didn't even win. I wonder why you waste your time watching that nonsense called MBGN? To me its just like watching Telemundo or that useless Zeeworld, men I hate those TV stations more than ECOTERRORS. LMAO.
RomanceRe: It Is Not Easy To Be A Virgin by joseph1832(m): 11:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
yougosee:
says who?? Mtcheew!
The girls who loose their virginity willfully only to come around claiming, "I am tight", do so proudly.
Men who go about cheating proudly announce it.
First class graduates are busy blowing their trumpets; everyone!
Why shouldn't a virgin announce that she is a virgin to encourage her fellow comradeshuh

don't mind them o.
Keep talking and encouraging, we are listening to you.
All they are seeking is to silence those doing right while emboldening wrongdoers, even hailing them.
Gerrarahia man!
Honestly, I'm really hard not to call you a first class slowpoke!.
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 11:10pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
By on my terms I mean I was the one to end the relationships for various & very valid reasons. I don't negotiate BS, so their opinion doesn't matter after they've crossed the line & I've made up my mind.
Spoken like a true dictator, sorry boss! You sound like someone who likes to dominate in a relationship, absolution can never be yours, the fact that you don't even want to hear reasons speaks volume for you. Then again, its your world, your rules.
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 7:17pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Oh well, oh hell grin Whatever floats your rubber ducky.

God as my witness, I have never experienced a hit it & quit it situation. All my relationships ended on my terms. I'm a fantastic GF until someone steps on my bunions grin
On your terms? Now you sound like someone who likes to be the boss and believe you stand primus interparas! You make it sound like every guy you ever dated don't have a mind of their own. tongue

Anyway, everyway, whatever rocks your boat!
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 6:49pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
So are you telling me you've never experienced heartbreak by using your method? I say bull! grin Of course I've put trust in the wrong people before, which only intensified my resolve & made me extra cautious about who I let in. My heart is not a revolving door, it's more like a VIP room grin Only the best, or rather the very skilled in the art of deceit ever see the interior.

Never been humped & dumped before, that remains to be seen tongue
YES I'm telling you I've never experienced heartbreak since I adopted my method of not trusting or loving, whatever I do, I apply reason. To me reason is my locus classicus, my focal point.

And I know it will be hard for any girl to admit she's been humped and dumped before, especially in a forum like this. LMFAO
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 6:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
To me, you're basically saying what I'm saying, but a more long winded version of it tongue I'm way too observant to ever fall for some scam of a hit & run sex situation or paying for some dude's school fees though. With me, you aint hitting shyt until I'm completely sure of your intentions. However still, some things like heartbreak are unforseeable/inevitable since everything about life is ever changing. All we can do is just bite the bullet & hope for the best after it's all said & done.
To me, I'm saying what I'm saying, somethings like heartbreaks aren't foreseeable because I've learnt to allow reason be my guide, I use my head, not my heart.

To you, trust is first place but I bet that trust had caused you heartbreaks because the person you trusted showed you later on that you can't trust them, that's after they've obviously 'hitten' that sh!t.

Like I said, trust might be misplaced, I wouldn't cause a guy nothing, to get you to trust him, show you his false intentions, then after hitten that sack, leave you high and dry. grin
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 6:16pm On Oct 24, 2015
Diddyydiva:
I dont get that
You blind love when you blind trust because true love isn't selfish, it is selfless, and when one is selfless, you seize to exist for you and you and you exist for the person you love.

I believe you've watched the movie Titanic? Blind love was what Jack Dawson showed because he sacrificed his life to save Rose. I tell you, if he had loved with his eyes open, he would have survived. Not that I'm condemning him for what he did anyway.

You understand now?
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 6:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
Diddyydiva:
Blind?
Yep!
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 5:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
Diddyydiva:
When in love,you build trust smiley
And when you trust, you blind love.
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 5:57pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
No, no, no. Step outside of yourself for a minute & realise that not all of us follow things in some coockie cutter order. Trust then love, FOR ME.
Yes yes and yes, I guess that's why we see the number of hearts being broken by the day increase out of proportion.

