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Politics › Re: APC Senators Fight As Truce Meeting Fails Again - Punch by joseph1832(m): 6:44pm On Jun 24, 2015

SeverusSnape:
... And one bottle of old wine and dogonyaro.

Oh so you're not aware that old wine nahim dey sweet pass and Dogonyaro sef dey cure fever. grin

Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Lectures Jonathan's Minister Over Alleged $30billion ECA Fund by joseph1832(m): 6:43pm On Jun 24, 2015

tbaba1234:
I have seen a lot of dumb comments since Buhari announced that we had a virtually empty treasury and high debts.

Some people translate it to mean, the account is zero hence the president should not have money for JTF or to travel.

This kind of comments tells me that commentary on some national issues should be left to those who can think beyond the mundane.

Yes to them "virtually empty" literally means "empty".

Politics › Re: APC Senators Fight As Truce Meeting Fails Again - Punch by joseph1832(m): 5:37pm On Jun 24, 2015

SeverusSnape:
I was banned. 14 days precisely...

Whoever banned you get plenty sense!.

The person need one very chill bottle of Orijin.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Ramadan Funnies by joseph1832(m): 5:33pm On Jun 24, 2015

redgem:
Its not funny though....no offence

To you its not, but to me its damn right funny! LMFAO.

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by joseph1832(m): 5:29pm On Jun 24, 2015

noble4d:
Nice poems Bro

Teacher, what happened to thee?.

Politics › Re: I Left $30bn In The Treasury For You, Jonathan Replies Buhari by joseph1832(m): 5:00pm On Jun 24, 2015

Whynotthetruth:
Avoid it for what...let me educate you, iamrealdeji, engrhorla, and that dumb guy dustmalik who's spreading that propaganda thinking he's smart because his fellow dumbass as hailing him...

Let me help you a bit...

1)Money was borrowed to augment accrued share of federal government from federation account to meet its obligations...

2)Revenue comes in monthly...And budgets are based on expected revenue...with provisions made for financing of deficits...

3)Have you ever imagined where the money they shared yesterday came from?...What about the NLNG tax they are forcing buhari to also share?...do you know how much we make monthly?...

4)$30billion is in our external reserve...which is managed by CBN... it is saved for emergencies and also as a guide or shock absorber to monetary/currency brouhaha...

5)Over $2billion is in our Excess Crude Account(ECA)...which is a saving account where all extra money made from crude sales above the budgeted benchmark are saved...

6)Other ministries, agencies etc have their allocations too based on budgets for the fiscal year...Funds are released to them as the president deems fit based on scale of
preference...Funds released to them are domiciled in their account and not necessarily finished immediately... They use these monies based on need assessment taking cognizance of budget as passed...

7)You may wish to check out what we have in SWF which is expected to start yielding interests soonest...

Hope it is clear to you now?...Quit being arrogant especially when issues you know nothing about is being discussed...

I didn't even bother to read what you wrote here because its an abject waste of time. The president said he met "virtually an empty treasury" I still can't help but start to think when does virtually empty translate to empty.

And here you guys are throwing figures up and down. If you guys can't comprehend simple English, perhaps we can ask the Presidency to make such things clear in your native dialect.

As far as I'm concerned. 30 billion or 2 billion translate to virtually empty! I mean if a country like Nigeria can have such minute amount, amount that Bill Gates is worth more than, then it is virtually empty. Period!.

Now go and feel cool somewhere else. tongue

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Politics › Re: E-X-P-O-S-E-D!!! EMPTY TREASURY: Buhari Stop Misleading Nigerians: Jonathan Left by joseph1832(m): 9:40am On Jun 24, 2015

I wonder why this PDPians can't seem to know that virtually empty doesn't mean empty!.

Politics › Re: I Left $30bn In The Treasury For You, Jonathan Replies Buhari by joseph1832(m): 9:17am On Jun 24, 2015

dustmalik:
You guys are spewing rubbish. Here are links to some of the publications of the money borrowed by FG to pay salaries. If they had all that money, how come they borrowed money to pay salaries? They were all published on the 6th of May 2015:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/business/182543-nigerian-govt-borrowing-billions-to-pay-salaries-okonjo-iweala.html

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/06/fg-borrows-n473bn-to-pay-salaries-okonjo-iweala/

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/nigeria-borrows-to-pay-salaries-with-cash-crunch-worsening/

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/05/150506055148505.html

Okojo Iweala made the revelation on the 6 May 2015. So, the question is, how come, all of a sudden, they are claiming that they left $30billion and another $2billion in the government coffers?

