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Romance › Re: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by joseph1832(m): 8:24am On Aug 24, 2015

Kachisbarbie:
Except a guy is in SS2 and trying to impress his Head Girl, I don't see why a full grown man should sag.
Putting the trouser a lil below the waistline is perfect, highlights the crotch_ absolutely sexy...anything below that is juvenile.

_ Calling countless times: I think it's unprofessional, not silly. Follow up your calls with a mail/message.
_[b]Waiting to have sex immediately[/b]: I take this ones as predators...highly carnivorous guys.
_[b]Begging a girl to love you[/b]: c'mon, a youngman knows what he wants. Let him hustle
_[b]Bad English[/b]: wrong grammar, not everyone has that opportunity to get schooled. What I detest most is educated illiterates.
_[b]Begging a girl for money[/b]: Except a man is totally classless, it isn't easy for a man to drop his pride and beg you. When my man or friends beg me_ I give them.
_[b]Irresponsible lifestyle[/b]: Everything should be done in moderation, that's if he doesn't wanna kill his generation (sperm cells).

I sag also. And you know I'm not in SS2 ;P Its high time you guys see sagging as a thing of choice. Its just like me complaining about girls who expose their cleavage and say its a major turn off when its not, in fact I absolutely love it. grin

ronald4lif:
Depending on my mode and the event I'm attending, I do sag. Who cares if it turns anyone off

I sag also, funny thing is when I even approach the so called girls who say sagging turn them off, the even forget I sag.

Celebrities › Re: Cannabis Kills Cancer Cells, US Govt Finally Agrees. by joseph1832(m): 7:59am On Aug 24, 2015

philfrey08:
Everything the lord created was good.
Welldone researchers

So I guess it isn't good anymore.

Oh my, nothing like a bit of good news in the morning. Now we are waiting for the U.S government to legalize it all over the country to U.S can be like Holland.

I believe this is what the U.S government should have legalize instead of gay marriage because even the LGBT community smoke weed too!.

So I leave you with the words of Peter Touch "legalize it, and I will advertise it".

Lalasticlala, front page please.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Doesn’t Drink – Abati by joseph1832(m): 10:23pm On Aug 23, 2015

dictbennie:
He who the gods have made made would always show it...for your information, I'm a true blood Ijaw and I don't drink, and I know a whole lot of persons that don't...Its okay to say then that all yorubas are dirty...Iranu.

Em sorry bro the question was rhetorical.

Politics › Re: Buhari Set To Sack Lamorde As Efcc boss by joseph1832(m): 10:00pm On Aug 23, 2015

temitemi1:
Noted!

Hope that's not what you noted when you were busy screaming GEJ till 2019!.

Now how did that note turn out eh?. LMAO.

Politics › Re: Jonathan Doesn’t Drink – Abati by joseph1832(m): 9:00pm On Aug 23, 2015

xynerise:
My Friend, you met Jonathan Okoro not Good luck Jonathan. The GEJ I know drinks a lot

You done ever see Ijaw man wey no like ogogoro?.

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Literature › Re: Is English Literature Really The Best? by joseph1832(m): 4:59pm On Aug 23, 2015

timpaker:
To me African literature is the best then followed by Caribbean literature....

English literature is just overated and it is very vast.

Hindu Literature? That's like the most difficult of them all.

Caribbean Literature, I only studied just one Caribbean literati, MutaBaruka!.

I read dis poem by MutabAruka and my jaw dropped.

Literature › Re: Is English Literature Really The Best? by joseph1832(m): 4:51pm On Aug 23, 2015

Hindu literature, Chinese literature etc huh

men I wouldn't know, I've only been exposed to two set of literature, English and African literature and so far, both are good. Now I don't know about others, but I want to try Japanese literature, I'm obsessed with Japan.

If I have the opportunity to choose my nationality, I'll choose Japanese without a second thought!.

Poems For Review › Kung Fu Panda: Legends Of Awesomeness. by joseph1832(op): 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2015

K inetically trained, to
U nilaterally
N eutralize
G oons, who

F oolishly seek to challenge the
U ltimate and magnificent

P o!, who is
A mazingly proficient in the ways of
N injutsu.
D ragon Warrior they call him who is
A wesome in every way.

L eague of extraordinary animals,
E xtremely gifted with talent unparrellel,
G enuinely combined for effectiveness and
E nhance agility for swiftness.
N urtured by Master Shifu and
D ressed by Grand Master Oogway.
S oldiers for the good of the good and by the good.

O fficious with an outstanding sense of duty,
F earless with an amazing sense of bravery.

A ttractive to those who love and
W oe to those who hate.
E ver ready to defend the weak and
S eeking ways to help the meek.
O usting evil and
M aking friends.
E ither ready to dash into battle
N either ready to cause any squabble
E ver present the Furious Five: tigress, monkey, viper, mantis and crane.
S eekers of justice and
S oldiers for peace.

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Romance › Re: Between A Guy And A Girl, Who Will Easily Fall For Seduction? by joseph1832(m): 2:33pm On Aug 23, 2015

tohpahz:
Showing and telling would be bera.