You see threads spring up day after day saying: I love him but he broke my heart, I paid for his school fees and he left me for a younger girl, I loved him after he slept with me he said he can't date me, bla bla bla....

Before you trust someone, that person must have given you reason(s) for you to trust them, I mean trust is an encompassing word, its very ambiguous and frankly, its a luxury nobody should be able to avoid in this present world that we live in.
RomanceRe: Love Or Trust? Which Matter Most In A Relationship? by joseph1832(m): 5:43pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Trust leads to love imo.
Not necessarily, trust leads to respect and honor not love. Atleast not the kind of love we see in relationships....

Diddyydiva:
LOVE. because in love, there is trust smiley
Not really in the society we now live in.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Governorship Rerun: A Golden Opportunity To Shut The Mouth Of APC by joseph1832(m): 5:39pm On Oct 24, 2015
I didn't know TonyeBarcanista is now the spokesman for PDP Rivers state. huh
PoliticsRe: Rivers Election Tribunal Ruling, Deadly Blow To Impunity – APC by joseph1832(m): 5:36pm On Oct 24, 2015
Mogidi:
Memory lapse? You didn't reference APC navigator OBJ, or that he ruled for 8 of the 16yr PDP rule?
Of course I didn't! That's because he's never been arrested or convicted of corruption. Unlike you like I don't just say stuff because I feel like saying it. tongue
PoliticsRe: Rivers Election Tribunal Ruling, Deadly Blow To Impunity – APC by joseph1832(m): 4:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Mogidi:
Talking of hooliganism, we know the number of people APC hooligans killed so Bubu can be president, more than 1000 in 2011 alone.
And we also know the amount of money PDP have stolen since 1999, from Ibori to Alameiyesegha to Lucky Igbinedion to Gbenda Daniel to Diezani, not to talk of the lives rendered miserable by the theft of the PDP!. Clear case of kettle calling pot black! tongue
PoliticsRe: Wike's Tweet After The Cancellation And Nigerians' Mixed Response by joseph1832(m): 4:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
Pervert!! grin
I know that's what you see when you look in the mirror. tongue
PoliticsRe: Wike's Tweet After The Cancellation And Nigerians' Mixed Response by joseph1832(m): 3:54pm On Oct 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
You have a point sha but that foolishness isn't just legendary like that - We just got booted out how were you expecting me to react? give your sister a rose? cheesy
Nope, give your sister my d!ck to chew on! tongue LMAO!.

People gonna pop bottles in Rivers state today, llaykorn come around lemme buy you a bottle of beer. LOL.
RomanceRe: It Is Not Easy To Be A Virgin by joseph1832(m): 3:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
yougosee:
Quite myopic.
Is it all the men who married virgins that disrespect their wives?
The microscopic few who do should not be made a covering over all husbands, okayhuh
Is that right? Do you know that the number of men who cheat on their wives be them virgin or not far outweigh those who don't! I'm sure you don't even know this because your post clearly shows you have no idea what's happening in Nigeria when it comes to infidelity on the part of the men.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Is Not Just A Man, He Is A god. by joseph1832(m): 3:05pm On Oct 24, 2015
To accord a man godlike status is purely insane.
PoliticsRe: Guber Tribunal Judgement: We’ve Been Vindicated – Rivers APC by joseph1832(m): 2:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
LMFAO! I know some tongues will wag at this bit of news. TonyeBarcanista, waiting for you to open a thread and condemn this and show us that you know more than the election tribunal.
RomanceRe: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by joseph1832(m): 2:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I don't follow rules grin
well neither do I. So feel free and disregard the 5th. grin
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke-Linus Welcomes Baby Boy 3 years After Marriage (PIC) by joseph1832(m): 2:12pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
See problem o
Is it your k-leg? ? ?
I am serious though, you just haven't noticed it. So many people haven't.
Oh kay, may be I'll next time but from what I've seen so far, your legs are quite straight.
RomanceRe: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by joseph1832(m): 10:49am On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer Nairaland is a Nigeria forum so it's subjected to Nigerian laws, so, the 5th amendment isn't applicable in here. tongue

I love it when I rattle you! LMFAO!.

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