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PoliticsRe: N60bn Sale Proceeds: EFCC Probes Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 11:10am On Aug 27, 2015
ndcide:
Which administration?

Stop deceiving yourself. We know your so called administration would rather die than to initiate a coronary inquest on the fraudulent administration amaechi presided over.

The people of rivers state, who you never believed he misgoverned are the ones pushing this and not any fraudulent central government whose definition of corruption starts and ends with the opposition party.
And the EFCC is under which government? And who tha hell is we?
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Absolve Jonathan On Corruption War – Falana by joseph1832(m): 7:23am On Aug 27, 2015
midolian:
Yeye pipu indeed. You need to see how they were jubilating over what Falana said(that which they twisted for some cheap points).

The chief wailer, I am sure is somewhere concocting some sour epistles on Buhari's 100days in office. Some of these pple you call his dawgs are the chief wailer himself. I am sure you won't believe this, but the guy has more accounts than any1 else on this forum.
O ga oh!. But why would he go through all this trouble if he isn't getting paid like he's so denied many times?
Poems For ReviewRe: The Wishful Thinking Of A Nigerian. by joseph1832(op): 7:19am On Aug 27, 2015
Aminat508:
Nice one joseph1832.. Oyaaaa chop kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
You Should know my lips isn't the only thing I like kissed. winkgrinwinkgrin
Poems For ReviewRe: The Wishful Thinking Of A Nigerian. by joseph1832(op): 7:12am On Aug 27, 2015
AllNaijaBlogger:
Nice one, Joseph.
I was thinking you're going to accuse me of being unpatriotic. LOL. But thanks.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Wishful Thinking Of A Nigerian. by joseph1832(op): 7:06am On Aug 27, 2015
llaykorn:
And, sir, could you run a check on this piece again? I noticed a few typographical slips. smiley
Okay, kindly point it out bro.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Wishful Thinking Of A Nigerian. by joseph1832(op): 7:05am On Aug 27, 2015
llaykorn:
This is a beautifully deep one, sir.

But joseph1832, do you think we really have drown ourselves in the rivers of self-pity over Nigeria? No, do you think we have a right to do that, even? I was watching the news last night and there was a special feature session about illegal Togolese immigrants crossing the land border in Semé, then I thought it out that if the Togolese population could be trying so hard to get into this country, then we still have reasons to be thankful.

Coincidentally, I was just about to ink a piece on how self pity destroys the self, rather than meloriate it.




This stanza is awesomely beautiful. I'm quite sure, though, that your analysis of it wouldn't match mine if we were to try that. grin
The reason why the Togolese cross the border into Nigeria is the same reason why Nigerians cross borders illegally into Spain and other Europeans countries.

Its not too late for us,I believe things can still take a good turn, but not unless we do away with tribalism/religious sentiment and of course, our narrow mindedness.

The actions of just a few are the very reasons why we are still where we are today, that's why Nigerians need to be holistic in whatever we do because our actions just doesn't affect us alone.

And thanks for liking that stanza, I'm surprise you don't recognized this poem, it was the last Nairaland poetry club assignment I did.
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Absolve Jonathan On Corruption War – Falana by joseph1832(m): 6:46am On Aug 27, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Joseph the dreamer. Why he lost the election?... Simple, Because most Nigerians are gullible zombies, may be the secessionists are right when they call Nigeria a zoo.
Yes the same gullible Nigerians that voted for PDP for the past 16 years right? And how come you didn't call them gullible when they were voting for PDP and GEJ? They transfered their gullibility to another person and you're complaining?. It shows that your blood is still very half and your brain too!. tongue
PoliticsRe: I Didn’t Absolve Jonathan On Corruption War – Falana by joseph1832(m): 6:35am On Aug 27, 2015
midolian:
WailingWailers, how far na grin
They will still hide their head in shame. Funny how the chief wailer have been missing in action for sometime now. Even his dawgs have also been on the low key. I believe without him, they can't function.

Yeye people.
SeverusSnape:
You tried...No one is saying Jonathan is 100% clean, All we're saying is; Jonathan is far much better than those accusing him, Imagine Buhari, Oshiom-ole, Fash-ole, Atiku and that baboon of Ota. Jona is a saint compared to them. At least Falana attested to the fact that Jonathan fought corruption in his own way, He wasn't absorbing him.
Yes he's a saint, so tell me, if he is a saint like you said how come he lost the election eh? Oh APC rigged it like the PDP have been doing since 1999? Abi.

