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Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:31pm On Jun 22, 2015
HFOG:
No need to cry over spilt milk. We've met already. Your words are Noted anyway. Tks again
Is that so?. Barcanista, barcanista, how many times did I call you?. Beware oh this one wey e be say this woman ready battle ISIL soldier just because of you, I go hate make she use ogume hold you oh!.

Abi you done go shine Congo?. LMAO!.

francizy:
Barcanister, this APC foot soldier has sold you cheap here.. cry


You see why brother good.. Na wetin I been dey hide be this.. cheesy
Guy! I know not what you speak of!.


HFOG:
I'll keep thanking you for your concern. I have nothing to prove to no one neither do I owe anyone an explanation. Pls feel free to say and believe whatever you wish. I thought ignoring you would be impolite. It seems I was wrong. Permit me to speak no further on this issue. Tks again.
Yea yea dey smell!. Even with all what I'm saying you clearly can't tell when someone is joking with your christian a$s!. Besides I hear christians girls are screamers when they're being hammered! Especially from behind LMAO!. gringringrin.

Anyway have fun smoking weed dear!. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
HFOG:
Tks for the information. We'll have to apologize and reassure his woman. We're neither stealing hearts here nor sharing bed.
That's what we usually hear, later we will start hearing another story!.

Ecoterrors is a full blown member of ISIL, she might just slaughter you like a Ram meant for Illeya festival. So don't flirt with her man oh!. grin

Remember my dear, to be fore warn is to be fore armed!.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:17pm On Jun 22, 2015
HFOG:
Bar? I didn't just read that, did I?
Yes you did!. We gonna get blotto.

HFOG:
Oh many thanks for you genuine concern. It's a pleasure meeting you sir.
You've not met me at all, ask those who have and they' will give you a nudge.

Besides, you sound like a typical nigerian christian, and I don't meet such people.
lol.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:13pm On Jun 22, 2015
barcanista:
Joseph1832 my sweetheart don tell you na. No worry, I go meet you for that bar this night
I hear you. I dey wait for you.

HFOG:
He doesn't do politics at home please. We're having some 'we' time at the moment if you do not mind. He'll get to you when he needs to.
I hear you too. I'm sure you don't mind sharing your 'we' time with another woman as ecoterrors already stole his heart, but barcanista is a polygamous man so I'm sure he won't mind sharing his bed with you and another woman. grin
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:08pm On Jun 22, 2015
HFOG:
Na trouble you dey find so o.
Trouble ke? Na koko I dey yan una na!. If una won do personal, na bbm and whatsapp oh! Here anybody fit quote and interrupt una just like I just do.

I no go like make you sef open thread dey complain say barcanista chop come clean mouth oh. So e better make una do una thing coded oh!. Lol.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
barcanista:
wetin you find come here?
Na the same question I bin dey ask you. Abi you don taya to dey yab Buhari?. grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Threatens To Release Ex-gf's Nudes On Twitter by joseph1832(m): 4:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
vheMa:
When I said Lord should pls gemme a guy that I willingly pound yam for,that nowadays guys deserves ntin better than indomie without egg they were all bashing me... Shey una see nowsad
I hope you sabi pound yam sha? Because it will be a heavy shame on you if God finally gives you that man and you can pound yam talkless of cook for him.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 4:01pm On Jun 22, 2015
barcanista:
Same here! Have you taken lunch?
Dude can't you send this HFOG of a person a pm and take your personals to whatsapp or bbm or whatever channel people use for personal communication these days?.
PoliticsRe: Too Old To Start, A critical analysis of PMB's Disaster by joseph1832(m): 11:34pm On Jun 21, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
PMB has become a disaster under a space of 3 weeks
He's no more a disaster than GEJ!.





ECOTERRORS:
it has become a season of gaffes from PMB and his team with their myopic way of dealing with the issues in front of them.

Is this the CHANGE?
Much like the myopic and corrupt ways GEJ and the PDP dealt with issues for the past 6 years right?.

Funny we didn't see or hear you criticize his government when nigerians where blown to smithereens, neither did we see or hear you during the Immigration Job scam, or the Stella Odua corruption allegation, or the Maina police pension fraud?.

