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Christianity EtcRe: Lagos Pastor Heals Mad Man On The Street (Photos) by joseph1832(m): 12:07pm On Jul 02, 2015
Tolexander:
Praise the lord!

But no evidence of a healed madman in the pictures shown.
Sometimes you wonder where this so called miracle workers are when GEJ and his big fat wife were in Aso Rock. They could have healed GEJ of his cluelessness and senselessness while his wife of her illiteracy and murder of the English Language.
RomanceRe: How Much Sex Should You Be Having? by joseph1832(m): 11:58am On Jul 02, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]You're a congenital dumbfvck.

I called a generation sex crazed. Did I not know I was living in the same generation before I made my comment? Of what use then was it for you to quote me in your usual _stupid manner, to say "I forget I live..."

Forget what? Did you make my comment for me?

Don't quote me if you're going to make comments bodering on completely useless. . . Learn how to stay the fvck away from "blackett's mentions". I don't have time for senseless tirades with complete and utterly useless congenital idiots, typified by you.

Now, fvck off.
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And you're a lobotomized purus idiota!.

If you know you live in a sex craved generation why say it then. Or you merely wanted to signify your inconsequential egotistical presence in this thread by stating the obvious?.

And please don't quote me if you're going to show just how much of a C you are!. I have the time for over bloated massa damnnats like you who can't smell the miasma emanating from their un wash anus!.

Now go and wash your anus you foolish child. And be sure to use water not toliet paper because it just might leave a smudge of shiiit in your hairy anus!. tonguetongue

Biiitcch Niggger!.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Describe Mr Oluwaseun Osewa In One Word by joseph1832(m): 11:48am On Jul 02, 2015
kennboiy:
If not for the dedication and hard work of this young man from otta,ogun state.we would all not be here,so let use this oppurtunity to appreciate him and his 10year old mega-invention(Nairaland)....long live Seun Osewa!!! long live Nairaland!!!
As for me i would call him a "GENIUS"
One word to describe Seun: INTROVERT.
RomanceRe: How Much Sex Should You Be Having? by joseph1832(m): 11:41am On Jul 02, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]So in your warped ideology, living among a sex crazed generation makes you sex crazed?

No wonder you keep failing exams. . . lack of cognitive abilities.
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And in your hyper drive ideology, being part of a thing mean you're actually taking part in that thing?.

No wonder people like you keep blocking your lecturers just so they can give you a C to signify you're cowardice!.

dearpreye:
I don't know you're saying bro. Barcanista and I are close enough to exchange banter. That's our gift of friendship......He's a cool and great brother.....
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Declares N90bn Assets, Owns 40 Houses In Abuja, Kaduna - The Union by joseph1832(m): 11:37am On Jul 02, 2015
barcanista:
N90 billion? If el Rufai isn't a fraudster he should tell us how he made so much wealth. How much is the Salary of a Minister? How much is the Salary of the D-G BPE? El rufai has been out of job since 2007, how did he amass the wealth? I have always known that he's a criminal forming angel of light. I pity Kaduna people because they just elected a common thief. El Rufai is like Obj and Oby...Croooooks!
Yes El Rufai is a kleptomaniac. Only a fool with common sense will say otherwise.

Chinatownm:
This is hilarious. An individual owns a 90billion naira worth of assets jus on personal houses without a single factory for d youths to benefit from.
Sai Nigeria my Nigeria.
Yes that's the difference between him and Tinubu. Tinubus' thievery is drowned in investment in Nigeria, he didn't patronize capital flight. Much like I can say for others.
RomanceRe: How Much Sex Should You Be Having? by joseph1832(m): 11:27am On Jul 02, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]24 hours a day, 7 days of the week, even on her period days, as una no get any other work apart from sex.

Fvcking sex crazed generation. . . Nonsense.
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You forget you are also a part of "the sex crazed generation".

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]And they forgot that sex kills. grin grin[/color]
Says who? If sex created you I see no reason why it should kill....


dearpreye:
I don't know. I'm a virgin. Barcanista is in a better position to help.
Yes the one true barca.nista. The political prostitute personified!.

For me, too much of everything is bad. So twice a day is okay. Most especially, early morning sex. Its damn awesome!. grin
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Post Ur Pictures Here. by joseph1832(m): 11:16am On Jul 02, 2015
Creamish:
He/she uploads different female pics...
Oh I see...
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Post Ur Pictures Here. by joseph1832(m): 11:10am On Jul 02, 2015
surelove:
Ugly and proud!
If that is you on your profile pic. You're far from ugly.


icedbeatz:
does it mean that we don't have ugly girls on nairaland? where are thee
The term ugly and pretty/beautiful is now a matter of perception. Many guys who will say a girl is ugly will waste no time to shag that 'ugly' girl if she opens her legs to them.


Creamish:
Not so sure she's truly she...
How can you tell?
PoliticsRe: Who Divided Nigeria Into Geopolitical Zones by joseph1832(m): 9:35am On Jul 02, 2015
aguiyi:
Please those who have reliable information on the subject above should help me out.

i also want to know what extant law backs up the creation of this geopolitical zones and the emergence of representatives and senators for this zones.

Barcanista, Lalasticlala ,mogidi, anonimi and others who can help pls do
I believe it was Sani Abacha. It was all his grand scheme when he wanted to transform from a military head of state to civilian president. He said it that he wanted six(6) vice president, each from the current geopolitical zone we have now.
PoliticsRe: On Buhari/Osinbajo Public Asset Declaration: The "30 Days" Verification Is Over by joseph1832(m): 11:17pm On Jul 01, 2015
barcanista:
Buhari isn't aware of what he's up to.
So you're saying we have another clueless president?