The likes of barcanista and his PDP prostitutes will ignore this post.

All I can say, virtually empty doesn't translate to empty!. So the 30 billion dollars and 2 billion fall under virtually empty.

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Poems For Review › Re: Thoughts! by joseph1832(m): 11:04pm On Jun 23, 2015

tohpahz:
Do i do this, do i do that
Should i give up without a fight
Better than suffering it is
Although i told him,i was his

Stay,a little voice says
He's still your bae ,
You can't cope with his ways
Day after day..

Optimistic or realistic
I tried making this artistic,
But the pain knows none of that
Love itself is confusion of the heart..

#tohpahz..

I'm curious as to what you meant when you said "Love itself is confusion of the heart" in the last line of your poem.

Kindly elucidate on this.

Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by joseph1832(m): 10:42pm On Jun 23, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]No I haven't.[/color]

Well it falls under the line of The Conjuring and The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by joseph1832(m): 10:35pm On Jun 23, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Erm, the conjuring is also based on a true life story. And I have also watched the Exorcism of emily rose.

I haven't read stigmata.[/color]

Stigmata is quite old. Probably you've seen the movie?.

Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by joseph1832(m): 10:33pm On Jun 23, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Books like?[/color]

Dr Tuesday Lobsang Rampa: You Forever and Cave of Ruins. You can also try Mike Kadosh: The Way Things Work.

These are books you won't find in any book store....

Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by joseph1832(m): 10:31pm On Jun 23, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I am still looking for the horror movie that would scare me.
The conjuring tried though. I was almost scared, almost.[/color]

It has the same story as The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Although the exorcism of Emily Rose is a true life story.

Stigmata? Have you read the book?. It also have a movie adaptation.

Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by joseph1832(m): 10:28pm On Jun 23, 2015

Misssclassy and angieberry when you speak of dark you shouldn't just delve into fiction and make belief alone because that's just what they are, fiction and make belief. You guys should try something more practical.

If you're interested, I can recommend books and manuscripts. I own quite a few.

Education › Re: 10 Serial Killers With Highest I.Qs by joseph1832(m): 10:12pm On Jun 23, 2015

Twaci:
Awesome! ....not inna good way because they are all killers and all....but check out their IQs!

Nice one Dark!

*....thinking of turning to a Seriel Killer*

So are you saying being intelligent is synonymous to being a serial killer?

Politics › Re: US, Others Will Help Recover Looted Funds – Buhari by joseph1832(m): 9:44pm On Jun 23, 2015

This is not the first time we're hearing this.

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Poems For Review › Re: Welcome O Ramadhan! - A Poem And A Breif Commentary By Laykorn by joseph1832(m): 9:19am On Jun 23, 2015

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Yourmain I doubt if u can fast U sound too "polish" to fast

Oremi mumu, ba wo ni?.

Poems For Review › Re: The Grim Reaper by joseph1832(op): 9:08am On Jun 23, 2015*

It comes swift
Swift and rift and spreads,
Spreads sorrow, tears and blood

It brings anger
Anger hate and dread,
Dread of morbid fear...

It spares no one
Animals and plant
Are caught in its path

It reaps
Reaps the heart of love and joy
And replace it with sorrow and wailing

It is feared
Feared by all and sundry
Because their dirty laundry
Is what attracts it to them

It is worshiped
Worshiped by those who revere it
And even give it a god like status

It is plague
A plague that spreads like wildfire
And consumes all in its path

It is destroyer
Destroyer of all the things
Known to man
For man can not tame,
Understand or even harness it

It is weapon
A weapon fashioned
And used against all that is living

It eats
It eats everything in its path
Because its appetite can never be sated

It is a path
A path which all living thing must walk
In other to complete the circle of life

Oh Death!
Where is thy sting?.