Look Miss, you hypocrisy and double standard is becoming too much. It might do you well to let reason and logic be your guide!.
PoliticsRe: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by joseph1832(m): 11:00pm On Jun 21, 2015
ohemdave:
All liers will have their part in the lake of fire.It Shan't be well with all those that cajoled Nigerians over pseudo disappearance of acclaimed Chibok girls including the coordinator bring back our girl (insane OBY) that brought people acclaimed to be the parents of the missing girls to meet with the then president,GEJ. The hard end money of Nigeria was spent on people who are not Nigerians,knowing very well that its was a fiction. Posterity will not allow all of you to derived Satisfaction from evil proceed.
At the embolden, I say a very big Amen!.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 7:50pm On Jun 21, 2015
HFOG:
Evening sir!
Evening Ma'am!. How's the ministry?.
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by joseph1832(m): 6:00pm On Jun 21, 2015
Barcanista, I hope you're not going to come and tell us stories how you shagged this babes drooling over you oh, first, it was ecoterrors, now its HFOG!.

Like your twin bro FFK, I won't be surprise if its soon!. gringringrin
PoliticsRe: Reason Why Buhari Is Blocking DSS From Aso Rock by joseph1832(m): 5:51pm On Jun 21, 2015
barcanista:
Nonsense! Buhari is only trying to pursue personal vendatta against DSS..


Same way he disbanded Mobile Police in 1984 because they attempted to foil his coup and killed Brig Bako in the process. Bako was his coup ally!

Baba should spare us the story and get to work
Funny I didn't hear you rant like a bittch in heat period when Wike set up a commission to probe Amaechi?.

Your double standards makes you look like a rude child every day bro!.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 11:20pm On Jun 20, 2015
cococandy:
so what do you propose as a possible solution?
Well I don't know!. That's not for me to decide.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 11:08pm On Jun 20, 2015
cococandy:
That's not enough reason for him to give up.
People will focus as much on molested male children if victims speak up more.
That's how it works.
Are you sure?. I've seen cases of young males shouting that they were molested by older females and people shun them.
Christianity EtcRe: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by joseph1832(m): 9:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
[s]
Abba999:
Fixed!
[/s]Stamped and Sealed!.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 9:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
timpaker:

Hehehehehehehehehe. I've forgiven her and moved on but to me getting revenge would further complicate things. The only surprising thing was the way she pretended like she doesn't remember what she did to me.
I shouldn't surprise you, does who commit such offense act as if they have no recollection of what they did, that's why I spoke of giving her a taste of her own medicine just as a dose of reminding her that your memory is still intact!.

cococandy:
Yes I did.
It's the same way molested ladies are shamed into keeping quiet.
Will keeping quiet solve the problem?
No.

His silence is not helping him. So instead of saying others should not complain because he's not complaining, he should join in the voices that expose such things.
Yes he should, but I will still tell you that people will focus more on the females who got molested than the males!.
Christianity EtcRe: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by joseph1832(m): 9:14pm On Jun 20, 2015
Abba999:
Ignorant is not an excuse!
The demonic kingdom loves your kind.
And the stewpidity kingdom never stops fucking your kind!.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 7:16pm On Jun 20, 2015
cococandy:
I feel bad for you.
Maybe you should confront her if you know where she lives. Get closure.
You see Timpaker is a gentleman. If it was me, I will start chyking her daughters right in front of her. If she complains, she will get a simple course down memory lane.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2015
cococandy:
But you should. Is there any other way it will go away except constant attention is drawn to it?
You heard what Timpaker said didn't you?.
Christianity EtcRe: China Bans Ramadan Fasting... by joseph1832(m): 7:06pm On Jun 20, 2015
This is a laugh! I hope some people in the north won't start protesting....
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 6:59pm On Jun 20, 2015
timpaker:

[b]You're right. At age 13 I was molested by our landlady's daughter(then who as at that time around 32 years of age) in Mushin, Lagos, and when I told my aunt she simply brushed it aside and after much admittance she called me "ashewo".

I was scarred to tell my mum cuz she wouldn't believe me either.

Few years down the line, I bumped into her at the airport with 3 beautiful girls and that nostalgic feeling of plea "aunty Ronke abeg na" just rang in my ears and at that moment I wish her girls could hear them too.

She didn't even apologise.

Up till today, I don't feel comfortable sitting close to women to any woman older than me (not even my momma).

Last year October, my little cousin (a boy) was molested by a female corper in F.G.C. Kwali and instead of the school to act on his complaint they suspended him for lying on a "Teacher".


The fact is this stuff happens to us male bbut the way ours is bn handled is very different from the ladies. The female get more sympathy than the male[/b]
Yet you don't see us complaining about it!. Or appealing for sentiments from all and sundry!.
Christianity EtcRe: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by joseph1832(m): 6:48pm On Jun 20, 2015
Missmossy:
Anything related to sex and even masturbation surely has spiritual ties and implications.
And what about lies, deceit, treachery, fraud? Don't they have spiritual implications too?.
Christianity EtcRe: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by joseph1832(m): 6:42pm On Jun 20, 2015
Abba999:
People who cannot control the urge to masturbate or watch pornography are almost always plagued with a sexual devil. Maybe more than one.
In the world of the spirit and according to Jesus Christ: the sexual thought is the same as the sexual act (Matthew 5:28).