Still on still, your blood is still half. You death Eater!. tongue
PoliticsRe: N60bn Sale Proceeds: EFCC Probes Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 6:29am On Aug 27, 2015
Nice. Its a good thing Amaechi is being probed, those who were saying Amaechi won't be probed by this administration can now bite their tongue!.
PoliticsRe: Zamfara, Kwara Get Fg’s Bailout Money; Others To Follow by joseph1832(m): 6:26am On Aug 27, 2015
And those who screamed that states, were yet to receive the bail out money will continue to scream even when all the states have collected the money because, they have nothing better to do than scream.
Poems For ReviewThe Wishful Thinking Of A Nigerian. by joseph1832(op):
I wish being married to you
was bliss, that blossom like
Cherry blossom, on a mid
summer afternoon.


I wish being married to you
Didn't make me mourn,
With scorn, that put
a frown on the face of the moon.


I wish being married to you
painted the sky with words,
that tell tales of swords,
Which causes discord.


I wish being married to you
didn't wipe my eyes with
crimson red, that shed tears,
that flow like the Nile.


I wish being married to you
didn't make me sow seeds,
that sprout weeds,
on our bed of creeds.


I wish being married to you
didn't cause so much pain,
which brings so much gain,
even for Kaduna to contain


I wish being married to you
didn't make me realize,
that, you are indeed,
the Jezebel of my time


I wish being married to you
didn't put a plaque,
on my back, like the plague,
that scorch the Hague


I wish being married to you
didn't make my heart quake
like Earthquake measuring 10
on the Richers Scale.


I wish being married to you
didn't cause me so much grief,
that made be believe,
you are the chief thief.


I wish being married to you
didn't make me feel trapped,
and wrapped in a cocoon,
of deceit and conceit.


I wish I could handle you,
I wish I could cuddle you,
I wish I could kiss you,
I wish I could caress you.


I wish I could stand and bask
Without wearing a mask,
In the magnificence,
Of your former presence


I wish I could divorce you,
Oh Nigeria!.
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PoliticsRe: Buhari Registers For National Identity Card (photo) by joseph1832(m): 5:34am On Aug 27, 2015
BushidoBlue:
Dude you should consider what you just said.
[size=18pt]You asked me when PMB came into power, yet you failed to ask yourself when the National ID card scheme came into existence, and that was almost a decade old, you also haven't asked the President why he previously didn't register(keyword being register) until now.
Someone ran for president of a nation yet he didn't have the National ID card of the nation he was running for president of. To you that sounds patriotic? What are they feeding you guyshuh?

So in other words it's not compulsory to have a National ID card, then why bother in the first place?
Or is this another photo op?[/size]
Unbelievable.
At the embolden, kindly show me where it is written that the National Identity card scheme is compulsory for every Nigerian.

Yet again I ask you, when did PMB become president? Is it stated or a prerequisite that one must possess the National ID card in other to run for political office? So according to you one registering for the scheme mean one is patriotic?

Like I once told you, "define patriotism" before I further engage you and show you that you're just speaking from your own short sighted perspective.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Registers For National Identity Card (photo) by joseph1832(m): 9:02pm On Aug 26, 2015
BushidoBlue:
You know that it's been 10 years since the inauguration of that project right?
Yet a President of a country just registering for a national ID card 10 years late is ok by you?
What are you guys on??
Does that say much about patriotism?
If it was saner climes he should be impeached for such an unpatriotic act.
A whole president haba!!!!!

Wait, is it that he didn't believe in the process previously because it was done by the PDP led Administration he has been accusing of corruptionhuh
Dude, before you start showing just how little or no knowledge you have about this, I ask you, when did PMB become President? And is it a crime as printed/enshrined in the constitution for one not to register for the identity card scheme? And which legislator have ever been impeached because he or she was unpatriotic?.

You speak of patriotism, do you have any idea what the word even mean? All what you just said above clearly show you have no idea what you're talking about.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Is A Wicked Man - Boyloaf by joseph1832(m): 3:32pm On Aug 26, 2015
All na one na cock crow at dawn. Why didn't he say all this when GEJ was president.
RomanceRe: Traditional Wedding List... Guys And Ladies What Will You Do? by joseph1832(m): 3:28pm On Aug 26, 2015
Its obvious the girl is for sale.

Midehi:
grin grin, no be you dey find wife
Na wife person won marry, no be slave person won buy, difference dey oh...
PoliticsRe: A’court Upholds Ambode’s Victory, Fines Agbaje by joseph1832(m): 3:24pm On Aug 26, 2015
I'm sure those who voted for him and use tribalism to pursue their selfish aim will be cooling off in Lagos Lagoon now. gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Registers For National Identity Card (photo) by joseph1832(m): 12:13pm On Aug 26, 2015
chymystique:
So its now he is doing his own registration and am wondering how this is news.

Awon latecomer.
Madam, there was never an expiry date to this exercise so he's free to do his whenever he wants. This is not BVN you know.
CelebritiesRe: See How This Young Lady Exp0sed Her Assets In The Name Of Fashion [SEE PHOTOS] by joseph1832(m): 11:56am On Aug 26, 2015
Aminat508:
shocked shocked smh
I like her style. She has a great body, if you've got it, flaunt it. LOL.