Poems For Review › Re: The Grim Reaper by joseph1832(op): 9:06am On Jun 23, 2015

AllNaijaBlogger:
Joseph, I think we should have a poets' duel....

A duel not of grit and sword
But of wit and words
Where the pen remains mightier
And the sword obsolete

Lol!. I'm afraid I have to turn down your challenge. Maybe some other time.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 10:05pm On Jun 22, 2015

kaboninc:
Chai...see humour? Ecoterrors craves (and not will grind) your balls?

Besides if they aint hers to handle, why do you keep "stalking" her? Do you want your balls to become hers to handle?

Oh balls!

Me no stalk nobody friend!. Me thinks she wants and likes to pick the hair off mii balls but mii not gonna let her. Me balls are me balls!.

Oh balls!. LMAO!.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 9:59pm On Jun 22, 2015

ECOTERRORS:
, I came to NL for politics only so you can continue stalking me on politics section which I enjoy but don't take me to romance or else I will ground your balls .

Hmmm, I see you crave my balls. But too bad, they aint yours to handle, mean while, you can try and handle this dude balls Obontami. Be sure to treat em with care please... grin

Poems For Review › The Grim Reaper by joseph1832(op): 9:56pm On Jun 22, 2015

Oh Death! Bath in bones
That bellow out shadows of thrones;
Resting in a realm full of darkness that churns.
Spreading sorrow, anguish, screams
And sadness till 'morrow,
Leaving faces full of frown
That makes the Earth wail
Across the sands of time,
Causing heartaches to sail
Across a sea of anguish and despair,
Engulfs and enfolds all caught in its path,
Usurping their happiness
And replacing with despair,
Oh Death!, where is thy sting?

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Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 9:45pm On Jun 22, 2015

ECOTERRORS:
grow up please and stop tagging me in your mentions.

I'll stop mentioning you the day you allow reason to be your guide.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 9:29pm On Jun 22, 2015

HFOG:
*continues introduction*
Joseph.1832...as old as his handle. He's not in his right mind and he's on the loose. Watch out for him. Actually an uninvited guest. Thinks he can spoil our fun here.

On the contrary ma'am, I aint here to spoil no ones fun. But I am indeed here to have my fun and I will have it as long as I still grow hair in my private part! LMFAO!.

So you care to come check if I have any hair in my private part?.

LMAO.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2015

obontami:
Joseph help me tell that ecoTerrors gurl make send pm make arrange for sex

I pay good money in no time

As a sure boy! Nothing does you. Ecoterrors you have an admirer, you can enjoin him to join you so you guys can have fun together, the guy will pay you good, better than what the PDP is even paying you sef. grin

Poems For Review › Re: Sojourning Mind by joseph1832(m): 9:05pm On Jun 22, 2015

laykorn:
21 gun salute

Shey na Head of State or President?. tongue

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 8:58pm On Jun 22, 2015

ECOTERRORS:
I'm starting to like your stalking, cross over to our divide let's have a good time.

Barcanista is my big bros, HFOG can have him for keeps, I will be the night watchman over their *gburugburu.

Unlike your big bros barcanista, I am not a political prostitute. Carpet crossing has and will never be my forte!.

Besides, I really don't believe we can have a good time since your loyalty is always for sale. So lemme hand you over to my goons.... b0rn2fuck, born2boink, born2fuckpussy, redbenson, obontami, rigarmortis, desdichando, poweredcom, akthedream, femistico, IpopAlomo.

This lady wants to have a good time, kindly show her. Remember TBD should be 3k last. 5k na waste of money. grin

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 5:01pm On Jun 22, 2015

barcanista:
All my time is yurs babe...Where are u goin?

Ecoterrors! Ecoterrors!! Ecoterrors!!! Somebody is stealing your man!. The one and only barcanista, the FFK of Nairaland, renown for his political prostituting skills!. grin

Bros enjoy sha! Nothing does you! After all YOLO!.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:56pm On Jun 22, 2015

francizy:
This is my problem with you APC dudes.. This place was like heaven, immediately you show face, e just be like darkness befall the whole place. Abeg run go back politics section make we get peace for here..

And this is where I tell you to "Go Bleep Yourself". tongue

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