Romance › Re: Between A Guy And A Girl, Who Will Easily Fall For Seduction? by joseph1832(m): 1:16pm On Aug 23, 2015

tohpahz:
Do they hv types of seduction? Hmmmm. Never knew.

There are, or you prefer I tell/show you? wink

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 11:07am On Aug 23, 2015

midolian:
..baba, prevention is better than cure. Fear joseph.1832 abeg. No use ya babe follow am joke. Nobody dey follow shakespeare drag babe wey hin no dey win. Na to beg o

Bros I'm harmless oh!. Me na good people. grin

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: In 2 Months Under Buhari, We Are Witnessing Nigeria Of Our Dream by joseph1832(m): 10:41am On Aug 23, 2015

SeverusSnape:
Obasanjo is a garrulous baboon.

This is even funny.

"Nigeria of our dreams"??. It must be a bad dream.

Are you no longer the half blood prince? Or the half blood nitwit?.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 10:19am On Aug 23, 2015

Aminat508:
thanks joseph1832

Indeed you're truly welcome.

midolian:

Thanks for the advice. I will do anything and everything to keep her away from you.

You're welcome bro, but remember to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 10:02am On Aug 23, 2015

omenka:
No we don't!

But trust the League of Extraordinary Wailers (LEW) to wail some more over his opinion.

Em, that was a rhetorical question. Lol. But will you blame them? That's what they're being paid to do. cheesy

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 9:53am On Aug 23, 2015

midolian:
I dey tell you. These PDP guys have so many fake accounts on this forum.

Thank you very much boss! My eyes now serve me well. ...hmm, Sir joseph! Na there u wan dey find my trouble. I just won the battle with my rivals Ozaoekpe and temitemi1. Na for wooing challenge I win her heart finally. Pls I don't want any competition. You na lyricist. I don read many poems by you and my baby love poem like mad. Pls don't snatch her away from me

LMFAO. I like your style sha. You know you have your hands full, better start giving birth so your kids can help you out because men I believe only you no fit handle her.... grin

Aminat508 I hope you don't mind my say so, you're one bodacious babe. wink

Politics › Re: Revealed: Diezani Sat On $14bn Oil Deal With India-Daily Trust by joseph1832(m): 8:03am On Aug 23, 2015*

midolian:
Opolo Eyes again?

In the words of Oritsafemi, "Opolo eyes, e no go be your eye, and if you're new in the game, make you go pay your tithe".

Obviously, Diezani is showing that she's new in the game of looting and plundering, that's why her ways are very open for all to see. She should have paid her tithe to OBJ and the likes so they could have shielded her. LOL.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 7:53am On Aug 23, 2015

midolian:
hahahahahhahaaha...lol.. Good to know that. U wlkm

I am doing great. Aminat508 is the happening babe. From the investigations carried out, Ecoterrorist has bn confirmed male(m) ..in fact, she has 3left legs. The last one is in between the two left legs

Wow!. I bet only supporters of the PDP can do something this twisted.

Aminat508:

Hmm. I like what I see. You're truly gifted and endowed wink

You chose well Midolian, I might just compete with you for her hand. LOL. grin

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Poems For Review › Re: NEPA Smiles by joseph1832(op): 7:47am On Aug 23, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:

It's going fine, bro.

Cool.

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 10:36pm On Aug 22, 2015

midolian:
Nah! where and how have u been, bro?

Well I went to Kenya to give GEJ and his big fat wife a big middle finger, and I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.

And what about you, how are you and your babe with two left leg ECOTERRORS?. grin

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Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwezili, Her Barber,the Chibok Girls & The Tales By Moonlight - Edgar by joseph1832(m): 10:30pm On Aug 22, 2015

Smoke2015:
Article written Joseph Edgar for for RipplesNG.
http://www.ripples.com.ng/oby-ezekwezili-her-barber-the-chibok-girls-and-tales-by-moonlight/

TheSonOfMark, this is how to write a freelance article. We are still waiting for you to post the link to the articles you wrote for PulseNg. tongue

Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Say What You Like About Me, I’ll Support Buhari by joseph1832(m): 10:04pm On Aug 22, 2015

midolian:
"It is better for Buhari to come to power in 2015 and jail me, than for Jonathan to come back and destroy the remaining Nigeria." - OBJ(2014)

And the above says it all!!!. Need we say more?.

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Romance › Re: Between A Guy And A Girl, Who Will Easily Fall For Seduction? by joseph1832(m): 8:04pm On Aug 22, 2015

tohpahz:
Not all guys too..
Buh mostly gals..

Well for guys I will have to inquire about the kind of seduction before I give my thoughts....

Romance › Re: Between A Guy And A Girl, Who Will Easily Fall For Seduction? by joseph1832(m): 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2015

tohpahz:
Gals.. at d sight of money..

Not all girls.

Poems For Review › Re: NEPA Smiles by joseph1832(op): 5:34pm On Aug 22, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
I see. Maybe its just my preference. I guess I still have to learn

So how's the learning going? grin

Politics › Re: Presidency Abolishes Office Of First Lady by joseph1832(m): 10:57am On Aug 22, 2015

Dygeasy:
LOL!
Okay.

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