Well considering how you supported the last clueless president, I see no reason whatsoever why you can't support another clueless one. grin;tonguegrintongue
PoliticsRe: Why Has Fayose Yet To Appoint Commisioners, 8months After?? by joseph1832(m): 10:12pm On Jul 01, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
Governor Fayose has been without commissioners for the past 8 months. What has the PDP said about it?” Nothing!

Hypocrites!
Fayose is a man of the people. How? Because he eats Amala at the local buka. So the man of the people do not need to appoint commissioners.

#Stomach_Infrastructure
PoliticsRe: Iweala Replies Oshiomhole, El-rufai; Denies Spending Oil Money Without Approval by joseph1832(m): 12:50pm On Jul 01, 2015
Whynotthetruth:
I wasn't disappointed by your reply but this will be the last attention, I will oblige you here...

Check your mentions for my yesterday reply to your tirade...or ask your comrade@midolian to show you...thanks and bye
Your disappointment is yours and yours alone. I have no part in it neither do I care.

By the way, fuuuckk you and fuuucck your attention! LMAO. Happy New Month!. grintongue
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola To Pay March, April Salaries By Friday by joseph1832(m): 12:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
What nonsense! In a sane society this governor would have resigned a long time ago!.

The way this bit of news splash our daily's is a gross abuse of our sensibility!.
PoliticsRe: The Federal Govt Has Not Paid Federal Workers June Salary by joseph1832(m): 12:40pm On Jul 01, 2015
Ishilove:
My own relative who is a federal civil servant has not been paid June salary. Normally their salary comes in as from the 25th, but not so this past month.
So some have been paid while others have not. So it is left for the OP to tell us the civil servants and the ministry they under who are yet to be paid.
PoliticsRe: Iweala Replies Oshiomhole, El-rufai; Denies Spending Oil Money Without Approval by joseph1832(m): 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2015
Whynotthetruth:
I am not sure you understand the meaning of proof otherwise you won't ask for it when it is staring you in the face...


Did you guys read this post? Did you notice it tallied 2000% with my submissions to you yesterday?...gringrin
Cc. mido.lian,veda.xcool,Erud.itor, joseph.1832,...Be partisan but do it constructively and argue on the side of facts not sheepish sentiments, epileptic submissions, and myopic followership... happy new month cheesy
Which and what submission did you make to me yesterday?

At the embolden, one who speak of such things should be prudent enough to know that real change can never happen just under one month of take over. tongue

Funny thing is you can't smell the miasma coming out of your a$s!.
PoliticsRe: The Federal Govt Has Not Paid Federal Workers June Salary by joseph1832(m): 10:29am On Jul 01, 2015
barcanista:
I didn't create the thread...did I?
Of course you didn't. But you did say PMB should pay workers on time. So you're still guilty.

Seun, lalasticlala, Ishilove The Op should be banned, he just broke a rule. That's rule 8 which states "do not post false information on Nairaland".

The OP's post is false and lacks substance, he didn't even provide a source for his post.

You guys should set an example....
PoliticsRe: The Federal Govt Has Not Paid Federal Workers June Salary by joseph1832(m): 10:21am On Jul 01, 2015
princeofpeace22:
federal workers are now regretting and missing the past administration which will do anything to pay its federal staff
Mr Buhari and his cabinet are still confuse in handling affairs of the country.non of their campaign promises have been fulfill so far.if it is gej time APC will sing it loud as a chorus .Is this really the change buhari and APC promised us NIGERIANShuh
we need sos in this country




BUHARI pay your workers.it is our righthuh huh huh

source:all federal workers ask them no one has been paid huh

Buhari must not compel us to fast.we have our various religions please pay us Mr buhari .huh



cc lalasticlala
Your source please?
PoliticsRe: Photos: Ex President Jonathan Helipad At Otuoke. by joseph1832(m): 10:05am On Jul 01, 2015
mistabiola:
Here is the helipad the FG built for President Jonathan behind community secondary school in Otuoke.
Haa! The school isn't fenced? If this was the North East the school would have provided a perfect target for Boko Haram.

The Helipad looks nice....
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 8:36am On Jul 01, 2015
texanomaly:
You have an obsession my friend. grin
LMAO. Nothing like a good laugh to start the morning. cheesy
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CelebritiesRe: Is This Right , Just See How A Guy Seperates Two Ladies Fighting (see Photos} by joseph1832(m): 10:49pm On Jun 30, 2015
Tolexander:
Opportunity comes but once!
The guy even wear Arsenal FC jersey, signify the guy is a loser!.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 10:18pm On Jun 30, 2015
timpaker:
I'm just seeing/hearing/reading this form of poetry oooo. "tyburn". I can't believe i have never heard/read of it before.

I will look it up and try and write one...

Can we see the tyburn you wrote?
Sure bro, check out my collection of sex poems. grin. The tyburn I wrote are sex poems. Hehehe.
Poems For ReviewRe: Poetry Classes For Beginners - NPC (Signup Thread) by joseph1832(m): 9:55pm On Jun 30, 2015
cisse7575:
For many centuries, the name Tyburn was synonymous with capital punishment, it having been the principal place for execution of London criminals and convicted traitors, including many religious martyrs.

INRODUCTION TO TYBURN:
What is a Tyburn?
A Tybur Poem is a six lines poetic form where the first four lines consist of just a single two syllabled words each that all rhyme. The last two lines are nine syllables where the fifth to eighth syllables are the words from the first four lines.
I just wrote two tyburn poems with this... Its very easy.

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