Omotayor123:
Ewwww !!!! shocked
Aminat508 come and see ooo!
Abeg make we hear word joor. There's nothing ewww about her. tongue
Poems For ReviewRe: Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness. by joseph1832(op): 9:54am On Aug 26, 2015
Adanna28:
I love pandas cheesy
I can guess. cheesywink
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Poems For ReviewRe: Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness. by joseph1832(op): 9:14am On Aug 26, 2015
Adanna28:
I was under the impression you wrote it lol
Of course I did write it, but it was inspired by the movie Kung Fu Panda, and yes, Kung fu Panda aka dragon warrior does know how to kick, he eats very well too. LOL.
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Poems For ReviewRe: Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness. by joseph1832(op): 9:09am On Aug 26, 2015
Adanna28:
Hahaha I love it! cool very creative! *does kungfu panda kick* grin
Oh you've not seen the movie and the series? Po is truly awesome, so is the furious 5.
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PoliticsRe: All The Filling Stations In Lagos Now Sell Petrol @ 87 Naira, What Happened? by joseph1832(m): 9:29pm On Aug 25, 2015
MizMyColi:
Lies!

Another baseless thread to promote the propagandous Buhari body language magic.
Nonsense!

I've been at two filling stations myself where the pump price is above 100NGN.
Even in GEJ's time, it was that way.

You lot should take it easy with the lies biko.
Kindly name the filling station and the area they operate please.
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Chan To Visit Nigeria Sept. 4 by joseph1832(m): 7:36pm On Aug 25, 2015
bruno419:
Famous Hong Kong actor and stunt artist, Chan Kong-sang, popularly known as Jackie Chan will visit Nigeria on September 4, 2015.
Jackie
Jackie Chan who is also a film director, producer and singer will not visit Nigeria in person but as a leading screen character in Dragon Blade, directed by Daniel Lee.
Dragon Blade is Chan’s latest work that has been released theatrically in several countries of the world. It berths in Nigeria next month, with FilmOne acquiring the theatrical rights to exhibit it.
Dragon Blade has remained a big hit since it was released last year. The movie headlined the 2014 Abuja International Film Festival where it won most of the top awards, including the best foreign film of the Fidelis Duker-led festival Critics who have seen the movie say the cinematographic splendor, sprawling battle scenes, unconvoluted story, memorable thrilling scenes, mind-blowing stunts with pints of comic relief synonymous with the legend makes Dragon Blade a movie worth seeing.
Set in the year 48 BC, HuoAn (Jackie Chan) serves as the captain of the Protection Squad Silk Road. A Roman General named Lucius (John Cusack) flees to the East with his legion and Publius (Jozef Waite), heir of the ruling Roman Consul, to escape from the corrupt Emperor Tiberius (Adrien Brody), who plans to kill Publius and usurp the throne. They meet HuoAn at a frontier fort on the Silk Road, where they receive sanctuary. Tiberius and his army, who have pursued Lucius along the Silk Road, approach the fort with intention of killing Publius and ambitions of capturing and controlling the Silk Road. HuoAn decides to help Lucius and goes to his allies to recruit an army to fight against Tiberius. HuoAn arrives with reinforcements, and an epic battle like never seen before begins.
According to the Chief Operating Officer of Filmone, Moses Babatope, also starring in the movie are other leading actors such as John Cusak (Golden Globe Winner), Adrien Brody (Academy Award Winner), Choi Si Won and Xiao Yang.
Pointing that the film distribution company is pleased to be the distributor of the thrilling movie by the veteran actor Jackie Chan, Babatope said: “Certainly, he is a household name in Nigeria and indeed Africa, having achieved great things in his career. Now at 60, when people think he should be slowing down, the contrary is the case, as he has proven once more that that age has nothing to do with reaching your set goals. We are proud to be associated with this film and the Jackie Chan brand and we are confident that it will do well at the box office.”






http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/jackie-chan-to-visit-nigeria-sept-4/
Already Watched it, no thanks to Alaba boys!. grin. The movie ended in a sad note.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Fought Corruption In More Civilized Way Than Buhari - Falana by joseph1832(m): 6:57pm On Aug 25, 2015
Yes thank you Mr Falana, I bet fighting corruption in a more civilized way mean seeing people who loot our collective wealth get a slap on the wrist while those who steal common phones are burnt to death.

Truly, this is really civil coming from a civil right activist.
NYSCRe: 10 Reasons Why Nysc Should Be Voluntary by joseph1832(m): 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2015
Gnen:
in your voice is that allowed. Just yarn rubbish!!
Abeg go blow malo yansh!.

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