When we use the powerful force of imagining something as if it were real, we are actually attracting that which we imagine into physical being.
When we imagine having sex with another via masturbation, we are actually summoning the power of the spirit realm to manifest the thing we are imagining.

We've all heard about the law of attraction by now, made popular from books and movies like The Secret. Well the law of attraction also works with sexual imagination.

There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave. It will drive you to masturbate, even when you don't want to. You'll be hit with urges to play with yourself so powerful that only an orgasm will allow you some temporary relief.

In worst case scenarios the one demon may gather other unclean spirits to itself to also attach to your life. That way it can wrap you tighter in its web of control, making it that much more difficult for you to get free. And many never do (Matthew 12:43-45).

By engaging in those acts of sexual impurity you are giving such evil spirits legal access into your life. And they will remain, causing untold personal pain, guilt and shame until the more powerful force of Jesus Christ is used against them to expel them from your life for good—See: Luke 8:29, Luke 9:39 and verse 42; Galatians 5:19-21; 2nd Corinthians 6:17-18


*****This was an excerpt taken from diva, goddess Queen: Breaking the power of soul ties, lust, and sexual demons.


SEX, FAITH
AUTHOR// MACK MAJOR
Story Story? Story.
Once upon a time?
Time, time!!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 5:41pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nihilist:
no need to be insultive
There's a need for everything Darth Nihilist.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 12:38pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nihilist:
Standd is trolling.
She is not narrow minded. She's just angry at the murder of that young student.

Airbornelacer will soon come and engage her in one hot round of make up e-sex and all will be forgiven
Being angry makes one do stewpid things! Standd just did something excessively stewpid!.

I wonder why she's not angry about the kidnapped Chibok girls, the number of lives lost to Boko Haram insurgents, people dying of poverty, disease, government neglect etc!

In my opinion, she should shove her anger up her narrow behind!!!. grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Blatant Hypocrisy by joseph1832(m): 12:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
standd:
I will drive home the point again:::


NIGERIAN MEN ARE HYPOCRITES

Thank you smiley
I believe this include your great grand father, grand father, father, uncles and brothers!.

Never did I believe you of all people will allow narrow mindedness cloud your sense of reasoning!.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by joseph1832(m): 5:34pm On Jun 19, 2015
suxxman:
Can you stand low quality movies/series? If yes, the http://www.o2tvseries.com is the ideal place for you. If not, quote me and I'd give you sites that would give you a run for your Data! grin
I just quoted you. I use the site you mentioned and it looks okay on my mobile phone. Would like to know other sites where I can download movies.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Men & 'Come To My House' Syndrome by joseph1832(m): 12:31pm On Jun 19, 2015
April07:
Oh my God!
I'm sick sick sick and tired of hearing those words.

Imagine you meet someone for the first time and you guys get talking, you like them cos you think they're smart. You exchange phone numbers and you're chatting. Next thing "you don't want to come to my house" To do what!? Is there some kinda solution to global hunger in your house?
So annoying!

The second point..
I couldn't agree more.
Most guys behave so good that you carry your self and be going to 'their' house and you go and get raped and you can't do nothing about it.
I got to counsel some young ladies who fell victim of the above, the shame and guilt they carry around is enough to break any male!
This is the case for so many young ladies.

Men in the Nigerian society need serious orientation and sensitization.
'Come to my house' is not in the least bit romantic or endearing.
Its creepy and annoying
Yes thank you very much! And you should direct this statement at those girls who tell guys "come and buy me my toiletries", "please give me money to make my hair, do my manicure and pedicure" etc.

And please stop generalizing okay! Not all men ask girls to come to "their house".
PoliticsRe: Wike Sets Commission Of Inquiry To Probe Amaechi by joseph1832(m): 12:20pm On Jun 19, 2015
I can imagine if its PMB setting up a commission to probe GEJ many will come out and shout "witch hunt". And barcanista will even write an epistle asking PMB to focus on good governance rather than witch hunting.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends N4.62 Trillion On Security In 5 Years, Yet Widespread Insecurity by joseph1832(m): 9:53pm On Jun 18, 2015
barcanista:
Obj dealt with them and Yaradua had to bribe them with amnesty package? Ask Obj what was our revenue that period and how many IOCs shut down production
All the same, the NSA and defense ministers during OBJ's tenure weren't receiving such huge lumps of cash as we've seen now!.

Abi na lie I talk? gringringrin

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